ITT: Red flags for men
>He does the virgin walk
>his penis is less than 9"
>he visits the gym less than 15 times a week
>his bank account has less than 9 figures
>his height starts with a 6 or below
>he doesn't look like a pornstar
>he isn't funny, witty, charming and intelligent
>has blond hair
>showers more than twice a day
>owns a pair of blue jeans
>has a lot of female friends
>is attractive
>has had sex before
>has a lot of friends
>wears expensive clothes
>has a six pack
>is confident
>>28650673
Okaying I'm biting hard on the b8 but what's the virgin walk?
>>28650673
nyze baid
>>28650719
Most male pornstars look like shit tho
>>28650737
these are green flags not red ones friendo.
Fuck off female threads. Fucking cunt.
HE DID THE WALK
>he did the virgin walk
THE VIRGIN WALK
>it was an awkward stalk
HE DID THE WALK
>it was cringy as fuck
HE DID THE WALK
>he did the virgin walk
>long finger nails
>>28650673
True red flag:
Gets new female "friends" often
>>28650673
The virgin walk is real, its subtle but once you pick up on it you notice it everywhere. I like playing spot the virgin at the mall.
>>28650957
>it was cringy as falk
>>28650719
>9 figure salary
you think every man to have a 100 million dollars in the bank?
>no feminine penis
>too much body hair
>muscles
>doesn't shave his ass
>>28650746
If you have to ask you probably do it.
ITS TIME TO ROLL U FAGGOTS
>>28651126
Im not a virgin, but I have never heard of this
>>28651151
sigh
guess i have to
>>28651151
roll
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>acts as if he shares your interests
>you can tell he wouldn't give a shit if he wasn't sexually/romantically into you
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
>>28650746
It's a meme to get people to bite.
>>28650778
Speak for yourself
>>28651151
Cor blimey I sure do hope I get something that is hunky dory
I for once, would love to see one of this thread for serious.
And the 2 or 3 fembots that come here lurking for orbiters would post what are their red flags.
and then maybe I could loose mines.
The only actual thing i can't think off is
>He is a virgin.
But I mean real redflags.
not the
>he isn't 6.6 tall.
or
>he is 2 months younger than me.
what could actual redflags for boys are?
>>28651151
original rollerino familano
>>28651240
girls don't care if you're a virgin or not
actual redflags are:
>shorter than they are
>weird non-traditional hobbies
>unhygienic
>poor fashion sense
>political views they disagree with
etc.
>>28650673
The virgin walk is when you walk with really straight legs and bob up & down noticeably, also keeping your arms at your side or conciously trying to make them swing naturally is also quite noticeable.
>>28651151
Roll
Red flags would be
>in contact with any ex's
>doesnt give me enough attention
>has any std
>never wants kids
>thinks conspiracy theories are all wrong and stupid
>>28651151
Lets see originalo famo
>>28651271
>shorter than they are
how is that a red flag?
what could that say about me?
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper. I really need my smokos..
>>28651151
Roll.
I need an identity
>>28651308
Sounds more like autist walk or something. I sort of walk like that (think Bigfoot) and I am not a virgin
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper
(I don't smoke, but additional break is nice)
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupperlet me go through you stupid robutt!
>>28651347
Praise KEK!
CLERIC OF KEK
>>28651341
that you're not attractive
>>28651151
Reloll
>>28651341
I think red flag was just meant as "kicked off the list of acceptable mean to date"
>>28650673
>he talks shit about his exes
>pretends to be interested in things you are interested in
>doesn't have beard
>>28651151
za warudo wry
>>28651372
red flag
in a serious way I meant.
Or maybe women do not grasp the concept of redflags
either way I would like to know.
>>28651341
it means they don't want to date you, so if they see that they won't pursue you
is that not acceptable as a red flag? it's certainly something that is an instant rejection for a lot of girls
>>28651151
Rollirino rolly polly roll roll rolly mc rollerson
>>28651271
Honestly, height isn't even an issue. The real red flag is when they can't shut up about how short they are.
Anyway, actual red flags
>talks about exgf too much(esp. If negative)
>talks about mother too much(esp. If negative)
>says "I love you" before boyfriend status achieved
>skin that looks like 10 years of eating ramen
>not enough friends or hobbies(too likely to get obsessed)
>poor hygiene
>>28650787
>Heres a ciggie pupper
bloxop;ox
>>28650673
>>28650673
>the virgin walk
Get out you filthy normie.
I'm proud of the way I walk REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28651151
rollin for something dope
>>28651151
Roll orignallllllee
>>28651151
rolllololololol
noxblox
>>28651308
Lel, I do that all the time. That's because of my bad posture though.
>>28651494
shaman hmm re-roll
>>28651404
While I do agree that women validate people, men to be more specific on the superficial concept of height, it doesn't say anything about me or anyone.
I could be a saint or a douche. The fact that I am 6.1 doesn't reveal that.
Red flag as a trait or spark poing of personality indicative of something that is or could represent a problem.
>He has bath breath.
Could be indicative of having bad mouth habits, so kissing or talking could be unpleasant for example.
>>28650673
Stop trying to force your shit meme you nigger
>>28651464
the problem with shorter housbandos is not that they are short,is that they feel bad about it.
>>28651240
>doesn't have any friends
>clingy/needy
>wants to be listened to more than is willing to listen
>doesn't have any of his own interests
>doesn't share any of my interests
>opposing political views
Also, other random shit that is obviously just me. Nothing puts me off a dude like us having differing opions on the significance of authorial intent. The author is dead, just accept it.
>>28651521
bad breath says nothing about you as a person either, it's superficial, so that was a pretty dumb example
a "problem" that would come from the height difference is trouble kissing, or looking awkward in public
these two things are no different
>>28651151
roll 10 char
>>28651539
>oposing political views
found the librul. I too have several copies of the political orientation test outside my bedroom.
>>28651543
bad breath and poor hygiene say a lot a bout a person, not only how you present your self or the fact that you can't take care of your person.
talking to a person with bad bread is not pleasant and you don't want in a partner.
He wears running shoes but is a fatfuck.
He doesn't own a house or car.
He didn't lose his virginity in high school.
He has less than 10 friends.
He owns a gaming pc.
He watches anime instead of
Paddington Bear and Garfield.
He doesn't drink coffee.
He doesn't eat atleast 5 eggwhites for breakfast.
He goes to sleep after 23:00.
He cums after 5 minutes of thrusting.
>>28651631
>he posts in a meme thread pretending to be a grill
end your existence friendo
>>28651539
ok i am the one that asked for the serious male red flags so here I go:
-yes I don't have any friends, would love to have some to be honest, i just can't put my self to have some.
-I don't know but I don't think I am, what does clingy/needy mean? sounds vague,.
-I do prefer people venting out, I wish girls would talk to me, and not me having the effort to make the conversation, always wanting girls to do thee talking.
-I have my interests everybody has, how does this affect you?
-the same thing with talking, I would prefer to learn something new.
- I don't get this one,. like if you are antikike, you don't wanna be with a zionist? I think that is obvious.
How am I doing with my redflags?
>>28650787
'Heres a ciggy pupper'
is smoko an australian thing, i have never heard it used outside of Australia.
>>28651594
or that they have halitosis, in which case it's something they can't control
much like height
>>28651580
>implying you respect someone less for being librul
>mocking the idea of political views playing a part in how much you like/respect someone
>>28651687
halitosis isn't a real medical condition, It was a buzzword, created to sell mouthwash btw.
>>28651308
so your saying if i had sex (ha), i would immediatly walk differently. Does this also affect girls?
>>28651709
nah it is, it's just vastly overdiagnosed
about 75% of people who think they have it don't, but it still exists as something that can be caused by different mouth afflictions
>>28651151
That is pretty neato
originalo commento
>>28651692
>not wanting to spend whole nights disagreeing about politics and end up vending your frustrations in the old fashioned way
>is not thrilled to learn new things from people who see the world in a different light
wai
>>28651151
rololololol, origonalitos commentaris
>>28651060
I'm cursed, I've had sex a few times but I still have the walk. It's embarrassing desu
>>28651271
>weird non-traditional hobbies
>poor fashion sense
>political views they disagree with
Well, shit.
>>28651151
Rolloti
>>28651653
Have I triggered you robot dear robot? Am a boy or girl, guess you'll never know
>>28651773
I don't care what you are and no you haven't "triggered" me but I do know that you are a humongous queer, now go troll somewhere else.
>>28651151
Rollins origanallis
>He isn't white
>He's never been in a relationship before
>He's obsessed with anime
>He has no friends
>he doesn't have at least one hands-on hobby or a very hands-on/creative profession
good indication he'll have a breakdown at some point (if he isn't already depressed) because he has no way of expressing his masculinity
>>28651788
Y all the hate anon. You don't know me and I don't know you. I'm just some random stranger on the Internet. I mentioned in another thread my brother is a robot. But he isn't as insufferable as some of you. How old are you? Are you American?
>>28651857
not him, but please don't derail the thread with your weird shitposting
>>28651857
dammit I was in the other thread and you asked me too if I was american.
why do you post this?
what do you want to get out of this?you left me talking alone on the other thread
>>28651151
asdada
>>28651680
I tailored these red flags for context, slightly. When I come across dudes in the 'I can't get a gf, why don't women like me' camp who I find off putting, it's almost always when they seem like the type of dude who'll get super intense and obsessive if you even start trying to get to know them. So specifically, those are red flags for 'If I talk to this guy, will he get obsessive?'. If he has a bunch of friends and hobbies, he's not going to invest all of his hopes in life in a two hour conversation he has with you, which makes that two hour conversation much more fun and much more likely to actually happen. It's not that there aren't cool dudes out there who, for whatever reason, have found it hard to make friends, it's just one potential warning sign. (Dudes who expicitly say 'I don't want friends, I want a girlfriend' on the other hand go directly into the NOPE pile and probably into the 'try to avoid this person at all costs' category, too.)
In terms of having interests/sharing interests, that's because sharing interests gives you something to do together, and different interests gives you somehting to do apart from each other. It creates a balance.
>I wish girls would talk to me, and not me having the effort to make the conversation, always wanting girls to do the talking.
Sounds possible you might lean too far the other way. If you almost always listen rather than contributing your own views to the conversation, you risk coming across bland. If you don't let your personality come across, why would someone pick you out of a crowd?
But whatever, I mean I picked out some of my relatively common red flags, but it's not like everyone has the same criteria.
>>28651151
Please don't be anything gay
>>28651151
Rolling for repeating digits
>>28651857
Sorry don't worry about it. I'm bored and just being stupid.
>>28650719
Men shouldn't go to the gym, they should have a naturally good body from genetics without trying very much
>>28651739
>not wanting to spend whole nights disagreeing about politics
>is not thrilled to learn new things from people who see the world in a different light
Straight up DO WANT both of these things. There are a handful of things I'm not going to change my mind on, though, (like, sorry bro, never going to think racism is cool) and if tried to have those conversations with someone who had the opposite view and was never going to change their mind either, it would just end up a shouting match. Ideally: some dude who shares my core values, but who differs in view on the practical application and implications of those values. Endless room for discussion and mind-changing there.
>>28651151
Ayyy hmu with dat roll tho
>>28651882
Sorry anon. I didn't know it was classified as shitposting.
>>28651151
GO GO NIGGER
>>28652009
>Sounds possible you might lean too far the other way. If you almost always listen rather than contributing your own views to the conversation, you risk coming across bland. If you don't let your personality come across, why would someone pick you out of a crowd?
Maybe, I have had bad experience of being the faggot that always talks and they answer with the "aha", "yes", and then put my self into keep talking to mantain convo and then "ok", in the texting form of talking is even worst, So I might have gone too far do to making my self look embarrassing in that way, So i imagined that girls talking to me and being reciprocate would be osom.
>he's not going to invest all of his hopes in life in a two hour conversation he has with you
Why don0t you want a person having an interest in you? I don't get this, I thought people would love that, why wouldn't you want a person into you what is the point? why is having an intense interest in a person such a red flag?
this amuses me.
Did I fall for the normie girl meme of "he prefers his friends rather than me" I don't think that way to be honest, I mean I get and believe that people are their own, and I learned the bad way of learning things to respect this.
but this somehow shocks me and confuses me.
>>28651151
plz b rogue legend
>>28651151
Mage plz
>>28651151
rolling for the best quality build
>>28651151
hell of a guy
>>28651686
When a tradesman wants a break he says he is taking a smoko which is a smoke break.
"I'm taking a smoko cunt" or "Whens the next fuckin smoko bro?"
>>28651151
gib me spy senpai
>>28651151
Roll for what?
Where am I?
Who is this?
Am I visiting 4chan again?
Why is the Netherlands so flat?
Hold me
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
Plz be original
>>28651151
Ohh I can't wait to see what I can have
>>28652104
That's a lie, and bait. But why are you responding to bait to begin with?
>>28650721
Why is blonde hair a bad thing? Do women not want kids with blonde hair?
>>28650673
whats thevirgin walk
elaborate plz
>>28651151
oi oi oi
>He doesn't drive a Lexus Lambarghini 420
>he earns less than a 500k (some kind of man? yeah right like totally *rolls eyelids)
>he does not worship the edicts of polyamory
>he wouldnt take a black cock
>he thinks white women should have white children
>>28650721
>showers more than twice a day
>owns a pair of blue jeans
I'm confuse. Is overactive cleaning so much of an issue that it need's mentioning?
I've been told that I don't look confident by the way I walk. Wtf does that even mean?! My back is straight, my eyes are forward, my hands swing by my side. What am I missing here?!
>>28652149
>Why don't you want a person having an interest in you?
I don't know if I can fully explain this. I just know that it's exactly what most guys who have real trouble with girls have in common, and that it makes me back the fuck off, for sure.
I think it's that if someone makes you their whole world then it's actually a lot of pressure? I want to date a dude who is fun to be around and who has fun being with me. Not a dude who's going to place me onto some kind of pedastal, and then be heartbroken if I ever don't live up to whatever magical thing he's imagining me to be.
I think that might be it. I think with that level of immediate intensity I feel like a guy is way more interested in his idea of me than he is in who I actually am.
>>28651151
Rollerblades originals
>>28651151
rolly noriginal
>>28651151
Rolly polly hdiakjdjajs
>>28652664
Film yourself walking, compare against others, take note of differences, try to correct behavior, repeat in a feedback loop. Repeat until satisfied
>>28651151
ey boi hmu with that wizard shit
>>28651151
rolldoge
>>28651151
I love how my two favourite classes are right next to each other.Templar and Inquisitor here I come.
>>28652009
>When I come across dudes in the 'I can't get a gf, why don't women like me' camp who I find off putting, it's almost always when they seem like the type of dude who'll get super intense and obsessive if you even start trying to get to know them.
That's because it's usually true. When this type of guy finally finds something they've been dreaming of for decades, they aren't about to just let it go.
>>28652714
I look at my reflection when walking through campus, and I honestly think I look great when I walk.
>>28650787
here's a ciggie pupper. i love smokos.
>>28652790
Yeah, it really sucks, because I can see why it would be a very hard thing not to do, but I also think it is one of the big things that gets in their way. It's a vicious cycle. Women don't want to be made responsible for some guy's entire emotional wellbeing, but guys keep investing all of their emotional wellbeing in whether or not they have a girlfriend.
>crazies in his family
>doesn't communicate with closest family members over a dispute long ago
Seriously.
>tfw not a virgin
>gf for 2 years
>probably still do the virgin walk
>>28651151
Rolling just to fuck up this thread.
>>28651151
Rolling for role thing.
>>28651151
christina hendrickson's tits
>>28651151
rollie polie ravioli
>>28651151
Rolling borietos
>>28651151
Rolly polly origanono
>>28650787
>>28650787
heres a ciggie pupper
dis de originalo
>>28650787
Heres a ciggy pupper
I dont even smoke
>>28651151
rolling with this originales commento
>>28651151
Roolerino
>>28653799
oh wow didn't have to run it in my face like that
>>28651151
Rolling an origional roll
>>28651271
Dude women love men who dont agree with them, especially politically
Oh boy, another red flag thread! I'm certainly enjoying all of the original content Reddit, be sure to keep up the good work, and don't forget to post some sweet screencaps on r/4chan! Because how could you possibly make it through a single day without having your fragile ego stroked by the countless upvotes am I right?
>>28653136
>Women don't want to be made responsible for some guy's entire emotional wellbeing
Now this is ironic
>>28651151
Rollie pollie anchovie
>>28650673
Good try senpai original also
>>28650673
what the fuck is the virgin walk?
>>28651151
ROGUE ROLL
>>28651151
Aww shiet let's do this.
>>28651151
bcam hs
>>28651151
rerollleo
>>28651151
rollenstein
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
Originality
>>28651151
Rollen the pollen field.
>>28651151
(original roll message)
>>28651356
Then what the fuck are you doing on /r9k/ m80
>>28651151
what the fuck is an arcane archer?
>>28651151
Thread: Derailled
>>28651151
rooooooooooool... let's du dis
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
Frig off robot, this is now original.
>>28651151
Playing with my dolls.
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper
original
>>28650719
Just because you are a disillusioned fuck about women, that does mean all of this is true. What they like most are confident guys. Something you never be with this kind of attitude
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
Now wens smogo
>>28651151
please be a monk so its ok to be a virgin
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
Here's an original postie robo
Wait so having thick glasses lens isn't a red flag for anyone here ?
Red flags for girls?
>she makes "red flag" threads
>>28651151
You are [NOT] Original
>>28650787
Here's a ciggie pupper
My comment is very original m8
>>28651151
I better fuckin get monk
>>28651151
What ho faggoto
>>28650673
>he hates animals including pets
>longest relationship was under 1 year if any
>lost his virginity to an escort or prostitute
>wears dirty athletic shoes 24/7
>>28651539
>wants to be listened to more than is willing to listen
Explain to me how a conversation can be stimulating in any way if it's driven by a woman.
>>28651151
wtf is this autistic shite
>>28651151
Go go power rangers original famioli
>>28651151
oh shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
hoping for something not gay as fuck
>>28655547
FUCKING CLERIC?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28651151
aaaaaaaw shit nigguh
pls be oregano
>>28651151
oragonal
>>28651543
>a "problem" that would come from the height
6'4" here. I dated a girl a foot shorter than me. Although it was fun, holding hands strained my back and kissing was extremely awkward.The sex was okay.
>>28651151
Roleoli
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper
[Original Comment]
>constantly talking about not having a gf and then looking at me hopefully
>hair looks unwashed
>he smells unwashed
>mystery stains on clothes
>very obviously looks at my tits/hips/ass
>or makes a big deal about NOT looking as if I'll thank him for his basic human decency
and then, this is for an entirely different kind of guy than a robot but it's a huge one
>can't handle me telling him no
some girls literally test guys by turning down a simple request somehow and seeing how they react. if they freak out at a no to a casual hang out (not the first one in the relationship, obviously, but an early one) then she knows to get the fuck out of there
>>28651539
>have small group of friends.
>Don't care for social interaction
>I don't talk either, so that's fine too.
>Oh, trust me, I have weird ones
>Do you like vidya, movies, TV, books, watching Ice Hockey or finding symmetrical faces on google to put together?
>politically moderate, but anti-SJW.
Date pl0x?
>>28656152
>very obviously looks at my tits/hips/ass
>or makes a big deal about NOT looking as if I'll thank him for his basic human decency
Middle ground? As in was the second guy saying "I DON'T LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS" directly or something?
>>28651151
Roooooo! Original original ORIGINAAAAL
>>28656349
Pretty much. One time he complimented me on them and quickly tried to be like "N-Not that I'm looking, or anything." or times where he looked very pointedly away from my chest if I was showing even the barest amount of cleavage.
A good middle ground would just be not making it obvious. I can't stop people from looking when I can't see them doing it. Just don't be creepy and don't try to get points for not being creepy (even though by making a big deal out of it, you seem like you're looking even more)
>>28654415
It's memespeak for autism gait
>>28652527
Because Tyrone can't be a natural blond, silly
>>28651151
rollerini originale
Red flags
>Doesn't chew the gum.
>Smokes the dank.
>Doesn't use the chan (4chan)
>>28651151
Roll for the wowgods. I'll never get legion though
>>28651151
roll
Orinale commentato
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper
letmepost
>>28651151
RELL
letme
>>28651151
Im rolling in order to feel special
>>28651151
RODO RODA DAAA!!!!!
>>28651271
>girls don't care if you're a virgin or not
Stop spreading this bullshit
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper!
I just finished my pack, but i'll buy a new one, for you.
>>28651151
rollerino original comentarino no copy pasterino.
>>28650673
>the virgin walk
keku originaru
>>28651240
If you want real advice that doesn't go through a neckbeard filter you should look somewhere other than this site.
most normies are actually pretty nice despite what is posted here and if you approached one about fixing your autistic tendencies they would give you real advice and probably enjoy helping you out.
99% of the problems that make robots robots stem from a lack of face to face conversations and seeking help here will only exacerbate your problems.
You can escape easily, you just have to swallow your pride and make the decision to
-nicechad
>>28651151
roll du fromage
>>28651341
height is correlated to confidence, and so girls will often assume that you don't have much if you don't make an effort to actually be outgoing.
But this can easily be compensated for just by being engaging.
then again, some girls are shallow when it comes to height. Nbd if they like your personality they will likely introduce you to their friends who are shorter/ don't care so much about height.
-nicechad
>>28651151
rollekek
dang it zipper
>>28651151
just roll my shit up famalamadingdong
stop the autism
Yes there is a degree you can change your shit, but don't be a weak faggot and pretend to be something you are not.
I have been in a relationship pretending and it eventually sucked for both of us. She loved when i was pretending and hated me when i was for real.
Some post here or whatever place irl or not women will tell you that they hate when males are clingy or pay too much attention (for not saying obsessed). Yet they will control you when you go to sleep and when you wake up, if you play video games they will annoy the fuck out of you.
And then when you interpret it as "she wants me closer" then they start treating you kynda distant.
I have a lot of experiences with this kind of bullshit, to the point that i decided to wear the same clothes (except shirts and underwear) to my job and school.
Fuck women and they distorted view of real life, for them everything it's a numbers game. And they want us to play along, we weren't raised for this kind of shit
>>28650787
Heres a ciggie pupper
please kill my step dad sasuke
>>28651151
fuck this thread, rolling for adventurer
