Had sex for the 1st time yesterday.
AMA.
>>28651137
How many years on your sentence?
>>28651185
Kek.
She's my age so nothing illegal here.
hi /r/4chan
originalomente
>>28651137
what drug did you put in her drink?
What kind of tape did you use?
>>28651137
Did you cum familia
>>28651220
>>28651209
Nothing.
Shit's consensual, dude.
>>28651221
Finished on her belly after 5 strokes.
She's a friend, knows it's my first time so she's OK with it.
>>28651192
>She
kinda pathetic that you've given a fleshlight a gender
>>28651137
My first time felt like I was jacking off with a loose fist. Was yours the same? Also was it everything you hoped itd be? Cause to me it wasn't anything special much rather jerk off
>>28651384
She was tighter than I expected. When I went in my foreskin felt really taunt.
Yeah, was much special. Foreplay was nice though.
Why do you lie on anonymous imageboards?
Jk congrats bro. How did the condom work out being uncut? I always think its so weird, like condoms were made for cutfags. Am i supposed to peel it back and then put the rubber on?
>>28651453
Yeah, you pull your foreskin back first.
Congrats senpai desu. You did us proud.
Next time you have got to come INSIDE her!!! Holy fuck you have to get high first too oh my God! I'm high right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
>>28651410
>foreskin felt really taunt
Were you scared of it ripping? My foreskin is tight anyway so if I ever get to have sex I will be scared of it ripping.
>>28651238
>5 strokes
You lasted one stroke longer than a conventional engine, how does that feel?
Was she white famalamadingdong?
>>28651238
So, she's your girlfriend or just a friend who've feel pity toward you?
>>28651685
Thanks for the laugh famalan
Did you at least put a muzzle on it before sex? Wouldn't want your parents catching you with your boner in the dog's ass again, right Jimmy?
>>28651671
I definitely panic at first. It felt taunter than I'd ever pulled it. I had to stay still a bit to adjust to the sensation.
>>28651787
She wants to date me but I'm on fence.
She doesn't know how much of an autist I am because I fake it well enough.
how old are u matey ??????????..
>>28651238
>5 strokes
Did you get it back up, OP
>>28651137
Nice anon
What a great achievement
do you have any advice for a 27yo virgin who has completely lost the hope of ever getting laid?
>>28653122
>27yo virgin
Yesterday I was one too.
Just put yourself out there, I guess.
Once you pass a certain age girls stop being so judgmental about these things.
>>28652943
I was good to go again but we didn't have any condom left.
DESU it wasn't planned. It was just a movie and make out session (we'd done a few before) that got out of hand.
I'm glad I manned up and took the lead. Though in the end she did have to guide me in because I had no idea how to penetrate.
>>28651137
Who here /toobetatofuckgf/?
Ive had a gf for over six months. We tried sex on month 2, couldnt get it in (this is much harder than you'd think) then couldnt keep it up in the rubber
Never tried it again
>>28653978
>this is much harder than you'd think
I was surprised too.
I tried a few times, and admit defeated and asked her to guide me in.
She was a good spot about it. Didn't make fun of me or anything.
>>28654038
See my gf is a virgin too which makes it even worse. Plus my dick is curved downward so sex basically doesnt work. I probably have ED from death grip too
I might be the only robot who couldnt care less about sex
>>28651137
>bragging about having sex for the first time
>here, on r9k - and maybe other boards as well
>expecting applauses - "our hero!" - "anon had sex!" - "that's incredible!"
I'll get my second master degree next Monday.
Won't brag about it.
>>28654098
Why would you get two master's degrees, that doesn't make sense
>>28651685
LMAO
original reddit familia
>>28654098
nothing to brag about.
I became a doc few months ago. Who cares.
Still alone.
Dats the reality of human condition.
>>28651137
You were supposed to stay virgin anon
>>28654133
In different fields it does. Most of my family has two masters and they're basically rich.
>>28654244
>implying that it's easier to have sex than to get a serious degree
>implying that the best of your life is fucking like a beast, not getting a degree like an alpha human
How did it feel inside? Did you eat her out? How did it taste?
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>>28654098
Congratulations anon. That's indeed a great achievement. But this board is mainly about social skills.
>>28654098
Wow, congrats anon!
>>28654312
>How did it taste
Sorta like runny nose liquid?
>>28654312
>How did it feel inside
Like pressure all around you penis. And if you're uncut it feels like it's pulling really taunt on your foreskin.
>>28651202
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>>28654856
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WHAT A DUN DIDDLY DOO THIS IS INDIAN
(Forgive me, I do tend to speak with a Boston bashfulness)
OH WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING CUNT THATS WEIRD.
GUESS WHAT? I FUCKED HER DESPITE HIS WISHES OTHERWISE
HE MIGHT PRETEND TO BE INDIFFERENT, BUT HE WOULD CARE A FAIR BIT!!
