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>go to get my yearly haircut >8/10 milf is cutting my hair
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>go to get my yearly haircut
>8/10 milf is cutting my hair
>size D breasts
>when she is behind me cutting the top of my head I lean back
>feel those large titties with the back of my head
>almost get erection on the spot
>when shes done I go to pay for the $15 hair cut with a $20 dollar bill
>she gives me back $5 dollars in singles
>lock eyes for a moment as she awaits awkwardly for her tip
>"here's a tip, don't be such a slut next time you mangy bitch" I say as I scribble my phone number on the back of my reciept and give it to her
>she is in awe by my chadness
>walk out of the store feeling better than ever

We're all going to make it bros
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>>28642127
>yearly haircut
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>>28642127
>$15 haircut
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VERY alpha OP, well done
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>>28642591
how much is your haircut tough guy
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>>28642591
>paying more than $15 for a haircut
You a woman?
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Things that never happened, the thread

orangaino
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>>28642667
No, just a Chad with long hair, you betafag piece of shit.
But I guess it doesn't cost anything for your mother to place a mixing bowl on your head in the kitchen.
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>>28642160
I genuinely only get 3-4 haircuts per year and I'm not even NEET
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>>28642644
It's Australia, we have GST.
Plus, 15 is more for you than me. The dollar here is shit at the moment.
>everything here is expensive.
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>>28642127
I know it's fake, but you still mean "waddled out of the store."
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>>28642667
$15 is the price for supercuts/ greatclips litterally the cheapest
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