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Enjoying the drive home, wagecuck?

No worries! Only three more hours of traffic, then you'll be all set to enjoy the 45 minutes of free time which you earned after toiling away for 9 hours.

Don't stay up too late though - gotta get up early to beat the traffic!
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Thanks Anon! You have a good day aswell!
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>>28661412
Hey anon I have the same picture saved on my computer. Lets derail this thread by posting more shibbies.
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Don't mind me just crashing the shib market
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Meh, I'm already home. Was only about a 30 minute commute. And I have 5-6 hours to relax and unwind.

Thanks for your concern, though.
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>>28661534
You know what's something that a wagecuck can never buy?

More time to themselves.
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>>28661665
I have no idea what you,re talking about, anon :^)
Shibas are pretty cool
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>>28661665
That's true for everyone.
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>>28661787
Except the wagecuck must work a minimum of 40 hours a week, plus spend an additional 12 hours commuting just to help buy Mr. Sheckelstein that new boat.
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>>28661665
You know something i need can never buy?

Anything

enjoy being poor Dolecuck
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>I contribute to society
you're a community manager lmao
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>>28661553
Oh dear wagie! A few hours before going back to the office to get berated by Mr. Shekelstein while his weasel assistant giggles in the background. Why do you do this to yourself, wagie?

Oh well, Another day, another dollar!
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>>28661384
>>28661665
>>28661803
>>28661823
This much projecting. Why are you so mad NEET?
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Here are some more shiba dogs for the lovely people in this thread :^)
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>>28661384
Using my phone while driving? What kind of retard are you?
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>>28661894
post more doggos
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>>28661991
alrighty pupper pham
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>>28661665
do you know what's something that a neetard can never buy?

food.
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this pupper doesn't like bourgeois propaganda
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Tfw you own your own business and run it from home. I run some programs, plug some info in and am done usually within an hour. My only busy days are the last Thursday of each month, where I have to plug shit in for about 7 hours.
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>>28661823
It's not bad at all. I get paid big money to socialize with friends and flirt with the secretary along with looking at a few Excel sheets here and there.
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I dunno, my commute rarely takes longer than 20 minutes at the worst of times. I have 6-8 hours of time to myself every day, and often have porterhouses or nice roasts with a nice shandy for dinner. What are you having tonight, dear Neets? Discount tendies and soda again? O-oh... okay then...
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Not enough dogpuppers in this thread. Lets fix that
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>>28662519
am meow welcome?
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>>28662519
im saving all these puppers hope thats ok
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>>28662593
it's okay if you post some more :^)
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>>28662647
yes it's okay anon. puppers and doggos are for everyone
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>>28661384

jokes on you, i do the same thing at work as i do at home. Browse dank memes
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IT"S THE NEET AND WAGIE SHOW

Starring: A pathetic loser
With a waste of human skin
Also starring: Their moms.

Wagie: Neety I'm home!
Neet: How was work?
Wagie: Oh,you know a living hell.
[Audience laughs]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
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>>28662715
I dont have any except for this one but i think it's autistic or something
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Its not shibe, but hav3 some floof
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>>28662802
Is that a camel?
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This is my doggo
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>>28661865
Do you even know what projecting means?
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>tfw some cuck made a Donald Trump thread and it got deleted before you could spew your anger at him

IF YOU ARE A NEET SUPPORTING TRUMP YOU ARE A WANNABE WAGE KEK
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i miss the stand up jokes neet threads? cmon neets step up your game.
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>>28663322
rest well comfy pupper, rest well.
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>>28661384
At least I can eat tendies whenever I want, unlike you, NEET.
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>>28663965
>he doesn't know about food stamps
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>>28663990
Since when do food stamps buy tendies?
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>>28663990
>being cucked into eating whatever shyte you can pile together on your shoestring budget
meanwhile I have a cookout coming up and I'm using premium grade beef and hotdogs

when was the last time you had authentic grilled hotdogs NEETscum? Your 8th birthday party that no one came to?
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>>28661384
2 minute commute in town of 800
NEETbucks enough to own a house and pay for utilities
went to fitness center at 2p.m. while a wageslave utility worker drove in across the street.
His jealousy was tangible
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>>28664166
It can buy anything as long as it's not hot.

>>28664294
>implying I can't do that with my food stamps

I only eat kogels, all other hot dogs are trash. I buy them along with all the other meat I cook at an actual meat market not some shitty chain store.
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These are my fave threads desu senpai
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>>28664336
you absolutely can, but you won't have enough money left over for the rest of the month

unless you were planning on depending on your mommy again for food money. Do you even know how to pay rent or gas bills?
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>>28664378
I know how to budget. Some things it's good to go name brand other times it's worth hitting Aldi.
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>>28664294
>>28664308
I forgot the best part, parents raise cattle
mfw you think grocery store beef is fresh?
tell me where is the hotdog on a steer?
meats that have been processed are as bad as the illegal drugs wageslaves use to be able to get through their lifestyle of wageslaving
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>>28661384
Jokes on you fag im still at work.
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>>28664405
>he thinks people who want good beef go to a store

i go to farmers markets/the farm down the road from me.

easy to afford good quality meat when you have a job.
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>currently on holiday
>plenty of spare cash
>a job that i enjoy
>improved social skills from work
>good friends from those social skills
>top line gaming PC
>nice TV plus consoles if i have friends round
>dating a qt who works next door to me
>no dependence on anyone
>can buy tendies or whatever i want whenever i want
>even help my mom out with money if she needs help


This is why girls chose me over you. You don't put effort into your life. You don't deserve a gf. That's right, NEETS DO NOT DESERVE A GF.
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>>28664548
I have one despite being a NEET. I don't put as much importance on material possessions and I get a lot more time to use the ones I do have. How long is your vacation? The one I just took was 4 years long.
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>>28661384
oohohoho stooooop im so tire, cold, and scared stop mocking me.
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>>28664619
3 weeks. I have 2 more weeks of time off left this year but im saving them for christmas (we get a week off but im going to extend it)

How much money do you earn? I earn 3500 pound per month :^)
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>>28664681
$740 a month, plus $180 in food stamps, most of my rent covered by section 8, free health care, got my car cheap from a charity, plus I have plenty of other government services i utilize. Often I wait until I get a shutoff notice from utilities and the state pays it outright.
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>>28664433
Of course I did not know, we have always ate our own.

I even get to give the pleb tier hamburger away, and I always pick poor illegals with lolita daughters. I am not saying they agree to me having sex with their daughter, but they dont ask too many questions either when we go out. I do not approach women because by the time they are 18 they are usually fat anyway.

#anyonebutTrump
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>>28664719
>free health care
Same here because im britbong
>cheap car
I drive an audi, which i can easilly afford.
I also pay my own bills because they are such a small cost compared to my earnings.
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>>28664681
you are as bad as the people that say they won $3500 at th casino because they do not deduct their expenses. How much of that are you able to save? Are all the hours worth it?

I bet we save the same amount per month, but you have to work over 40 hours a week
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>>28664731
lol most of the ones I know are sluts by 14 anyway
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>>28664794
>How much of that are you able to save
Most of it, I got a good deal on my place
>are the hours worth it?
Yes, I enjoy hanging out with friends at work and doing an easy job.
>I bet we save the same amount per month
I save 2500+ per month. And that's in Pounds, so it's about $3500USD

Are the hours spent wasting away doing nothing with no friends no gf and nothing worthwhile in your life worth it?
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>>28661384
>clean pools for a living
>spend more time driving than working
>fap sometimes
>get home and chill until do it again

No one ever says anything if I just chill on my phone on my route. The work there is is easy as fuck, and takes no effort to do, most of the time
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>>28662862
I think it's a kangaroo.
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>>28661384
Do all NEETs live with their parents? Is that how you can afford to live on less than $1k a month?
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>>28664956
>Do all NEETs live with their parents?
How else would they live?
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>>28662862
nah, it's a shitposter
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>>28664858
lul doing nothing?

I am posting from a camper van at McDonalds somewhere in New Mexico. On a cross country art museum road trip. Of course parents are helping out with expenses, but they agree the culture is good for me. Its the difference between able bodied parents able to afford children and a single parent breeding like your case.

The very best thing about these trips is that the wageslave threads almost give me an errection when I am on one.
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>>28664979
>parents are helping out with expenses


You are a literal baby
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>>28664979
Are they mailing you your tendies too?
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>>28662255
What kind of business do you have famalinglong?
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>>28665006
>>This is what someone whose parents could not afford them would say.
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>>28665092
This is what somebody with a job says. Holy shit you NEET fags are delusional.
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>>28664979
Surprised mummy didn't come with you
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>>28665111
Well do your kids a favor and dont have any unless you have a family business they can run when you die. Otherwise they will just be another miserable wageslave.

We believe in a hands off approach because we can do anything else and let the wageslaves worry about it.
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>>28665128
She is a thunder fan
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>>28664973
Section 8
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Try as you may to upset me, I love my job. I was neet for a year and it was the most miserable time of my life.
But everyone here is just roleplaying so why am I even responding.
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>>28664979
>I am posting from a camper van at McDonalds
You got us, anon. Wow I'm envying that life of yours!
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>>28665494
I actually am envying his life. I wanted to do just that, explore the country in a van and live in it. I have a girlfriend though so that's not going to happen now.
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>>28665541
Samefagging doesn't count anon, and neither does this original post.
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>>28665579
I'm not that guy, I'm another NEET. I'm supported by the government not my parents. My mom helps out sometimes though. I'm here in this hotel room that she paid for working out the plans for the rest of my life.
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*WHAPSH*
MUSH!
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>>28664979
You are not alone taking those trips, right?
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>>28661384
tips for my fellow NEETS

wageslaves divert your eyes

for urban camping at least have a vehicle that you are not seen on the inside

have a bug net over a window that will roll down and ideally politically correct rig it for ac also, look online for these tiny AC machines

get a decent battery for running laptop and night air conditioning/ heater....one that you can charge with a standard cord by eating somewhere or a internet cafe etc.

best success I have had is when traveling on interstate their are plenty of stops and areas to park where you wont be harrassed, off of the interstate best to have a 24 hour gym membership and park there with your decal visible.

The better that you can conceal that someone is in the car, the better your experience.
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>>28665765
why would anyone be with me? I do not share a toilet with anyone ever. I do not want to have to control my gas either.
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