>no ideal bf thread up
Post your ideals anons and (optionally) your stats
"""""Fembots"""" need not apply
>>28663275
a femboy ;3
>>28663291
Elaborate orignoli
No, no, no, no, NO, NO,NO,NO! Stop! Juts fucking stop! This belongs on >>>/lgbt/ for God's fucking sake! FUCK OFF! Dammit, this board needs to be fucked nuked. THIS is what considered content here.
>>28663326
Thnx for the bump
>>28663275
he has to have a big dick, he has to be chad
sorry robots xd
>>28663361
anyone with a big dick is automatically chad
>>28663275
Uh well I'm a much darker AAAYYYYEE LMAO version of this with bigger breasts and nipples.
Idk just be okay with who I am, don't expect me to wear panties and shit and be taller than me and not skinny. Interested mostly in non-white guys.
>>28663486
This is then picture by the way
>>28663298
ye np familarino
cuddling soft feminine boys is what life was made for desu
Reposting from last 2 threads
>white
>younger than me (am 19, so might be difficult without getting FBI'd)
>shorter than me (6'0")
>boyish face, no facial hair, etc.
>twink body type, not full femme/flaming fag witch
>prefer no/little body hair
>cute penis
>can be dom or sub in bed but must be bottom
>more or less independent day to day Not clingy or dramatic
>able to be completely unattached in public if situation calls for it
>otherwise chill to hang out with, vidya and shit like that
>has own hobbies too, don't have to all overlap with mine
>good sense of dark/offensive humor
>okay with casual relationship, basically monogamous FWB but actually Friends and not just Benefits
>little bit kinky, no crazy fetishes but likes sex for sex's sake
>is okay with me being a directionless manchild to some extent
Will I ever post my own stats? Who knows
Oh boy I wonder what the descriptions will be like.
Let me sum it up for you. Feminine and short will be used a lot, anime character drawn as a girl but called a boy will be posted and long or non-balding being a must because you 'fags' are prison gay and accepted you will never touch a real girl.
>>28663895
You sound mad originalfamilymember
>>28663895
>Not meeting those requirements easily
It took me less than an hour in a thread to meet someone that meets all those too and we're dating now
Stay upset anon
These threads are depressing yet slightly comforting. I suppose I'll post mine again even though I'll never have it.
>white trap
>20-25
>5'3"-5'7" , 120-140 lbs
>likes vidya, anime, board games but also willing to explore more masculine hobbies such as the outdoors, hiking, and guns
>red pilled
>has some form of depression and anxiety in their life
>asocial and dislikes people in general, mainly only wanting to spend time with their significant other
>loyal without a fault, completely honest and doesn't keep secrets
>willing to discuss anything with each other and fully explain our view points even if we don't agree
>cares more about forming a romantic and trusting bond than focusing the relationship on lewd stuff
>isn't a slut or wasn't in the past
>enjoys loving pet play and roleplay without doing extremely degenerate or degrading things
>isn't materialistic and doesn't care about this dog eat dog world ; wants to live a simple and cozy life with their partner
>wants to focus more on building what they have rather than leaving things behind to chase new thrills
>willing to give their life for me and vice versa so that we do whatever we can to help each other
>loves cuddling
>>28663895
actually i'm really gay and looking for a traditionally masculine man
>>28663804
Literally me.
0r3g4n0 c0mm3nt0
>>28664127
>>28664197
Sorry friends I've not given up enough dignity to pretend to be a faggot for some e-affection.
>>28664408
>dignity
im the one who's gonna get cuddled this weekend and you aren't
have fun with your fedora
>>28663275
>inb4 Hal's literal shitposting thread #5943
>nice, kind, caring, teasing is fine but not too sarcastic
>not a normie/too extroverted
>likes cute and weeby things
>bottom
>likes anime and vidya with similar tastes (rpgs, mystery, psychological)
>lives in canada or us
>doesn't mind someone who is shy and may not be the best at starting/keep conversations going sometimes
>>28664624
>nice, kind, caring, willing to call you on your shit
>definitely not normal but am extroverted
>likes cute things, weeb maybe not so much
>definitely a bottom
>anime is okay, video games are good
>in the US
>tries to keep the conversation even if you don'ttfw not good enough
>>28663326
/r9k/ has no topic faggot.
Height: not a big deal (5'6" - 6'3 is fine)
Body type: thin/fit (super muscular is a bit much)
Personality: basically what >>28664624 wrote
Is romantic (cuddling, holding hands, going for walks together, maybe going camping, etc)
Dominant/top/whatever you want to call it
Likes MtG, computers, video games, guns, nature, and maybe cooking
Lives outside of the US or wants to move out of the USWearing cute clothes is a bonus
I feel like I always forget to mention something important... idk
>>28664624
>lives in canada or us
I have failed you.
>1867, Colorodo
>cuteboy bf
>comfy cabin in the woods
>bf stays at home, cooks, cleans
>i go off during the day to work for the logging company
>come home and cuddle with bf
>we work the garden together
>tend to the livestock
just end my life so i can dream forever
>on HRT
>acts super girly
>has a feminine voice
>dresses good
>smells good
>not afraid to cuddle and spoon 24/7
Any guys that fit this criteria, let me know:
> curly dark hair
> tan skin
> Hispanic
> lanky
> 5'9
> big brown eyes
http://pastebin.com/3KRRDKGb
here have my autism again
again, this is only my absolute ideal, ill still accept any and all bf applications, [email protected]
just a needy femmy guy who wants my attention and is genuinely interested in me
>the latter is too much to ask usually
>>28664383
Where you live oregano man?
>>28665173
you won't get a passable trans girl unless you're desirable in some way
are you trans as well or attractive or have a stable job?
>>28664916
Honestly ranch life would be pretty bitchin if I could have modern education to go along with
>blond
>skinny/normal body
>loves old vidya
>kinda fem
>likes to dress up
>>28665235
literally me
>>28665235
almost me to a T
I straighten my hair cause im a weeb
me:
>19
>light brown
>slim
>physics undergrad
>emotional
>sensitive
>considerate
>chronically depressed
>shy
>fav games: pokemon, dark souls, FF, LoZ
>fav anime: shinsekai yori, dtb, psycho-pass, ttgl, naruto shippuden
kik: cloudyree
http://steamcommunity.com/id/stu22/
>>28665815
Shame you're on the other side of the ocean. I think we'd have fun cuddling.
>>28665815
>fav games: pokemon, dark souls, FF, LoZ
>Everyone's favorite games
>smaller than me(under 6'3), preferably under 5'8
>bottom
>light-skinned(up to pic related)
>medium to very long hair
>clingy
>into crossdressing or wearing panties
OR
>6'0 and above
>light-skinned(see above)
>muscular
>buzzcut or very short hair
>possessive/controlling alphamale type
Yuropoor reporting in
I'm trying to figure out if this is a faggot thread or one for the sluts of /r9k/ to try to find another orbiter.
>>28665885
well i couldn't think of any obscure games that I have played that I enjoyed :/ Just being honest
>>28665935
you sound like an unpleasant person
go back to being angry at the world and alone
>>28665935
i dont see rampant attention whoring and singular posters getting dozens of replies
>""fembots"" need not apply
its in the OP
>>28666031
"""fembots""" could just be traps. Most traps try saying they are fembots and that they are girls tee hee, just with a girl cock.
That's what it normally means.
>>28666117
well if they are actually trans then yeah
but most people who would call themselves traps would be fine, because they arent caught up with how they identify
>short
>fuzzy
>bearded
>brown eyes
>dark sense of humor
>likes high fantasy/plays tabletop RPGs
>slightest bit of a sociopath
Too bad I'll never meet him.
>Enjoys anime/manga and will watch shows synced/read a volume in the set time so we can discuss it
>Preferably taller than me (IIRC I'm 5'5. If not then 5'6ish)
>Any body shape is fine unless very overweight
>Preferably talkative/clingy
>Has to be virgin.
>Not horny/lust obsessed. I have a low libido to begin with and don't want to be rushed into anything
>Isn't in contact with any other boys in a sexual/romantic/flirting manner
>Someone with a hobby/interest/passion that will wax lyrical on the subject. I love hearing and learning about someones past time when you can tell it brings them joy. Could be anything, no matter how niche. I have some niche ones too so maybe I could try to show the fun in them also
>Is okay/likes more feminine-like boys
>Will let me dote on them
>Bonus if enjoys playing/watching soccer or tennis[email protected]I don't have a phone to verify for non-meme email clients
I'm going to sleep shortly, hope I have a response to reply to when woken up desu.
>>28666308
>brown eyes
who /close but no cigar/ here
this thread exists but there's no ideal gf thread? where do i post if i'm a heterosexual male?
>>28666308
Jokes on you nerd, I fucking hate everything.
I meet everything on this list, but fuck love.
Besides, I'm kind of tired of high fantasy, I really want to play a black crusade campaign from 40k. Which I guess that's low fantasy-ish. It's not as high as the typical high fantasy.
>>28666376
Make your own one then
>>28666331
Eye color doesn't really matter. Brown is just my favorite.
>>28666392
I've been meaning to learn more about 40k. Seems like something that'd be right up my alley.
>fuck love
Good on ya, mate. Wish I could say the same.
>>28663421
This is literally the least true thing ever, I have a big dick and am nearly autistic in most social situations.
>fat (bigger the better)
>hairy everywhere
>virgin
>moderate to big cock
>extremely dominant
>has me servicing his cock whenever he wants, cumming on my face, ass, or down my throat
>>28666555
Are you uncut? Post it pls pls pls.
>>28665371
Most likely thousands of miles away from you (and everyone for that matter)Spain;_;
>>28666513
Everything is war, all the time and everything is gothic and grimdark.
The miniature game is alright, honestly I'm more into the lore and that's why I like the RPG games more. The only thing that the mini game has taught me was to literally say "Fuck terminators, you are a piece of shit.".
But the lore can also be full out retarded too, but at least it's something. Plus the way the system works it actually rewards that one player, so you can all be that one guy, also since you have a dark god that is just devoted to pleasure, you end up getting tails, becoming a futanari and being a total degenerate as a alignment choice.
So it's kinda neat it's in the game system whereas normally with that shit it is at DMs discretion.
I would like a cutie who stays at home and cleans and cooks while I provide for us.
When I get home we'd eat and then they'd lie their head in my lap while I read.
>>28666640
id love to do that, where do you live?
>>28666695
Arizona right now, but I'd like to move to Portland or Seattle.
>>28666714
that's a bit far from me but i've wanted to move to portland too, and i don't mind moving
if you're okay with me being on hrt maybe you could give me your skype or something and we could talk more
>>28666820
Sure: dammerng
>>28666820
>hrt
do these tranny drugs make you want dick or something?
>cute and likes other cuties
>maybe a little bit tall, at least 5'7 but any where between that and 6'2 is fine since I'm 6 foot
>dresses up with me sometimes
>keeps shaved and clean, just a femboy and all that
>is sometimes dominant and sometimes subby
>really really likes kissinglives in Texas but I'll take what I can getpic is my legs and stuff
bumpo for love-o
>between 2-4 inches taller than me (I'm somewhere between 5'5" and 5'7", I've had a lot of conflicting measurements but whatever)
>not a normalfag
>likable person
>likes my weeb fashion sense
>will play video games and watch weebshit with me
>white
>not outright ugly or obese, manly or cute, doesn't matter that much
>doesn't mind me being abnormally sleepy
>doesn't mind that I have a bunch of weird habits that come and go like blinking like 100 times a minute for the last few weeks
>virgin
that's pretty much it desu
>>28667764
oh also
>can deal with me being a depressive dependent idiot
>>28667028
If you weren't in Texas that would sound amazing best of luck to you
>>28667028
Red is taht you
>>28667889
Well where do you live anon-kun
>>28667910
Nope
>>28667028
T E X A S
E
X
A
S
where
>>28668007
Denison. North of Dallas. Birthplace of Dwight D. Eisenhower
>>28666617
Shit yeah I'm in US but I'd kill for a tan qt
>>28668054
I'm in san antonio;_;. I was in dallas for miku over the weekend.
>>28668141
Oh gosh
Well that's just a few hours drive, maybe we could spend a weekend together i-if we got to know each other better and stuff
>>28668187
>implying you wouldn't spend the weekend bouncing on his cock and/or vice versa
>>28667028
>meet all of these, especially the kissing bit
>live nowhere near texas
Kill me, Pete.
>>28663275
>quote spam guy ("fem""""bot""") who hates female anons was just gay the whole time
So do you see women as competition for robot dick, or did you turn to robot dick because you couldn't get girls?
>>28668273
Well, maybe. But also kissing and going out doing stuff
>>28668273
wow, what led you to that conclusion?
I would like a cute boy to curl up on my chest while we sleep. Thank you.
