I honestly hate the sound of birds in the morning. They make me feel like it's time for normies to be up. They are loud and chirping for no fucking reason while it is still dark out.
My theory is, all birds are normies, and I hate them.
I am a neet that wants to believe the early morning hours are still night, so fuck birds.
Shameless OP bump
>>28649410
you're doing it wrong
hen you hear the birds, get up, open the window real wide, cook some eggs and watch the wagies scramble. then right when they're going to their cars for the commute, you close the window and go back to sleep
CHIRP CHIRP
*pecks at ground*
CAW CAW
*sits on power line*
WE
*eats worm*
WUZ
*poops on people below*
DINOSAWRS
*flies into window and dies*
>>28649410
is there some way I can passively kill the birds in my area? perhaps some kind of frequency that drives them away or poisoned bird seed around my house to teach them not to fuck with me?
>>28649470
Oh, l see what you did there.
>>28649470
*Gets really mad*
Ok it isnt funny to troll me. I genuinely hate the sound lf nirds reminding me its time for normies. Amd you know what the the fuck I think is just pathetic gayx when niggas speculate what the fuck pac would say
>>28649410
>not masturbating to the sound of birds
that is like the best thing in the mornings.better than being woken up by someone sucking your dick,not that I would know how that feels ;_;
this board literally has gotten to the point where they call animals normies
Birds chirping is comfy as fuck.
>tfw 130am
>tfw fucking birds are chirping
>fucking NEET birds
move to somewhere where the nature itself doesnt activly try to piss you off or kil you
birds get up early cause they know that normies are about to be up, and birds are heavy drinkers, and theyre trying to take a nice fat white shit on a corolla.
birds are neet as fuck.
>>28649592
Its the worst cause it lets me know the night has ended. I hate that. Fuck them
>>28649550
nirds
>>28649410
they ruin my life and I'm not even NEET
what the fuck thing gets up at 5 am
and to top it off, the fuckers wake up tweeting at 5 am, then fucking go back to sleep for a two hours, and wake me up again at 7am.
I always have trouble getting back to sleep too
I am fine with them birds most of the time.
I remember one season when they were extraordinarily loud I was very mad about it and tried to scare them with downloaded mp3 sounds of their natural predators
I love birds, they are nature's greatest singers. Going to sleep at early morning hours is the greatest when the birdies can lullaby you to sleep.
>>28649470
kekoriginale commetnt
>>28649470
These mutha fuqqas be dinosawrs, yuu kno- what I'm sayin'?
