>take a poo
>never wash my hands
>touch all the phones and doorknobs i see
i am the pinkeye fairy
>>28650034
Is feces even that bad.
Will people really get sick if I rub my poop all over rails and stuff in public
>>28650044
I got pinkeye and I'm meticulous about my hygiene.
All I did was fall asleep in my friends car in the back and my face touched the seat.
>>28650034
Thanks, India.
>>28650044
They are, unless you have a strong immunity like them poor Indians
Haha, look at you faggots, with your pussy immune systems.. I've been slowly raising my immune system to crazy levels by subjecting myself to pathogens. Like just the other day, I cut the fuck out of my finger with my straight razor, fuck cleaning the wound. Still not infected. Healing nicely, in fact. Fuck yeah immune system!
>>28650034
why do you do this gross thing?
most doorknobs are made out of brass or some other copper alloy
brass is naturally antimicrobial(Oligodynamic effect), a lot of metals are. Silver is another common one(ever wonder why it's silverware?)
It's why you'll see modern hospitals have copper alloy plating everywhere.
According to EPA, the alloy must be at least 60% copper to be considered antimicrobial, by the way.