You don't have a job yet? No wonder you're still a virgin. What a loser.
I wish I could be insulted by anime girls all day long.
>>28660471
i do though. I work at outback as a washer/frycook.
>tfw a 35 yo milf keeps flirting with you on the job
>>28660538
I bet you masturbate all the time to the thought of me insulting you. How pathetic.
>>28660471
I'm trying Asuka.
>like what you see loser?
>>28660471
>have a job where I help plenty of attractive young college girls
>gfless, sexless virgin
tfw
>>28660788
Sounds very similar to me, I'm a barman for fuck sake, desperate girls practically swarm me and I still get none.
I'm a philosopher, religious figure, musician and poet.
It's not my fault most of our works are discovered after we die.
>>28661002
Please tell us about yourself, you self important virgin.
>>28660933
its probably my fault tho, i don't talk to a lot of people and i am nerdy and have a beard.
killmenow.jpg
>>28660669
i wouldn't be so CARELESS with my words if i were you
>>28661070
either that sword is huge or that person is a king of manlets
>>28661054
You'd never understand even if I did
But some day I will be regarded as highly as da Vinci and lil Wayne
>>28661273
The sword's huge. Otherwise it'd be a very narrow sword.
>>28660669
shut the fuck up Asuka, you're a shit tier whore waifu anyways
>>28661648
Typical useless NEET misogyny
We all know how deep down you hate yourself, not women.
>work at walmart at the peak hours of bitches
>be an unloader/stocker
>when I go out to stock I smell like suit despite putting on deodorant
>females barely make eye contact even though I'm not that bad looking
>virgin
>>28662192
*shit
Original comento
>>28662136
It's true! Now please step on my worthless dick cute anime grill.
>>28661070
Damn is he wearing his coat on his shoulders like some One Piece shit?
I just got hired today
Drop the dress bitch
>>28662346
It's a lie, have had a job for a while, she's still a bitch.
>>28662136
Yup, so tell me how worthless I am for staying at home. Pleaaaase.
>>28662394
You aren't even worth the effort it'd take
>>28660471
the joke's on you
i have a joband my virginity
>>28660471
Finally, after several years of pondering the Question everyday, Asuka suddenly realized why we don't even deserve a gf.
>work at wallmart stocking shelves
>Slowly dying on the inside
>half the employees are junkies
>manager is a weird old guy that keeps trying to get everyone super pumped about fucking working at wallmart.
I'm pretty sure the guy who works in the vision center is an ex-hippy whos mind is completely blown out from drugs and could only land a job in our vision center with his degree.
>>28663132
A shame. I've needed a roastie to skewer me for some time now. Sitting alone in my room, bored to tears, arguing with people on here and wishing I had a job or some other purpose. But that's OK. It's fun to be selfish.
>>28663286
>manager is a weird old guy that keeps trying to get everyone super pumped about fucking working at wallmart.
Are you the one who recorded this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4
>>28660471
>unemployed
>avid sex life with qt gf (I took her virginity and she's madly in love with me)
life is eazy peazy mode tbfh
>>28662136
kek, you're a butthurt little roastie Asuka
>>28661240
i bet you fuckers don't even know about MUSUMUNE THE GOD SWORD
IT WILL FUCK YOU UP
IT CAN CUT YOU FROM MILES AWAY
IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT WRONG YOU"RE FUCKING DEAD
>>28660471
Jokes on her, she looks like me when I cross dress.
>>28662136
you can't even pilot an eva properly you dumb bitch. come back when you're more than just talk
and guess what? your mother never loved you
>>28663367
Quit thinking you're human because you can spout nonsensical sentences on a message board, you genetic failure
>>28664607
>can't EVEN do the ONE job FOR WHICH SHE WAS CREATED
>laughs at other people
you dumb roastie whore
>>28664644
No one is obligated to bear sub-human trash with freaks like you
>>28664607
That's it. Keep em coming, ya bitch. Motivate my loser ass.
>A sexy 14 year old will never insult you in German
;~;
>>28664703
>obligated
HAHA
NOW THIS STUPID SLUT THINKS SHE HAS A CHOICE IN THE MATTER
JUST LOOK AT HER PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT DOMINANCE
>>28664777
Nice Lucky trips. Unfortunately, she's only half-german. Her mom was a degenerate.
wait is Asuka a bastard child?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fe8RAezP-w
pls give me likes
Nothing worth replying to above me
>>28665223
Now that's just mean anon.
Faggot above this post
>>28665223
I guess what I really need is a woman who's not afraid to tell me when my priorities are screwed, a stern reminder to get things back on track. No one seems to care enough to do that IRL, or they just won't, so I guess I was hoping maybe you would. Robots speak in insults, but that's a language of pain, baby. Something most of us know all to well.
