>Could you do us a favor and eat us out a bit, anon? You're such a good friend! :)
>>28646938
I will eat out the one on the right
but the one on the left needs to leave
>>28646938
only if you do wee in my mouth
>>28647029
you've got it backwards
>>28646938
>not shaved
that shit looks fucking disgusting
i'd fuck them but my mouth would not go anywhere those nasty vags
>>28646938
Where's the dick?
Purportedly, I've been muted for 2 seconds because that comment isn't original enough.
But really, I'd much rather suck Chad's or a tranny's dick than eat some whore out.
>>28646938
Depends if they are virgins are not. They're not.
Daily reminder that eating out a woman under any circumstance is beta as fuck and they'll just lose respect for you.
>>28646938
If you'll 69 with me sure
>>28647289
When I was in a relationship and having sex regularly (we were both virgins before), I probably performed oral sex on her more than she did me.
Anything for you, my ladies
>>28647183
>But really, I'd much rather suck Chad's or a tranny's dick than eat some whore out.
Why? If she's recently showered it doesn't smell or taste like much, and it's really fun making someone feel that good.
As thin as those bushes are, and with clean labias like that, once you've been doing it a bit it'd be a total non-issue. If anything, it'd just be a nice nuzzle against the underside of one's nose. Those of you who don't get that have clearly never done this before.
>>28647384
Great Chris 4CHANdler
>>28647432
Don't you care how many dongs have jizzed in there? Do you also lick toilet seats in public restrooms?
>>28647487
vaginas get washed with soap and water everyday (i hope) while toilet seats don't
on that note your mouth and a vagina are far filthier than a toilet seat in a public restroom
>>28647487
Everyone you've ever shaken hands with or who's touched you has wiped their shitty ass with those hands thousands of times. But you let them do it anyway because you trust in the power of soap and water.
>>28647567
Technically "dirtier" in that it has more bacteria, like how a dog's mouth is cleaner than ours. But the dog still licks it's asshole and toilet seats still have stranger's literal shit and piss on them.
>>28647571
I don't lick people's hands.
>>28647422
Vaginas are gross
Apparently this is also not an original enough comment.
>>28647571
i don't shake hand with anybody bro lol
>>28647571
I don't walk up to strangers and suck on their hands. I also don't suck on door handles. Do you?
I am fully aware of how filthy people's hands on, and what they touch.
>>28647989
>punctuation
not sure if troll but I'll bite
>shake hands
>touch nose
>shake hands
>scratch nose
>shake hands
>hold finger to mouth
>go to public restroom
>close door behind
>take a shit, wipe ass
>unlock door
>realize that I've touched door that was touched by many asswipers
>open door in public building
>>28648375
I'm much more conscious of my hands than that. I know when my hands are dirty and I shouldn't be rubbing my eyes or shit.
Plus, you're not going to get throat cancer by shaking people's hands. You might get warts, but not throat cancer.
Ever gotten a wart on your hand from shaking hands? Now I know why people fist bump.
>>28646938
If they were facing away from me I'd totally eat them out.
SHOW ME THOSE ASSHOLES
ASSHOLES LIKE A G6
>>28647146
they are indeed backwards
>turn 360 then
>turn 180
let me see the winker
>>28648638
pizza is not a pancake of sorts
>>28647289
>sex opinions from the masturbation addict
top wew
>>28648729
>>28648662
take the next step
>>28647376
you were licking his cum out of her
thats why she left you
forever beta
It's kinda funny how I used to think hairy pussies were gross but now that I'm 25 I actually prefer it.
>>28649003
We were virgins when we met.
She left me after she met some guy who verbally abused her in college.
We nearly hooked up again years later, but I never put my mouth near that ever again.
>>28648763
Sauce?
Not original
Reeeeeeee
>been going out with a girl for almost a year
>I go down on her regularly, sometimes multiple times in one day
>the most she has done is touch my dick through my underpants
h-having a gf is great
>>28650523
that sounds fucking disgusting dude
do you masturbate? if she isnt interested in helping you with your sexual urges break up with her
i mean if you don't masturbate and are fine with the situation... do whatever you want i guess
>>28647289
>tfw you eat your gf out frequently
>tfw she jumps your bone afterwards mad with lust
I guess my gf likes betas :^)
Also,
>a position in which you're in full control of the woman's orgasm
>you can tease and deny her, deprive her of the orgasm as long as you desire and nothing she can do about it short of jumping you
>you decide how intense the orgasm will be for her, either a short almost-ruined one or one that makes her squirm and writhe in pleasure until she can't take it anymore - and then some if you so desire
>somehow having this nigh-complete control is beta
I'll gladly stick with my "betaness", as I enjoy doing aforementioned a lot.
>>28646938
Man I totally would
I am craving to eat pussy so hard.
good thing I like the bush and no bush, a little bit of bush and everything.but I don't have a pus pus to eat of course I wouldn't be here if that was the case
post more pics like this please.
I would let them sit on my face. I love bush.
>>28647571
>overdosed on redpill
>>28646938
Girls don't ask their "good friends" to eat them out.But I wish they did.
>getting stds
no thanks
