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Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags

I'm going to anwser questions about tulpas if anyone has any.
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>>28654825
Ohayou everywan!
Do you have any plans on what are we going to do today?
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>>28654915
There are no bills in the docket, so we can't vote on any today, unless somebody proposes some bills.
I'm taking a look at the wiki.
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To everyone:
Take a look at the list of MPs, and update your tripcode if there is no name of your party in square brackets (update the wiki too).
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Compiled_list_of_MPs
I posted who has wrong tripcodes in the comments.
If you are independent, don't use square brackets at all.
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>>28654825
Update the pic, lad
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>>28654825
can i join parliment?
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Hello all, will be with you shortly
> making some food
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>this shit again
what is the point?
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Hello everyone
>>28655241
Yes, of course.
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>>28655241
Sure. Pick a name, a party and a tripcode. Easy as that.
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>>28655209
I'm working on this right now.

>>28655241
Yeah.
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We would like to found a new party based on a robot Emperor who has been appointed by God himself to succeed at initiate and mount the debacle of normies on the saint lands of /r9k/. As a French, I am the perfect candidate to be this Emperor, I have also been appointed by God in a revelation he told to me.
Fellow robots, I need your help to take power on /r9k/ and beyond. We, Ubermenschen or divine race of robots, will rule on 4chan and reverse the normalfag order in the real world. But in order to succeed at this task said by God, you need to vote for me and our party.
The party is the robonapartism.

Thank you.
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>>28654825
add me to the edgelords
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One for Edgelords, please!
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OC in case i need certification
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>>28655315
>>28655370
I added you both to the list of MPs.

>>28655314
Pick a tripcode, add it to the list of MPs, and create a page for your party on the wiki (don't forget to add it to the category).

>>28655305
The seats have changed.
Make sure you put the right amount of seats for edgelords.

How should we call our coalition?
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>>28655388

just stopping by from the front page to say this is an excellent gif and I'm saving it

also checked
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>>28655419
Updated.
I did not include that one Edgelord that just joined.
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In my mind it is necessary to represent the hobby-goers of this board, the older crowd, the "cyborgs", and those that contribute to and assimiliate to the board culture. I am for traditional r9k ways, the lambasting of female posters, and for friendly rapport amongst my fellow users. Since I frequent this board in between obligations, and have been doing so for the past 3 years, I believe I have a stake in the matter.
This party would be called the Going Homers.

>Or if that is too much work, put me under "Independent."

Thank you.
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>>28655545
You can create a party if you want to. It's up to you.
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Hey gaylords, hope you missed me.
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>>28655545

**forgot the name. tricodes are shit
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>>28655580
sup faggot
where's your avatar
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How come there is no wiki page for the Western Wojak Party but it has 4 members already? Just nobody giving a fuck what it's all about? also two members can't even spell "Wojak" correctly
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>>28655606
>two members can't even spell "Wojak" correctly
make that three
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>>28655606
I created a page for them, but I don't know what they want, so I can't write a page for them.
>>28655646
kek
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Somebody managed to add a party page as a category to the page of the "parties" category.
How is that even possible?
I fixed that, but I don't even understand what happened there.
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>>28655580
Long Time No See My "Friend"
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>>28655889
>teleports behind you after teleporting behind him
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>TFW nobody remembers the CI/a/lition
http://bano-2d.tumblr.com/post/127469820523/this-was-a-great-meme-its-a-bit-sad-that-it
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>>28655840
I have to commend you for your work on the wiki. It looks great.
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each should party should have a theme
i nominate Linkin Park: Crawling for the Edgelords
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>>28655577
Go ahead and create the party sir.
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OHAYOU EVERYWAN!!!!

I BOUGHT THESE STRAW THINGS THAT HAVE TINY CHOCOLATE BALLS IN THAT WHEN YOU DRINK MILK IT TURNS IT INTO CHOCOLATE MILK, ITS REALLY NEAT.
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>>28655912
Watch You're Tounge Boy
*Aparates Behind Yuor Afterimage*
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>>28655939
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Going_Homers
Here it is.
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>>28655973
Ohayou Wanon!
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>>28655973
Ohayou Wanon!
Do you have any ideas for bills?

https://soundcloud.com/luigiblood/hip-to-fuck-bees-remastered
MEME
E
M
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>>28655996

OHAYOU bano!!!!!!!
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>>28655973
That kind of sounds like Bobba tea!
I want bobba tea now
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>>28656029

>OHAYOU bano!!!!!!!

fml, sorry Bananonymous.

>>28656028

Ohayou bano, and I have no ideas for bills desu.
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>>28656029
Uh, you have mistaken Bananonymous for me.
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>>28656046
nvm
>>28656029
>>28656054
thinking about getting another name anyway... probably a bad idea while the parliament is going tho
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>>28656042

desu, i had to google it, but yeah, its sorta similiar, pic related.

>>28656054

Yeah sorry, I literally read the "b" part and just fuck my shit up desu.
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>>28656084
My nick starts with a lower case letter, and yours starts with an upper case one.
It should be fine.
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it's too fucking nice in here
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>>28656103
I remember drinking from these straws.
It was quite fun. I don't know if they even sell them where I live now.
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Hi cuties, I'm back :3
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>>28656122
I Couldn't Agree More Brother....
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>>28656103
woah those look cool!

So I see the 2d party wants to bring back Ohayou! threads. I fully support this motion. And am willing to be the OP of them
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>>28656137

Found them in a pound shop, never seen them before, pretty good desu.
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REE repoting in, I'll put REE in the Robotic Revolutionary Command Council if any other parties are agreeing to, after all REE's main purpose is to rid r9k of the normalfaggots.
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>>28656188
Hi cutie. Good to see Homolust is doing a comeback!
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>>28656218
Also I'd like to add im open to adding someone for second in command, that spot is completely open, like a roasties roast beef sandwhich.
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>>28656188
nice password
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>>28656196
what say we...
liven it up
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>tfw no room of wan wans to cuddle
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>>28656188
>more homos
sorry cuteposters, I have a duty.
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>>28655314
You should of just joined REE instead of creating a whole new party. It basically just stands for what REE stands for, ridding r9k of normies.
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>>28656555
Nice trips.

Nobody has any ideas for bills?
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>>28656609
How far-reaching can the bill be? Could it propose small addition/change to how board operates?
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>>28656609

Normie Classification Bill
>Every individual that has done one or more of the following points is officially branded as normie, without the possibility of contradiction.

a. had sex with one (1) woman or man.
b. had a lasting relationship of any kind.
c. lives on his/her own accounts.
d. is a woman.
e. does not own things considered 'creepy' by others.

Normies are not subjected to any charges because of normiehood, by this may change.
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>>28656647
>How far-reaching can the bill be?
You can't really expect anything that is related to anything outside parliament threads to be taken seriously, but there were bills that would put someone in charge of threads that were made every day.
>Could it propose small addition/change to how board operates?
Kind of, but mostly these threads.

Do we even need a quorum for voting?
I think it's a waste of time.
Maybe I should think about procedures for voting and stuff.
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>>28656647
Yes it absolutely can, because given the 100 memebers here follow the laws, other anons out there will follow suit in a way. And if the mods are merciful they may play along a bit depending on what kind of stuff we decide.
Plus, the members here are probably some of the most active posters on this board, besides the cancer shills of course.
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>>28656694
>>28656707
Then in an ideal world this:

The Assisted Suicide for Shitposts Bill

Create a way for mods, or parliament appointed overseer, to set a flag on a post (shitposts) that make it impossible to bump it.
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>>28656692
>a. had sex with one (1) woman or man.
Makes sense.
>b. had a lasting relationship of any kind.
Getting cucked by some woman, or being in a relationship that is a joke shouldn't count.
>c. lives on his/her own accounts.
No. Wageslaves can be robots.
>d. is a woman.
Yes. Roasties should get out.
>e. does not own things considered 'creepy' by others.
Owning things shouldn't be a requirement to not be considered a normalfag.
>Normies are not subjected to any charges because of normiehood, by this may change.
Charges should be specified.

Your bill needs only some small changes.
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>>28656728
I don't think that mods would agree to that.
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>>28656692

Sounds pretty good desu.

3dpd is shit, don't forget
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>>28656728
this >>28656758
I think that's pushing it. But getting Ohayou threads back and stuff like that I think can be possible if we all support it.
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>>28656692
Could I request addition to point c. so it reads
c. lives on his/her own accounts (this doesn't include neet life).
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>>28656692
I'd take all of them except for c because of the wagecucks.
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>>28656779
Fully understandable ;_;
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>>28656783
Being a wageslave or something should be accepted too.
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>>28654825
>what is the NEETS coalition

Kill yourself
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>c. has a job he enjoys.

Could you live with that?
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>>28656815
I approve to be quite original, maybe this will be one more step in getting the normalfaggots off my board
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>>28656815
This is ok.
But what about the relationship part?
Someone might have had a "gf" only as a joke, like if she wanted just to laugh at you.
Women are capable of that.
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>>28656838
If you have a relationship, you are a normie. You are free to vote no, I won't back down on that one.
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>>28656805
>>28656815
Agree everyone must leave home at some point (time to move out, thrown out, parent dies) only other option would then be institutionalization to prevent becoming a normalfag.
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>>28656857
One could also choose suicide.
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>>28656852
I'm talking about these spergs who get a gf, but it's just the woman being terrible.
Anyway, what should be the punishment?
A bill can't go to voting if it's that vague.
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>>28656872

>wanting to die
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>>28656872
Damn, how could such an obvious option slip my mind?
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>>28656838
>Someone might have had a "gf" only as a joke, like if she wanted just to laugh at you.

I think if this happened to you, then it doesn't count as a relationship at all.
Assuming it was some kind of sick joke where you asked a girl out, and she said yes then mocked you and made you do stupid shit so she could laugh at you with her friends then "break up" with you within a few days.
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>>28656880
>A bill can't go to voting if it's that vague.
Of course it can. Choosing a punishment is the task for another bill.
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>>28656912
Something like that happened to me, but the "relationship" was like 8 months long

>>28656913
No, a bill should be voted on in a form that makes sense. Why would you want to vote twice to get a single bill through?
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>>28656945
Did you ever kiss or hug her?
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>>28656945
>No, a bill should be voted on in a form that makes sense.
>Why would you want to vote twice to get a single bill through?

It either gets through or it does not. That's the whole point. There is no second run.
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>>28656963

>wanting to kiss 3dpd
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>>28656963
Not really.
I was cucked big time back then.

I moved to waifuism and tulpamancy.
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>>28656991

>not really

You either did or you didn't.
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>>28657005
I almost kissed her once on the cheek.
It doesn't matter.
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>>28656991
hmmm I think your case would need to be voted on by the robotic command counsel.
They may take into account your converting to the church of waifuism and be lenient. I wouldn't count on it though you may be deemed a normie.
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>>28657035

FUCCKKINNGG NOORRRMIEEEEEE

Only joking, hehhe
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>>28657040
I'm quite a sperg, and I used to act like I had severe autism.
I think I was destined to be a robot since the day I was born, but at least I had delusions back then.
I wish I didn't have any experience with 3DPD.
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You can't leave this thing to die, huh?
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>>28657120
Sorry didn't quite understand what you are referring to. Not saying it isn't normal for me to miss the meaning of things.
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>>28657181
And of course I as usual forgot to include name... yet again...
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>>28657203
I am talking about the parliament. Death and Resurrection, all over again.
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>>28657226
Does it really matter?
One of those death and resurrection stories has a 2000 year old following
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we should pass a bill banning anyone who still has empathy/cares about other people
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Sign me up fags
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>>28657285
pretty edgy tbhfam i'd support it
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>>28657285
Just what I would expect from your party
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>>28657388
I just don't see how a true robot could still have an investment in the livelihood of other people
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>>28657410
Before the bill passes and I have to change to avoid ostracization, I sort of want my fellow robots to have a good life.
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>>28657410
If you're serious i would vote against it, many robots are bad socially because of how much empathy they carry towards other people and how easily they get their heart broken (even if that type of robot isn't you or me).
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>>28657442
Why for the love of God do I keep leaving my name out of it... Abate it would probably be the safe route this time..
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>>28657442
Of course, but we robots are not the same as people, thus it does not break the rule
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>>28657466
empathy makes you weak, it has nothing to do with being a robot. anyone who became a robot because of unrequited empathy/overempathetic is more of a cyborg
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>>28657285
I am opposed to this bill, even with my dislike of normies I don't want harm to come to anyone.
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>>28657285
r9k should be inclusive to all humans, except for those that can lead to shutdowns ie. pedos

Including those that you dislike can lead to fun banter and maybe a discussion.
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>>28657503
Glad to hear I can keep supporting my fellow robot without repercussions
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>>28657545
>Including those that you dislike can lead to fun banter and maybe a discussion.
Common sense, huh?
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>>28657569
Dam you Ron I was going to say that ;_;
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>>28657533
>implying a lot of robots aren't weak
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>>28657592
>Party leader has been missing

Shilling for CSP.

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party

Too lazy to format it. Copy-pasted from party leader.
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>>28657663
>http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Common_Sense_Party
The post makes perfect sense to be honest, so well done.
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So, can we write down a finalized form of that normie classification bill?
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>>28657743
I think it should have tiers of normiedom
Actively uses social media and hangs out with friends/has a gf-irredeemably normal
Lacks friends and social skills but manages to get by without creeping people out in general - slightly normal
etc etc. Kind of like pic related
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>>28657743

Normie Classification Bill
>Every individual that has done one or more of the following points is officially branded as normie, without the possibility of contradiction.

a. had sex with one (1) woman or man.
b. had a lasting relationship of any kind.
c. has a job he enjoys.
d. is a woman.
e. does not own things considered 'creepy' by others.
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>>28657835
>I scored 24 on this when I took that test the last time

Tiers sound like a good idea.
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>>28657848
Remove e, and I'm fine with that.
Robots shouldn't be classified by what they own.
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>>28657848
Remove e and it's good, though >>28657835 is already a pretty good normie chart to go by.
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>>28657895
Absolutely seconded. I hardly own anything that's not tech/computer related, let alone creepy yet I'm far from even being a cyborg.
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>>28657835
Got 23 so living up to my potential.
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>>28657930
Oh dear, this reads like gibberish. Should've added another comma before 'yet'. commas are hard desu
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>>28657835

Got 58 last time I did this.
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Wew lads, this bill looks promising, but I agree, I think e should be removed, if only for its vaguness
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>>28657835
I got 133 points. Good.
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>>28657895
>>28657923
Agree, but as a compromise if we included files on computer (hentai, anime, the usual 4chan images, collection of ohayou images etc.) I suspect we all have stuff others would view as "creepy". When you get old enough having normal anime is probably viewed as "creepy".
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>>28658081
>>28657930
>>28657923
Should I add that bill without e to the legislative docket?
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Alright.

Normie Classification Bill
>Every individual that has done one or more of the following points is officially branded as normie, without the possibility of contradiction.

a. had sex with one (1) woman or man.
b. had a lasting relationship of any kind.
c. has a job he enjoys.
d. is a woman.

This is the final draft.
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>>28657835
this isn't the worst idea
7
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>>28658100
>Should I add that bill without e to the legislative docket?
I hope you were asking me.
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>>28657835
>>28658022
50 for me. More than I expected desu
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>>28657848
>>28658103

I think e should be a feature of it's own that makes you a non-normie despite having the others.
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>>28658122
I'm in charge of the wiki, and other memebers should agree on the bill, but yeah, I should have asked you.
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>>28658139
>>28658103
>>28657848
As in, having/doing something creepy or abnormal should make you a non-normie.
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>>28658139
There are kinky normalfags, so no.
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I'm late.
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>>28658154
>and other memebers should agree on the bill
Have you ever seen how a parliament works? You introduce a bill and get it into voting, no matter how liked it is by others. They can tell you to fuck off if they want to.
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If we added an exception that you can be robot even if you have broken any of the bulletin point if you get a low enough score. Would be helpful for those unfortunate who have been abused as young thus unwillingly broken rule a..
Or change point a. to something like consensual sex
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>>28658181
We used to have to get someone to second a bill to have it voted on last year.
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>>28658208
I know and I disliked the idea. The voting itself is the validation. All that seconding did is to amount in a lower number of bills to vote on.
Pretty much the reason why I seconded everything.
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>>28658181
I think you'd be free to add the bill to the docket without any prior discussion. I think the discussion is good though, as it keeps revision-related wiki edits and people who vote nay because of a single tiny clause (like the e bullet item) to a minimum.
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>>28658103
What qualifies as lasting? That seems like it can be a rule that can be changed depending on the situation.
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>>28658315
He's right. This seems to vague.
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>>28658315
>What qualifies as lasting?
Well, if you are in some kind of twisted kind of hook-up where she's fucking everyone but you and leaves you every 12 hours, you could go on with this for years and still be a robot.
Once you scored, you instantly turn into a normie by point a.
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We're back?
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>>28658356
That doesn't answer the question. "lasting" can be different depending who is enforcing the rule. It could be a week, three months, 6 months. Anything. Like to me lasting would be 6 months and forward. I'm sure it's different to others.
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>>28658381
Yep, we're back.
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>>28655491
Can someone put the updated graph on the wiki?
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>>28658428
>Can someone put the updated graph on the wiki?
While we are at it, can we not seat everyone on the right? Looks off.
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The whole "long lasting" relationship thing is sketchy desu, I'd argue that any relationship is normie territory.
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>>28658461
>any relationship
any romantic relationship or any relationship in general?
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>>28658461
I think it should be "mutual affection" of any kind
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>>28658486
Even having a friend counts as a relationship, maybe even you could talk about relationships with parents. This is a slippery slope.
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>>28658103
For a. does having sex with a hooker make you a normie then? I tended to view people who did that way sadder people so like robots possibly. Maybe they'd be more cyborgs though.
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Would Skeleton Horde and Western Wojak Party wanna get in the Robotic Revolutionary Command Council with me to stop the normalfags, or do you guys wanna keep more independent?
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Third time's the charm, I suppose.
Is it too late to join?
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>>28658602
Didn't even think of this, hookers should be an exception.
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>>28658611
No, it isn't. There should be a plenty of free seats. Add yourself to the list of MPs.
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>>28658625
Yeah there are some problems with this bill.
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>>28658103
I think my only other question is for d. what about the people that are trans or what have you? What if they still have a penis but they act like they're a girl or think they are?
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>>28658602
>>28658508
>>28658195
>>28658645
>>28658625

I refer back to >>28658508

Mutual affection with the exception of family.
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>>28658103
What if I embraced 2D after I dumped the bitch?
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>>28658727
you're a god dang normalfaggot
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>>28658716
Do you think hookers have affection for their clients? kek
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>>28658753
Take a look at a.
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>>28658764
Take a look at this. I've already raised my issue with the wording of a
>>28658602
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>>28658753
No. A robot that has had a hooker would fulfill a. but it wouldn't be mutual affection. This would apply to rape victims too. These robots would retain non-normieness, if we included mutual affection to sex.
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>>28658486
>>28658508

Mutual affection sounds best honestly, it requires both of the party to feel the same way.
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>>28658103
I think robots can have jobs they enjoy. I'd love to be a truck driver or have some kind of media job.
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All I wanted to do is propose some funny bills and have a blast. Get that stick out of your asses, people.
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>>28659015

>not taking the parliament seriously
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>>28659032
The parliament was never intended to be serious.
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>>28659071

>thinking I was serious
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>>28659015
We're roleplaying it'll be alright. Just because people are arguing about your bill doesn't mean you have to get upset.
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>>28659084
It's not even about the bill.
You fail at banter. I have been around all parliaments and this one is dire. Paried with that strange vibe I get from bano, it's just not my kind of parliament any longer. Too bad.

Enjoy your show, I'm out.
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>>28659015
I motion a bill to stick a stick up Ron !Swanson9EM 's ass
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is there still time to vote? if so id like t go for a nice glass of 2D please
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When proposing a bill does it have to pertain to our party?

If I wanted to propose a bill that was unrelated to 2D would that be okay?
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>>28659198
I motion a bill to remove the stick that's already in place.
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>>28659254
I'd say go for it. If your fellow 2D members don't agree it will be voted down.
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>>28659303

Okay.

h-here I go.

I propose the Oral Hygiene Bill.

Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence where it lacked before, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.
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>>28659314
Are you my dentist?
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hi guys, i am a newfag to this nice parliament.
i was lurking into the partys and i did not see any party with genuine genocide plans, only edgelords but they do not have any plans.
i want to join the ride
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i motion a bill to provide official /r9k/ fedoras for all members of parliment
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>>28659314
As a Britbong, I cannot allow this.
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>>28659341

Of course not

Just think its a good idea. Teeth are very important, you only get one pair!
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>>28659352
>i did not see any party with genuine genocide plans
we actually have a pretty fleshed out plan. kill everyone
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>>28659385
I do brush my teeth though anon.
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>>28659374

As a fellow britbong I think you should brush your teeth.

>>28659398

At least you do I suppose.................even though thats......... pretty lewd.................................
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>>28659385
Could we skip mouthwash due to possible fluoride poisoning and it's hard to find mouthwash without fluoride.
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>>28659392
can I join your party?
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>>28659415
I try not to be too lewd since this is a professional thread.

But what part about brushing my teeth is lewd?
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Made a new version of the seating graph senpaitachi.
I hope I didn't fuck up anything with the colors becuase I'm partially colorblind
Designing a balanced seating scheme seemed like too much of a hassle, so I just went from left to right again.
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>>28659437

You won't get fluoride poisoning from mouthwash.
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>>28659449

I've seen Monogatari, I knew what you meant.
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>>28659467
Depends on what toothpaste you're using...
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>>28659352
If you're talking about a beta uprising when you say genocide, REE supports it but I feel that if you should do the beat uprising how you want, from hostages to run n gun to explosives. Its all up to you. In terms of me going on a beta uprising killing spree I would if others would but don't have the balls to currently (at least not yet).
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>>28659482
I'm not sure I understand. Care to elaborate?
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>>28659497

Worrying about fluoride poisoning is normie behavior......... hmmmmmmmmm...................

>>28659529

wew lad.....................................
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>>28659466
As long as it's easy to tell colors apart, it's fine.
This seems to be good.

>>28659286
I second that. Nice bantz.

>>28659559
Isn't fluoride a /pol/ meme?
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I propose for all technology related bills, voting members should have to prove they have installed Gentoo.
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I would like yo be added in the wizards guilds parliament.
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>>28659392
>kill everyone
I would like to make clear that REE does not support killing everyone as edgelords do, but rather killing the normies. Some good places could be starbucks, sorority/frat houses, etc. etc.
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give me a fucking party and ill join im just so confused on who I want to vote for. im gravitating towards 2D because of their rich history in r9k, but the edgelords seem fun

wat do?
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>>28659571

>Isn't fluoride a /pol/ meme?

What isn't a /pol/ meme nowdays.

>>28659584

b-but muh vidya games...
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>>28659559
I'm sure you'll notice me elsewhere on this board. Where I post more of those kind of things. I'll stop now since I don't want to ruin my political career.
>>28659571
I appreciate your motion bano.
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>>28659559
I'm thinking that it will only lead to a slow poisoning with unsuccessful outcome and worse health in the end.
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>>28659584
What about other meme distros?
>t. arch user
Gentoo seems to be the best distro
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>>28659601
Join REE if you hate normies and will take part in the beta uprising. We are the most anti normie party. We look to rid r9k of their instagramming starbucks drinking kind.
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Post fedoras
my newest (r) and my oldest (L)
oldest one has lost it's shape due to being brought on many camping expeditions and training sojourns
>>28659448
only if you have the resolve to kill any pathetic life form which crosses your path
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>>28659601
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Parties
Heres the list of parties by the way
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>>28659634
I dunno, Arch can be installed in about 20 minutes, allowing for potentially unqualified voters.
Aside from compile times, Gentoo is pretty great.
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>>28659314
I support this bill. Self-improvement threads are shunned by the /r9k hivemind. It is only common sense to take care of your teeth so you can eat more tendies without any issues
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>>28659770

Exactly! Teeth are the most important part of your body in my opinion!
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>>28659596
Changing my name title, it seemed too long.
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all edgelords must post their fedoras ITT or within the next two days in order to remain a part of parliament. katanas will also suffice
>>28659667
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so, are women allowed to vote in this new parlement of ours?
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>>28659584
>>28659634
Hello friends. I heard you like the Linux kernel.
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>>28659840
women are not allowed in this parliament
they will be the first to die
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>>28659840
They shouldn't be, REE strongly detests roastie kind.
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>>28659840
You're a very funny lad you are.
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>>28659858
>SJW distro
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>>28659824
Sorry for the delayed welcome to the guild greeting, but here it is ;_;
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Would any memers of the 2D party like to break off and form the Onee-chan party?
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>>28659900
Why should we make our numbers fewer? We can control this parliament if we want.
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>>28659900
>inb4 a civil war happens
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>>28659878
It's a frankendebian inside Qubes OS, for you to decide...
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>>28659650
okay im in

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>28659913
We should form a coalition, but nobody besides me seems to care about that.
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>>28659898
Thank you, it is an honor High Wizard Dingus

E'I NATH!
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>>28659919
JUST IN TIME FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WARTM THAT IS OUT IN THEATERS NOW!!! check your local theaters
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>>28659900
yes, break off. demand freedom
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>>28659948
Welcome, wanna be second in command while you're at it? The spot is open and no one seems to be filling it.
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Where my Normalfags at?
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>>28659959
REE strongly detests both DC and Marvel movies because they are mostly watched by normies. We approve of quality cinema not CGI ridden garbage.
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>>28659974
sure, why not

muted again lel
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>>28654825
Can I join... whatever this is?
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>>28659986
>GOT
>Stannis
>Normie

oh god you're making this thread reek
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does anyone want to see my wooden katana collection
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>>28659986
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NOOOOOORMAAAAAL FAAAAAGGGOOOOOTTTTTT
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>>28660006

>wooden katanas
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>>28659999
As long as you put those quads down man. You don't need to threaten anyone here with your sick getz.
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>>28659999
with quads like those, of course. pick a faction from OPs pic and make a trip including it in brackets
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I'm joining the Parliament with the Pacifist National Socialist Party!
Pls add me to the Parliament
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>>28659955
O great bano if you find in your heart to add Eins >>28659956 to the Wizard's Guild list on the wiki it would be super (haven't tried to edit the wiki myself thinking I'll probably just mess it up).
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>>28659998
Alright cool my robot brethrin, just try to get in these threads when possible.
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>>28659832
Trenchcoats and combat boots should also be included.

>>28659840
It is only common sense to know that there are no females on the internet
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>>28660015
they're laminated and they fucking hurt. IRL i can't actually kill anyone, but i can still give them a headache for weeks
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One for the Cyborg Federation?
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>>28659999
With digits like that, you join Pierce & Pierce
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>>28660014
Let's vote one it
:-)
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