I fucking love the deep web
its so easy to get drugs
so fucking easy
>>28660052
>go on deep web
>die
Have fun
>>28660052
Pills are, I'm not sure if I want to risk getting weed though.
I feel like the smell is too hard to contain to risk it.
>>28660052
Fucking dumbasses and their "muh deepwebz"
You're kidding yourself if you think the local police and feds aren't aware of you specifically.
"b-but Muh OPSEC, small fishes"
Couldn't be more wrong my good faggot. The only reason you haven't been busted is you aren't suspected of dealing
>>28660052
Drugs are great, man. Just don't be tempted with RC anything - trust me.
>>28660099
explain why I havent been busted yet
>>28660099
Exactly that though. They really don't care if you're buying only for personal use if you are discreet which makes the deep web more convenient for autists who can't into using a dealer. Even then some drugs are hard to come by in good quality depending where you live and peer reviews for vendors ensures a higher standard of quality for what you are buying.
>>28660127
I've had some great experiences with psychedelic RC's. Most of it is also a lot more pure than more conventional drugs
>>28660099
Of course they knew if thry wanted to know, but really no one gives a shit about your 5g weed and 10 ritalin pills
>>28660052
Onion link to best drug websites? Im trying to get some lsd since my parents will be gone for a week
>>28660251
>p
I am buying acid and x only
>>28660288
reddit dream market
>>28660096
>I feel like the smell is too hard to contain to risk it.
You feel like it? Let me tell you an objective fact, because I ordered a fourth and an ounce from two different vendors of weed before getting my medical recommendation. Vendors who don't get caught and are able to continually sell do so by wrapping up the product multiple times, and by covering the bags in oder covering gel. There is absolutely no way anything could smell through all those wrappings covered in this gel.
>>28660096
lol you can get a pound of ultradank mailed to your doorstep. Purveyors vacuum seal that shit in opaque bags before putting it in a box.
>>28660052
>>>/Ieddit/ my fellow internet scholar
>>28660096
>I feel like the smell is too hard to contain to risk it.
My friend used to get it sent to his dorm room all the time, no smell was getting out of those vac sealed bags.
>>28660099
>The only reason you haven't been busted is you aren't suspected of dealing
So if the end result of not getting in legal trouble is the same, who really cares?
Agreed. I need cash to buy botcoins. Too difficult to pay with debit.
Gonna work at this place that pays cash soon, what should I buy?
Anything that helps with anxiety?
>>28660533
get some benzos man
or go to a psychiatrist and have them write you a script for klonopin its easy
>>28660575
this. dont fuck with rc benzos. and keep an eye on legally prescribed benzos too. this shit can sneak up on you and can fuck you up in the long run
Not that guy but what benzos shall i get? And is there a chance I could get a panic attack from then?
>>28660096
>getting weed off the deep web
Lol who would ever do this
>>28660533
Don't get benzos. They are physically addicting, they kill your liver and kidneys, and the withdrawal symptoms will kill you. Just smoke weed.
>>28660096
Dogs can't smell through a vacuum.
Just don't buy from someone with bad reviews.
>>28661211
Last time i tried it it worked then my body had panic attack symptoms despite my thoughts being fine. Then I kept having half hallucinations/ dream like state. I may have just had too much though
>>28661257
Yeah, you smoked too much, or got a strain that was high THC low CBD. You need a strain like CBD Mango Haze or Headband opposed to a strain like Blue Dream. Too much THC and not enough CBD causes panic attacks. Also, next time do the two hit quit.
Yeah it's pretty cool. I want to try to get some DMT sometime. Only problem is I live with my parents, and bitquick has been down for a while now, which is where I got all of my memecoins.
>>28661314
I'm too incompetant to roll or light a pipe so I have to eat it
>>28661364
Making cannabutter and baking it into food is easier for you than holding a lighter to a bowl? Dude wat
>>28661433
>implying I actually cooked properly with it
I used to eat raw in between bread. I kept burning my thumb when trying to light a bowl
>be me
>"""crooked""" cop
>shaking down teens for mollies and weed
>never pay for my own drugs
Plebs swerve, this is a praetorian district
>>28661156
I would.
The quality is better and the prices are cheaper than the weed around here.
>>28661475
Anon please, eating raw weed does not get you high.
You might as well be ripping up your money.
You need to inhale while lighting the weed to pull the flame away from your thumb.
>>28661364
>>28661475
>I used to eat raw in between bread. I kept burning my thumb when trying to light a bowl
did i have a stroke or am i reading this right
>>28661537
I'll try again in the future but my dexterity is awful
>>28661565
The latter kept happening so I resorted to the former
>>28661475
why dont you just get one of those grill lighters?
>>28660099
if you're so omnipotent why couldn't you stop 9/11
check and mate
>>28660096
>tfw canada
>tfw mail order weed
feels good man
>>28661635
I didn't think of that. Thank you
>>28661603
Just please don't eat it raw anon. It's physically impossible for that to get you high.
I don't know if you have some strange placebo or just a tummy ache from eating indigestible plant matter but please stop
>>28661690
I've stopped but it definaty had a real effect. It was always at least 4g of high quality weed like orange tangerine
>>28661690
>>28661537
eating raw weed actually does get you high but it's incredibly inefficient, slow-acting, and expensive obviously. It would work very well if you baked it (decarboxylating the TCH-A into THC) before eating. Obviously how you make cannabutter etc
>>28661724
why would you destroy your wallet like that? How can't you figure out how to fucking smoke? got dam
Took me some tries to roll well but jeez. Or you could buy a bong. At least start baking it, don't throw money away
>>28661724
you ate 4g just raw? fuck what a waste
>>28660716
Only RC benzos worth doing are:
>Etizolam
>Clonazolam
>Flubromazolam
Each has separate, but equally useful effects.
the biggest danger of buying drugs via the deep web isn't viruses or police, it's the deep web websites themselves. evolution was for a good time the biggest drug marketplace on the internet until the owner/s decided to shut it down and steal everyone's money. i had over $2000 in escrow which they stole. others lost literally hundreds of thousands of dollars. i still made more of a profit than a loss overall but regardless it was fucked. i use agora now but i'm still anxious about the same thing happening.
>>28661635
>>28661671
Why not a vape pen?
>>28661830
why would you have so much in their escrow? Just send btc individually each purchase from your own wallet.
>>28661830
>i use agora now
Uh..
>>28661848
why not just roll a fucking joint like a normal person?
>>28661830
>>28661857
Is it safe to order just like that without escrow?
>>28661810
>>28661820
I-i said i stopped
>>28661156
Never come across anyone who sells it, and have no idea how to go about finding someone.
Haven't done it, but deep web seems a good idea as I want to try it.
>>28661867
No smell with vape pens, and you get more for your money.
>>28661893
Not really, unless it's with a highly trusted vendor.
>>28661931
You'll need Tor, a VPN, and a PGP key. DeeptDotWeb has a couple guides for you.
>>28661893
No. Not unless you really trust the vendor, and even then you better be 110% sure they won't fuck you over.
>>28661893
Nono, you need escrow. But sending thousands of dollars to your market account's escrow at once, why would you do that? Just keep it in a wallet on your laptop and send it a little bit at a time.
>>28661929
>mfwethical and I fvnloutfvht
>>28661929
y-you figured out how to smoke right
>>28661857
it was a single purchase, just high quantity. it was 7 or so bitcoins iirc.
>>28661950
Thanks mate, got the first two but no idea what a PGP key does.
Time to find out
>>28661958
>>28661951
>>28661950
good to know. thanks guys
>>28662070
No i meant I've stopped doing weed
>>28662087
>7 or so bitcoins
holy shit man what are you
>>28661863
the new one, unofficial i believe and not as large but the old one was secure so i stick with this one.
>>28662093
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_Privacy_Guard
>>28662093
Basically it encodes a message (usually an address) so that only the vendor can read it.
>>28662093
Don't worry about looking it up properly tails has one built it. Look on the deepdotweb guide like anther anon said if you want to know what tails is
>>28662146
Unless the old one came back (it didn't), there is no new Agora.
Be careful out there.
>>28660052
Police plz go
>>28662109
had a friend who knew someone who knew someone that was a drug dealer. at the time not many in my area knew about online marketplaces so i could obtain substances at a higher purity for a far lower price and no one really knew how. made some good money selling to this guy but eventually they realised i was just buying online and wasn't some Breaking Bad style chemistry master actually making all this shit and they cut out the middle-man.
>>28662223
http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion/register.php?aff=41211
>>28662287
Alphabay is the best place right now desu.
Humboldt Farms for weed, FredtheBaker for pills.
>>28662233
>
I am not the police
just a bro on x
>>28662337
one of the owners was also admin on agora or so he claimed to me. i view it as a successor.
>>28662378
There's what, 10,000 listings for coke alone?
>>28662337
>Humboldt Farms
That's the dude that had moldy weed at one point.
I'd recommend millywilly (that's CultMadeline). Once you see their profile you'll see why.
I don't know how to handle the coming up of the psychedelic experience. It feels like my mental state is presented with an impossibly complex puzzle and a very short amount of time to work it out lest I'll be cast to hell. The rush of panic when I experience that, I know it's coming. I have to solve it, but I don't even know where to begin, how to start! A whole universe of pain and beyond is going to crush in on me, the importance of solving this puzzle cannot' be overstated. But I don't know how to operate the machinery, I don't know where to begin, I don't know! There's no stopping this experience, more painful to know I brought it upon myself. Unlike any Earthly problem, there is no escaping this, the mind itself and the world around me, understanding itself is against me. The common misconception I have about the psychedelic experience is that it is like watching a movie, or listening to music, or reading a book, where you can get into the experience but always have the choice to remove yourself from it if it gets too intense. I forget that the most immediate thing - the mind, also is affected by the experience. It's a terrifying understanding when I remember this as the psychedelic kicks in. It saddens me because I come to terms with death with the idea that I'm always one layer removed from the event, the 'me' is still there watching, but watching a blank screen this time. Horror upon horror to understand the 'me' is not concreate and everlasting. I can't even bear to reflect on this during my sober hours. (1/2)
>>28662483
Really? I haven't had a problem with their vape cartridges. They got 9 and 9 ratings, perhaps they just revamped their store?
I looked up the largest store and the prices are pretty much the same as I pay on the streets why would I order it online?
Bought an 8ball with the intention to sniff it all and overdose and die, being a new cocaine user I figured that would do it but I am barely .5g in and just way too high like I don't think I can force myself to take more.
>>28662602
heroine is better for suicide
>>28661950
and with a vape you can actually eat your weed after vaping it. When you vape your weed you end up orally activating the weed so you can just stick it in a peanut butter sandwich.
>>28662645
Don't have a hookup and I will never buy drugs online.
>>28661639
Cause he was just a few days old when it happened
>>28662704
You're gonna kill yourself, right? So what are you worried about?
>>28662602
12 mgs of Morphine, rapid IV push will shut you down fast.
(Source: that's what we push to euthanize terminal patients.)
>>28663060
i've injected 45 mgs of morphine and been fine. what?
>>28663156
>what is tolerance?
>>28663156
What? That's not possible unless you have been using morphine/heroin for a long ass time to build that tolerance.
12 mgs into the vein as fast as possible is fatal to everyone we've administered it to.
>>28663216
12mgs will not kill most people
>>28663233
well, i've been a really long time heroin user and i've done a 30mg IR morphine and ahalf into my vein and was nowhere near overdose. if IV'ing 12mgs killed you i don't think they'd make IR morphine so easy to shoot.
>>28663256
but, for reference, a 8mg dilaudid will get me fine. i've had plenty of breaks. you sure you don't mean 120mg?
>>28663060
So ~5 mg of Heroin would be fatal?
>>28660052
I am fucking out of my MIND right now on fucking weed!!! I fucking ate a whole bunch of weed and I'm God damn stoned out of my tree!! Holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
>>28663060
You mean fentanyl? 12mg will kill you unless you have a serious opiod tolerance.
>>28663527
Getting high and fucking is the tits man.
So how safe is it really to order from the deep web? I wanna get some weed and LSD. I know the LSD will easily get through the mail low key, but the weed is different. Does the shit just come in a box? A package?
>>28665060
my shit was vacuumed sealed
>tfw the most problematic ststuff could have done on the web is porn related
>tfw I'm still concerned about it
People...
>>28665060
You could get a vendor that uses a decoy, mylar, and vacseal, which should make it pretty discreet and mask the smell completely. You're right though about LSD being easier though, just got some tabs recently.
>>28662532
Don't worry, just lay back and turn up the music.
>>28660099
basically this, I can confirm
police illegally tap into texts and phone convos, they basicially have fake cell towers that pick that shit up
they are likely onto the volume of that trafficing but making a dent does not include busting the end users
>>28666813
>police illegally tap into texts and phone convos
What does that have to do with the dark net unless you have shit OPSEC.
>>28666989
the police dont give a shit about invading your privacy they do it with something as personal as our phone calls where the search is unwarranted
in darkweb transactions they have motive so bet your ass they are doing something about it you nigger
>>28667035
The big difference is that they can look at your phone calls but not your darkweb transactions. Why do you think they would let packs containing thousands of bars be delivered to dealers every day.
>>28661475
F'n kek'd please let this be real
