I'll finally lose my virginity this Saturday.
Why don't you robots just hire a hooker, like i did?
>he fell for the hooker meme
Enjoy your ham sandwich vagina.
Don't eat her out.
because "hoockers don't count" because there is no validation behind them because they are not attracted to you - you paid them to endure sex with you
>>28659412
Make this thread after you fucked here senpai.
Sex only really counts if you love the person.
Because hookers are disgusting and you didn't actually accomplish anything.
>>28659438
The farthest i'm gonna go is kissing her, but there's no way in hell i'm eater her pussy.
I saw some photos of her on a hooker advertising website, she looks nice.
I really hope she doesn't kick me out of her home tho, i just know i'm gonna fuck something up because i'll be very awkward.
>>28659461
>>28659483
>>28659483
>Finding someone that will love me
That has never happened in my life, do you think that i'll be hiring a hooker if it were that easy?
>>28659438
All the hookers I've been with have had nice innies
Piece of advice, get one that offers GFE and is a bit more expensive than your average crack-whore
>>28659483
We're animals. Sex never "counts".
Who's the lucky guy?
>search escorts on backpage
>jerk off to pictures
>save $200
Who else money savvy here?
don't do it, just cuddle her and then ask her on a couple dates, itll work
>>28659516
>actually
I am to original robot you mis calculated
>>28660403
I'd just go to Tijuana, Vegas or Houston
i did. prostitution is legal here
was 25 KV and had been working for a while/had bunch of disposable income so i said fuck it and got one of those 10/10 escorts.
now it's all i do: get a 10/10 once a month, continue wageslaving, and smoke dudeweedlmao every weekend or so.
>>28659412
'll tell you when you come back on Sunday
>>28659412
>paying someone to have sex with me because nobody else will
That is pretty low desu
>>28661387
Whatever. It is still accurate. Anyone can buy a hooker, he doesn't change any of his social standing at all or improve his problems as a result of it.
>>28661520
has your life improved since losing your virginity?
