Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it (preferably may). Bonus points if you use full names.
>>28653001
emily i love you and cant deal with just being friends but the thought of loosing you completely is more than i could handle
>>28653001
F.
Do you want my D or his
make up your fucking mind
>>28653001
To Katherine W.
Look, you're a great girl (and lord knows I would have boned you back in high school) but I want you to understand: You don't tell someone you're gonna go out with them, then two days beforehand get back with your ex, THEN get engaged to him a week later (btw not at all surprised that fell through, a man who broke up with you by saying "God told me to do it" is not worth getting back with) and come back a fucking year later.
Shit doesn't happen. You're not exactly stable right now, wait until you get your life and hair and weight back on track.
Dear Moot,
Thank you for molding me into the person I am today. Thanks to your effort, I now enjoy a full range of interracial cuckold porn with Asian women and non Asian men.
Why is my penis so average? Are these women just small ? These are the questions I ponder late at night while browsing my favorite fap videos.
>>28653001
Dear Max,
How it's going to be dead?
Micheal
To OP:
Why did you make this unoriginal thread? Are you that desperate for replies?
to friends
im so sorry I'm such a failure, but I'm glad you guys are improving yourselves and I'm glad we still have fun together. i don't mean anything when I'm a dick to you guys, it's only ironic
please move away.
next time i see you i'm going to kick you to death
love m
To Isabel G. (Jay)
I still think you're cute af. It's rare as hell to find a really attractive girl that actively shitposts (even if it is on /co/).
A
You scare me, I can't make out your true intentions and it feels like my current optimism will ultimately result in a letdown
I don't wanna be where I was before again
R
Man oh man why did I have to do bros over hoes? I mean come on dude, it was basically your hoe over my hoe and it didn't even work out between you 2. Now it's like I'm just wondering what could have been and now I'm completely fucked. Hope to see you soon if I do get another chance I hope I don't fuck it up as badly.
>>28653030
Emily only faked cancer once Cx
>>28653001
Mark, congrats on graduating. Sorry I was such an asspie the last few times we hung out.
>>28653030
>is more than i could handle
Why did you stop speaking then?
>>28653001
Dear Bully,
I
>>28653378we didnt
ahhh fuck you
don't fucking message me first if you're not going to bother responding to my replies
don't fucking say you miss me or want to do things together and then shoot down all of my suggestions
t. mad at kasey
I may be dumb as all hell when it comes to math but I am a mediocre athlete and an exceptional writer. I am better than anyone else you are going to get and if I'm not then I will get better than them. I have been living a great life since you left me. I still sometimes dream of you.
Dear S,
You fucking ruined me. You whore. I hope you never meet anyone ever again.
Love, M
>>28653001
Hey Amanda
I'm really sorry your stepsister was to dumb to hide that coke straw. I hope you're happy with that dude you're engaged to.
It's been almost 20 years and I think about you every day. I haven't had a gf since you.
dear I,
yo gurl let me suck on them toes.
hmu ;)
>>28653001
j,
i'm sorry i judged you for sleeping with a married woman. it has since come to my attention that all women are vile hypergamous whores.
love
g
>>28653001
>Dear Faggot
why was there a 40S&W on your driveway? And I swear I saw a woman crawl out your window a week or two ago.
Get your shit together you freak
Love, me
You're ruining my life. I can't stop thinking or dreaming about you. I wake up and it's you on my mind. This bullshit is fucking me up. I was perfectly fine before you. I have never felt anything like this but the worst part is I shouldn't.
>>28655135
Why don't you just tell her man?
>>28655205
Because it's his little sister
>>28655205
>but the worst part is I shouldn't
hey lady at thorntons chocolote shop. Fuck you for looking at me like im a pig for buying some icecream just because im not a fucking buff chad that you fucked last night
Dear Autumn,
Stop blaming everyone else for being taken advantage of. There comes a point where you have to admit you're too dependant and weak to the needs of others. For fuck's sake, you might be pregnant from some other guy after not even a week of knowing him because you couldn't resist his sob story. I'm not going to support your decisions when clearly you have no control of your life anymore. All this after you told me you wanted to be alone to work on it.
K,
I want to send you a birthday message today but I was like "nah". you don't deserve the attention, you stupid bitch. thanks for ignoring my request and refusing to talk to me for whatever shitty reason you had. fuck you.
get rekt.
G.
Dear J,
I'm thinking of you.
Always.
Well shit.
>>28653001
Dear Julie G. I know I basically have to get over you now, but I still don't want to. I should have gotten over you 3 years ago, we were always gonna be just friends anyway, close friends, but friends.
I dunno, part of me always thought you'd come around even though everyone told me to move on. Even though you never did, I don't regret all that time we spent together.
I could have moved on and fuck some other girls or something, but that shit wouldn't have been real. Even if they actually gave me a chance, I couldn't really love any of them. I love you, Julie. That's the only thing I know is real to me. We might not speak again. Chicago is a long drive from St. Louis, but I want you to know that I sincerely want the best for you, whatever the fuck that means to you. And even though I never had the courage to say it to your face, I love you.
Bye Julie
>>28653001
Dear James,
I have been feeling very suicidal recently. Why should you care? Well I kind of despise you so in the event that I do decide to take my own life, I will be sure to pay you a visit first.
Sincerely, an old friend.
You cut contact right after telling me you loved me. Why would you do something so hurtful? I just want to know why.
>>28653001
J.
You totally killed my self-esteem and my confidence for the rest of my life, and I should have never gave you a single piece of advice or prevented you from committing suicide you fucking worthless swine.
Was i really not that good enough for you to cheat 3 times and i forgave you every fucking time?
L,
You're one of the coolest people I've ever met, and I need to know if you like me the same way I like you. I don't want to make our friendship awkward by introducing one-sided romantic feelings, but I think you're amazing and I wish you'd join you in moving to ___________.
-S
You are the cutest qt and my favourite thing in the world. I can't wait to plant my butt on your face and make you eat it.
You make every day worth getting out of bed for desu. You make me so happy, I want to give you everything. You're such a good boy.
Mommy
>>28656682
Getting cheated on and forgiving is a sure way to make a girl lose all respect for you.
Literally the only way to keep a girl after getting cheated on is to rebuild that woman as an AI and transfering your live to VR.
Ciara,
You're so beautiful it hurts. I could die for you
Thought you oughta know.
Respectfully,
Matt
x,
The humiliation I have experienced at your hands is unbearable, but entirely necessary. Your intentions are ambiguous, but regardless of them I am glad that what resulted from them did. But, now, it is becoming too much for me, and I think you are grasping at straws as much as I am. I wish I could break away from my own poisonous mind and from the internet which feeds it, and experience the world as you put it, but I am not sure of what experience would be beneficial. Anyway, I'm attempting to break this off, and I hope I succeed.
You're one hell of an interesting person but enough is enough.
R
>>28657080
What a cute letter and totally not lewd
>>28657138
im a girl and i was cheated on by a dude, but i highly like your suggestion and will take action haha.
Callum
Fuck you. Shouldn't of poured juice on my face and meh. Dick head.
Thanks Fuck face. Now I smell like oasis.
>>28657273
No lewd here, just a mother writing to her son.
>>28657342
not that guy but desu you dated such a Chad that you would rather get cheated on 3 times by him than date a normal guy who doesn't cheat
>>28657394
it was a lesson that i wont forget i guess
Why the fuck are you ghosting me? I thought we mutually enjoyed our conversations
>>28653001
F.
The reason I left and stopped talking to you is YOU, not only the circumstances I lived in. You lied to me and the police about what you did and lied to me about who you are, and continue to never forgive me or even think that what you did was wrong. I want you to become a good person and not pretend like you're the victim anymore. I want you to grow up out of your ridiculous laziness and really start trying with your life. Although I am angry with you and will not forgive you, I write this out of love so that you get on the right path -- of truth and discipline and honor -- so you can leave behind this miserable life you're in and become the person I know you want to become.
If you would like to earn my respect, you will do this. If you throw this letter away and refuse to accept the evil you have allowed into yourself, never becoming a good person, rest assured I will never speak to you again.
Your brother
W.
>I would not actually write this letter because I want her to make these conclusions on her own, but not a single day goes by wishing I would have told her this when I left.
>>28653001
Dear Dat Boi
Oh Shit Waddup
dear caitlyn i actually like you
If you haven't figured it out yet, I do stuff to push people away. I really thought it wasn't genuine that you're interested in knowing me again with the circumstances and attempts made to contact me. I had too much stuff to do to get distracted with friends then.
>>28657508
A lesson that apparently took 3 times to learn.
I feel bad for the next guy who ends up with you...
>>28658796
Man, I'm kind of in this situation.
Except I'm the one trying to contact the person.
Hope you at least gave the person closure and didn't just cut them off. That shit is killing me inside.
>>28653001
Rachel "Shelly" L,
Prolly should've said something earlier, but I liked you. Really, as in the highschool-crush-you-don't-realize-until-it's-too-late. You probably knew, but whatever.
Anyways, yeah.
From,
R.
I know I'm ugly please stop lying to me. I know that my face is hard to look at and my body is ugly and that there is very little to me. But I'm kind and I'm not stupid and I'm loyal and I'm GOOD so I mean technically on the inside I'm a cute 2D anime girl. But no one really cares about the inside I guess. What matters is my big ugly prematurely wrinkly forehead of all things. I wish I had a body to match the kind of person I am.
>>28653001
I'm going to fucking kill you for what you have done with me! YOU INSANE BASTARD!
-with love, myself :)
>>28658709
le funi new mene Xdxdxd
>>28653001
The key to this puzzle is really--eye-opening!
Muahahaha!
You have 60 seconds.
>>28653001
Dear J
I think I'm falling in love with you
You still owe me that game I lent you, faggot.
The elephant never forgets.
Kirsty, my two biggest regrets in life thus far are:
1) Breaking up with Kate to get back together with you. I should have married Kate and now I have to wait for her marriage to fall apart before I can make things right.
2) Pretending to support you getting an abortion. I was ready.
Dear R,
I wanna bang. I know I seem gay at times but I'm just awkward. I wanna bang not even cause I wanna have sex with you or because I love you, but because I wanna be less awkward. I think there's something you like about my awkwardness but we both know it's unattractive. Let's keep trying, ok? I know you wanted to bang too and are not sure now cause of my lack of balls but I'm trying to grow up and hopefully to make you as happy as you make me.
Yours, N
Dear D
Lately you've been really shit to talk to. Like I actually wanted to delete you and not think about it. I thought it over at work and I apologized and all but I think I still feel the same way. I've hidden your skype icon so that I wouldn't think about trying to message you and being disappointed again. Our relationship just feels dead and pointless.
I don't care what you're doing with yourself and I don't want to stop you. I just feel like I wanted more from you and there's no way I'm going to get it. Now I guess we'll just ignore each other forever.
- j
casey one day I hope to see you walking down the street happy with your man and the kids..playing in the park with that smile that could melt any mans hart
then creep up behind you and bash your fucking brains in rite in front of the kids and skull fuck the gray matter that comes leaking out..and watch as your bitch of a man can do nothing to stop me
getting raped by hogs isn't good enough for a cunt like you .. I hope a pack of wild nigglets beast fucks your ass to prolapse and sends pics to your family
xoxo god
Dear P
can you just... tone it down a notch? you dont have to be so fucking intense all the time it's just unecessary and you know i don't handle that shit well. and buy some bigger clothes you look ridiculous in those hoodies that barely reach down your stomach.
-A
dear me
pls stop abusing drugs haha. you dont have enough money for this shit.
from me
>>28653001
R,
I regret what I said. I tried making myself feel better at your expense. There's no point going back and wishing I could do things differently, we're both too mature for that. But I think you set a ball rolling--to honour your memory, I'm going to try and become a better person so I get it right next time. I hope you stay happy in all you do.
Best wishes.
>>28657394
there is no such thing as a man who doesnt cheat or at least desire to cheat.
>>28659431
I don't desire to cheat and I've never cheated.
>>28659431
>there is no such thing as a man who doesnt cheat or at least desire to cheat.
You know there are actually fetishists who're turned on by monogamist relationshipsor just the idea of being the only one who abuses their girl's holes. No shit; true story. but you typically need to be a virgin in order for it to work
>>28659431
Is it cheating if it was with a Chinese prostitute paid for by a company I was there to do business with? I didn't want to seem rude.
Dear mom
I know Ive been seeming better over the past couple monyhs, but my depression has actually worsened. Ive been covering it up better since ive started to rely on using satcastic commnts and sarcastic outbursts to cover it. Going to college this fall after the 2 year break will be a make or break experience. If I cant find a good group of friends, a girlfriend for the first time, or atleast feel like ive found a passion, dont be surprised to get a call about me hanging from a rope somewhere on campus. Im sorry. Hopefully the worst doesnt happen. I love you.
>>28653001
Dear Pat,
I hope something new and fun will happen soon for you, since i know- or at leat that is how i understand it-how easily you get depressed with the staleness of your life. I hope you will soon find a nice and cute girlfriend. I obsess every day over the fact it can't be me, but even if we somehow managed to defeat the large physical distance, i'm fairly sure you would get bored with my lack of redeeming qualities. Although i wouldn't mind if we were friends with benefits of course, even if it wouldn't as fulfilling. As for now i wish i was a more supportive and helpful friend, as well as a more interesting conversation partner to you. I'm having a hard time expressing it, but i think about how you are doing every day, just don't want to appear nosey and don't ask much. I might give myself too much credit since you probably wouldn't care if i was interested or not. Nevertheless the one thing im happy about is that you arent going through any hardships such as financial problems or severe health issues. If only being aware of it could be much more uplifting to you. Well, writing this apologetic text was somewhat relieving so i will end here. Stay strong and again sorry for being a shitty friend. A.
Dear T,
why are you a dick to your friends
>>28655205
you must be new here
originalus poeugnealius
Dear V.
I love you. I hope you love me, too.
Either way I want you to be happy.
I can't even put it into words... I hope you're ok.
You're beautiful. Creative.
There's a lot of good in you, more than you believe. I just hope you will see this yourself one day.
I love you.
>>28653001
Dear Ponyo, my ex.
you were cute when i met you, but only because you were persistent and i have a thing for chubby asian girls. i always thought you were a slut right from the start. the only thing i liked about you was your ass and your vagina; both were pretty mediocre. i spent money on you because i wanted you to be my own personal in house prostitute. when i got tired of you i stopped spending money on you to see how long you would last. truth is, i couldnt stand all the bitching and thats why i gave up first and left. when you came back for some more fucks and read my phone which was full of insults towards you, i did that on purpose. i left the phone there knowing you were a sneaky bitch and would read it so you would never come back. i always knew you were a slut, i just never knew you would stick around that long. thank you for showing me that sex is meaningless.
PS; your vagina starts to stink really bad when you dont shower for more than 4 days.
dear parents
next time when you cant maintain good life to your child dont think about setting a family, ive always dreamed about living in a fucking poor working class family in a fucking third world country...
dear Monika
you probably dont know that you are the only person who has done something for me, i really appreciate it there are many things that i would like to say to you but i simply dont know how or maybe i simply dont have balls for it or maybe im scared what will come next out of it
>>28653001
Indigo,
From what I've heard about you, and overhearing you talk, you sound like such a laid back person. It's so fucking weird falling for someone you don't know personally... I hate it but I can't help it. You seem like a 10/10 in my eyes, and I hope maybe one day we could be friends.
Dear A, I'm not talking sides, I do think your a dick, but I just wanna play vidya again
pls respond
Dear Matt,
Why the hell did you stab me in the back? Why did you side with them? Were you afraid of what they would do, or are you just a back stabbing fuck? I fucking trusted you. Remember when they were talking all kinds of shit about you, making you feel like trash? Remember how I did my best to show you how amazing you were? Guess not, because if you did, you wouldn't have done this. I can't believe at one point I developed a crush on you. I miss the funny, weird, shy, sweet boy you used to be, then you turned into this backstabbing asshole a month ago. Hope it fucking hangs in the back of your mind for a long time
-With love and hate, M
>>28653001
Emily:
You're a fucking creep. I do not want a relationship with some punky emo goth bitch who thinks it's okay to act like this, or wear red contacts in public. I find it stupid that you blame everything on your abusive dad, and no I don't feel bad about telling you that you probably want to get yelled at for fucking up everything you do. Also, that time you kissed me was completely disgusting. Also, you aren't curvy you're fat.
>>28653001
Dear Tash
I want you back. None of these other bitches can hold up under pressure. They don't challenge me, and I know the dudes you've met aren't a challenge either.
Love, John pike
>>28661824
Hey did we date the same Emily?
dear family and friends, i know you all have moved on with your lives and assume that im doing well. i am not. in between bouts of self loathing and suicidal thinking i am but a shell of my former self.
