> it went past her belly button
> she's telling all her friends
> youre a failure and a shut-in
> wishing your life would just end
Last line has too many syllables and you should end with 'your life ends'
>>28654999
Yes, or maybe "wish your life would end"
>>28654746
>you will never fuck a girl like that
>you will never have a big weewee
>the best you can do is to buy a large dildo and fuck her with that
>she will always think of Chad while having sex with you
>she will always wish you had a bigger weewee while having sex with you
>one shot at life
>the reasonable thing is to accept your fate and make best of your life
>accept and delude yourself
>be in fear one day you might just snap from all that deluding over the years
>be dead inside or be dead? what to choose
>accepting something you don't like is surrendering
>25 yo, you have to choose
>to die twice or to die once?
>perhaps I will make it somehow
>perhaps you wont
>too scared to try
>too lazy to try
>I must
>I will
>I do
>I...
It's funny because penis
Yeah how will i ever live with this 7"x5.5" microdick.
Woe is me. :^)
>>28654999
are we writing poetry now?
also sauce on that gif
>>28654746
sauce? oreganop
>>28655038
I really have a big dick,I've never measured it,but it's really big while erect.
I also have really great sex drive,I think girl would be completely satisfied and couldn't walk for hours.
>but bad looks
>can't get laid
>mfw
>>28655038
For some reason i read that like Shinjis mental breakdown scene in Evangelion
>>28655084
I feel you senpai, I'm normally 6.5x5.5", but when I'm horny I get to 7.5" long. I tried a viagra and measured up to 8.5x6", I could use both hands and it felt so fucking amazing. If I could get a regular supply of it and a gf Id be popular among all her friends
>>28655433
>I feel you senpai, I'm normally 6.5x5.5", but when I'm horny I get to 7.5" long. I tried a viagra and measured up to 8.5x6",
This literally makes no sense. Penises do not work that way, i think you were just jabbing the ruler in too far or measuring wrong. Or you have a serious fucking case of ED where you can normally just get a semi which you should get checked out.
>>28655075
johnny dark, i recognize that monster kawk
>>28654746
what is the source?
plz
>>28655433
>If I could get a regular supply of it and a gf Id be popular among all her friends
I also try not to fap frequently and my drive and desire to stick my cock in warm vagina increases.
>such a misery bro
>>28655075
>>28655637
http://www.tube8.com/teen/cute-petite-redhead/157305/
>>28657217
fuck she doesn't even react when it goes in
literally what is the point in this video
>>28657634
a woman's vagina is deep hole indeed, tfw even Chad's dick can't satisfy this one lel
>>28655492
Dicklet detected.
Dicks don't have an on/off switch. The amount of blood that flows into your dick depends on how horny you are, heart strength, your blood pressure, etc.
Some people have really stretchy cocks but just don't get horny enough or don't have a strong enough heart to see how big they really can get.
>>28655038
or you can convince yourself that having sex on the reg isn't the most important thing out there
I've managed to unwillingly convince myself that money is most important and that's okay, because although I have pretty regular dick, I don't worry bother with hoes other than the fact that one might bear my offspring, a biological thing that's too hard to suppress
>>28654746
mine's bigger desu
>>28659359
Then post a picture of it desu
