>She won't let you cum on her face
Instant pump n' dump
>>28657528
>she doesnt at least have some moments of clarity betweenbatshit crazy episodes
>she isnt nice to me
>she has attractive sister/s
>she engages me in conversation
there must be something wrong with this sick cunt
>Smokes
>Has ugly feet
>Hobbies are: clubbing / drinking / drugs
>Has ever cheated on somebody
>She's out of college and has less than 20k saved in her bank account
>She was raised by a single mother
>>28657612
>>Has ever cheated on somebody
good call
>>28657528
>Doesn't laugh at my witty jokes full of amazing references
>she wont stfu for 5 seconds
>is loud
>coloured hair besides blonde
>vegan and doesnt shut up about it
>drink alcohol
>smokes
>too open with strangers
>talks about stuff i dont give a shit about
>no sense of humour
>has fucked a nigger
>isnt 100% disgusted by the thought of fucking a nigger
>non-virginnon-original
>she doesn't have daddy issues
She lives in LA
Her family is very yeshivish
Shes Persian
Shes of Jewish lineage
Is married to a Rabbi
Pic related, what I have to do to make
>she has an immature attitude past the age of 18
>listens to current year nigger music
>uses emojis for any reason
>can't seperate herself from her phone longer than an hour
>doesn't like reading
>speaks incoherently or niggerspeak
>uses Youtube for anything other than listening to music
>doesn't know what to do with her life
>is incredibly stubborn
>thinks 4chan is weird
>thinks lego's are only for children
>is part of the bullshit 'le nerdy girl I like LoZ and Big Bang Shit xDDDD' trend
>doesn't own at least 1 Nirvana record, cd or cassette
>makes fun of me for liking Kate Bush, Cher, Bjork
The sad part is I have to bend one or three of these red flags if I pursue a gf in the future
>>28657528
i only plant my seeds
>Is conservative in political beliefs
>Super femininst (Yeah, I want everybody to be equal, too. Can't we all just agree on some sort of "Human-ish" movement instead? For everybody?)
>doesn't like cats
>Has Tinder
>thinks she's too mature for everybody
>Shames broke dudes (I'm down on my luck now, but there was once a chance I was working doing big things.)
>Reads Cosmopolitain or any other womans magazine
>won't put up with my clingyness. Yes, sometimes once in awhile, I'm going to send you 10 texts a day. Not all the time, but sometimes. Yes, I want to hang out a lot because you make me happy a lot. Not a lot of girls do that.
>She thinks she's too good to date an average dude.
>She thinks she's better than be because she has a college degree. Decent intelligence here, but have had many life pitfalls.
That's about it!
