ATTENTION AMERICAN ROBOTS I KNOW WHAT CAN SAVE AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES.....
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>>28647406
>tfw I can't join because I used to see a shrink
They tend to not accept those with well-documented mental health histories.
I'd rather just hold out for this girl who won't talk to me anymore to fall in love with me again
I tried that and got turned down. Here's to hoping we go to war soon.
I couldn't handle having to share a room with someone
Tried it and finished it. Worst mistake of my life. Six years wasted and I'm more broken than I've ever been.
Don't fall for this meme, anon. It's like prison, except the inmates are proud of being owned by the state.
>>28647406
can't join, too insane
>>28647406
I can't handle stress. I'm a man child.
I can't even handle the stress of putting a shotgun in my mouth and pulling the trigger.
It's over.
mental illness and obvious self-mutilation scars
I'm too weak.
Workman's comp case which I think would worry recruiters and I'd rather go USAF.
>>28648117
Story please?
>>28647406
you just had this thread fuckrag
hell, i think it's still up
just what are you trying to gain?
Its fucking garbage. Join the Navy or AF, please. Don't waste your time dealing with lazy paper bitches who complain when they have to work, fuckboy NCOs and officers, and lockdowns you're in because some dumbass from another company, bn, or anywhere in the bde lost something or can't fucking count.
>self-harm scars
that's an automatic rejection
>>28648294
>Don't waste your time dealing with lazy paper bitches who complain when they have to work, fuckboy NCOs and officers
Hope you realize that describes the Navy and Air Force as well. I wouldn't join again unless there was a war AND you can deploy. Peace time military isn't something you want to be part of. And the majority of people on this board would be instantly disqualified due to medical issues.
>tfw I joined the Army, got out 2011
It's good for the time you're in, but in the end after you get out, it'll just make you more isolated.
>tfw I've become an isolated alcoholic who has become pretty fat due to the non stop use of alcohol.
>>28647406
After much Terminal Lance comments, I dont think joining any military branch is a good idea, experience wise
maybe air force
