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>live other roommates
>watch porn on mute 99% of the time
>find vids i really really like
>every one pretty much perfect for my fetish
>i pay for a membership and download all the vids

>both roommates leave this morning
>finally can watch with the sound on
>cameraman is a disgusting creep who wont stop talking
>calls girls assholes "turd cutters"
>calls girls vaginas "fish tacos", "slop holes" and "faff-chutes"
>loud, uncomfortable moans when hes getting BJs
>talks to the girls like a pedo when he fucks them
>orgasm: "im gonna spunk... gonna spunk... GONNA SPUNK... I'M SPUNKIN!!!.... UHHHHHHHHHHH-uhhh-MMMMM-UHHHHHH OHHHH YEHHH-HEHH-HEHHH MMMMM-OHHHH YEAH!!!!!
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are these feels too obscure for you guys
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>>28652571
That is actually funny
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You screwed up as soon as you paid for porn
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>>28652571

>i pay for a membership and download all the vids
>i pay for a membership

JUST
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>Find qt titty monster poo in loo girl porn
>it's just her tits getting slightly teased and fingered
>sucks a poo in loo mans dick
>the entire time him won't stop talking "That's fucking great. That's fucking great wooow"
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>>28652571
>ya like that blood sausage in ya turd cutter do ya?
>you wanna get ya nasty little fish taco reamed, dont ya, ya little tart?
>im ganna spunk in ya fakkin faff-chute, GONNA SPUNK IN YA FAFF CHUTE
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>watching hentai
>they are all trapped in a game or some shit
>episode 1 he brutally fucks this tsundre chick, pretty good
>episode 2 he has feels for this certain girl
>tsundre girl dares him to choose other girl over her some shit plot idk
>he picks the girl he "loves" I guess
>he then starts choking and fucking the shit out of her brutally
>pretty fucked up but boner achieved
>he then starts shitting in her mouth like a human toilet
>starts cutting her and whipping her while fucking her as hard as he can
>its get even more extreme, I turn it off, boner lost, and realize what I'm doing

apparently its way worse after this episode 2 as well. Should I keep watching it?

Euphoria
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>lesbian porn
>tags and description are all my favorite clothing fetishes and positions
>30+ min duration
>disgonbegud.dll
>3 min it's getting really good
>a wild dick appears
>whatever, I skip ahead
>the dick is still there
>it's a "jk lol stealth threesome" episode


OOOOOOORRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28653282
this

anon why would you ever pay for porn when there's lifetimes of full HD amazing porn that is free without even needing to illegally stream/torrent
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>>28652571
>paying for porn
you deserve it dude
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>>28652571

>Be black
>Usually don't care what race the guy in porn is because I'm looking at the girl
>Sometimes get in the mood to see someone of my own race as the porn protagonist, just to add some variety

>Look for porn with black actor
>Titles are things like "PURE ARYAN BUTTHOLE DESTROYED BY BLACK ANACONDA"
>All of the inter racial videos are borderline racist or cuckold shit
>Just want to see normal, non-racist porn of two people enjoying themselves

>"Okay, fuck this. I'll just look for black on black porn."
>$5 budget
>Horrible lighting
>Horrible, non-existent cinematography
>Stars of video either making annoying noises (that weird hissing noise) or are so funny that I lose my boner
>"Shiiit, this pussy is as fire as my mixtape! It's called ___ and you can buy it on iTunes now, senpai."
>The fuck?
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>into hypnosis
>almost no hypno porn is actually good
>even doujins use it as a quick means to get someone to fuck them
End my life
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>masturbated 7 times in 13 hours, 4 hours of sleep included
JUST
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>>28653531
Yeah, the VN was hilarious. It also has a really good scene with Rika and a webcam.
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>>28655936
I miss having raging hormones, and being horny all the time.
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bumping originally orgininalismo
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>>28655935
have you found anything good? i need to know because reasons
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>>28656944
Entrancement UK is the only live action stuff I enjoy, because it actually has real hypnosis (as well as fetishy acting stuff, but he specifically states which segments are legit hypnosis). Besides that I troll around hypnohub for the occasional diamond in the rough, zko is a pretty top tier artist.

Also I try to keep my eye out for hypnosis showing up in new shows/movies/anime, for some reason hypnosis showing up in something not related to hypnosis has some sort of added satisfaction.

I also browse youtube for various hypno scenes and people posting hypnosis sessions. I mean you really gotta dig for this fetish, it's best just to take action yourself sometimes(I hypnotize people too).
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>>28657126
>for some reason hypnosis showing up in something not related to hypnosis has some sort of added satisfaction

Yeah, this pretty consistently triggers the fuck out of me in the best possible way. Haha. Full body shivers and good feels.
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>>28657200
Oh yeah lot's of good feels, especially when you don't expect it, I thought Loki's staff was going to be retired after being used on guys only but then that qt azn doctor in avengers 2 got entranced by it.

Pic related was pretty much the origin for me, and the jungle book to a lesser degree.
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>>28657300
I don't know where it came from for me. Haha when I was a kid there was a hypnosis show at this camp my family and I used to go to... but some of his stuff when I was like 10. idk tho, nothing ever really worked until recently.

My memory is like... really bad, but I definitely saw that episode and Jungle Book as a kid. It didn't start being a fetish until I was older and realized the umm... capabilities it had, vis a vis submissiveness and stuff.
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>>28652571
"MOM AND NOT SON"

I JUST WANT FUCKING MILFS FUCK OFF INCEST FAGS REEEEEE.
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>>28657362
Yeah I get you, I was into it a lot earlier just had no clue it was a fetish. My earliest memory of it was really wanting to play this hypnosis game with my babysitter every time she was over. She would dangle her keychain in front of me and do the generic hypnosis induction you would see in any cartoon, I would then pretend to be under and speak all hypnotically while she ordered me around, we would switch roles as well. I'd say this is what sowed the seed for my later fetish, especially since I learned how to hypnotize and love both the tist and sub roles equally.

I've never actually been hypnotized though, how about you? sounds like you've had some experiences.
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>>28655402
What he paid for was probably exactly what he was looking for niche/taste-wise, down to a letter and couldn't get the videos any other way for free.
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>>28657563
I could understand if he commissioned a video, but some people are just used to buying porn, even when it's easy to torrent literally ALL content on every paysite.
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>>28657512
>I've never actually been hypnotized though, how about you? sounds like you've had some experiences.

Haha I've never reeeeally been hypnotized. But if I had been maybe I wouldn't know it? You know? There's that saying where like... it can only make you do what you were willing to do already. And I've always been willing to do some freaky stuff haha.
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>>28657744
>Haha I've never reeeeally been hypnotized. But if I had been maybe I wouldn't know it? You know?
I could see it, having a fetish for hypnosis and being on the submissive side as well probably makes you more susceptible to suggestions when you're under. and for the same reasons it's not a stretch to believe that you'd be into being hypnotized at some point in the past. So you may very well have been made to forget lol.

>There's that saying where like... it can only make you do what you were willing to do already. And I've always been willing to do some freaky stuff haha.
Haha yeah I mean what if the one thing you want deep down is to be unable to resist any commands given while in trance... the possibilities...
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>>28657421
Pleb

Originalrudeboy
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>>28653383
> white feet
fake nigga lolololololol
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>>28657864
>what if the one thing you want deep down is to be unable to resist any commands given while in trance... the possibilities...

That's probably... maybe a little bit true. No point thinking about it though. No point thinking in general.
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>>28658354
Yep sometimes it's good just to let all those thoughts go and drift away...
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>cut
>fap and watch lots of amateur black carribean/african/latina pron
>last night
>finally get a real body
>cant keep it up with condom on
>just barely with it off
>get it in a bit
>2 strokes
>buckets of cum
>no orgasm
>zero satisfaction

I'm so sorry girl pls cum back

fuck i hate myself
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>>28658455
It does feel nice to relax and let go of all my pointless thoughts... really... nice. hahaaa
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>>28652571
>watch porn on mute

nigga go get yourself some earphones and jack it in the bathroom ffs.
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>>28655564

look for Blacked
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>>28655564
You and I are one and the same, and I relate to your struggles brother
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>in the mood for super degrading rape fetish play
>love it when girls beg to be destroyed by cock
>hate it when it goes too far ( it always does)
>girl asks to get punched, cut, cigarette ashes in her mouth, whipped unsexily
>guy is always screaming and cursing like a kid on Xbox Live, usually has a speech impediment and looks like a high school gym teacher or meth head

Some of these girls are major QTs too

I just want to violently rape them ;_;
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>>28658853
Yeah it's really a pleasant feeling to get rid of all your cares and worries, as well as your thoughts and even your resistance...so nice to relax down into that peaceful state of bliss you've seen happen so many times before, that state of total mindlessness that comes along with hypnosis and trance...

Sorry I tend to get carried away with this stuff haha
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>>28659130
>Sorry I tend to get carried away with this stuff haha

I keep reading the stuff you say over and over... I tend to get pretty carried away too. Sorry also? Ha ha.
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>>28658658
stop fapping so much you degenerate. also practice staynig hard by fapping with condoms.
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>>28659204
In that case just relax deeper as you read my words, just allow those thoughts to drift away. All your cares, and thoughts and resistance just drain out of your mind leaving you feeling blank and wanting only to relax deeper with me. You might find yourself feeling sleepy, this is perfectly normal when you're begi.ning to drift into a nice hypnotic trance. That's right its so hard to look away from my words, they draw you in and hypnotize you, just like you've seen happen to so many others
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>>28659204
This thread will probably be dead before I get home from work, but if you want to talk more you can message [email protected] or anyone else into hypnosis if you're interested.
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>spend hours looking for a decent porn video
>find a thumbnail that shows a cute girl riding him with POV pussy shot
>POV pussy shot only lasts for 10 seconds
>rest of the video is of some Chad's ass pounding her from behind
>feel cheated
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>>28655935
lol they stole that line from 2001 a space odyssey
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>>28655564
>>(that weird hissing noise)

How did this ever catch on? Its probably the least sexy noise someone can make.
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Rape porn is very hit or miss. A lot of them are complete shit because it often includes:
>the girl daydreaming about being raped inbetween scenes (establishing they're purely her fantasy)
>a clip of her saying that she enjoyed the whole thing and it has been her fantasy for a long time
>the girl eventually starts enjoying it midway

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP RUINING IT
THIS COMPLETELY DESTROYS THE FANTASY YOU RETARDS
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>>28652571
To be honest I got used to watching porn on mute since I was 13. Almost 20 years ago. If I get the chance to watch it with sound I cringe every time one of the cameramen speaks because they sound like rapists, with their obnoxious whispery voices. You are not alone OP, I complete agree
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>>28657563
>>28653282
>>28653304

Lmao at these people with vanilla-ass fetishes.

Pro tip: You can't find specific porn for free. Most niche stuff requires either menbership or being very, very lucky to find scraps floating around across a dozen different obscure websites.
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Haven't you ever heard of headphones? They've been around for a couple decades now.
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>>28655935
>>28657126
If you're into self-hypnosis, there's a thread on /t/ that has a bunch of related stuff.
>>>/t/713680
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>>28652571
>When you blow your load before the guy even puts it in because he's too busy rubbing his dick on the outside

It stifles my orgasm. Why do they do this?
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>live with dad and sister
>can't use lube
>have to wait until past 12 when they won't bother me to fap or risk discovery
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>>28663573
>thinking he can sneak outside of the parliament thread when no one is looking
get back in there
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>>28655564
You have blacked
That has some of the best cinematography, in my opinion.
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>>28652571

Why didn't you just watch a vid you liked you literal fucking faggot retard? Also porn is for good goys. Enjoy supporting an abusive industry almost completely run by Jews to defile white women. You're pathetic, faggot.
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>>28663845
>Being a cutfag

TOP KEK
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>>28652571
>orgasm: "im gonna spunk... gonna spunk... GONNA SPUNK... I'M SPUNKIN!!!.... UHHHHHHHHHHH-uhhh-MMMMM-UHHHHHH OHHHH YEHHH-HEHH-HEHHH MMMMM-OHHHH YEAH!!!!!

my sides are in orbit
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>>28655564
>Shiiit, this pussy is as fire as my mixtape! It's called ___ and you can buy it on iTunes now, senpai
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>>28653531
Yes watch for plot
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>>28652571
>watching a porno the other day
>the guy is making this extremely annoying moaning sound
>the chick tells him "shut the fuck up, i don't wanna hear you make noise"
>he actually fucking stops
Man I was so happy. I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. Too bad the video sucked anyways, camera angles were retarded as fuck. I hate when they zoom all the way in and you can't even see the chicks face.
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>>28655564
I'm black and to be honest I never watch porn with black dudes in it. Not sure why.
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>watch porn
>most porn actresses know jackshit about acting and always end up screaming "fuck yea, fuck me, fuck me, yeah" for 30 minutes
>they don't even try to look sexy, like they think being naked is enough to be seen as desirable
>some pornstars are decent and actually put some effort on being passionate and seductive
>get tired of watching the same pornstars over and over
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>watching trap porn
>the same bald white dude is in all videoe
>he's passive too
That's the worst. He fucks all the good looking one, but I'm tired of looking at him.
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>>28653337

there are not nearly enough cute poo in loos doing porn

India's own porn industry is astonishingly backwards, and like 90% of it is home videos of fat old women

i hate india so fucking much
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>>28665597
>tfw Sasha Grey's got the one of the best faces in porn I've ever seen but won't shut the fuck up
>"MMMM YEAH FUCK ME OHFUCKFUCKFUCK OOOOOH"
fucking normie porn whores ruin everything, even themselves
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>it's a "cute girl in the thumbnail, suddenly there's a nigger" episode

for fucks sake just file it under interracial so I can fucking filter it out, fucking hell.
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>>28657421
Then just search milfs you retard
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>>28652571
>he doesn't watch porn with his friends

>get drunk and stoned
>get shit like boundgangbangs and xev bellringer mom jois up on the tv
>everyone laughing and having bong rips throughout the vids
>friends go jack off and come back for more beers
>two of them in long term relationships, working full time etc, perfectly "normal" people
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>find video I'm certain I'll like
>sexy solo introduction, looking good
>lasts 1 minute before a limp gummy cock clogs her pooper

Dropped. Fuck cocks
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>>28667010
>limp gummy cock
I kekked anon
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>masturbate to god tier porn
>cum buckets
>parents start walking up the stairs calling my name

Worst feel ever tbqh fampai. It's not that I feel scared that they'll catch me, but that I feel excruciatingly frustrated because now I have to immediately clean up and miss out on post-wank relaxation time.
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