>mom found the cum piano
>>28644685
>cumming on a piano
Fuck you
>Mum found the splooge flute
>mom found soap in the bacon
>>28644685
>uncle found the chocolate teeth
>>28644685
Grandma drank from the smegma cup
>>28644685
>mom found the cum mom
>dad found the bread toaster
>dad found the afterlife
>Once a young lady named Hannah
>Lost her innocence to a banana
>She had quite a hoot
>When she next saw the fruit
>Being eaten by her dear old Nana
man, my mom saw a picture of my asshole i meant to send to my bf open on my desktop
>tfw catch a glimpse of her face turning into a disappointed, disgusted scowl as she turns around
Mom found the beans breyani
>Sister found the ejaculation backpack
>brother's brother found the drool drawer
>uncle finds the emission partition
>father found the potatos skin
Im going to prison arent i?
>international community finds the poop sea
>>28644685
>second cousin found the mucous refinery
in the future garbage cans will have small black holes in them and everyone will cum into that
>>28644685
>step sister found the jizz cat
>Mom found the testicle speaker
>she found the poop balloon
>>28645013
are you a girl? dfgdfg
>>28645513
Oh, so basically instead of fapping in the shower or into the toilet or into a regular garbage can, or at unknowing strangers in public, i can do it into a black hole?
>work for me i guess
>daughter stepped in the sperm colony
I love these threads but they never seem to last long, do they?
To be a decent thread...burried under all the other garbage threads. What a shame.
>dad wore the piss shoes
>>28645808
The normiefication of /r9k/ is constant and sharp
>>28645013
post that pic here
This isn't a meme but I just fapped so hard that I bled on my underwear.
>tfw mummy does laundry and might see the bloodstain
what has my life become
>>28645808
>anon found the good thread
>mom found the pube pyramid
>>28644685
>Jaco slapped the poop bass
>>28645959
>cut pubes off with scissors
>throw handful of pubes in trash
>make a half-hearted attempt to cover pubes with balled up paper, but if anyone knocks the trash around it'll probably reveal the pubes
>>28644685
Great-aunt Octavia found the jizz lipstick.
>>28644685
>tulpa found the poopoo peepees
>Wife's son found the rooty-tooty booty shooty photograph album
>>28645999
>Wes's pussy smoked the pube joint
True fucking story actually,
>sister found the severed head box
That's not what they mean when they say classical music is masturbatory
>>28646061
>Wife's physical boyfriend's daughter's aunt's bulldog found the itty bitty britty titties
Mum's cousin's uncle's brother found the poop sock
>mom found the cum case
>squirrels got into the poo nest
>they won't leave
What do lads?
>>28646132
>tfw you are jacking off and reach for the cum sock but accidentally stick your dick in the poop sock
>>28646185
Blast em' with piss
What else?
>>28645469
Best post made in a found thread
>>28644685
>mom found the shart britches
>>28646221
>spent 5 hours edging and watching all sorts of depraved media
>finally find that perfect trigger
>medications and drugs at a perfect medium
>magic wand in my bum set to maximum
>2000$ noise canceling headphones and amp at the most sublime level possible
>perfect mixture of bodily fluids and lubricant
>muscles shaking from the strain of being supine for 5 hours
>penis and hands almost rubbed raw, but due to the ecstasy can't feel anything
>dribble of lube and poo dripping perfectly into the poo pot
>all monitors with painfully arrayed videos and imagery
>10hr deep ASMR session syncing perfectly with the plopping of poo and squelches of my hand
>already have the cum blanket arranged
>can feel the stirring in my balls
>viewers in the Indian livestream channel triple
>know this is the moment
>grab a fresh onahole/doll combo from the waifu wall
>know it's prepped and ready, slowly slide in and begin thrusting in tune with the audio
>have everything timed perfectly, the video is just about to reach that moment you spent hours scrounging the lowest abandoned sewers of the Internet to find
>finally, all the pieces of the puzzle come together as I begin to cum
>grab the cum doll's boob and squeeze out some milk onto my face as I feel the semen rushing from my balls to my shaft
>notice a strange odor and wetness on the doll
>look down, notice captain bubbles has been sucking on the cum dolls tit to get at the milk, thought she was outside hunting birds
>hurriedly wheel over to the little girl chest to grab the big cock ring while squeezing my shaft as hard as possible
>it's too late, cum begins shooting everywhere
>fumble a bit and knock over the poo pot, it falls onto the cum blanket
>sigh, take out the wand and say goodbye to the Indians, they seem happy at least
>push everything down the stairs into the memories locker
>reformat temporary HDDs and start over
Shit sucks dude.
>>28645469
>>28646530
>Designated shitting sea
>dad discovered the brijjenb jeart
>The cow jumped over the moon
mom found the bathroom
>>28644685
>tfw dad found my scat philosophy shrine
>>28644685
mom found the frog folder
>>28644685
Uncle found the razor fleshlight
Oh my God these threads fucking kill me every time.
not even memeing
>sister found the catspam folder
>calls me a furfag now
>Grant found the poop chute
>thought it was a water slide
Damb it Grant! I should have made you climb back up it and find your trunks. Now i have to go and unclog it myself. Fucking normies.
>grandpa found the semen stool
>Aunt saw you jizz
Worst day of my life
>>28644685
>Dad found the DUDE WEED LMAO
420 blaze it fuckign normals dont even vape weed
>>28644685
fuck this one got me for some reason. I saw like a piano jammed inside of a closet with cum on the keys.
>mom found the splooge refuge
>Papa found the Xylophone disguised as a Trombone stone
>auntie rebecca found the duck butter
>says the toast has an unusual but familiar taste
>thatwasntforyoubitch.jpeg
>pops found the sweden folder
>grandma found smegma pan
>mom found the teeter twatter
>still shames me after finding the hentai hat
>mom found the semen bascinet
>>28644919
You know what they say "All toasters toast toast"
oregano ca va
Mom found the spaghetti pet
Dad found the brief blanket
Brother found the head cup
Sister found the fluffing elf
>>28645906
>>28645808
/r9k/ is literally half /soc/
> aunt found the loli vase
>papa found the pus parrot
>dwarf found the rape sister
>>28644685
>mom met the cum girlfriend
>Little Sis sucks on the loli lollipops
>The Russians found the gas chambers.
>>28651733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGrJvKt0-6I
Please educate yourself.
>>28644685
>mom found the fappy nappy
>niece found the foreskin silverware
>>28644685
anyone else unironically have one of these?
>have a cumrag
>tfw it randomly turned up one day clean on my desk
>family cleaned it and put it back
>never said anything about it
>mommy gf found the destructo diaper
![[PRINCESS INTENSIFIES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WY0eRTm.jpg "[PRINCESS INTENSIFIES].jpg")
>Jews found the foreskin
>>28652727
Yeah
>cum in a sock everyday and put it in my closet
>it's crusted deeply in cum
>come home
>it's gone
>>28652727
They probably didn't bother looking at it and just washed it as if it's just a dirty rag fellow tulpamancer
>>28646641
Holy fuck I actually exploded in laughter after seeing that pic cheers
>Terry found the Tea tracking train
