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This is Brad Pitt and his brother Doug. Apart from the alpha
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This is Brad Pitt and his brother Doug. Apart from the alpha and beta names, can you spot the alpha and beta features that are slightly different on their faces, making them into a winner and loser respectively?
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>>28654202
They both look like Chad to me.
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>>28654202
Yup. It's all in the jaw.
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>>28654202
looks like a fat zach braff
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>>28654271
No, look at the eyes. The shape and size of the eye socket matters A LOT.

Although the jaw is important as well.
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Eyes, face shape, jawline.
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>>28654202
Weaker jaw
Eyes larger and closer together
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What do you think now? I only gave him Brad's eyes and jaw, nothing else.
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>>28654202

Brad pitt looks like a monkey. I don't know why he's considered "sexiest man alive". I have notices though that women do like those kinds of neanderthal features though.


His brother looks like an idealized beta provider. Maybe not movie-star handsome but he does not have any real facial flaws. He has those large feminine eyes that appeal to women when they are ovulating.
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>>28654433
hmm he needs a tan
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>>28654202
If he loses some weight squinted his eyes and did that crooked shitty smile of Brad, and then posed his chin properly for the photo, he would look just like him except for the orange tan.
I like Doug better, his body language seems more sincere.
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This Pitt is unrelated
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>>28654433
What about Brad with Doug's eyes and jaw?
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The eyes and the jawline are what stands out most, doug actually looks like he has a good jaw he just needs to drop some body fat. The big eyes looks really beta on a guy though. That's why all models are always squinting in photos.
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>>28654553

> dat male duckface

He looks like poorly-bred white trash. Is he Irish?

::google michael pitt::

Oh, he's from New Jersey.
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jesus christ, his brother looks like zach braff
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>>28654944
Well, he has a bump on his nose that Brad got removed. You can see that they have identical noses apart from the surgical intervention.
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Main differences are that Brad has a tan and knows how to squinch his eyes because he is basically a professional model. He also appears to have a significantly lower bodyfat %. All things that Doug could fix,
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>>28654433
He looks pretty alpha now. Definitely the eyes
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Doug needs to lose weight for a better jawline, squint more and smile less.
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>>28654440
>I have notices though that women do like those kinds of neanderthal features though.
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>>28654202
Doug Pitt isn't a loser though. He's actually very successful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Pitt
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>>28654440
ovulating women are into masculine traits
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>>28654202
point your eyes at the middle of the picture and try to see their faces with your peripheral vision
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>>28654562
pls don't, seeing an unattractive Brad Pitt is unsettling
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>>28654202
Guy on the right is still handsome. If he got himself he same tan, hairstyle and practiced facial expression he could be equal. The difference is he doesn't base his career on his looks, Brad does.
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I have a brother who's good looking, has sucess with girls, has a lot of friends...etc

That can explain why i'm a twenty years old virgin.
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>>28654433
>>28654562

lol you lying piece of shit, you changed their necks too. It's mostly the fat that makes doug look beta.
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>>28656782
>>lol you lying piece of shit, you changed their necks too.
I thought that was part of the jawline? Do you want a version with just the sides of the jaw near the ears?
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>>28656841
yeah, sorry i thought you said just the eyes and nothing else.
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>>28656867
Check this out, just the jaw sides and eyes now. Still looks good even with the double chin.
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>>28656877
Yeah but not as good. The eyes are a big deal, but the fat is too.
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>>28654202
Doug is smiling more awkwardly and is fatter. That's most of it.
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>>28654202
The difference is that Brad has had plastic surgery and a top notch beauty regimen
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>>28654202
Actually, I'm going to say Doug could potentially be on the level on his brother. Doug's only real problem is that he's fat. You can tell from his neck that he is. If he lost bodyfat% I wouldn't be surprised if he had a jaw like his brother.

Doug has good facial development. You can tell from his smile and teeth alignment. Absolutely zero gums in his smile. Indicative of great maxilla development, which affects the entire face. He is also a bit too pale.

In closing, Doug would be on his brothers level if he

-Lost fat
-Got a tan
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>>28656877
He looks like John Travolta now
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>>28659564
>I wouldn't be surprised if he had a jaw like his brother.
Except he clearly doesn't since it's proportionally much more narrow on the sides and the chin is much less pronounced too. It simply lacks bone in all places, which just means he wasn't on HGH and roids when Brad was.
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>>28654263
Let's:

First, Brad has a narrower hose
Second, Brad has a longer face and stronger chin
Third Brad's eyes seem to have longer eyelashes, thus making him prettier

Don't know about the rest
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>>28659564
He's not just fat, his chin is weak, recessed.

I have a friend who looks similar to him, but with a wider face, he's normal weight, lifts and all, but he jas a double chin, that's because his chin is recessed.
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I wonder if chin implant is worth the risk
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>>28654202

Is he really that good looking, though?
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>>28660249
Yeah, I have the same affliction, it's horrible. Having a long beard helps, but god forbid if you ever have to shave it.
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>>28660496
What about the brother, put the brother in too!
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>>28660539

I've a feeling that it's basically judging the man's face based on his Fearful Symmetry.
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>>28654202
Doug has a confident and full smile which signifies his alpha nature. Brad is clearly faking a smile like a beta bitch.
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>>28654202
i-is doug really a beta name?
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>>28654202
>the celebrity takes better care of his face and body composition

makes sense to me
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>>28661007
>steroids and plastic surgery
>better care
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>>28661047
obviously that falls under "better care"

that fucker was stupidly huge in argo
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>>28654562
jeb pitt
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