Hey you lonely NEETs, want to meet more shut-ins to talk to from the comfort of your home? We've been harboring a small but tightly knit r9k group on kik for over a year now and we're looking for fresh blood. What's kik you ask? It's a normalfag messenger app that's pretty compact and easy to sign up for. It'll only take a few minutes to download and register so no excuses, and if you're too autistic for a smartphone then you're autistic enough for bluestacks- an android emulator that will let you run kik on your computer.
Why should you join? Because presumably you're a lonely NEET who wants to talk to other people from this board. We mostly chat about anime, video games, shitpost technique, memes, and occasionally music trucks and drama. KV status is preferred but not required. We have a diverse mix of bitter KVs, tolerable normies and token Chads who we've beaten into submission to not brag about Chad stuff in the group.
Ready to join yet? Here's how it works. You download kik on your phone or install bluestacks and download it from there. Register an account and message me for an invitation to the trial group. My kik is patricke745 so no need to be worried about posting yours in the thread. I'll add new members to a separate trial group where you can mingle with other trials and the original members. If you get along well with everyone we'll move you over to the main group to stay.
The trial group has a few rules to keep shitters out.
-No porn
-No spam
-Banter welcome, bullying is not
-No underage
We have a votekick system in place in the main group but I won't hesitate to kick people shitting up the trial group out.
See you all there
Special Weekday Drunk Edition
>NEETs using kik.
>Normie smartphone messengers.
Yeah, no. Stick to my underground IRC channels of nice neets.
What do you guys play for games?
Are fembots welcome?
>>28643923
Thanks for your input friend.
>>28643961
We're still trying to settle on a game that enough of us play that would work for a decently sized multiplayer game. I'm pushing for Civ or some sort of turn based game so that it's a bit more casual. I know a lot of our members play War Thunder so that's an idea and there's plenty of good free multiplayer games out there.
>your phone
>tolerable normies and token Chads
eat shit and die
>KV status is preferred but not required
Why is this allowed?
Tfw no grills joining us
>>28644047
Because the bitter virgins need girls to orbit desu.
>>28643989
Just don't be an attention whore please. Who am I kidding it's r9k you're more likely to be a trap anyways.
>>28643995
I'm sorry you feel so angered. I tried to make a smaller group for just the KVs amongst us but it was too small.
>>28643990
Wt is pretty good
>>28643989
Not OP but you're more than welcome to my group cutie
Is there voice chat?
I just want to make silly voices.
>>28644201
we said no underage
Are you all really close already? It's awkward to intrude....
>>28644237
And? I'm 24.
Or are you really so elitist that you can't enjoy being silly?
>>28644201
Not usually but I'm sure you could drag a few people into voice chat.
>>28644095
nice thirst bro through checked :^)
>>28644201
you can take videos in kik
>>28644249
we are but we're trying something new. we've already got a first round of people and they integrated well
>>28644201
No there isn't. We had a skype call with some of the members for a while but it died out.
>>28644249
Some of us are closer but the trial group is more shitposts so you won't be intruding.
>>28644364
>No there isn't
Ah, nevermind then.
Why the fuck would I want to go to yet another bootlicker hugbox? I hate you people so much.
>>28644426
Eric we miss you
>>28644426
>bootlickers
the liberals here are shouted down into afk
>>28644324
I see a white knighting faggot.
>>28644280
You can be silly and have some fun with it. If you want to Skype with people just ask.
>>28644480
>ostracizing a thirsty fuck calling someone cutie
>white knighting
ok sure man
G I B
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>>28644633
I have first dibs. Sorry.
these things inevitably get infested with normies, so no thank you
>>28644784
did you even read the OP
they're already well into that
I'll fucking bite
Add: GbH7kr3Pl
>>28644324
>no dubs
>checked
>>28644784
Well if you have an alternative I'd long to hear it!
>>28644987
Just PM me m8
>>28645189
Yeah this also upset me
ur all fuckin weirdo freaks senpaitachi, just tbqh with ya lil shit
>>28645265
ya lil shits*
>>28643865
"Robots" wouldnt use normalfag smartphone apps like yours, OP
Please leave this fucking board and take your normalfag poser friends with you.
>>28645378
this.
ITT: reddits believing being a robot is the new "nerdy outcast is cool" trend.
This is likely a citizen-based or gov'ment psyop/ trap lure. Notice how well it's worded. Beware robot friends (no ms3k reference intended).
>>28645378
Most of us downloaded it just to talk to each other but ok.
>>28645467
Nice buzzwords friend how's your first month on the site going? You seem to be fitting in well with the other cool kids :^)
>>28645484
I wrote out a decent OP and copy pasted it but that's some top grade paranoia. We have an alcoholic who posts about the voices in his head a lot you may get along with him.
How many people do you have?
Ayyy, where all the lonely fembots at
>another circlejerk
>on kik
you are now aware that there is a thin film of oil on your hands and you can't get it off
>>28646612
They're on Chad's dick.
Is anyone still around? I'm guessing not.
