What is /r9k/'s experience with fobby asian girls?
This guy is a GOD.
He basically gets shoots porn exclusively with fob chinese grills.
If you had a choice between this, and a femanon, you'd pick this.
I guarantee it.
>>28657211
What's he called? I want to see
Was in a relationship with a Chinese exchange student, if that counts. She was nice if a little weird.
>>28658087
Really? Dont most fobs just stick to their own?
>>28658087
How was she weird?
>>28658113
Among girlfriends yeah, I mean, in terms of their female circle of friends.
Some date out though. I'm dating a FOB right now too.
>>28658142
You'd think there would be a large stigma against doing that among Fobs
>>28657183
Fuckers always cooked rice in their rooms and set off the smoke alarms when I was living in halls at university, usually at 3am
>>28658167
lol, among who?
most don't have "male friends", being friends with a guy isn't how chinese guys roll.
which leaves their female friends. You think the average Chinese FOB girl cares about her friend dating a westerner? Not in the slightest.
Among my gf's circle of friends, another 2 are dating westerners.
Gf has literally never raised her voice or got angry at me in 2 1/2 years of relationship, she does whatever I ask in the bedroom, she has NEVER NOT SWALLOWED, she cooks well, she likes being spanked so hard it leaves a mark, she enjoys nerdy stuff but isn't obnoxious about it and she's as non-materialistic as the best white girls (the one drawback of dating a chinese girl is this aspect I find, along with a lack of a sense of humor, which doesn't affect her either).
FOBs are perfect.
>>28658263
*how chinese girls roll
FOBs and their accents are disgusting. Tbh they should all just die
>>28657183
FOBs are weird. They have cringey habits and personalities, they always smell, and their diets are usually awful. Rice, fish, and tobacco makes for a very smelly person. They usually have a good sense of humor though.
t. Used to live in Hayward CA
>>28658349
>good sense of humor
They're way, way less irritating than Asian Americans. Most FOBs will happily joke about how chinks are obsessed with dragons and kung fu and the idea that they shouldn't do this because of muh micro-aggressions is alien to them.
Damn, I love fobbies.
>>28657211
PH profile
>>28657211
Respond. Post the damn pornhub profile.
>>28659053
Literally working my way through an Asian girlfriend playlist on PornHub that's like... 2,000 videos strong. All amateur stuff, shit is cash.
>>28659159
NOWAG.
>>28659053
That guy looks like a Turk of some kind. Perhaps it is just the side angle though.
Adorable FOB though.
Anyone remember that mainland chick that a robot managed to get nudes from and then dumped here?
>>28659450
Are you sure? I'm not finding anything.
>>28659481
Pic is me, lighting sucks and my hair is fucked up.
>tfw actually German but lived in California
>>28657211
Yep, love those videos..
>>28659508
Congratulations Mehmet.
No, seriously. Would post my fobby too but she's a long term girlfriend and it's kind of harsh.
It's weird how I could instantly tell she was fob from the pic though. I think it's the lack of hair dye.
>>28657183
I am depressed that the FOB fucker site has not been updated in years.
Doesn't GDP have some pretty decent Asian American chicks?
I recall one Korean girl being brought back twice.
And there's that one Singaporean Chinese girl who is really nerdy looking and cute.
>>28659555
Literally just go on Pornhub and type "asian girlfriend" or "asian amateur".
There's tons of this shit. I wish I still had the one of the confirmed Stanford fob fucking her white boyfriend.
Sorry, wrong phrasin, I'm American of 1911-era German descent.
>>28659606
Nice work Gunther, she's a qt.
Care to give the robots any tips on how to pick up fobs?
>>28659644
>be attractive
>don't be unattractive
>have money
Rouge Coco is hot. Shame she didn't do many vids.
>>28659750
Looking for this video, is it the same one she did in the OP's pic?
I wanna get a chinese fob pregnant ;_;
Fug. I just finished fapping and I want to fap again
>>28659779
I think it is. I got it off a rip of an obscure DVD, it's uc-18ripetofuck.mp4 you can try googling it. I'd upload it for you but I'm on shitty hotel internet.
>>28659803
Sorry bro, we're just here to trade stories about BWC, asian girls an' sheet.
I have unironically fapped to this picture on multiple occasions.
>>28659814
Just watched it on pornhub, yes it is.
She did some other amateur-ish lesbian stuff. I wonder what she's doing with herself now? Apart from taking BWC I mean.
>>28659644
Thanks m8, I'm sure yours is a qt as well.
1. English is their second or third language, so be patient when talking to them,
2. Don't do weeb/neckbeard shit like talking only about anime/sword collecting/etc, they hate that.
R/neckbeardstories (along with TRP, only reason I go on reddit) is filled with stories about morons who do this.
3. Have money, or at least act like you'll be rich. Same principle applies to all other races.
4. Don't point out the fact that they're Asian, like saying "I love Asian girls, they're so pure blah blah blah..."
5. Lightly tease them. They don't understand sarcasm as well as Americans do, see #1.
6. Finally, if you manage to get them in bed, take your time. The one in my pic had a vagina the width of my thumb until 40+ minutes of foreplay.
Source: Chad when it comes to Asians, nearly robot when it comes to white chicks.
>>28659907
Hnnng. I just love their facial expressions and their love of selfies.
My girlfriend has a picturebook of her and her best female friend that they had done by a professional photographer. It's literally just airbrushed pictures of them both being cute together in luxurious dresses.
Asian girls do the most adorable things.
>3. Have money, or at least act like you'll be rich. Same principle applies to all other races.
I feel like some robots could get this one wrong.
What anon means is, do stuff that isn't much skin off your back. Pay for dinner now and again (and definitely the first few times). No one is asking you to buy the girl a new car, or put a down payment on a house for her, just minimal stuff that shows you're not a stingy kike.
>5. Lightly tease them. They don't understand sarcasm as well as Americans do, see #1.
Also this. Spot on my man.
>>28659814
How's the hotel? Does it at least have a bar with a good view?
>>28660003
It sucks. It's not as bad as the cheap ones I took girls to in the Philippines but it's still not that wonderful. It's one of those Extended Stay places by an airport. I get to eat gas station food and listen to planes take off and land at all hours.
>>28659907
>tfw know all this shit already
I guess I just have to put myself out there then. But one thing...I'm black
It'll be harder for sure
>>28660055
Woah?
I mean what about muh dick and how much all women everywhere want to be with you because you are so fucking bad ass and superior in all sexual matters?
SHould not be a problem right, blacker the berry etc..
Weird to meet two other robots both with fob girlfriends.
Mine is a fujoshit Chinese girl. But she's not obnoxious about it at all. It's actually kind of cute. Especially when she wears her wan piss t shirts.
>>28659907
Fuck me. You look just like me. Same hair, same clothes, same smile.
That feel when qt virgin (not any more) Filipino gf.
What is a FOB, SENPAI?
>>28660081
I came here to have some real talk, stop shitposting, thanks.
>>28660115
We are talking I asked a question, why did you ignore it when responding?
>>28660003
>Dat ass though
Nice work anon.
>do stuff that isn't much skin off your back.
A little effort goes a long way. Also, don't make it known that you're making an effort. Appearing as a tryhard gets you nowhere with anybody.
>>28660100
That feel bro, that feel. Last year I wore mostly flannels or plaid. I'm moving up to Calvin Klein this year though.
>>28660115
A lot of fobbies are racist, not really much you can do besides prove their stereotypes wrong. Americanized Asians are much, much, much easier to get if you're black.
>>28659606
>>28659907
Those girls are ugly desu
>>28660176
>forgot pic btw, sorry
>>28660195
I take shit pictures famalam, sorry.
>>28658369
Thats the one thing I can't fault them for. They never take anything too seriously, and always have a humorous lighthearted approach. I've known tons of them and they never get stressed out or butthurt.
>>28660087
>weeb chinese gf
I hate you guys, how do you manage this shit?
>>28660176
>Americanized Asians are much, much, much easier to get if you're black.
Yeah, they're a large portion of my tinder matches. But that shit never goes anywhere. I wonder if there's so me other sites or apps I could try.
>>28660211
What does her pussy taste like?
>>28660238
>But that shit never goes anywhere.
Good fuck you.
>>28660217
A lot of them come from hyper-competitive societies so light banter about dragons and noodles isn't a big deal.
They're also completely clueless about what "racism" actually is. We (me and her family) were talking about race once and my girlfriend said something like "yeah, but chinese people are much more racist than white people mom, think about how few chinese families would be ok with their daughter dating a black guy or an indian" and her mother replied:
"That's not racism, black people are just ugly though!"
>>28660176
That's not my gf, but agreed. It's just some crazy Eurasian camwhore on /soc/ who aggressively pursues white married men.
>>28660211
even if they were taken by a professional they're still ugly.
>>28660277
That's just like your opinion man. Back to your /tv/ waifu thread.
>>28660268
You aren't the person I'm talking to. Go be butthurt over nothing somewhere else.
>>28660271
>"That's not racism, black people are just ugly though!"
Oh wow, clearly they need to watch more western media that way they can get on board with the super superior, special, and ultimate BBC.
The fuck does FOB mean? I've never figured it out.
>>28660321
I mean am I right super bad ass black anon?
>>28660307
>I-I'm Chad with Asians
>getting 4/10 FOBs that can barely talk English
>>28660338
Fresh off the boat.
>>28660321
Haha, funny you should say that, first girlfriend I ever had was a Korean American. Her mother thought black people were these lovable, kind, gentle people before coming to America because of the Cosby show. Then she lived in a ghetto....
Black people complain about the American media but without it, their image would be garbage-tier.
>>28660360
Let's be honest here, if they were all so ugly and disposable, Asian American guys wouldn't get so hysterically bootflustered about it in the first place.
Feigned indifference is easy to detect.
>>28660360
If you don't like those kinds of girls you're in the wrong thread. There are plenty of places here for you to talk about surgery enhanced kpop models, that's not what we're into.
>>28660378
Oh anon I am sure you are just saying that because you are hella jelly about how awesome and superior black bucks are.
All women of the world cannot resist the superior BBC.
Right?
>>28660361
So like a chick who just immigrated? Does it count if she grew up in America, because the girl I dated for a while was born here, lived in her home country for most of her childhood, then teenage and up here in America.
I don't understand the rules to all this shit.
>>28660360
>barely talk english
That's actually more of a challenge though. Language barrier is an impediment to fugging and dating.
Think about how hilarious non-English speaking male FOBs sound to most Americans.
>>28660263
Like rice desu. Better than white girls'.
>>28660271
>"That's not racism, black people are just ugly though!"
I've heard that quite a few times from fob mothers.
>>28660277
>>28660360
That's your opinion, my man. Different strokes for different folks.
Also, I'm not >>28660307
>>28660445
Usually a girl who just immigrated and doesn't know much English/American culture.
>>28660176
>Americanized Asians are much, much, much easier to get if you're black
Lolno.
t. Actual blackbot
>>28660360
see
>>28659855
Even by Japanese standards, she's an extremely good looking girl. No way around that.
>>28660505
You're probably ugly and it has nothing to do with being black. Or don't live in a diversity state
>>28660399
I assure you that Asian males won't be Jealous that you've "stolen" the girls in the pics
>>28660404
The thing is these girls aren't even average, they are just plain ugly and it's hilarious with you bragging. Bet you look like a right beta walking around with them
>>28660608
Nobody here really cares about your opinion. It's like going on /pol/ and trying to get them to support Bernie Sanders. You're in the wrong place.
>>28660608
t. butthurt asian beta male
>>28660608
>Asian males won't be Jealous that you've "stolen" the girls in the pics
Alright NOWAG, then I'm sure your buddies over at /r/asianmasculinity will disband and cease their rage-induced shitposting any day now.
>>28657183
Canadian is fucking hilarious
>>28660515
That's an image from the internet you mong
>>28660623
I don't give a shit,, I'm just giving you a wake up call that you're not "chad" for picking up 4/10 FOBs, you're literally on the same tier as old divorced men that get Thai gf's. The only guy in here with a qt is the German in Cali
>>28660685
Nobody cares. If I'm sticking my dick in a girl that I
Hold up hold up anon there's the key word
I personally find attractive
why should I give two tenths of a piece of dog shit what you think? Do you think I fuck women to attain social status? Cause I sure don't. Take your judgemental bullshit somewhere else because you're not going to find any takers here. The sign of a real true blue beta is caring about shit like this.
>>28660685
>an image from the internet you mong
Yes, it's an amateur couple. Your point?
The few FOB Asians I've known all seem very materialistic. Is this a common trait among them?
>>28660685
Can it NOWAG. No one cares.
>>28660645
>>28660656
Oh but I'm white. Now go post white guy's from the internet with actual qt Asian gf's because you faggot betas can't
>>28660751
>but I'm white
There's only one demographic that is this emotionally invested in this sort of argument, and it isn't white guys.
>>28660728
>personally find attractive
You must have shit taste, you are on the same tier as ghetto blacks with ugly, white trash gf's. Don't you ever call yourself Chad again
>>28660730
That you losers can't get any actual qts
>>28660685
>The only guy in here with a qt is the German in Cali
Thanks, m8.
>>28660732
Yes, it's a common trait among women.
>>28660865
Not him, but let's be honest here.
1) Germanon's girlfriend is cute, 6/10, on his level more or less.
2) Nobody else has posted pictures of their girlfriend.
3) Most robots are 4 or 5 out of 10, them being with average chicks makes sense.
4) "I could do it if I wanted to, but they're ugly" isn't an argument. Most robots would kill for an average looking girl. Most admit as much.
>>28660445
>Does it count if she grew up in America
That would mean she did not come off a boat, so no she does not count.
>>28660865
Taste is subjective anon. It has to do with more than looks too. I had a chance to get a major upgrade looks wise over the girlfriend I have now. When I moved back to the US from the Philippines this pretty girl from a rich family wanted to basically follow me back here and come to work in the US. I turned her down. I liked her but to be honest with you my girlfriend's personality is easier to deal with.
If I'm happy why should I care what someone on the most miserable, sad, and pathetic board on the entire internet thinks of my choices? I don't want to be like you anon.
>>28660811
Whatever makes you sleep at night m8, I'm probably whiter than you since you Muricans all have black/injun genes
>>28660976
Says a lot about you then, how you're bragging about being "chad", fucking ugly FOBs to impress anonymous robots to makes yourself feel better. Dont try and take the moral high horse.
>>28661081
I'm not the guy bragging about being a chad or posting any pictures. I just disagree with you showing up to shit up a thread where that guy can do it with like minded people. Whenever we have any kinda fun around here autismal shits like you show up to make it about your personal opinion that nobody else in the thread shares. Take it to /pol/
>>28661115
Whatever, I just enjoy shooting down failed normie narcissist And reminding them they aren't the shit
>>28660425
Black guy lived in Asia 3 years. Lol
>>28661171
He pretty much admitted the bar was lower with the girls he goes after, isn't that enough? Most of /r9k/ couldn't even get that kinda girl, I know because when I arrived in the Philippines I scared girls off myself. In the easiest place in the world for any white male to get laid, where you don't even have to worry about the fucking language barrier, it took me months to lose my virginity.
Either way I think if any anon finds asians attractive, and I'm not talking import models and singers and surgically improved Koreans, but average asian girls, they shouldn't be ashamed to pursue them. I don't care what anyone says, tiny brown skinned girls will always be my favorite. I'd probably fuck every girl posted in this thread thusfar though.
Germanon here, another pic of her
>>28661686
Post feet
Original Comment #29532
>>28660103
fresh-off-boat
>>28659053
What is an FOB
>>28660527
>whitebois want to force the cucking meme this badly
I can't decide if this is cringy or funny.
>>28662090
Uh, what.
bl0blbl0x
>>28662090
Did you quote the wrong post?
Fuck OFF robot, let me post.
>>28662123
>>28662147
>whitebois in denial
Now it's just cringy.
>>28661870
Sorry, I don't have any :(
>>28662204
I'm white but I don't see what you're getting at at all.
>>28662204
Are you a lost shitposter? Go to a more active thread little guy
>>28659053
Same here brah
>>28662420
>renaming the characters
triggered
>>28662457
Wasn't me nigga just a screenshot from Google. I always keep the names canon.
I used to rename them but now I'm lazy
