If this fat, lazy, autistic fuck has a gf, why don't you?
he probably has a nice personality and is a lot of fun to be around.
I am a piece of shit, inside and out
He's not that bad looking. And he's hilarious. A lot of girls are drawn to funny guys even if they're not full 10/10s
>>28645521
>He fell for the personality meme
How do we know that's really even his gf? Could be an orbiter.
Dunky has a heart of gold, and you're just jealous.
He's leagues above her
Just needs to lose weight but he obviously does not give a fuck
>>28645397
is that a church? there's your answer
Fucking idiots. That's videogamedunkey. Fat? yes. lazy? autistic? Fuck no. He's hilarious. That's why. Maybe you shits could get one if you're one of the 1,000 or so YouTube channels with a million subscribers.
Don't fool me OP. I'm not a faggot like you are.
He's wealthy and attracts attention
if I had a chance to date a 2m sub youtuber, I'd take it.
This man has a qt asian gf and a large following on twitch.tv, earning him 100's of thousands of dollars a year. People don't even shit talk him for being ugly EVER because he's so damn likeable.
Here's the thing: his gf has been with him ever since he was just some poor dumb NEET just trying to get into competitive gaming. He wasn't making shit when he met her.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
>>28645397
i'm not the "spend four to ten hours doing video editing per day" kind of "lazy"
>>28645397
>lazy
Need proof
>>28645397
Don't talk shit about dunkey, that guy uploads quality content you autismo. No wonder you don't have a gf.
>>28645660
pictured: said gf
>>28645397
I would cuddle with him, kiss his chubby cheek and deepthroat him (i know it would be easy).
>>28645576
>>28645606
You fucking dumbasses. This is Dunkey and Leah, and they've been in a relationship for three or so years.
Y O U T U B E M O N E Y
>>28645720
Who gives a fuck?No one.
>still falling for the looks meme
if you are not deformed and you are single it is 100% because of your personality
>>28645645
would you date a person who was as deliberately stupid and annoying as yourself if that person had 2m subs?
>>28645751
This is honestly true.
>tfw completely shit personality
Dunkey is the fucking man. I would marry him if it meant I got to be around him all day.
>>28645870
should have tried beeing yourself if im being true with you.
>>28645711
>tfw no lisha gf
>>28645870
same here anon, and unfortunately you can't just hit the gym to fix it
i would have to literally become a different person to get a gf
Dunkey is famous and I'm not
>>28645751
Or lack thereof, which can probably be said for a lot of robots
>>28645397
>famous
>rich
>hilarious
>genuinely good guy
Yeah maybe thats why
because despite all that he is not hideous looking
plus he is rich
>>28645660
>dude weed lmao!
>dude im so random lmaoo!
>likeable
fuck off redditor
>>28645397
Dunkey is pretty cute.
>>28645645
>Wealthy
>2m subs on YouTube
Oh wow, he must make, what? 4k a month max? A fucking tycoon at such a young age.
