>tulpa wife and daughter asleep in the other room
>I'm here posting on 4chan
I wish I knew how to be a better husband and father for them, but when they're tulpas, it's hard coming up with things to do together, especially when I don't do that whole wonderland or possession crap.
>>28646156
>Tulpa wife and daughter
>>28646363
Yeah. OP you realize that this is highly frowned upon right?
>tfw had a tulpa since childhood but never knew what it was
my best friend, my only friend..
>>28646385
Frowned upon by whom?
>>28646429
Normalshits who's opinion means fuck all.
>>28646156
>tulpa
HAW
>>28646479
But my wife and daughter's opinions mean everything to me. Of course, they love me as much as I love them, but I want really show them somehow.
>>28646514
Come up with shit you can do together.
>>28646566
That's what I'm trying to come up with, but seeing as how they don't have physical bodies, it's a little difficult.
>>28646156
>tulpa wife
do what makes you happy i guess...
>and daughter
whyyyyy
>>28646156
I'm really sorry that this is what your life has devolved into. I genuinely mean that.
>>28646652
Why not? They both make me happy.
>>28646156
>tfw my tulpa wife's son beats me up
>>28646655
Well, it could be worse. I could be a vidya-playing virgin.
I like this thread. It makes me feel not as bad for essentially having an imaginary friend.
>>28646743
>Essentially
What makes it not totally an imaginary friend?
>>28646812
I guess nothing. It just makes me sleep better at night to imagine that I haven't completely gone down the rabbit hole.I have though
>>28646156
>tfw when tulpas are real, and pretty damn cool
>tfw people troll like this and make it even harder for people to take seriously
Come on dude
>>28646833
What's your tulpa like?
>>28646918
I'd describe it but the autism is off the charts. Just trust me on this, you'd be better off not knowing.
Maybe you've seen me post in the imaginary friends threads, I was a lot braver then, I'm not feeling brave now.
>>28646935
My wife and daughter are based off of SAO characters. Now do you think you could tell me?
>>28646996he's a talking dog
brb killing myself
>>28647006
That's awesome. Like Peace from Bakuman.
>>28647046
it's embarrassing is what it is. I'm 22 years old and I still need imaginary friends to cope with life.
but god it helps
it really does
Wtf is this tulpa shit are these bait threads or you fuckers really that crazy to hallucinate these things
Just when I thought I had reached the apex of loneliness, I find this thread. At least I'm not hallucinating yet. Thanks for the pick-me-up, anons.
>>28647086
nigga I'm crazy as fuck.
now go be normie somewhere else.
There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a tulpa and it's creator.
>>28647082
Remember, we all have our vices, especially /r9k/. What's your friend's name?
>>28647128doug
the irony is not lost on me that it's one o removed from the word dog
>>28647107
And it's for that reason that I want to show them how much I love them. Any suggestions on what I could do?
>tfw have tulpa
>tfw she cuddles me to sleep every night
science has surely gone too far
>>28647142
Hopefully he's been around longer than that one Disney movie. Have you tried forcing him or is he just around when you call him?
>>28647174
he's always around.
we're talking like created 10 years ago.
>>28647156
Tell me about her, anon. :) What's she like?
>>28647201
>We're talking like 10 years ago
>Talking
>>28647235
you know what I mean you autist
>>28647216
I made her about six months ago. She's real supporting, she's like a sister to me, and a brother to her. She helps push me to try and achieve my goals, reprimands me for not working towards them, stuff like that. She's probably the coziest partner I could have asked for.although I don't think I could have any sort of non-platonic relationship with her.
>>28647344
She sounds great. That's what I love out my wife. She's so supportive of me, plus she's an amazing mom for our little girl. I have the perfect family.
Would any of you more experienced give me some tulpa tips?
>>28647391
why make a wife tulpa?
>>28647419
Because I wanted a family of my own . I didn't realize how much attention I'd have to give, but they're more than worth it.
>>28646156
>I don't do that whole wonderland or possession crap.
You should. It's not that hard, and I had trouble with forcing without a wonderland.
>>28647465
why not find a 3D gf and start a family with her?
>>28647476
I want to keep them in this world just like a real family.
>>28647503
>Trusting a non-anime girl with my children
Never.
