Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
Femanons, describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28650822
>Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
someone who loves me and tries to talk to me everyday
also no major mental illnesses or fatties
>Femanons, describe your ideal boyfriend
pls describe me femanons ;_;
someone i can actually enjoy spending time with
also they have to be at least a 7/10
Oh, is it time for "describe an ideal gf/bf as the op states and trigger a bunch of bitter autist that can never fufill even the most basic requests" thread? Yeah, no. Ive had my fill.
Besides its mostly femanons posting but never giving out contact info or responding when someone trys to communicate with them.
And neckbeards in it for the (you)s.
>>28650822
>ideal gf
Redhead
On the short side
Cinephile
Virgin (if possible)
Relatively clean skin
Funny
Likes music and is open to hearing new shit (Broadway shit in particular)
Writer and/or artist
Isn't mentally unstable (looking directly at you, Katherine.)
Good kisser.
I just realized that barring Redhead I'm describing my last gf verbatim almost unconsciously. She broke up with me when I was 16, I'm 19 now.
That's disquieting.
>>28650822
>shy at first
>fun lovin
>chillin
>loves the great indoors as much as out
>aniety and depression but willing to face the world with me and go on awesme adventures
>20-25
>race and body type not important
>loyal and honest
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27610045/#27612847
She must relate to me
>>28651269
>She must relate to me
if that's your criteria i think you might be alone forever
>>28651205
Well shit.
Are you male or female?
She must not trick me by having a penis
>>28651205
i see. go on. are matching outfits involved. this sounds nice.
my ideal gf
>400 pounds
>has autism
>constantly loudly farting multiple times a minute but she doesn't notice she's doing it.
>her pants never stay up
>her shirts are always too small and her fat hangs out of it
>she's overly aggressively affectionate and sexual in public.
how do i find a girl life this
>ideal bf
Height doesn't really matter, but I'd prefer 5'7-6'0.
Thin/fit body (not super muscular)
Cute/handsome face
Optional: likes to wear cute clothes
>ideal gf
Height also not a big deal, same as bf (5'6-6'0).
Thin/fit/muscular body (average is also fine).
>common traits for both
White/Asian/Hispanic
Dominant (at least 80% of the time)
Kind, caring, and romantic but teasing is fine.
Has at least some interest in the following: MtG, some video games, guns, nature, and maybe cooking (we could team up and cook some delicious meals).
Preferably lives outside the US or wants to move out of the US(I'd like healthcare, less discrimination, and to not be nuked).
not a femanon but can i describe my ideal bf anyway?
>>28651456
>tfw i fulfill a looooooooot of these
magic is kinda geeky imo, but it's not too bad as far as geeky hobbies go
cooking is my favorite though
>>28651482
no you fucking faggot
>>28651407
Anywhere tumblrinas are to be found.
>>28651484
Do you wanna chat? I'm about to cook, but I'm on steam/skype atwaterzer0
Brobot reporting in. My ideal femanon:
>class conscious
>values individual liberty
>has a deep and interesting personality
>will care about me for who I am really am
>understands the whisp-like nature of love and that people change, and would be willing to acknowledge and accept the briskness of the relationship we will have
>would be okay with an open relationship as to not infringe on either party's individual liberties
>>28650822
>Communication is always the #1 thing in relationships, I want them to talk a lot and tell me every secret they've got.
>kind and not very selfish, selfishness leads to bad things. Gotta be a team.
>They must not want kids. Kids ruin everything.
Other than those few basic things, I can handle most stuff. I'd have a gf right now if I had any kind of money/job/bright future. They all stop talking to me when they find out I'm all depressed and a NEET.
>>28651549
sure, add me
skype:senshu51
>>28650822
Ideal gf
>persian/latina
>160-165cm but with a weird mutation that lets her male children gain my height
>black hair long enough to cover half her back
>brown skin
>dark brown eyes, big
>really prominent cheekbones
>tits about a handful or less, no big deal
>petite in general but decent hips and a round ass
And personalitywise:
>intelligent
>moderately feminist and pc, but not sjw
>gentle femdom
>a few relationships, but mostly vanillastuff, some experience good for gentle femdom
>lawyer
>sarcastic, but still wide range of humor
>likes fantasy
Fuck this cuck earth
IDEAL
>looks similar to pic related
>has some subtle cute mannerisms
>wants to start a big family one day
>is not a slut + loyal
>likes literature/history
>has fair amount of friends that can also be my friends
>likes doing activities with me
>like trying new things and exploring
REALISTIC
>is a (natural) girl
>not grossly over weight
Ideal gf
>laid back personality
>shy
>looking for long term
>younger, because I'm 18
>no sex until marriage (no big emphasis put on sex)
>little or no friends
>not a party girl
>wants to be together most of the time
>prefers staying in, but not opposed to going out
>around NYC
>femanon describe your ideal bf
Someone that truly is egalitarian and treats me as an equal
Someone that is loyal and does not need lust and passion but stability
Someone that is strong minded and will argue his point
That can laugh at my dry humor
That will support my dreams
That is hard working and handy around the house
That is happy raising a large family in a rural setting
That is secure, confident, and knows himself
I have a 2 dimensional image of my ideal gf saved on my computer
>>28651727
It's cool to see femanons that want egalitarian relationships.
Too bad I do not want to have kids at all, otherwise we would be a nice match.
>>28651638
also i didn't really post my own in depth, so might as well
ideal gf
>medium to long hair, preferably not curly but it depends on the girl
>decently short, like 5'5" and under
>anything but brown eyes
>in shape (doesn't have to be buff or cut, just not fat)
>is someone who i can talk to about things we both enjoy, and someone i can enjoy talking to and being with for long periods of time
>shaved armpits and legs
>B-C cup
>an ass that's squeezable
>at least 7/10 or better in looks
>>28651312
Which do you want me to be :)
>>28651394
Ha we can play dress up if you want!
ideal bf
> be 6'2
>dont be on internet a.k.a ldr
>dont browse /pol/
>+100 points if you wear leather jackets
>be a little romantic and emotional
>have a nice smile
> -MUST-have dimples
>>28650822
Someone who I like who can banter at the same level as me and doesn't get offended by everything.
Also has emotional restraint
Preferably fat, long hair, blue eyes, must be white
>>28650822
i would date even a rock if it wouldn't betray me
>>28651947
i'm about 3/7 on this one
i do have dimples though
>>28651947
All of the above, I do post on the TRS forums and follow The Daily Stormer though
My gf checklist
>likes me for me
>has good hygiene
>isnt fucking stupid
>isnt obese
Basically anyone who doesnt fuck strangers and takes care of herself
>deaf mute
>thick in the right places
>pretty face
>>28652004
which ones do you have?
>>28650822
50ft tall gf
>>28652124
not a /pol/tard
i'm pretty emotional, kinda romantic
dimples
i used to have a leather jacket but my cat clawed one of the sleeves up so no more of that
only 5'10" though
>>28652155
its okay, im short anyways
but you're on internet
sad
>>28652183
how tall? also where do you live?
>>28652236
5'4
my native language is not english
also, post dimples
>>28652315
i have an awful scraggly beard now so i need to find a photo of me actually smiling, give me a minute
here's a terribly lit picture of me in the late leather jacket though
>>28652399
hah faggot
>>28652427
thanks bro
origami post
>>28650822
ideal gf
>taller than 6 feet
>very curvy with a pretty face
>clever, witty, ambitious
>will pick up girls with me
>will support my ambitions and let me support hers
>loves reading, talking, and learning
>doesn't hang out with retard stacies at clubs
>loves sex but isn't a whore
>will travel
Ideal girlfriend would be one who is loyal, and a romantic who wants a meaningful relationship. We would need to have some things in common, such as giving each other space and respect that we both value autonomy, but yet act benevolent towards each other for it. We would need to share interests, such as reading, writing, traveling or going to different places, but not all of the time. She can't be too emotionally demanding because I personally can't give out too much extroverted feeling, but I will find a way to show value in our relationship, possibly in a cheesy way like singing a song, or showing up with flowers for no reason (maybe not, seems like too much work).
As for physical traits, she would have to be around 5'3 - 5'6, blonde hair blue eyes or dark - chestnut brown hair with green eyes. Pale to toffee skin shading is ideal for me. Light to tan sun spots on the nose on the cheekbones is always a plus.
>>28652399
too bad you're not in my city
>>28652551
i know you said you don't want an LDR but do you wanna chat anyway? i like having people to talk to
What the hell.
Must be
-female
-not fat
-virgin
-conservative
Should
-be a shut in
-like to read
-like to play vidya
-like outdoor stuff like backpacking/hiking/canoeing/etc.
>>28652665
>be a shut in
>like outdoor stuff like backpacking/hiking/canoeing/etc.
Those are mutually exclusive.
Manic Depressive Dream Girl
>>28652644
sure, how can i contact you?
>>28652644
sure, its okay. how can i contact you?
>>28652685
not for an ISTP desu
>>28652685
I'm a shut in, but I also love to explore outside as long as I'm alone or with close friends.
>>28650822
Ideal gf
>around same height as me, not way taller or shorter
>slim to slightly chubby
>emotionally supportive
>natural hair, whatever it looks like
>no tattoos
>someone who can help bring me out of my shell a bit, but still generally reserved and introverted
>at least has some interest in reading, politics, history
>but also likes playing vidya
blue skidoo we can too
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>28653487
Hi there eeyore
>>28653645
(And you have excellent taste.)
>>28653670
Okay.png
Setting an "ideal" girlfriend or boyfriend is a recipe for failure. You can't create a list to check off when looking for a potential partner, nobody will ever fit every criteria and you will never find anybody, become a bitter NEETbeard and start blaming dick size, chads, jews etc etc...
You just have to find someone you can find attractive and get along with. You two may barely share any similar interests, or you may share all of the same interests. You just have to talk to people, learn from their experiences and their likes, then share yours as well.
>>28650822
>6'1
>From the South
>Dark hair
>Has stereotypical nerd hobbies
>Rational
>24
>Same sense of humour
>Equally as committed and loyal
>Into movies
>Good taste
>I have this. It is the greatest thing ever. Up yours the lot of you.
>>28653689
agreed but how else in a place like this might you randomly start talking to people?
Ideal Girlfriend?
>Be in Australia
>Don't be a landwhale
>Don't be a Feminazi or SJW
>Don't be ultra clingy
>Be able to deal with me being away for work a fair bit (militaryfag here)
>>28653718
>responding to it
The two of you should hook up.
>>28653738
I agree with you too, is a threesome in order?
i want a grill that wont bore me lmao
>>28651727
Why do woman's want to be baby factories?
Quiet, likes to spend time at home.
Constantly improving herself (physically, mentally, artistically so on and so forth)
At least one shared interest with me
Has similar life goals as I do
Atheist
Wants to be with sb forever (not looking for adventure)
Is her own person - doesn't look for a relationship to as a crutch for happiness or life.
Compatible sexually. Ideal would be has her own fantasies and isn't passive all the time.
>>28650822
>femanons
>autism board
females can't have social problems all they gotta do is open the gates and let in one of an army of grovelling beta males into their life and shut their mouths.
women don't know what they want by the way - they want to be dominated by a man who doesn't give a fuck about them.
>>28650822
ideal girlfriend
>at least average looking
>sperg, or at least semi-accepting of my robot lifestyle. Could try to improve in many areas for her, but some things you just can't change
>On the short side, but not a big factor
>Intelligent.
>Optimal: Can sing or is otherwise musically talented.
ideal boyfriend:
>trap who is passable
>again, probably better for both parties if sperg or otherwise socially crippled like me
>intelligent
>has to be better looking than average, as I am way more attracted to girls normally
>>28650822
lalalalalalala
gg
>>28650822
>ideal bf:
Laidback, teasing but actually gentle, likes me and is willing to talk about his feelings, class-conscious, doesn't want kids.
But mostly, I just want someone I can feel comfortable with and that doesn't judge me on my social skills or shitty middle-eastern accent. Looks and gender don't even matter to me
All this ideal shit is getting tedious.
I'm willing to bet the people you minutely specify post or lurk this board, and given the chance to interact with them you'd do nothing.
Not move a single muscle.
This is all strictly fantasy.
>>28657423
Stop spoiling my fantasy of my idea-gf happening to stumble upon this thread, seeing my post and somehow magically being not only from Poland but also from the same city as me so that we can meet, date and finally grow old together.
>>28655732
Do you have a template for that infographic?
>slender, but not anorhexic
>christian or agnostic
>norse/ russian
>conservative on social issues
>into art/history or science to some degree at least
>most fond of thriller-movies
>enjoys edward grieg/ tschaikowski, saint saens or something like that
>has a great relation with her father and mother
>does not drink or smoke
>likes staying up late for nightwalks etc
>does not party or go out a lot
>likes being in the forest/ nature
>reclused but very polite towards strangers
>can handle playful banter/ doesnt get offended by jokes
>can hold her own in a discussion
>hates degeneracy
>has natural haircolour
Ideal gf
>average weight to chub
>no piercings other than ears
>no tattoos
>no body hair or at least trims vag
>enjoys 4chan humor, doesn't get offended by anythingdas it mane
>>28657423
What kind of chance are you talking about? One where either persons has to be approached or on fortuitous timing where both persons meet on a jointed interest, such as meeting at an art house, concert, library, etc.
But yes, the whole purpose of the thread is writing down your ideal mate, given the assumption that you're already in this relationship, but you're simply filling in the blanks.
>Ideal gf
Not needy
Redhead
Tall
Has actual interests and passions
Leaves ego out of the situation
Understands that there is no "winner" in arguments. The person who "loses" is just gaining information or a new perspective.
Can put up with my fucked fetishes and is willing to share theirs with me
>>28657761
Don't be absurd.
There are posters here who are complete pragmatists and are posting their actual criteria.
Regardless, they wouldn't raise a finger in the event of meeting such a person.
The fantasy will never be fulfilled.
It's all just idle pretense. Ultimately, its dishonest. That offends me.
>>28650822
Nice dubs.
>>28650822
I'm
>In my 20s
>Slim, fit, average height
>Somewhat qt
>An excellent computer programmer with some experience in other tech-related fields (think mechatronics and electronics) as well
My gf
>Picrelated
>Android body with height equal to mine
>Carbon fiber reinforced polymer frame with some parts, esp. joints made of aerospace-grade magnesium alloy
>Soft polymer hair, gold blonde
>Crystal blue eyes, each one contains a 15 Mpix RGB CMOS sensor with wide focus
>A fully functional mouth with teeth and 3 DOF tongue
>Fully functional hands and legs
>Art deco design
>Total weight is 50 kg of which 25 kg are li-pol accumulators
>8 hr working time, 3 hrs charge time
>Full custom OS of my design running on embedded 8 core CPU + 2560 core GPU
>Biometrically locked to my appearance and behavior
>Obeys me and protects me
>100% loyal to the point of compromising self-preservation
>fully customizable
>never ages
>>28658233
This thread is about posting their standards. It's not a discussion about a hypothetical situation if they would approach these girls in the first place or how would they get this kind of girlfriend.
You're getting offended over nothing. It's just thread for people to post and move on, unlike you or I where we stuck to read what's being posted.
>>28650822
Nothing: i dislike the traditional girlfriend/boyfriend relationships and i'm an asexual. Women need not apply. As a friend, anything will do as long as she isn't obese (like horribly) or dumb.
>>28658270
>tfw you will never be able to compete with a robot girlfriend
>>28651715
>looking for long term
>younger than 18
nigga...
>>28651785
>>decently short, like 5'5" and under
insecure. tall girls are objectively best.
>>28658270
Every time I ignore the picture and get excited over the >me part ;-;
>>28658565
If we talk about humans, I'm into boys/men with similar interests. Males are cool and cute.
Robot maid is just a distant childhood dream of mine, also I think it would be a boon to many of /r9k/ anons if someone were to develop it for real.
>>28658329
>post and move on
You keep trying to convince me that this nonsense is pointless.
No, I'd argue it's not the purpose. The majority of people coming to this board don't post. They lurk and sponge up rhetoric or amusement. People post these fictions with the intent to be read.
Unlike the rest of the probable works of fantasy that recur on this board like fortuneanon and Marina man, its all very selfish.
Besides, once you've read a couple of these threads, you've read them all. People overwhelmingly post the same sentiments.
It's tired. It's dishonest. I don't like it.
>>28658854
Here's a solution: ignore these types of threads.
>>28650822
my ideal girlfriend would be someone i dont have sex with and is a good friend.
>>28657640
here ya go if still here.
>>28660162
>my ideal girlfriend would be [someone i dont have sex with and is] a good friend.
fixed
i wan 2 touch her fluff and cuddle her
>>28660486
based anonian
>real xx vagina girl
>khhv
>likes anime
>doesn't like rap, so that I can introduce her to it
>not racist
>short (5'3-5'6)
>hygienic
>doesn't want kids
>low libido
>Cuddly
>Likes to bake /cook
>Reads actual books
>No social media
>>28651563
>Brobot reporting in
Go play in traffic faggot
One who sees much and says little. A serial fire gazer. The stalwart mountain to my yielding river. Immune to distraction. Appreciates an hour long smoke.
>>28657106
>middle-eastern
Please be my gf
>>28658492
Of course not, you stupid roastie.
Now be my gf or fuck off
>want to post and basically beg for a human relationship
>realize nothing will come of it
When can my suffering end?
>>28660735
>smoke
Take your degeneracy elsewhere
Am I the only robot that doesn't want to have sex with a 3D girl?
I have such a refined porn collection and I know how to get myself off just perfectly.
I'd only get a gf that's ok with not having sex.
2D > you
>>28660331
Thank you. I appreciate it.
still not original...
>>28660801
There's nothing degenerate about tobacco. It's incredibly relaxing. Even the surgeon general was forced to admit that pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers. Stress kills.
>>28660851
Taking any kind of recreational drug is degenerate.
420chan is the place for you
Fuck off
>>28650822
Literally every girl outside liberal polluted societies
>3d
>not XY
>not fat
>not manly
>at least 5/10
>some short of personality and ethics
>dont judge me for always fucking up
>good at sex
>loner
>18-21
>5'6-5'9
>above average penis
>not fat
>white
>not ugly
>nice but not completely beta or autistic
>likes to read, cuddle and do fun things and go on adventures
>traditional and wants kids
>>28660888
>Fuck off
That anger of yours is going to put you into an early grave. It's not attractive, either.
>>28660956
i'm 6'0 and have benis on the upper end of average (6.5 in)
1) are you qt
2) if so will you be my gf
>>28660956
>18-21
>traditional and wants kids
lol gl lady
>>28650822
>intelligent
>not boring
>not under the delusion that he is intelligent
>not under any delusion, for that matter
>attractive and soft features
>fit but not bulky, the "I do an actual sport" physique is best
>artistically inclined
>amazing creative drive
>will NOT drag me down with him in life because he's fucking useless and won't do shit with his life unless I'm mothering his ass.
>my height or taller pls, I'm only 162cm anyway.
That's about it.
>>28650822
>Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
I'd enjoy the company of an Artistic, Free Thinking, Pot Smoking and Lady that Shares my Hobbies
>>28660961
Good.
I hope I die as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, I live a healthy lifestyle of exercise, good food , and no drugs .
On the bright side , I'll laugh as you degenerates wither away in pain while your family watches
>>28660331
At first I thought this would be fun to fill out, but it really isn't. How exactly do you fill out the personality or political/social views part? Do you start from the middle then colour towards or go from left to right?
So like filling one space from the left would make me 90% introverted, but if I colour all the spaces towards the right it increases to extroversion?
>>28661040
>Pot Smoking
Who let the degenerates in?
- play games with me
- isn't weirded out by sites i frequent
- is honest and faithful
-isn't a bitch
>>28657699
I fit into all of your standards. This is nice.
>>28660956
>>28661014
I'm 6'0 with a 7" penis. I'm white with blue eyes and outdoors-oriented. I'm known to my friends as 'the cute one'. I want kids in my future, im currently 21.
>>28661069
Sorry the door was left open
>Pot Smoking
I have had relationships end because of it, even when I was a functional member of society.
>>28661049
>wither away in pain
Cancer can happen to anyone, for any number of reasons. Besides, the sense of calm outweighs the marginally higher risk of throat and mouth cancer. Life is full of imperfect choices -- sort of reflected in this thread. Ideal partners exist only in ones head. Really, there are just people.
>>28650822
>Hey robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
Aesthetically
>Lighter skin is better
>Normal, chubby, a bit fat, a bit skinny are all okay. Just not underweight or obese.
Personality
>Reserved
>Likes to communicate, can be clingy
>Not easily pressured/influenced
>Preferably intelligent
>Wants something out of life, can be kids a career etc
>Has some common ground; reading, anime, games, etc
Too bad reserved girls are rare.
>>28661136
>I'm known to my friends as 'the cute one'.
If you were "the cute one" you wouldn't be applying for a gf on a cantonese finger-puppet board
>>28661250
Hey this is kinda me. Describe yourself.
>>28661317
Pretty average look wise, white 5'8 blue eyes.
Personality wise really smart to the point I sometimes fail common sense. I'm pretty easy to get along with love to talk and listen. A bit dense and pretty conservative.
Anything else you'd want to know?
I want a boyish looking girl. I don't expect her to be attractive, 4/10-5/10 is fine. I just want a cute (in my eyes) girl who looks like an adorable boy who I can dote on and love.
>>28650822
femanon here, pic related
>>28661407
What do you mean so smart that you fail in common sense? Do you mean you're intelligent, or more wise-mind smart?
And by conservative do you mean politically, socially, or both?
>loves Monster Hunter and Smash Bros, doesn't even have to be good at either but bonus points for being in my league
>is a Nintendrone
>shares similar music tastes (Feed Me, Discovery Daft Punk, Tourist, Eurobeat, Mystery Skulls, Nujabes)
>dislikes people in general
>dislikes/hates the sun/daytime
>dislikes/hates summer
>dislikes/hates warm climates
>is very tidy and cleans up after herself
>doesn't under/overheat and is of healthy weight
>doesn't smoke or drink
>is black
>is into ddlg
>is not a leftwinger
One day I will find my waifu.
>>28661514
Both really. I'm book smart and I tend to think a lot. I try to learn when I can and love to discuss more serious topics and see new perspectives. But sometimes really simple or easy things elude me. It can be a bit frustrating, it's also hard to explain.
Moreso socially, although I'd probably lean the same way politically. The easiest way to put it is that I play it "safe". I value stability a lot.
My ideal girlfriend
>straightforward most of the time
>somewhat reserved
>has hobbies
>kind of goth
>has goals and aspirations
>open minded and can have intellectual discussion
Physically
>not obese
>race doesn't matter
>>28661035
Seems like my standards are too high for r9k. I was a fool.
>>28661754
Well you asked for intelligent but not thinking they were intelligent. Kinda doomed to fail.
>>28661754
This is no dating thread, though. We're just sharing our ideas of an ideal partner.
>>28661754
Not really, I just didn't think we were supposed to respond to them.
IDEAL gf
>19
>about 5'8
>skinny
>straight blonde hair, blue eyes, round face, button nose, cute smile
>no freckles
>pale skin
>a C cup or something close
>would want to cuddle and watch movies or tv sometimes
>adventurous and always open to do crazy stuff with
>emotional is fine as long as she doesn't create drama
>eats HEALTHY (no fast food/pop) and exercises and bikes
>concerned about the environment
>not a new age feminist
>likes to spend lots of time together, and very loyal
>submissive in bed, but outgoing and sometimes motherly
That's my idea of a perfect girl, I doubt there's someone like this on 4chan let alone /r9k/ though. If you're not butt ugly, can take care of yourself and fit most of the personality ones that'd be awesome.
>>28650822
Someone who actually shows me they care.
Human beings all look painfully average to me now, even the chads and staceys with supposedly great-looking bodies rank about as well as the average person. Appearance barely matters anymore unless they don't take care of themselves at all.
