what the fuck is the point of being a male if you don't have a dick like this?
>jdimsa
>>28650861
my dick is literally exactly like that except unjewed
>>28650861
>have dick that is nowhere near that thick
>also probably shorter
>still have female friend that basically only likes me for my wiener
>tfw just want her to be my gf
Don't worry about it too much bros.
>>28650885
> have female friend that basically only likes me for my wiener
how did you achieve this
>>28650881
>>28650885
>>28650892
>>28650861
this is what an average girl thinks the average dick looks like
>>28651314
can someone explain to me how that giant ass dick fits in those micro jeans
there is no way that dick can shrink enough to fit inside there
>>28650861
>tfw these threads bother you unironically
Friendly reminder that there is no such thing as too big when it comes to dicks.
Girls are perfectly capable of taking even the biggest of cocks.
>>28651433
Also, that's a 5'0" tall Asian chick so I don't want to hear excuses about how only fat roasties can take big dicks.
>tfw thin boring average dick
>>28651433
Wrong. Many studies and polls conclude that women do not want giant, donkey ducks but those of above average girth and length.
>>28651479
Thank you for this .gif.
It captures that feel quite well.
>>28651506
t. dicklet
>>28651433
Not every girl wants a giant dick up her ass.
>>28651559
t. another dicklet
>>28651559
they probably do though theyre just lying
>>28651573
You got me mate. Hovering around 2in hard.
>>28651542
t. troll
Make /r9k/ bIue
>>28651578
Lol have any of you actually even talked to a girl. Anal is not like what you see in porn.
>>28651433
This is the same kind of guy that spams interracial cuckold threads and sissy threads, just so you know. A human mosquito wanting to sap your attention and take away some dignity. Pay no mind to this dreg. Degenerate, for once, is applicable here.
>>28651433
The asshole is not the same as a pussy and not every girl likes anal. Also, with a dick this big, she'd only be able to do anal.
>>28651619
nah, gotta have dicks on r9k or the fags would get upset
>>28651366
Perspective adjusted to make it look bigger than it is. It's not as big as you think it is
