howhot.io
if you get hmm or ok ratings you have no right to complain about no gf and should not be allowed to reproduce for the good of all mankind
keep your shitty genetics contained m8
>implying I have pictures of myself
>tfw no gf
>tfw no qt to share near perfect genes with
Why even live
>>28649976
the app automatically sends you a gf if you score above ok tbqh
you should expect her within a week
>>28649781
>tfw got nice
>tfw still no gfbecause im too shy to actually talk to people in person
i just cant open my mouth, not even to talk to people i know like my parents
holy fuck how do normies do it
>>28649781
Well, that's depressing.
Hey, at least it got my age wrong.I'm 19.
>>28651375
ahahahaha
yeah that makes sense
it said i was nice
but it also thought i was 14 years older than i actually am
so is that good or bad?
>>28651455
It might just be that the algorithm's screwy.
It has made me pretty self-conscious though, see above >>28651375
I can never get this bullshit to work cause it thinks I'm a fucking child.
Guess I'll never know if I'm attractive or not
I'm hot apparently.
No gf
No bf
No tinder matches...
oh well.
>>28651583
Your face is attractive in a rough-dude-in-a-leather-jacket kind of way. The body let's you down though.
7/10 would do the tongue tango with you.
If the website wasn't fat shaming I'd get Hot/Stunning
It said I was nice
And guessed my age to within 1 year
I'm a little creeped out~~
>>28651633
Ya gotta fuck the AI anon
>>28651583
Man I tried tinder a year ago: gota 2 matches ovee the course of 2 months. too fucking shy to say anything. Made myself a tindee account again about 2-3 months ago, added some good pics, something witty in my bio and just right swipe about anyone (except sub 5/10 or 6/10 if they're fat) and boy oh boy did I get some hot matches. Then you just gotta say shit like i wanna eat you out or something. Literally told one chick how nice her eyes were and how I wanna cum all over them. She fucking loved it. Tl;dr - put some effort into your tinder, and when you match judt think: if I say something wrong we'll never meet, if i say something good we'll have a date/fuck.
I had one girl who almost brought me down by saying I look weird etc. Which made me really insecure for a sec. But then I remembered: just insult the stupid bitch back or unmatch her. I think tinder is a good way to learn how to talk to girls desu
>>28651763
>Literally told one chick how nice her eyes were and how I wanna cum all over them.
That works?
>>28651763
>2 matches over the course of two months
wow
>got nice on one photo
>all the rest are ok or hmm
>thought i looked maybe above average
it-it's not accurate right?
>>28651908
i got nice on every single one
and then this weird looking fucker >>28651583 gets "Hot"? it's RIGGED i tells ya
>It's literally possible to get hot/stunning if you make dumb faces when you would normally get hmm/ok
What a nice meme.
>>28651932
>weird looking
you guys can be worse than Stacies sometimes
>>28651954
sorry i'm just emotional, don't mind me
he's pretty decent honestly, i just think i'm better
>tfw got hot
>tfw KHV
wew
>>28651908
>get hmmm 21 year old female with glasses on
>get ok 28 year old male with glasses off
>>28649781
this dude isn't even that unattractive honestly it's just a weird bathroom picture.
fuck this bullshit
>>28652043
are you surprised or something? you look like johnny manziel with a worse hairline
>>28652043
i feel like you have to take a picture with perfect lightning in a studio to get a high rating as a guy
either that or were all fuck ugly (a realistic possibility)
this is some buIlshit
>tfw just copped a "Stunning"
my ego boner is THROBBING lads
Even my cat is better looking than you losers.
ITT:
>i got a low score, that means it's inaccurate
or
>i got a high score, that means it's accurate
what i don't get is that this is far from my best photo of myself, yet it got by far the best score
>tfw 18 years old with a baby face
>>28652208
>uploading a photo of a girl
bitch i can see the long hair at the bottom of the photo, get the fuck out
>>28652208
>tfw 19 years old with a babyface
>tfw said I was 31
>>28652215
Bruh that's a stock photo on the website not a photo I uploaded
it gave me a hot, but also overestimated my age by 5 years and the square didnt cover my entire face
>>28652249
bitch get out
>>28652275
It literally says "try this photo" or "upload your own" right under it fucking mouth-breather
>>28652135
Damn son let's see it
>>28652366
peep >>28652186
like i said though i tried better photos and got "nice" a couple times
Apparently it read the wrong part of my cat.
oreganio spicalicadelicious
>>28652310
get out
right now
bitch ass
>>28652420
appropriate
(original)
here's mine
oc
>>28652487
You look like my neighbour in his teenager years, congrats.
here's mine
(original comment)
[You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.]
>>28649976
>Nice
>>28651375
>Hmm..
>>28651583
>Hot
>>28651614
>Ok
>>28652043
>Ok
>>28652081
>Nice
>>28652186
>Stunning
>>28652487
>Ok
are these accurate /r9k/? or is this website just a waste of time
So I was Nice before I started hormones, "ok" after, and I'm fucking STUNNING with a fake beard and eyebrows overlayed on my face.
brb getting burka
>take photo of myself
>"sorry we could not detect a face"
thanks
>>28652378
This is the only photo of me that registered as nice
>>28652573
i hope you don't need that website to realize that you are unattractive anon
>test regular pictures while smiling, ok
>without smiling hmm...
>a picture of 2 years ago when I looked like a hobo and my hair and beard where a mess, hot
The fuck?
>>28652445
fuck off back to tumblr you turbo nigger
>>28652609
I don't, thanks.
>>28652572
/SOC/ please go away
>>28652636
this is literally a thread about going to a website that rates your face you fucking turbo nigger
end your life
I got a stunning. I am better than you.
>>28652675
>didn't post proof
>is on /r9k/
It's okay anon, we know the truth.
This website is a lie. Most of you are uglier than it rated you.
Katya should have gotten godlike
>>28652754
>it didn't rate mai purrfect preshus waifu as GODLIKE so it's rong!!!!1!
not saying the website is good but you have issues
>>28652754
>Most of you are uglier than it rated you.
>my best was a nice
Time to go choke myself out while beating off.
DAILY REMINDER THAT FOR WOMEN
>Hmm..
means literally painful to look at, nearly disabled
>Ok
means really ugly motherfucker
>Nice
means below average ugly
>Hot
means average
>stunning
means pretty good
>Godlike
means hot
>>28652781
What about men, women don't come here
>>28652791
he's saying that if you get ______, women think _____ about it
>>28652162
>i got a high score, that means it's accurate
I got a stunning score yet i'm not good looking
>>28652420
Portuguese pure blood = Godlike
>>28652802
Ah duh, it's really early
>>28652813
But the real question is... does he have a curved sword?
>>28652768
This website is bullshit. No one should take it seriously.
>>28652843
i'm pretty sure no one is, you're the only one getting pissed off that your girl is getting shit on
are you really that insecure about her looks? top kek
I guess it's true
cal is pretty hot
>>28652863
Katya is God.
>>28652572
yeah they actually are accurate.
>tfw got hmm...and know it's true despite what mommy tells me
But I'm 22
T-thanks AI
am i really that ugly, robots?
>>28653490
Bad angle, the program is probably viewing you as misshapen or something.
>>28653215
I'm 18 and mine thought I was 36.
Don't feel too bad.
HAAWAHAWAAAWWAHAWA HWAAA HAAHAHHAHAHAA FUCKA YOU
how is he stunning hahahahaha
>>28652043
ahah hairline man
So he really wasn't desirable. Guess his murders were justified!
so fucking accurate lel
>>28653865
lmfao, wow.
>>28649781
i wish i inherited these hot genes
>tfw the AI thinks you're a 40 year old woman
Not gonna upload my picture to NSA. If you do, make sure it's one you want shown on the news when you go shoot something up.
I consider myself 5/10, I've never had difficulty getting girls, I've never been called ugly, but I just got 5 consecutive hmms on 5 different pictures with varied lighting and glasses on and off. Wat do.
>>28654176
Post pic and I'll rate you, qt
not me
wish i was this hot though
tfw dont even have a vagoo ;^)
>>28654206
AI doesn't like craterfaces
These sites literally never work for me. I'm scared my face is so ugly the AI doesn't load it or some shit desu
sometimes i wish i wasn't born
Since I got hot that means women should be lining up to be my gf, right?
>tfw got 2 ok and 2 nice
he was hot all along
Elliotoo
Humanbean perfection
Might as well repost mine
At least I'm 6"
>>28654960
>>28655000
indeed he was boys but he was a manlet
>>28649781
>It seems that the person on the photo is below 18. We do not display results for underaged persons. Please try another photo.
tfw immortal
Is this where I sign up for the free gf?
I've had nice through stunning on a few pics.
It's all a meme though
>tfw looks won't make up for your slightly weird interests
>tfw looks won't make you interesting or sociable
>tfw looks won't keep the passion in a a 3 year relationship and some fucking cunt will break up with you because "the passion's gone" i.e. she's mentally fucked up and wants to date some absolute dumbass old coworker who's not in school and works in a deli
>tfw she messages you later during your last finals week that you have "boring goals" and a passionless life ahead of you all the while dating a spastic meme-spouting fuck with zero life goals and education.
Seriously fuck you Emily, you hypocritical deranged immature fucking child. Thanks for wasting my life and ruining me.
Sorry for the blog post
Never get a gf. Never get attached to a woman.
>>28655659
you have to look at the camera
and not stretch out your neck so people can't see your double chin
>>28655931
I'm actually 128 pounds so I'm pretty sure I don't have a double chin
Also looking at camera it's weird
>>28651614
u look like my piece of shit ex bf
>>28656450
Gay or grill?
Bullshit, one picture I post is 'Ok' and another is 'Hot'.
>just got ok
>men and women still come on to me
I just don't know
age is wrong but at least it thinks I'm nice
>>28649781
>Only get hmm...s
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
no ones taken a picture of their dick with it yet? I cant be the only one thinking it.
thought I'd try some shit from my reaction folder
>>28657645
another one
originalio
>>28656744
Niggu, tf is wrong with ur lg g4 bottom buttons
why are dutch memes so good?
oh shit
>original
who /hmm/ here oreggano
how can you white boiz even compete?
you are more ugly than this
HOTTER THAN YOU
Fucking machine thinks it's better than me
this retard beat me on two of my three of my photos
>>28658882
WHOS THE RETARD NOW?
>>28651614
If YOU weren't fat you might have gotten a hot/stunning
Also get rid of neckbeard
do I look like a faggot?
>>28658065
i switched them around so they matched the positions on my old phone so i wouldn't have to relearn button positions
If you know who this is, you are probably an oldfag.
>Nice
>Nice
>Nice
JUST GIVE ME HOT ALREADY
>>28658973
frog like well at least you fit in here i guess
>>28659039
>tfw I finally got hot
>>28659149
i got hot on one of the worst photos of me
>>28649781
Pretty ok with this
>tried 30 different pictures
>All get hmmmm
Why did I have to be born ugly?
Why couldn't I just get average or something ;_;
>Stunning
I agree desu
>>28649781
Top kek. Im not 29.Thats offensive!
>yfw 19
I dont think ai works on ky face because its so fugged up.
apparently i am stunning buy still have tfw no gf
>>28661131
And bing/microsoft ai calls me a girl ;_;
>>28652572
Why do you even have to ask that?
Have you seen half of the results in this thread?
>>28661160
POST
YOUR
FUCKING
ANUS
PLEASE
>>28661143
i uploaded the same pic to my phone and got nice wtf is wrong with this site
>>28660998
elephant seal nose
>>28661226
I'd rather not but I do feel special that someone on the internet wants to see my butt.
>>28661386
Couldn't agree more. im actually thinking to go for a nosejob. Like why the fuck not,we only live once...
>>28651583
you literally look like a fucking queer
that might be girl repellent
I already knew I was attractive so not going to act surprised
I got hot for this photo which is amazing because it is horrific. I was literally in the middle of a break up.
That's like 3 weeks of facial hair and unwashed head hair.
shit is broken. i got hmm and okay in all the other ones, now this one it loads it sideways and i get hot? this shit is basically 100% broken rn
>>28661618
You look fucking ugly.
True love waits guys
>>28661844
I agree. And the picture got hot, which goes to show how valid the results are.
Another similar one. Would make a great JUST pic
>>28661885
the new RadioHead album was fantastic
>>28661985
I'm sayin
Great
what do i win
oh rightnothing
donald is hotter than most of you.
>>28662074
nigel is pretty hot as well
>>28662057
Holy shit you're ugly as fuck
Lighten the faces with artificial lighting and you'll get a higher rating.
I get all the ladies and it just calls me okay?
It guessed my age precisely and put me at ok
Time for suicide
What is the name of the app
>>28649781
I read that as "ho whot" about five times at first.
pretty accurate to be quit honest senpai
>>28663713
Regardless of lighting, hair, picture size, facial expression, or glasses/no it puts me at ok
i dont want to kill myself because im ugly
I want to kill myself because whoever i have a relationship with will be a disgusting slampig who needs a free meal ticket after having slept with the entire town first
>>28654742
you are fucking attractive. lemme see that firecrotch boi
>>28649781
Congratulations... Originally
Atypical
