>even chad knows his place in the social hierarchy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667880/Models-husband-commits-suicide-just-weeks-photographed-getting-cozy-Leonardo-DiCaprio.html
>dailymail
who cares
>>28649663
so superficial dumb brods
you dont want to have a relationship with a whore who will literally leave you for some meme actor because he is le famous
>>28649790
So... don't date a female?
hope the dude liquidated his assets and burnt it first
>>28649790
fembot here. fucking leonardo dicaprio doesn't count as cheating and it certainly doesn't make you a whore. i have wanted to fuck him since i was 11 desu
^ women are unforgiving and unforgivable creatures
>>28649850
how like a woman to change the definition of words to avoid a label, while simultaneously maintaining that there's nothing wrong with being said label
in this case the label is whore, which is what you are
>>28649827
>All women are the same
and this is why you are here
>>28649889
you got her bro, that definitely real female is feeling the STING
>>28649663
>Not politely asking if you could watch Leo fuck your woman.
>Not being a good host and keeping them hydrated.
PLEBS
>>28649889
you got him good senpai
>>28649908
I'd rather be here than have wasted my life becoming a successful entrepreneur only to get cucked by Leonardo Dicaprio then blowing my brains out at some shooting range and my whore wife getting all my cash tbqf
>>28649889
How like a man to fall for 2/10 bait.
>>28649952
hey
hey
hey senpai
you can be successful and single
>>28649978
easy for you to say, you're a worthless piece of shit so no succubi has ever tried to get her claws into you cuz your not worth it
>>28649978
>you can be successful and single
Good luck getting anyone else to think that about you.
I honestly don't think I'd even be mad if Leo banged my gf. I wouldn't be HAPPY about it, but I don't think I could be mad.
>>28650120
I'd stomp his head until he started talking like Gilbert Grape if tried that shit on me. Fuck the police.
>>28650120
KEK
U
C
K
just face it
Woman are never satisfied.
>>28649908
>being this naive but also judgmental
a dangerous combination too common with normals
Reminds me of the image of Superman getting out of bed with a woman and she's sat there with a thought bubble that says "Is this the best I can do?"
Women are never satisfied. Their probability of leaving/cheating on you only increases with time.
>>28649908
>and this is why you are here
I don't understand why people use this argument on /r9k/. You are implying that being on /r9k/ is bad, while you yourself is also on /r9k/. It's like a black person making fun of niggers.
>>28649663
I think it's more likely that he killed himself because he's going to get forced into paying alimony even when he's experiencing financial troubles.
Is Brendan next?
>>28649663
The only thing this whore deserves now is stoning to death
>>28650120
I'd kill him and her, and to escape jail I will an hero
>>28650587
How many of you faggots would sacrifice a testicle to look like this guy?
>>28649908
You're right. If they were different then maybe I wouldn't be here.
>>28650659
Funkhouser!!
>if you're not chad you get cucked
>if you're chad you get cucked
>>28650817
>females are not all the same :3333
>*cucks you*
leo is bae
