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Why aren't you dating a plain autistic girlfriend?
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Why aren't you dating a plain autistic girlfriend?
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>>28653536
>le autistic gril maymay
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because every girl I talk to never talks to me again ;_;
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>>28653536

I asked her 9993 times.
Maybe I just have to try 7 extra times.
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>>28653665
That is a meme picture and a half
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she's at least 3 points above my league.
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>>28653536

actually tried
shameful fuss
wasted money
if I happen to try again, I'll date her in the center of the Arizona desert
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>>28653536
If an autistic girl were that hot she would get sweeped up by some handsome nerd in seconds.

In reality she would be unkempt, have no social skills and would never be in a position to date.
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>>28653536
>tfw no qt 3.14 autistic gf
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>actually know qt asperges girl who likes the same anime you do and we bond really well
>shes your cousin

R.I.P
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>>28653536
I want an ugly skinny shy gf

Female version of me basically
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That girl is clearly not autistic.

Autism is an actual developmental disability. A form of retardation. Why would putting on glasses make somebody autistic?
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>>28653977
What is your idea of ugly? What is too ugly for you?
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>>28653875
>that shy absent-minded smile

hnnnng, I want her soo bad
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the only way i've managed to survive this long is by being a personality-blending social chameleon

autists hate me and think i'm chad, but i feel too much contempt for normies to accept any of their affections
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>>28654022
I ddon't hate you
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>>28653972

Really? Is that what's stopping you?
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>>28653875
> Know this girl
> Possibly the most boring human being I've ever met
> Was set up with her autist boyfriend by his rich father
> Cheated on her autist bf several times
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>>28654061
I know you're totally true because this is an anonymous image board
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>>28654040
thank you, anon. that means a lot to me
please have a good week
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>>28653972

Just fug her anyway, unless she's a kid or something
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>>28654120

>Just fug her anyway, unless she's a kid or something

Don't listen to this guy
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>>28653875
I was trying to find this video a week ago. I'm glad one of you robots had a webm of her at least.
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>>28653875
Post video, please.
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>>28654209
>>28654222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6rbLSp8Ys

Here you go senpai
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>>28653787
What makes you say that anon? Also, no ice cream was had
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>Inuitinua
>plain

Don't be talking shit op.
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>>28654005
>What is your idea of ugly?

Very plain, no stand out features, minor imperfections, like a slightly crooked nose or teeth, a small scar.

I have a decent jawline and ok eyes, but I hate my nose and mouth.

Too ugly would be any massive deformities.
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>>28653536
>le autistic fembot maymaymemememe

kys
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>>28654601

She's CUTE and plain.
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>>28653536
I don't think you realize how many Chads are hitting on girls like that at any given moment
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>>28653536
all the qt nerdy autistic girls still only like 8/10 at least. if anything they're worse than stacy because they would rather be in love with fictional characters than real people and constantly compare you to fictional guys from their fav tv shows.
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>>28654819
But that's good, you can just roid up and be the guy from Supernatural :)
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>>28654641
She's cute and perfect you mean?
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>>28654022
Try drinking alcohol. It makes being around normies more tolerable.
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>>28654929

>weirdo /pol/ and /v/-tard girl
>"perfect"
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>>28654862
obsessing over an asmr slut is just as bad as obsessing over a twitch slut.
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>>28653536
Because they don't know how to fuck
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>>28655010
>Because they don't know how to fuck

You can teach them.
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>>28654943
She's perfect to me.
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>>28653536
you seem beautiful enough. What's so plain about your face.
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>>28654996
>kissing videos and girlfriend simulators for lonely autists
shes not anon. Just remember to donate some money to her paypal or patreon and she will keep tell you how important you are. ignore those jealous cuks.
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>>28655178
its cool bro, just keep up that free advertising to help your goddess out.
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>>28655116
hello, newfriend. excited that you're done with middle school for the summer?
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>>28655247
all these flavors and YOU choose to be a gormless shill
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>>28655247
>le salt meme
Good boy. Keep advertising so this slut can get more autist orbiters to give her more money.
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Most autistic women are fat and have terrible hygiene. The few that are conventionally attractive are semi-Stacys
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i hope all you fucking idiots know that the 'GIRL' in OP pic is pizza

THE TRIPFAG PIZZA
ITS A DUDE
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>>28653536
Because all women are whores that want Chad, no matter how shy or socially retarded they are
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>>28653536
Again, I seem very boring and am not self-confident at all, so why would anyone talk to me?

With that being said, I am mildly autistic myself (diagnosed), so it would probably be for the better to get a girl who understands me. However, living in Finland also means finding one is way more difficult.

In short, I'd be fine with an average looking woman who happens to be autistic, but I can't find one and I have some problems that we would probably have to work on together, such as me being overweight and socially awkward. I have actually been planning on going swimming regularly, but since I have no motivation, it hasn't happened.
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>>28655851
>However, living in Finland also means finding one is way more difficult.
Aren't you people the most autistic nation in the world? From what I've seen you're completely socially retarded and sheltered as fuck.
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>>28654601
First time I've seen her face and it looks that of a cartoon character, just ridiculous
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>>28654061
Funnily enough i don't doubt it.
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>>28656171

How have you managed to not see her face in the last 4 years?
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But OP, I'm trying to.
Sadly she lives 3 hours away, but she agreed to going on a date if I'm ever nearby
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>>28656014
In comparison to other nations, we seem socially awkward, yes. Keep in mind, however, that I am legit autistic.

Normies here are just quiet normies, basically.

Sheltered as fuck applies as well, fucking scandinavian (in b4 not really scandinavian) nanny state.

Of course, there are exceptions, but a quiet American is likely still considered loud here.
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>>28653875
i'm in love

bot pls
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>>28656351
>legit autistic
No you're not, you're just a stupid coddled manchild taking advantage of a retarded social security and medical system that overdiagnoses people for things that in a normal country just get a "man up".
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>>28653536
>Why aren't you dating stacey in her new glasses?
fixed
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>friend's sister is autismo
>she's in her late 20s and is still obsessed with backstreet boys
>has had some kind of receptionist job for years but still lives with her parents
>overweight
>never wears makeup
>hair is never styled
>pretty sure she spends all of her free time on reddit

girl autism is weird.
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>>28656581
>>she's in her late 20s and is still obsessed with backstreet boys

That's absolutely fascinating. Autistic guys are obsessed with child shit they were obsessed with when kids. For girls it's boy bands.
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>>28656426
Thank you for that tidbit of information, stranger.
>OCD, have to pray at nights for a couple of hours despite not believing in God at all. Have to do things three times over unless I want to risk getting anxious...I could go on, but I won't.
>Special interests: Hockey stats, symmetrical faces, prime numbers.
>higher than normal anxiety in new situations.
>Aside from these factors, which only account for some of the mental issues, I have spastic diplegia as well.

Kindly fuck off.
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Why all autist/aspie girls have thick eyebrows.
Not that I'm against.
I met a girl in college that looks a lot like OP's pic
>>28653536
And also has very similar mannerisms and body languaje as this: >>28653875
Darting eyes, quick, short smiles, has trouble at mantaining eye contact, looks down to think.
She may well be a undiagnosed aspie. She really look out of place. Can be cute as AF sometimes, but other times she's a bit unsetling.
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>>28656257
Because I'm kind of the new guy on this board. And I still don't find her very attractive.
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>>28656729

>homosexual detected
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>>28653536

damn chris-chans hormone therapy really took off
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>>28656743
Not the right vid to post if you wish to showcase her attractiveness. Her lips are very small.
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>>28654236
I know a girl who looked just like her before she became a SJW.
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>>28654486
She was nudging you on setting up that date for the near future anon. Why bother trying to date when you're hardly trying yourself?
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>>28654236
>watching this qt hanging out with these autistic nerds

I could kick both their asses and literally become Chad to her
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>>28656861
Her boyfriend is in the middle.
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>>28656878
So what? Like I said, I could kick both their asses

If that's her boyfriend then that's way better honestly, I'll be fucking his gf right in front of him
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I do not no any girl with autism but if they are anything close to their male counterpart I definetely would not. The only autistic ppl I have encounter were too self centered, is it a common trait of autistic ppl ?
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>>28655252
Where I live we've just started writing exams. Such a shame.
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>>28654022
>guys Im one of you
>like haha REALLY just hear me out
>guys please accept me as one of you!
>I think it's really hella awesome to be a fucking reject
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>>28656961
i'm not given the option to be a neet and collect money from parents/government
if i were given the option i would gladly stop working
i'm choking on your fucking bait
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because i'm too fucked up for them
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>>28657008
trying too hard, I never even mentioned anything about need or job

>anything that speaks against me is bait

back to facebook please
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>>28653536
for the same reason I'm not dating a [x] girlfriend
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>>28653875
She looks Jewish as all fuck. Like New York Orthodox Jewish.
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>>28657057
Borblems?
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I tried...Well. I don't think she was autistic, just kind of weird.

We met through okcupid. I knew she was a little weird because at the end of our date I told her how happy I was to have met her...When I said that, she looked down, smiled, and stamped her foot on the ground, and said that she was so happy to hear that...

We then hugged twice, and as we parted we looked back at each other, smiling!! The day we spent together was also freaking awesome, and she did and said so many things that indicated that she liked me and would see me again: *poke,* "you're silly, of course I'll do this again!" "you're awesome," and she even said I was attractive on a few occasions, that I was "out of her league."

She said "yayy" to the fact that I would add her on Steam...

Unfortunately, I tried to text her two days later, asking when we might be able to meet up again. Then again the next week, saying that I would be in her area (NYC) for an event, and that I would love to see her...She did not respond the first time. Second time she said she was sick. And then I never heard from her again...By the third week I hadn't seen or heard from her I was crying about it...And I was depressed for the month of March into April...

I dunno if I can handle another "weird girl." It took me so long to get over this one...Probably doesn't help that I have been contacting her about every two weeks since I met her in February, but I think I'll stop. It even got so bad that in April I wrote her two google documents trying to explain where I had been coming from in being concerned and confused...But I haven't said anything since...

But for some reason she is still my steam friend, and has not blocked me...

Please...don't do this to people...
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>>28656925
>>28656861
>>>/facebook/
Fucking failed chad normieshit get out
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>>28655806
Why would anyone choose a fat/scrawny loser over a Chad?
Same way most turbo losers would choose a 10/10 stacy over a 5/10 autistic weaboo gamer girl
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>mfw pathetic manchild's wish is fulfilled, he receives an autistic gf
>"finally!", he slobbers, "someone as antisocial and unpleasant as myself, with such poor social skills they wouldn't be able to disagree with or annoy me!"
>mfw he soon realizes this is actually not something desirable at all, autists are plenty capable of being insufferable, and she wouldn't even give him the one thing he truly wants because she's autistic
>mfw manchild realizes all this time what he really wanted was one of his imaginary animoo girls, and you just can't find those outside
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>get fembot gf
>asks me to bake her a cake with my cum in the frosting

dude, those are like, little potential dudes swimming around in there

weird
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>>28657121
Full Turbo : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
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>>28657121
>this argument again

I will not waste my time explaining to you why you're wrong

Let's just say that I personally would never date ''stacy'' whatever that is in your eyes
But you would date Chad, even if you're not compatible with him at all, have nothing in common with him, etc

Still, I wouldn't date some weeb bitch, I've met several and they are all annoying and stupid
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>>28657029
>normie who replied two minutes after your three-hour-later reply is the same normie

Are you okay, anon?
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>>28657182

I'm Jelly. I love feeding girls my semen.
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>>28653536
Why would I want to spend so much time with someone rude and insensitive?
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>>28657186
I like this song
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>>28657162
This has some truth to it and is one of my great fears. I'm utterly incompatible with normal people, but who is to say that a fellow sperg would be more willing to deal with my shit either? I feel like I'm capable of shaping up somewhat, but currently at least I have zero motivation to do so and some things, such as me not being able to deal with real life, are very much unchangeable.

Anyway, I don't watch animu (much), so I don't think I got the idea from there.

If it doesn't work with a sperg, I'm fucked, so I should at least try...Still, I think I may be fucked either way. I handle annoyance better than most, so I think she would be the one who gets fed up and leaves. I don't require too much social interaction either, so that wouldn't be a problem. Would be nice to get rid of the V-card at some point, but if she is unwilling to do it, I could never force someone.

I'm just tired of being completely alone in terms of romance...I have a couple of good friends, but they are not a substitute and don't make me feel like less of a loser.
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>>28657090
Something similar happened to me.
She's was kinda interested in me, but backed off when I confessed my feelings, then slowly starte to ignore me more and more.
She does have some family problems, and use them as an excuse for not dating dudes, or even staying out at late hours. Basically, her parents grounded her.
She's definitely weird, and like I said here: >>28656699
She does display some autistic behaviours.
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>be high functioning autism
>into vidya and anime
>become trap
>get robot bf who thinks im qt
life is good
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>>28657121
If it matters, for me, appearance wise, you are set if your face isn't ugly. I'd be hypocritical if I demanded that a gf be skinny when I am overweight myself.
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>>28657485
>>get robot bf who thinks im qt
How did you two meet? I'd be fine with a trap, but I don't know where to find one.
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>>28657521
we met on steam kinda by accident
played the same multiplayer game on the same servers and eventually started talking
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>>28656699
>Why all autist/aspie girls have thick eyebrows
because they don't pluck their eyebrows like stacy does.
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>>28653665
>approaches a 9.5 and wonders why he isn't succeeding
>posts said 9.5 in an autistic girls thread
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>>28657121
>there are people breathing right now who value looks over personality so much they would date someone they have nothing in common with just because they're a DUDE 10/10 STACY WOULD BANG HUEHUEHUE
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I grew up in a small town. I was the only sperg.
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>>28657241
>mfw he's waiting to respond now
I bet it's killing him, waiting to put you in your place. Lol
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You're already autistic, guys. Don't add mental retardation to your list of problems. An autistic girlfriend is the very WORST one you "could" possibly get. You're thinking "autistic" and you're imagining shy, cute and pure, but think about this: are you? Would you like to date you? Do you think anyone would like to?

An autistic girlfriend will:

1. Almost by definition, not understand you.
2. Have her own quirks, disgusting habits, and obsessions which you're probably telling yourself right now you'd be able to "get" because you're just like that, but in reality there's no guarantee of that whatsoever and they would get on your nerves.
3. Passive and unfriendly, which combined with your own passivity and unfriendliness would just mean you'll never do anything.
4. Likely not wish to have much physical contact with you, much less provide you with the cumdump you ultimately want your "ideal girlfriend" to be (i.e. someone who will be there for you when you have an erection than fuck off and stop bothering you while you play videogames)
5. As unreasonable, pedantic, and stubborn as you. Think it'd be nice to have a girlfriend who also likes anime as autistically as you do? Now imagine the both of you disagreeing on something even mildly "important". When you have a screechmatch with your friends, you don't give a shit. When you screetchmatch with your girlfriend, she's no longer your girlfriend.

You need the complete fucking opposite, shitheads. Your only hope is a girl who is ABSURDLY empathetic, understanding, outgoing and tolerant, because that's the only kind of person who'd not only agree to go out with you but be able to suffer your presence for as long as it takes you to hopefully grow into human beings. An autistic girl is precisely not all of these things.
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>>28655517

Shhh don't tell anyone I'm Inuitinua.
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>>28657723
>Would you like to date you?
Absolutely yes.
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>>28657723
^this. Autists are not like the deaf. Hell, they aren't even like normal people. The very quintessence of their problem is that they don't have anything in common with other people. This extends to other autists. Two autists are just going to fight a lot.
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>>28657723
>Now imagine the both of you disagreeing on something even mildly "important".

I remember being on a date with a depressed animu girl and I started mocking Gundam Wing. She got this shocked look on her face. I dropped it. She then explained all the problems I listed were fully explained in the follow up manga.
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>>28657723
>Your only hope is a girl who is ABSURDLY empathetic, understanding, outgoing and tolerant

tfw u had her... tfw u lost her...
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>>28656925
You tried way too hard, friend. Perhaps you can kick their asses, so what? That doesn't mean she'll come jumping into your arms.

You should honestly get a grip on reality m8.
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Women cant be autistic and the le shy and quirky ones all want chad
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>>28657723
Well, I like challenges.
Even in my deepest fantasies I struggle a lot to get the girl. Getting it all easy is just not funny.
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>>28657723
>Your only hope is a girl who is ABSURDLY empathetic, understanding, outgoing and tolerant
Talking from experience here. No better way of getting out of your shell. Doesn't matter if you eventually break up, if she's that kind of person you'll remain very good friends and by that point she'd have already gently guided you through losing your virginity, taught how to have fun at parties, and encouraged you to start taking care of yourselves.

They're rare, and they don't appear as immediately inviting as the autistic girl with whom you seem to "share so much", but they're the real treasures.
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>>28657723
1. Maybe, but neither do normal people, so nothing lost there.
2. Unless she is very unhygienic, I don't care.
3. This may be a legit problem, however, a normal woman wouldn't like me wanting to be alone either, so...
4. Sex isn't overall important. As stated earlier, I would like to get away from the v-card, because it for some illogical reason makes me feel like a total loser. A prostitute isn't the same...no achievement.
5. Unless it's an SJW...I can deal. My aspergers is very mild to borderline and my special interests can be defined objectively => would be illogical to argue against them. Hockey stats are on paper. Facial symmetry is objective. Prime numbers are well defined.
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>>28656851
>>28654486
>>28653787
>>28653665
take the initiative you god damn autist
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>>28657723
To add to my post found below.
>>28657954

Do you really think a normal woman would ever accept me not being there for emotional support most of the time?
There is no woman who is so understanding that she would like a loser like me unless she herself is damaged. I have aspergers, OCD, anxiety and diplegia. I am fucked.

The things that can be fixed are becoming more independent and losing weight. I have already moved away from home and can take care of myself relatively well...things I can't do is cook and take care of the paperwork, so my family usually help me with that. That can also be improved.

I need someone who can motivate me to do this, do them together, but I need to nab them first. A normal woman would never want me. I am a bottom of the barrel beta. I am average looking, above average intelligence, but I have no talents and I am currently overweight. I used to attend computer engineering, but my anxiety meant that I had issues meeting deadlines, leading to stress and contemplation of suicide. I switched to a scrublord major that should get me a job, so that's not the worst,I guess.
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>>28657803
>Perhaps you can kick their asses, so what? That doesn't mean she'll come jumping into your arms.

Yes it does, all women want an alpha dominant male, it's a fact
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>>28657877
So basically "date the town bicycle"?
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>>28658067
>I have aspergers, OCD, anxiety and diplegia.
And to a girl with autism they'll be all that more grating. I'm not saying you could find one, but what you SHOULD be dreaming about is a normal human with ridiculously high emotional and social intelligence, not an autist - and if it came to choosing between and autist and a normal woman, pick the normal woman.
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>>28653536
>mfw Inuitinua's voice
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>>28658143
So much as you should care, the town saint. The town bicycle is likely the type of person who will not pick you when Chad is available. This girl would pick you over Chad out of a genuine desire to help.
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>>28655010
You don't either.
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>>28658156
People who are outgoing and emotionally intelligent are usually not the right kind of intelligent for me. They struggle with being logical. I don't care how things feel, I care how they are. Autismos should get that better.
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>>28658186
>town saint
A bicycle is a bicycle, whether it's parked in front of the bank or the homeless shelter.

We're pretty much talking about the same personality type, the type that brings stray dogs home and tries to fix everything by letting them put their penises inside her great healing vagina. It's just fucking bullshit. They can't feel real emotions, they're just retarded scatterbrains who hate themselves and rush from "project" to "project".
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>>28657723
>>28658186
Don't fucking bother. On the off chance these guys ever get their "wish" of dating a fellow aspie, they'll wise up to it after she breaks up with them over a video game two days in.
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>>28658180

I love her voice. It's very divisive though. It's the standard boyish nerd girl voice.

I put her streams on when I'm browsing 4chan in the bakcgorund.
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>>28658254
This isn't accurate. There are good people out there, anon. Good women with kind souls.
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>plain, autistic girl
I'd date a boyish tomboy that I'm pretty sure most men find unattractive, but most of them are "lesbian" and it's not like I'd have a chance even if they were straight. Guess that tells me how little I'm worth.
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>>28658449
But they still expect you to initiate and talk to them first. In my 23 years of life, no one has approached me. I am average looking and appear very boring because I don't talk at all in social situations. No one, no matter how good, sees any appeal in that. Heck, they may even think I prefer being alone based on how I act.
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>>28658449
Yeah, and they will totally stay with you and won't run off to the next homeless druggie, right?
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>>28658180
I personally like her voice. If you watch her Amnesia playthrough she has a slight lisp (at least I think it's a lisp) which is adorable as fuck.

It seems to have faded in the last couple of years but it's still noticeable.
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>>28658513
>But they still expect you to initiate and talk to them first.
Not all of them, evidently.
> In my 23 years of life, no one has approached me.
If you hadn't already declared yourself autistic I'd have chided you for actually arguing "I never experienced it therefore it doesn't exist".
>I am average looking and appear very boring because I don't talk at all in social situations. No one, no matter how good, sees any appeal in that.
See, this attitude exactly is what would attract the town saint. When she does come, I heartily suggest you go with her rather than sneering at her for not being a virgin, because I doubt even she would give you another chance I can hardly imagine anyone else doing.
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>>28658530
>she has a slight lisp (at least I think it's a lisp)

I don't know what that is. Is it a speech problem?
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>>28658586
Not sure. I know the voice actress for the mom in The Incredibles has the same thing so it must be some sort of speech problem
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>>28658524
Well, it lasted 2 years for me and she was the sweetest fucking person in the world. She probably would have stayed forever if I didn't fucking ruin it. She didn't monkey branch to some other guy right after.

You're thinking of a really damaged person. The type you're picturing definitely exists. So does the kind we're talking about: try to picture a person who has their shit together and is a genuinely decent human being. The kind of person who genuinely cares about you.
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>>28658678
>genuinely cares about you
Women, and a decent amount of men, are incapable of this.
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>>28658524
>>28658678
She's not the town bicycle, she's the vegan who doesn't talk about being vegan until you offer her some meat. And she's only a vegan because of animal suffering. She's probably kind of depressed and sees a glimmer of hope in you. A spark or ember of humanity among all the ashes of misanthropy and self hatred. And she'll try and nurture that back into a flame, even if it costs her opportunities to be with Chad or some other loser who needs fixing.
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>>28658678
>try to picture a person who has their shit together and is a genuinely decent human being.
I can picture her all day long, doesn't mean she exists. I've never seen or heard any concrete proof of the "NAWALT" woman, sorry.
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>>28658725
A decent amount of women and men are genuinely incapable of that, no doubt... but it's not all of either gender. I promise. You can tear some girl's souls apart by being a bastard to them.
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>>28658586
It's a speech impediment. A person with a lisp saying "lisp" might say "lithp" for example.
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>>28658768

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENOVoYevemk

Is that a lisp?
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>>28658576
Except I didn't argue it didn't exist. I only said it hasn't happened. Therefore, it's unlikely FOR ME. I already established that I argue based on logic. I rarely slip up.

What do you mean by
>not all of them, evidently

I don't care if someone is a virgin or not unless they have STDs or sleep around when they are in a relationship.

I would kill myself if I actually had the stones to do it. I am pathetic in that regard as well.

All my good traits are nullified by my problems. My intelligence is essentially worth nothing because I can't use it...Tasks that require any kind of responsibility immediately make my anxiety kick in.

I wish I had been born like my younger brother, who is also autistic but doesn't crave romantic connection at all...

Or even mom's autistic cousin, who actually managed to get his life together and become a nuclear scientist. Like me, he is a complete fucking moron when it comes to social interaction and he hasn't got a woman either.

Fuck my life, I got all the bad stuff of being a sperg with the good stuff being neutralized.

The only thing I could potentially hope for is that if someone were ever to take a liking to me I could provide them with good genetic material for bringing up an intelligent child, but even then there is a chance that they end up a loser like me. Also, I can't deal with the responsibility of caring for a child.
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>>28658816
And after writing all of this, you still honestly think that the girl more likely to stick with you is the one who herself has all of these problems, rather than the one who wants to try and help you fix them?
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>>28658805
You mean that high-pitched whistle? Yes. It's called a strident lisp. I have one too. I feel like my ancestors might have been part snek.
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>>28658254
Ever watched welcome to the nhk good sir?
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>>28658883

You can diagnose her with that? Here's a vid of her talking normally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54P3UqgWOjM
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>>28658987
The one where a girl with almost all the symptoms of a Borderline Disorder explicitly admits near the end that she's only picked the guy in order to have someone lowlier than herself around so she can feel better, and in whose final episode HE has to save HER from suicide?
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>>28658987
No, and I'm not interested in the MPDG stereotype in fiction or reality.
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>>28659009
>>The one where a girl with almost all the symptoms of a Borderline Disorder explicitly admits near the end that she's only picked the guy in order to have someone lowlier than herself around so she can feel better,
Oh hey, had this happen to me IRL. Wouldn't recommend.
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>>28658987
>>28659009
Welcome to The NHK is like THE worst example of this kind of girl. It's an extremely cynical show ABOUT people with mental issues. It would've been counterproductive for it to depict shit like that going well.

Impossible as it may be to imagine, you'd hit closer home thinking about the stereotypical female Hollywood RomCom love interest. She probably wouldn't be as quirky in real life, but the initial attitude is the one.
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>>28658867
Like I said, I don't know, but that's the only shot I've got. Normal women don't like when you don't show them emotion or are there for them and are likely to want to go out. Furthermore, they would undoubtedly consider my interests boring. All I do is go to uni, watch movies/tv shows, play videogames, look at hockey stats, go swimming and sleep. I have no productive hobbies. "Normies" don't tend to like that. Most spergs are fine with doing what they do.
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>>28654061

post more pics? I think she's perfect!
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>>28659024
See>>28659009
Bloxiblox
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>>28654061

What does her butt smell like?
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>>28659155
poop, like all butts
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>>28659061
Welcome to the NHK is highly beneficial for a certain type of autistic NEET, because it gets them right where they least expect it (from within their precious animoo), showing them that they have a problem.

It is, however, psychologically toxic to those of them who already know this because autistic NEETs are the people most likely to completely misinterpret its message and decide to sit around waiting for some angelic Zoe Deschannel type to come and save their self-esteem rather than doing anything with themselves.

The point of this show is that the dude's life DIDN'T actually get better by "getting a girlfriend" until AFTER he's decided to get a hold of himself, find a job, open up, and become a real man - getting the girl AFTERTWARDS was his reward. If he hadn't done all of this himself, they'd both have just remained depressed together.
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>>28659261

Clean girls butts smell much nicer.
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>>28659345
still a hint of poop and general unpleasant ass smell
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>>28653536
autistic people cheat more supposedly. and im autistic we wouldnt get allong.
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>>28657400
It's hot to me.Yelling gets me off and also arguments.
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>>28659278
And if certain factors you have can't be fixed? I can't open up because my social anxiety is dependent on mental issues, I am already attending uni, so me not having a job isn't the issue. I need motivation to lose weight and someone to do it with me. I can't do it alone, I've tried.

>become a real man

what does this mean to you?
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>>28658867
To again add to my previous post
>>28659068
Furthermore, that presupposes that there even is someone who wants to help me fix things. No one in my life has been one so far and even if there were, I can't interact with them unless they take an interest in me first.
I am not interesting whatsoever.
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>>28653536
>implying they not like the other girls

all woman are the same
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>>28659278
>The point of this show is that the dude's life DIDN'T actually get better by "getting a girlfriend" until AFTER he's decided to get a hold of himself, find a job, open up, and become a real man - getting the girl AFTERTWARDS was his reward. If he hadn't done all of this himself, they'd both have just remained depressed together.
So the point is "toil hard for the parasite to latch onto you", what a marvelous prospect.
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>>28659982
Yes, anon. Excellent job. You've cracked the code. You've solved the mystery. Clearly, the solution to perfect happiness is to remain a lonely NEET living in their own filth in mom's attic forever. It's been working perfectly for you so far, why ever change? Aren't you perfectly happy?
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>>28660022
I don't know, are you saying I'll be happy with your brilliant plan? How about you fill a bathtub with leeches and lie in it to test it first.
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>>28660022
> normie claims to know the meaning of life

Enlighten me.
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>>28660079
>b-but you're stupid, so I'm not listening to you!
>That means I've won, right? Haha! I've won!
>I-I've won, right?
>right?...
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Girl I know and hang out with (pretty much the only one), 1 year older than me. Likes geek stuff, but she's somewhat fat, crazy and bound by her parents.

All things considered unattractive but could definitely be worse. I feel like I may regret not hooking up with her later, but still I'd rather not.
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>>28653536
Autism is quite rare in females
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>>28657090

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>>28660424
It isn't nearly as common as you may think in males, either, but it's now become socially acceptable to declare oneself autistic as a means of justifying immaturity, laziness and/or an unwillingness to learn basic social skills (on top of hopefully becoming immune to criticism for any of the above on grounds of ableism, invoking pity, and defeating cognitive dissonance through convincing oneself that all of one's problems are "genetically predetermined" and thus not their fault).
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>>28660624
I don't think it's common(concentration of autistic people is probably higher on 4chan than normal tho)
I just think that there are a lot less females with autism
Googling seems to support that
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>>28660707

Internet Super Star Inuitinua.
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I do wonder if Inuitinua gets weirded out when/if she sees threads with pictures of herself on here or that thread dedicated to her on /wsg/
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>>28661033

She mentioned in a stream to have seen the pic comparing her to Mei. She seemed to like it.

And she's been known to post in her wsg thread to throw people off when they try to figure out her personal info. When someone posted her real first name, she posted pretending to be anon, saying she had heard her say a different name during a stream.
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>>28661097

I need, NEED this picture. Show it to me or direct me to it please.
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>>28653536
>Why aren't you dating a plain autistic girlfriend?
they don't want me idiot
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>>28661200

There's two.
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>>28661236

And here's the other.

original comment
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>>28661268

Third one I forgot about.
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>>28661236
>>28661268
>>28661277

Cosplay when. Mei is definitely the cutest.
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>>28661097
It's good to know she isn't freaked out by all the threads about her.

I do remember in an old wsg thread that some guy from v (I think) was stalking her and got pretty close to knowing where she lived. I have a pathetic crush on her like the beta I am, but that must have been weird as fuck
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>>28661526

Oh that was creepy. He was talking about how he was comparing the interiors of her house to apartments in her area to narrow down where she lives.
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>>28661709
Didn't he also try calling furniture stores nearby her place or some shit? I can't remember the whole ins and outs of it but something along those lines. People are scary as hell.
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>>28661902

Are you the webm guy?
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>>28661966
no i'm not, wouldn't know how to make one if my life depended on it to be honest. I'm just some guy.
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>>28662048

webm for retards is pretty straight forward. you should cehck it out. It comes in handy in threads.
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>2016
>still thinking the "cute but plain and pure" girl exists
Do you fuckers never learn? If she's above 3/10, she sleeps around. Either you lower your standards significantly, or drop the notion of plain, cute girls.
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>>28662122
I suppose I should learn, don't want any cheeky cunts fapping to muh waifu though. She's mine, reeeeee! and all that jazz
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even if they exist, they probably want chad anyway.
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>>28653536
she looks like a season 1 pam from the office, but cuter
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>>28653536
>autistic girlfriend

>Skype with asperger girl
>She was qt3.14
>maybe 7/10 without makeup
>Full seduction mode engaged
>Very excited at the perspective of asperger qt gf
>15 minutes in
>realize she's a complete social retard
>completely self centered, no consideration for others at all
>it's like talking to a machine
>webcam confirmed she's an actual person and not a troll
>Feel completely let down
>my fantasy is shattered forever
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>>28663861
>girl has an obvious mental disorder
>she can't control being a social retard
>she perceives and expresses emotions differently from you
>she could be trying hard to impress you but it's coming out as self centered and douchebaggery
>be let down that she isn't a stupid slut that wants to shove your cock in her mouth along with several other men's cocks
Men have no right to complain about women, they want women to be unfaithful sluts. They want to be able to say "my girlfriend cheated on me" and probably masturbate to the fact that men have fucked her hard and vigorously in their own bed.

As someone with Aspergers and who has befriended other people with Aspergers, go fuck yourself. Don't even bother talking to us so you can try to fetishize and fulfill fantasies. We are people too and when people want to be our friends we want to be their friends too regardless of how retarded we seem.

Stop fucking meming autists. Having autism doesn't make people lower quality of people, it just keeps us extremely focused on other pursuits that don't involve sex and relationships.
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>>28664050
Calm your tits

I've been diagnosed with Asperger when I was 6
I spent time in an actual mental institution because of it
The reason I'm a robot is not only because I have to constantly interact with people who operate on a completely different thought pattern but also because I am constantly being crushed by the weight of the shame I have been conditioned to feel in regard to my condition.

The real letdown wasn't that I was unable to objectify her
It that I hoped I had finally found someone who shared my pain
Someone with who I could relate
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>>28654010
Remember that she's a whore like all women.
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>>28664050
>anon said he FELT let down
>OMG how dare you feel negatively about women you white cis pig
here comes the thought police
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>>28653536
How do I obtain a plain autist girlfriend robots?
That is the exact type of woman that I want.
Where do they usually go
How do I start talking to one
Please respond.
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>>28665476
>clue
They tend to go to therapy.
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any autistic girls here want an equally autistic bf to cuddle with and stuff?
please respond im so alone
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>>28665643
you clearly know they don't
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>>28661277
>>28661268
>>28660707
>>28656743
>>28656257

I can fap to this... We have tits?
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>>28665476
careful what you wish for anon

between fantasy and reality there's a big difference

While you might have fantasies about a sweet caring autist girl that understands you and leave you alone when you don't feel social, actual autism as a weird effect on girl that tends to manifest differently than it does on male autists. Most of them are asocial and asexual, they don't feel craving for interactions and physical contact beyond a simple hug and this can manifests at the most inappropriate of times because being used to receiving lost of attention from a lot of different guys they don't feel like they need to listen to others or put efforts into relationships or rather they never learned to to that because when they should have developed that skill, the world seemed like it would provide an infinite number of new guys which all came with a fair share of love and attention to provide.

Seriously, autist girls are cold, distant and selfist for the most part, not because they're bad persons but because that's how their personalities got shaped by their environment.
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>>28660022
But everything is shit anon
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>>28666032
but thats really similar to me and the kind of person id want to be with
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>>28666210
Even the part where she doesn't give a shit about you or any of the stuff you might want/need?
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>>28666032
>tfw this reminds you of your onetis who you met on a high school field trip and ran around poking stuff with your feet and having a really good time but after you started trying to talk to her more she acted really cold and didn't want anything to do with your feeble attempts to communicate with her
S-she was the autistic one, right?
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>>28666311
thats a bit of an exaggeration but i would be ok with that because it is not an all the time thing and some times i feel the same and having a person that understands that would be nice
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>>28656612
I guess all those "One Directioners" and "Beliebers" on Twitter are autistic
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>>28666352
>>28666388
sure, you just keep disregarding the advice of the guy who was desperately looking for a qt aspie gf and got terribly disappoint when he found out those traits are just the recurring signs of autism in girls

Go ahead, and make the same mistakes I did but when you finally realize I was right, I want you to think back on this thread and remember I had already warned you
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>>28666311
>Even the part where she doesn't give a shit about you or any of the stuff you might want/need?
Women as a whole aren't capable of this, autistic or not
They don't give a shit about you, only what you bring to them. Women hate any sort of weakness in men and are utterly incapable of basic empathy towards men
They are utterly incapable of love, best you can get is sexual attraction and that's only if you're Chad
AWALT, boys
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>>28657603
Cindy most definitely isn't a 9.5
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>>28657723
>>28666032
I find that autistic girls sharply vary

Some are insanely emotional and empathetic, some so empathetic and sensitive that they'll go crazy when you get something like a paper cut

Others are asocial and are more concerned about themselves and their interests
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>>28666990
I think the first type you described is just you falling for one of those dramatic tumblrina getting all "look at me I'm such a victim. I have ADHD, schyzo, got asperger and social anxiety all that in addition to being an oppressed transfat genderqueer racefluid dragonkin. Recognize my special snowflake status!"
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>>28667792
Except the issue is that not every autist is a cold and emotionless robot
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