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Too much for my autism edition
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is r9k sick of interpals already?
also how did it end up migrating from int?
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>>28644586
Im sick of it
These threads are like the cam threads, needs to end.
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I enjoy these threads!

>tfw your qt views your profile
I wish she'd write me back already, though.
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>tfw only got a single message since I made my profil
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>>28644814
How long ago did you make your profile? Have you been viewing a lot of people? Have you been sending many messages? What country are you from?
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>>28644116
I made a profile there last week using a picture of an incredibly handsome white hyperchad (usual tricks to make sure it wouldn't show up on an image search), and although my profile views went WAY up compared to my real profile (I'm 4/10 on a good day), the amount of first messages I got only increased a very small amount.

Was an interesting learning experience. Women refuse to message first even when you're in the 99th percentile of attractiveness.
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>>28644842
Not him but similar situation. I made it 3 days ago, I viewed like 40 profiles, I've messaged 3 people seriously, and most importantly I'm a SE Asian living in the US..
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>>28644842
I'm from Germany and made my account 3 days ago, didn't view/messaged any people
I thought they'd just flock to me
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>>28644116
>tfw been away from IP for two months now since I've deleted my account not sure if I should come back or nah
>tfw feeling obligated to take new pic to add since my last pic was bit stale for a year or so
>tfw cba to take new pics because it's going to be shit
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>>28644953
So yeah, you can't infer anything about your attractiveness from a lack of first messages - even the chaddest of chads mostly don't get messaged first. Women are just THAT passive.
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Should I put that I have autism? Do girls like autism?
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>>28644956
Anyone who views you back, hammer out a message to, even if it's simple. Viewbacks are pretty much guaranteed bait if your profile isn't absolutely offputting (i.e. no picture/detail whatsoever or super weird shit). New accounts are on the front page for a week, so take advantage of the views you're getting. If you've got any responses to those 3 messages, you're doing good, I'd say. It's all about learning to spread your eggs in as many baskets as possible until one hatches.

>>28645021
Germany's much better off than more common countries and you'll do well with Asians being white at least. Without viewing you're pretty much shooting yourself in the foot though, since viewbacks are the gateway to a nearly-guaranteed conversation and unless you're a qt grill nobody's going to take that much initiative to message first.

Don't forget to utilize both the search as well as the "online (xxxx)" function to find people.

Keep in mind profiles with huge numbers of messages like OP's tend to be older. I've got 70 unread but I've had this profile for a month (several in past) and most of those I'm never going to mark read because they're just thai begging for white cock/visa. You can also use scripts to auto-view people but I've never bothered.

>>28645160
It'll probably come through in the way you write anyway, don't bother.
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I've got like 6 messages in 2 days

One qt from Russia is talking to me about literature as we speak
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>>28645287
i got 6 messages this morning dude
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>>28645195
I've always been on the fence for messaging after I receive a viewback I just don't want to seem like a creep.
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>>28645314
I tend to bother only when I'm running dry on my supply of conversations, but it should definitely be the first line of offense. I usually don't reference the viewback itself, though, just make conversation about their profile or pictures or whatever.
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>>28645308
This isn't a competition m8. Haven't messaged anyone first or viewed any profiles either
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>>28645456
>isn't a competition
>immediately qualifies his previous statement
kek, insecure much?
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>>28645456
>>28645308
It's a competition to see who can get the most green card parasites.
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>tfw no parasite gf
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>don't use emoticons
>assume they can detect when I'm not being serious
>"why are you so serious? haha :D"

every time
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>>28644613
>It bother you that others have nice things and we don't.
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>>28645492
Haha, it's a catch 22 here, I can't say anything with out you viewing it as justification. You were the one turning into a pissing competition. I can gurantee I'm better looking than you, which is ultimately what you are trying to boil it down to

Enjoy messaging your 6 green card seekers you awkwardly messaged first
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>tfw women expect me to hold the conversation while they are being boring as fuck
>tfw ADD so its impossible for me to give fuck about them
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>>28645661
>gets the same amount of matches i woke up to this morning in two days
>better looking
lel sure man, whatever you have to tell yourself
also learn to type, jesus
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>>28645661
Interpals pissing contest

wew
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>>28645844
Talk shit post fit ugmo

I'll be waiting while checking out my tall, lean physique, deep blue eyes and sharp jawline in the mirror
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>>28645962
Always like that in these threads, always a bunch of morons bragging.
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Can /r9k/ rate my profile?

Interpals.net/garmo
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>>28646120
10/10 cunny, fucking robot mute
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>>28645997
>lanky skinnyfat talking shit

not the guy ur talking to just lmaoing @ ur life
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>>28646353
You wouldn't do it pussy.
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Bumparo origiranoroo.
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>>28645997
>being this self conscious on the internet
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>tfw when you only message qt girls from Asia

I did make a friend today though, a fellow weeb from Tunisia.
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>>28645997
only a cuck would say something like this. who cucked you anon?
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>>28645663
This so much
Every fucking time
on every fucking internet dating app/site or whatever

They have nothing interesting to say and basically expect that you entertain them.
What fucking gets me is the guy I know whos gotten the most e-pussy (Nudes, girls on cam, getting them to do stuff etc) was because he was a huge asshole and basically just made fun of them.
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Girl i'm talking to always says stuff like this when she has to go or cant login

>don't cry :) / Don't be sad ;)
>i know i wont be able to keep you company tomorrow ;(

What the hell that all about?
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>>28647838
She's interested but play it cool. Offer to hang out with her some time. I just fucked this up like 5 days ago.
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>>28647628
Girls on dating sites just have their life set on cruise control until Chad messages them 9 times out of 10. They don't want to put any effort in. For this same reason I very often see the profiles of people that ignored my message remain active for months to over a year at a time, because they're putting zero effort in.

If you have any possibility of doing so whatsoever, meet someone in real life over online dating. The tables flip around the age of 30 or so, but until then you're much worse off online.
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>>28647870
she lives across the world, dude.. but she might come to my country to study soon.
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>>28647838
Either she's interested in you or you're doing something to make her think you'll feel lonely without her. My money's on the former, as you don't see the later very often. Either way, she's being very friendly with you
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>>28644116

can you fags fuck off to /soc/ already my god
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>>28647904
She knows i have friends, and i sign in like every 20 hours or so and we always have conversations and talk. She knows I'm not lonely.

Still why does she say stuff like that? i don't know how to respond but just post a sad pepe.
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>>28647884
Aw sorry I forgot this was an interpals thread
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>>28647923
Okay, then she's definitely interested in you.
Now, I'd probably give her some form of reciprocation if I was interested as well. Some cheeky sign off, works towards something flirty over time. Just don't go full "Muh dick" autist immediately
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>>28647502
>>28646398
>>28647400
>he samefags pretending to be different people laughing at me
Wow you sure are a jealous bitch. How's it feel to know you'll never be as good as me and I actually have sex.
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>>28647966
it feels like a prank, she's been signed up for 3-4 years. Why would she be interested in me?
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man I remember I was excited about interpals a few years ago. Messaged people non stop, had "qts" from all around the world who shared nudes with me etc. but one night, at about 3 am while talking to a Russian girl who could only communicate through google translate, I realized this was all empty and it was all for nothing.

Unless something exceptional happened, I would never be able to meet these girls. This was all basically a sham and I was deluding myself thinking these girls are actually existing. Sure they are real but they might as well been bots since I have no way of acknowledging their actual existence. Not to mention the fact that no matter how much you care for each other and she says she's lucky to know you etc. and no matter how much fucking time you spend messaging each other, there's some fucking Chad who's in the same class as her, works at the same fucking place as her or something that could easily achieve what you've been trying so hard for without breaking a sweat. and after that she stops responding to you for months only to come back later, then stops responding again.

Believe me friends, this is a very bad idea. You are just deluding yourself into thinking these women like you, or care for you when in fact all they want is attention from men since they don't get that much attention IRL. Once they get that attention IRL, they just fucking forget about you and move on.

Please, please don't fall for the interlels maymay. I did and it fucking ruined me.

I hope this post at least makes one anon to reconsider so that it doesn't ruin his already fucked up life.
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there's no point in using this kind of website for master race people
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>>28648058
Oh.
That does seem odd. But I don't know man, maybe she's changing her mind or trying to prompt you
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>>28648089
I already fell for it, but i'm already bored and over it knowing it's all fake. I just log in now and talk to girls so they don/t say I'm rude, but if they stop talking to me suddenly i won't initiate.
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>>28648089
>tfw i have a special someone over the internet
>never saw my special someone's face
>don't even know the name
>been at it for more than 2yrs already
>knows everything about me except my exact address
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>>28648136
It's all a prank, here is the last message i received but i signed offline. Where she is talking about y u do this is because i said I'll get her in a headlock.. long story.
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>>28648089
Fuck you're probably right. Doesn't matter I'm not even having success right now, I hardly get views or messages. I hate to disappoint my family but I'm probably going to kill myself. I just wish I knew what it is like to feel passion and happiness. I remember as a teen reading about trading intelligence for good looks and thought that was stupid. I thought someone would find me attractive and I could fall in love. But now I would gladly trade my intelligence for good looks. I still feel like a teenager not having experienced things normal people experience in their teens. I still long for an innocent virgin girl. Sorry for the rant.
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>>28648140
If you are bored already just delete your account and move on. Or alternatively, you can troll some people to get your account banned.

>>28648171
I was in your exact same situation, but she also knew my address since we sent some shit to each other. and one day, out of the blue she stops responding. after a few months, she messages me, apologizes, confirms she found a bf but they broke up. Since I'm a fucking retard, I didn't tell her to fuck off, we got close again, we even made plans to meet up but she started ignoring me once again and we haven't contacted ever since.

I'm literally begging you, please end that shit before it becomes too real.
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>>28648013
Are you really so arrogant that you can't see your own pompousness? What a fucking faggot.
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MUST IGNORE THAI
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>>28648245
But that person is the only one who asks me how my day/week went, my SS makes me feel I'm not foreveralone. We're not bf/gf, we never talked about that. Oh god, this is depressing.
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>>28648328
I'll be your friend sad anon
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>>28648245
>confirms she found a bf but they broke up

Wow.. so she basically tried to use you as an emotional tampon / backup.
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Wait... Is interpals legit?

Do foreign girla talk to you? Should I make account and then go on holidays to countries where my new pals are?!?

I can actually make friends?!?!?!
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>>28648366
shut the fuck up newfag.
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>>28644116
>tfw made an account once on interpals, even put my picture up (never did that before), got extremely anxious and deleted after a few days

I can't even into online interaction
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>>28647883
Ive never put much effort into the online shit anyway. Im a 5'4 manlet so most women online will dismiss me for my height right away vs irl when they might be able to get over it.
I'm just baffled by my dude who gets e-pussy by when hes an asshole to women. Im not talking like teasing and shit, he makes them feel bad about themselves, then next day hes like "I got her nudes lol"

But give a fuck about women anymore family. Ive consciously decided to just do drugs and get drunk until I die.
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>>28648256
What the hell does these thai people want? Money? Attention?
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>>28648342
T-thanks..i'm a piece of shit tho so nobody wants to get near me tbqh
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Interpals is still a thing? I've been seeing it on /int/ for years, they had some weird script for it to get your profile views or something, seemed like too much work for me. Does it actually work? Has any of you made at least a friend or something or is it just to pass the time?
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>>28648396
>tfw 6ft
>girl on interpals who is 5ft3 getting wet over my height
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>>28648224
If you kill yourself, you'd disappoint your family even more anon. I'm not saying it gets better, because it doesn't, but you can at least focus on some other areas in life. I know how hard it is, believe me.

>>28648328
It is depressing anon but there ain't much you can do. I just hope you don't get attached to her so it doesn't ruin you

>>28648343
Yea basically. I learned not to trust any women after that, at least interpals gave me that experience
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>>28648474
what do i do with the girl here
>>28648176
>>28647838

should i block her
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>>28648402
I've got no fucking idea but all of them speak gibberish
>>28648432
Why's that?
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>>28648474
Already attached but have clarified it as just an internet thing. It still brightens my day whenever we do Skype calls.

>>28648489
Don't wanna put it out here. Just basically, I'm garbage.
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>>28648528
>we do Skype calls.
>skype calls

fuck off normie
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>>28648488
She's probably interested in the attention that you give her. Read her message, don't respond and see how it goes.
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>>28648545
how long shouldn't i respond to the messages?
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>>28648528
You can message me on interpals if you want guy
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I write like a fucking sperg but some people still answered me back. Tell me what I shoild write next.
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>>28648560
until she sends you another message
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>>28648468
>he thinks that's tall

I'm 5'5 and you don't look that tall. Now imagine someone being 6'5 or bigger. Now that's tall.
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>>28648664
>i dont look tall

kek kiddo, i can see the top of your head. I tower over you.
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>>28648664
>I'm 5'5

how & why
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>>28648687
what ever makes you feel better manlet. You are in the same boat as me. Better get used to it.
>>28648702
When I was 5 some drunk driver fucked up my spine. It's ok now, but something happend and I didn't grow like I should have
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>>28648371
Please don't bully! That's not okay.
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>>28648749
>some 5ft5 literal child calling others manlets
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>>28648762
Would you say that to Putins face? I don't think so.
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>>28648785
Because he is surrounded by body-guards and lives in Russia, I'd say it to your face any day of the week.

kek, child.
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>>28648785
>Comparing a world leader to some r9k guy
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>>28648795
So you think just because you have height advantage you are superior?
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>>28648818
I am superior than you in every-way, you're the size of a 10 year old who blames his inferior genetics on an accident.

kek, Child.

>>28648806
Manlets truly are deluded, what can i say? comparing themselves to putin.
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>want to get into interpals
>don't want to deal with my stalker
>don't want to make a new account
Help
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>>28648838
>I am superior than you in every-way

Ok. You have to keep your spirits hight somehow I guess. Good job buddy.

>who blames his inferior genetics on an accident

Both of my parents were above 5'10. My brother was 6'3.
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>>28648868
>making up more lies to make himself feel better

It won't make you taller, chang ;)
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>>28648884
I'm a slav. But I see that I triggerd you so I will stop now. I don't want you to sudoku.
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>>28648914
Whatever helps you sleep at night, 5ft5 chang ;)
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>>28648927
You know that we are just b8ing eachother now.
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Talk about a sausage fest
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>>28648993
No you're actually a dumb cunt for calling others manlets when you're 5 fucking 5.

Not that guy btw
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>>28649030
Just hit up dudes
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>>28649036
lanklets triggerd ))). Doesn't feel good now does it.
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> qt girl is talking to me
> i say be my interpal girlfriend
> "muh boyfriend wouldnt like that"

happened 2 times already just started my account tonight
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>made account a day ago
>nothing but messages from guys

ree
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>mfw talking to 3 girls on 3 different continents
AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>28648256
Whats her next big step in her master plan?
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>>28649578
Probably to harvest your big American visa, soo horny
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>>28645503
20 messages as soon as i wake up, i probably get over 50 a day though
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>>28649670
nice censoring
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>>28649670
It's a hard life Louis
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>>28649600
do you think she messages all american dudes or just the ones she thinks are cute?

id feel better about it if it were the second thing
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How do you ugly or socially anxious people deal with having to put your photos on? Is it worth the trauma if you aren't great looking? do you get negative comments?

would a blurry or distance photo be any good?

I guess it's better than local dating site at least so nobody will recognise you, right??
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>>28649718
I'll go ahead and assume you're white, if so then we look nothing alike so I think it's because we are American :'(
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>>28648089
this is garbage, you're only like this and people will only turn out like you because they're expecting this sort of thing to turn into more than just being friends with people and learning about cultures. as long as you arent overly commited to these people it's all fun and games really getting to know about other people. you're basically just using each other to learn more about the world, not trying to find you're perfect 10/10 qt gf. plus you can easily get skype info from a lot of chicks on this site and plan a meet up some time in the near future
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>>28649690
>>28649699
oh wow i didnt even see that one, well i literally just woke up so im pretty out of it
time to make some breakfast and answer the daily cock call
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How can I verbalize my way into getting nudes/lewds? I can get girls to message/respond but the actual communication is what I have issues with in getting results to quell my libido.

Also what's up with random male profiles with a female profile photo?
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>>28649720
I've used a photo with a santa hat and a scarf tbqh, could only see my eyes
Still pulled the qts
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>>28649670
Good taste in music even if you can't censor for shit
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>>28649030
the numbers are pretty fucking weird on this site, check the males number and you'll see that it will basically be the same as the female and that the female+male number total doesnt even come close to the total number of people online, idk what the fuck is up with
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>>28649393
holy shit that second guy, the thai one messaged me as well, checked his profile and it turns out he's a ladyboy.
someone please talk to him
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>>28649807
noice

did they say anything about it?
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anyone been visited by pic related yet? i swear he's visited me like 4-5 times within the past 2 days or so and now he's sent me a message. can't tell whether he's the new ylboy or what
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>>28649894
Got some slavs who went "hahaha are you a bandit" and one Ukrainian who was like "dude you're wearing a santa hat and it's summer that contrast is soo artistic"
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>>28649907
I'm gonna try this, thanks m8
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THW azn qt 3.14 sends you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTR-ad3pLQU
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>>28650016
TFW*****
TBO
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2 italian qts
1 japanese
1 british
1 polish
1 swiss

life is good
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>>28649806
you need to flirt and tease them for a few days usually, then just say "I think you should send me nudes ;)"
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I met my gf on interpals.
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>>28650269
Wasn't long until more pathetic shills came along.
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>>28650278
Go get yourself a QT gf on interpals today :^)
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>>28650278
>that one shill tinfoiler again

holy fuck leave these threads
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have you fallen in love with your thai scammer today, anon?

o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t
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How many people here message dudes? Is the site just for fixing qts or what
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>>28650488
lots of them do, I've received messages from fags before
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>>28650488
Finding*

Originamo
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>>28650488
I don't message too many people but I look for anyone who's interesting. To be honest I'm not looking for a relationship or nudes like a lot of robots seem to, but rather just interesting conversations. In my case it's better to talk to guys since they're usually a lot more interesting...
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>>28650488
I get an occasional message from a guy but rarely respond anymore. I kind of feel bad about it. Early on I spoke to a handful of guys but I'd usually stop responding. One dude sounded cool and asked me if I had any other messengers to talk though like Steam or Skype but I never replied. I do have enough male friends at the moment and am not really looking for friends on the site but I'm sure that guy thought he did/said something wrong.
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>>28650488
i havent messaged any dude before but i've had some message before. most of them want to be friends and improve their english which i can help with but they tend to be boring af so i generally stop talking to them after a while
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>>28649862
Holy shit, he did that to me too. I just blocked him.
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why do i always look so fucking concerned like ryan gosling concerned
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>>28650709
cause you a busta, brobot
never forget that
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should i mention i'm neet i think chicks don't dig it
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>>28650772
just say you're studying or working as a bartender, don't exaggerate but lie to seem like a normal guy
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some what are some profile red light you guys have

>music is my life
>mentions tumblr
>describes herself as quirky, weird, talkative and shy all at the same time
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>>28650887
some big ones
>likes kpop
>likes anime
>NO PERVERTS
>is learning Arabic, Turkish, Japanese, Korean, Hebrew (unless she is Middle Eastern)
>has no pictures of her outside seeming like a normal girl
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>>28644956
what country?
I'm in similar situation. Wanna be friends?
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>>28644956
don't bother with serious messages for an opener it scares girls off, just tell a joke
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will i get interpals poon if i am ugly as shit
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>>28650978
dude whats up with your eyes

also shave the moustache
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>r9k realizes uglt European girls = average to hot American girls

>they don't realize the girls are just using the site to learn English

Sorry to burst your bubbles NERDS hahahaha
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>>28650887

>thai
>friend list is exclusively guys that look similar to me
>pageview counter
>photos could potentially be several different people
>only full facial photo is obscured by that licking dog snapchat filter
>favourite TV show is Sherlock
>'say more than hi, hello, how are you or i will not reply you'
>'love to see that [+1]'
>has a western name if asian or a korean/jap name if white
>'i support LGBT people! if that bothers you get off my page!'
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>>28651003

nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/88
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>>28650978
dude you look photoshopped desu

probably not bad irl tho
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>>28651030
fucking this
pretty much all this shit is an insta turn off
also why the fuck do so many asian girls have harry potter as their only favourite book, this shit is seriously starting to trigger me
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what the fk are you even supposed to write in "about me" except your height

i'm a pretty little princess :33333 i want to save the world
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>>28651070
it's the most famous western book to them, like basic western bitches have only heard of Murakami

I don't understand what girls are trying achieve with the LGBT stuff, they must know it's a turn off for heterosexual men. You should never put any political opinions on social media if you want to make friends
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what if someone i knew from rl found me

my life would be over right
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>>28651212
you browse /r9k/, everybody in your life already knows you're a loser
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>>28651212
I mean if you only put down "looking for friends" then its less of a deal than if they found an OKC/POF or Tinder account honestly.
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>>28651040
Ok well what's the point of talking to girls from other countries? You're not even going to get to bang them or even hold their hand.
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>>28651212
>>28651233
who fucking cares if someone you know sees you trying to get a date? It doesn't matter, grow some balls
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This girl already wants to have phone sex and she isn't from some third world country. Why are girls so down on here?
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>>28651262
about 90% of them are mentally ill and outcasts in their own country
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>>28651262
They want green card
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>>28651233
desu isn't that more pathetic and stuff than trying to get your d wet
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>>28651293
I didn't even offer it though, she did when she heard I had a Southern accent. I just wanted to do some light flirting desu.
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>>28651276
Seriously?

that sounds ideal
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>>28651236

dank lewds
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>>28651420
some you can tell just from their pictures and profile are crazy, other hide it more but talk to them enough and you'll soon see they've got issues
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>just blocked a chinese qt for incoherent babbling.

feels good.
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>'s profile has been viewed by 0 members this month.

kill me
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how do i tell a girl I want to cum on her face without getting blocked
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>"do your work or study?"

swear to god, i'm getting tired of this question.
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>>28651637
what's your acc name? i'll give you a view
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>>28651658
what's wrong with this question? i ask it all the time, it's a great way to develop the conversation
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>>28651677
>it's a great way to develop the conversation

NEET board

>what's wrong with this question
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>>28651655

you just build up to it with a bit of flirting first
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i think i just found the girl of my dreams

pity she would never like me
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>>28651658
just say you're currently studying
it's not that hard
You've got to remember that everyone there are normies and being a NEET is something unimaginable to them
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Robots constantly complain about girls and say they should lower their standards, or at least be more realistic. So here guys, this girl will probably fall in love with you if you give her just a sliver of attention. But how many of you would message her? Not one of you. And people doubt fembots exists.
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>>28651780
She's Phillipino and has terrible English. Those are red flags if I ever saw them
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Well boys, this is it. Seems like I'm going to fly to England and deflower a girl, or get scammed and die. I really hope it's not the second one!

I'll get out afterwards, don't worry fellas.
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please help i'm too scared to click and see who has viewed my account
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>>28651780
I have only one standard - don't be fat
She fails even that.
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https://vimeo.com/167107471

r9k meets their interpals qt
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>>28651854
do it you pussy or else going through the effort of even making an account will all be in vain
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>>28651884
reee a turkish boy
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>>28651853
are you the one going for the persian jailbait in manchester?

I would say good luck but i don't think it will make any difference
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>>28649578
Bang yai is going to bang you haha:D
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>>28651913
Who? Some girl in L O N D O N, I'm fairly sure she's white.

I was only kidding
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>having multiple 16 year old qts messaging me and asking if they can add me on skype to help improve their english

they're so god damn cute but this feels so wrong
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>when your only views are from indonesians thais and philippines
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Why dont you guys all just use a dating site if you want a gf?
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>>28652074
i only like foreign girls famalamadong
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>>28652074
people in my local area on dating site might recognise me, it's scary
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asians are as original as this fucking post.
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>>28652090
but anon, you can specifically look for foreign girls on okcupid. i dunno about other websites but im sure they allow the same.

>>28652108
I feel u mang

I didnt see anyone i know, but i realized that even if they did so what? It doesn't really matter.
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>>28652109
if you want more originality respond to them all saying, 'hey, let me guess, you want to get better at english?'
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>>28652125
i don't know i have never tried desu
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>>28652189
Try okcupid. You can look for foreign girls on there, and you might even find a local qt.
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>60 page views (qtcrawler)
>nobody messages me first

am i this ugly or should i message some of them is that normal
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>>28648013
Could you possibly be ANY more insecure? Don't think so.
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>>28652232
just message them first dude, some of the best people i've spoke to on this site i had to message first
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>>28652053
It's probably completely legal in their countries. Embrace it.
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>>28652279
just looked up one of the countries and the age of consent is fucking 14, jesus
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So is this site actually for making friends, or is it so people can have a big E-peen.
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>>28652429
do you ever get tired of asking this question
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>>28652442
this is literally the first time I've ever posted in an inter pals thread mate.
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should I keep making a new profile or is it against rules?
my first day I didnt view any profiles and got 10+ messages from girls mostly thai or polish, and 75 or so views.
but nowadays I get 15-20 views per day and a message every 2-3 days. unless I go looking at profiles.
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why wont anyone view my profile?
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>>28652511
seems like a lot of effort when you could just update your status every 8 hours and it will have a similar effect
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>>28652541
oh, I will try that, I havent ever updated my profile actually.
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>>28652537
seriously wtf?? i have a normal pic, and my profile has info and stuff on it.
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>>28652541
so updating profile keeps you on the front page?
good to know
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>>28652603
post it

ogiralan
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wow is this what being a chad feels like
i'm so overwhelmed
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He's found me!!!
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>>28652616

yes making any changes to your profile or being online increases your chance of getting page views because those are two of the criteria that searches are ordered by.

i don't know why everybody is so concerned about pageviews though, most girls prefer to be contacted first so you best chance is just to find a bunch of profiles of girls you're interested in and take the time to think of an original conversation starter

>>28652683

o shit waddup!
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>>28652683
this guy is a meme now.
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>People who don't use interpals script from /int/

l-lol
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Should I even bother with IP if I'm not from first world Europe or the Anglosphere?
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>>28652683
Is that a new profile picture? He actually looks kinda qt
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>>28652755
http://ask.fm/YvannLaurent

How many days would you be able to stay alone (e)?
745623956923865823506829

What will the future look like ?
: /

robot confirmed?
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god damn, i sift through so much garbage for qt black girls, and then they usually ignore my messages (which seriously aren't autistic at all), and usually don't even look at my profile after reading the message, and still ignore me
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>>28652866
Shit, maybe this is why he keeps viewing robots.
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>>28644116
no one will bother looking at you if you don't live in a western country, no matter what ethnicity you are.
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>>28652824
it'll be a lot of hard work trying to find qt's who are interested in some guy from a shit tier country so you'll probably need to be pretty good looking and interesting to hook these girls as well. and considering this is r9k i doubt you're either of those things so you probably shouldnt bother
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>>28652866
im pretty sure that he's from /int/
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>>28652741
Being viewed strokes my vanity, especially if they message me first. It's all downhill from there though, they can only stand my autism for so long.
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>>28652683
>Ylboy will never view your profile
notice me senpai
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>>28653233
me too senpai, please
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What's wrong with the forum on the site? It keeps refreshing it self
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>>28653287
yeah they're pretty fucked, havent been able to go on them since making my account

also someone should make an faq or something for this stuff
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>what do you actually like to do anon

i-i well uhh
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>get messages by a dude

I dunno lads. I feel emasculated whenever I'm not talking to younger qts. Is this the ultimate beta feel?
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It this site really like this?
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>>28653390
I keep getting messages from guys like
>hey anon. I am mohammad from al ohaba.
>I want to learn english please talk 20 minutes
>thank you hear from you soon

yeah nah
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>>28645622
but that isn't even close to the point he was making, you fucking retard.
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>decide to start flirting with grills
>tfw the cutest grill messaging you is only 17
>tfw cant tell her shes a qt 3.14
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>>28649906
you can filter out ppl in settings privacy.

>tfw 17-26 females filter settings

Come at me ladies.
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You guys should watch this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=4A9gU4Kf840
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>>28650807
welcome to manhood hahahahahaha
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>>28651003
As a croatian robot I confirm.
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is it a good idea to subtly drop your height in your description? Do chinks actually care about that?
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fml i talked to lots of girls but they're dropping like flies they quit replying one by one

time to kms
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http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH


Posting the Pastebin for scripts
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did the website crash or something it doesn't load anymore

connection timed out
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>>28653800
you should be getting them on Skype or Whatsapp before they drop off
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>>28645622
It does now fuck off
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>>28653830
fuck man why didn't anyone tell me that before
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>>28644116
Someone tell me what this is, do I need a picture of my face for it?
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Down website edition. Enough with the scripts faggots
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>>28653927
fuck off. We don't look like you Chad
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i hope she's going to come back online i think i 'm in love with her
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>>28653958
If i looked like chad I wouldnt be on this shitty website or this Bangladeshi knitting forum
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>>28653996
>falling in love with the first girl who shows a tiny bit of interest in you
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