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You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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Let's take a moment and talk about your basic white western woman.

What makes them basic roasties? I'll start.
>can't go five minutes without checking phone
>"YAAAAASSSSS"
>adores Ed Sheeran or Sam Smith
>takes pictures of food
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They all have the same personality, or rather, no personality at all.
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>>28658793
>brown bag
>black shoes

And they dare to try to start a converstaion with me.
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oregano commento which is totally original!
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Thanks to the internet and smartphones, they look and act all the same, regardless if you're in america or europe
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but what is inherently wrong with this? at least they're happy

>tfw could never afford ugg boots, a new iphone, louis vuitton bag and to regularly drink starbucks
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You forgot these ones
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>>28659114
Because no personality means that you have mostly the same types of women to go for. Nothing unique, just materialistic needy whores.
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I personally refer to them as clones:

>same boring straight long hair
>Same too big white teeth
>"WOOOOOOOHH"
>"Hobbies": partying/clubbing, traveling, instagram and netflix
>post new selfies, pictures of their pets and food on instagram & facebook (almost) every day
>Wear same "clubbing"-uniform consisting of brown hand bag, black tight miniskirt/dress and sometimes leather jacket or blazer over it
>Open mouth far too wide when talking "AAAAAAHHHW MAY GAAAHHWWT BAHEKHEEEEEYYYYYY"
>"I can't even"
>drawn on eyebrows
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>>28659201
>drawn on eyebrows

I will never understand why people do this. They look like fucking clowns.
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>>28659141
ah... but they are the ones who get all the penis and don't go a week without a boyfriend, while "different" ones like me are tossed aside
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>>28659228
Some girls took the drag meme too far
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>>28659241
Because they won't get attention from men for their "great personality" but certainly on their looks and people (as in human nature) like being popular in their peer group and this goes ESPECIALLY for women so yeah... if looks work then why waste time getting a personality when using this time to draw in your eyebrows will get Chad to notice you so you might get genetically superior Chad-babies
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>>28658793
Women actually wear Uggs where you live? It must be really hard living in a place stuck in 2008.
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Man here. They're all different. Even the ones who you think are "basic" have some of the weirdest shit about them! You might discover she's on meds for a mental illness, or really likes Vidya!

Don't get me wrong some people truely are pretty lame, but not all women are!
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>>28659328
not OP but in Germany Uggs and Hollister are still cool
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>>28659332
a lot of them have """""anxiety""""" or """""depression""""""" but really don't
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>>28659332
>"Man here" that's exactly what a woman would say, trying to poison poor pure robots' minds
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>>28659342
I was in Munich in April and saw lots of that shit, it honestly surprised me. Considering the scene in Berlin and all the clothes coming from German designers I was expecting better, did see some bright spots though.
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>>28658793
You need to put leggings in that picture.
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>>28659332
>man here

dick or gfto

>>28659372
Better than actually having it tb.h. The ones that do have it are usually shut ins and neets that don't post on social media so you won't see them. Same reason why you almost never see stereotypical neckbeards and neets much in the wild.
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>>28659332
>announcing your gender like a woman

Sure my "male" friend
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>>28659457
They do it on the girl board/imageboards every time. But saying it on r9k is either obvious bait or a woman.
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As long as they're at least a little self-aware, it's fine. And basic bitches can be friendly even if they're boring as fuck.

I think we need to focus more attention on basic bros, which are somewhere between frat boys and Redditors.
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>all the clothing options in the world
>gravitate to the most common outfit in the country
Why are white women a literal hivemind?
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>>28659511
oh god
>fan of capeshit and starshit
>LE SCIENCE
>dude weed lmao
>beards and facial hair
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>>28659418
Munich is probably THE most stuck-up, materialistic and all around bitchy place in all of germany. Unless youre going to get smashed at the Oktoberfest, your better off even in the most remote-ass Place of the Saharan Desert.
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>>28659544
They don't have to try so why the fuck not
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>>28658793
Oh, and youre a complete failure at life, and a dangerous creep if you dont spend every second of your existence trying to get a relationship or have sex with them.
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>>28659544
>>28659603
Forgot pic related
>go on college campus
>see government cloning in full effect
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>I'm a deist cuz I,,, like uh, believe in nature
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>>28659544
>>28659603
>>28659621
It's their camouflage. They can't huddle in groups 24/7 so they make themselves all look the same so they can confuse you easier. They'll even pretend to be each other to see if you notice. Why do you think they're never alone and even go to the bathroom in groups?

>>28659610
It's the opposite, you're a creep if you try. If you don't you're gay.
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>i can't live without netflix i've seen every disney movie
>i have a bit of a dorky side :p i'm such a nerd do you like harry potter?
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>>28658793
>>28658920
CTRL + C
CTRL + V

If only CTRL + X
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>>28658793
>"western" "women"
>Are neither followers of the values that founded western civilization or women
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>>28659228

pic related
gororigonal
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You guys do realize these "basic bitches" have the same level of stereotypes for you robots, right? Just so you know.
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This is why I don't date people younger than me. I'm 25. bitches need to be my age. Something about being in your mid twenties at least gives women the slightest bit of self awareness so they don't act like fucking children or complete dispshits as much.
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>>28659332

wow!

WOW!


I get you man I just had to do it.

Love, anon.
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>>28659760
they're not self aware. When they get called out on it they start chirping about sexism
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>>28659774
>bitches need to be my age. Something about being in your mid twenties at least gives women the slightest bit of self awareness so they don't act like fucking children or complete dispshits
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>>28659830
Wake up call? I've known this shit forever. nothing to "wake up to".
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>>28659795

Well we aren't really any better either.

Jesus christ...,

how many of you would get furious if they got put in the same category together with some starwars-loving basement-dwelling hambaskets?

All these threads about chads, cucking, beta-whining, whore-calling and so on...

That's all /r9k/ version of sexism.
Not to mention "chirping about sexism" is actually a feminist thing, something not in common with basic bitch stereotype.
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>>28659760
Since most robots had to endure high school - YES we know. It's not like they made a secret about how "weird" "creepy" or whatever we are and they got to do it in public while we have to hide on anonymous image boards
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>>28659881
I don't live in a basement and I don't like Star Wars and I'm not fat.

My main hobbies are pretty fucking unique and you can go shove a rusty pipe up your ass you pathetic white knight shitter.
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>>28659927
Fighting the gender war on 4chan isn't that unique of a hobby faglord.
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>>28659891
>and they got to do it in public while we have to hide on anonymous image boards

Posting on chans is not hiding, it's your preference. You just don't have a way to publicly outlet your emotions, because you're too afraid of what people might think of you. Something these basic bitches don't care about, which is why they do it in public.

>>28659927

That's my whole point.
If you're a virgin and a lurker of /r9k/ with non-mainstream hobbies, you might as well be stereotyped as something more horrible than you actually are.

Same for basic bitches. Not all of them drink starbucks and not all of them wear uggs, but if they fit into a couple of these stereotypes, you treat her as a basic bitch anyway, even though she might (like you) have pretty interesting hobbies and special interests.
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>>28659994
>Caring about sexism in the first place
>Caring about people caring about sexism

>>28660016
I'm not a virgin number one, number two stereotypes come from social interaction and I don't fucking go out and tell people I LURK DA CHON
>Implying that having a special interest negates having shit taste
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>>28660078
I doubt you're not a virgin. I'm as big of a sperglord as you are and I'm not a virgin but our kind don't usually make it. It would be like if you were black and came out and said NIGGA I OWNS ME A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS AND SHIT, WE RICH!
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No matter what, when she's on a date, she won't make any decisions.

What sounds good for dinner?
>whatever you want
What sounds fun to you?
>whatever you want
Let's go back to my place
>if you want to
What should we watch?
>whatever you want
Start making out and undressing, are we doing this?
>only if you want to

Jesus fuck, make up your own damn mind
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>>28660078


>I don't fucking go out and tell people I LURK DA CHON
doesn't matter. They also don't go out and shout I LOVE IPHONES. There are exceptions in both camps and they're the source of all the stereotypes.

>i'm not a virgin
It's how you act and present yourself is what's important for people.
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>>28660124
I've stuck my dick in both genders, it's not very complicated. My issue is I'm completely emotionally distant. I'm not successful in the relationship sense. My main issue that isn't being brought up ITT is that a lot of people don't -admit- they are boring.

>>28660164
It's not about loving iphones you idiot
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>>28659332
More like NU-Male kekekekekek
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>>28659332
say hi to your wife's son for me
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>>28659108
I'd tap that one tho
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>>28658793
>don't own a smartphone and never plan on owning one
>no social media at all
>don't eat anything with added sugar, low carb while cutting currently
>own one purse for fall/winter, one for spring/summer
>dress modestly
>never been clubbing
>prefer to drink at home
>don't do any drugs aside from some booze
>lift
Impossible to find female friends, though. They're almost always either normie Stacies or goth/nerd/tumblr landwhales who complain all the time and never take responsibility for anything.
>mfw all this degeneracy
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>>28660635
Remember when "if you own a smartphone you're a normie" was a meme? That bullshit sure didn't last long
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>>28660635
Fuck off
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>>28658793
> My spirit animal is 'x'
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>>28660658
Because even the pay as you go phones are smart now. Social media is still a telltale sign of normafaggotry though.
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>>28660658
I hate them. Now more than ever before, normies need them for constant distraction and validation.
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>>28660691
>OMG I am sooooo an Aries XD
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>>28658978
>And they dare to try to start a converstaion with me.
I don't think that's ever happened, anon.
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