>If over 18:

Say, "Sure, let me grab a drink, I'll be right back." Go inside, do 30 push ups (15 seconds) and 10 sit ups (5-6 seconds), grab a water and come back outside.

Pop off shirt and reveal my pumped Otter Mode bod. (6 pack still needs work, but good enough).

>If underage:

Scream "How the fuck did I get here?!?" and jump fence, running into the woods where I will die of exposure come the night.

>>28641102
Sorry, I don't know how to swim

>>28641102
Take shirt off
throw her into pool
hab sex

>>28641102
I'd push her away and start dry humping the towel

I hated the little mermaid. This clearly wouldn't work out.

Stare at her feet and rack up for some pocket pool

She'll definitely gonna be on her knees on the pool stairway

Can someone explain to m what ASMR is and why people like it?

>>28641405

American Special Medical Response is a devoted team of nurses, doctors and paramedics who fly dangerous helicopter missions to deliver critical organs for transplant, victims of unusual cases to specialty centers and rare medicines (such as anti-venom) all around the country.

I'm shy, why don't you take my shirt off for me.

>>28641528
Actually pretty good if delivered right

>My shirt seals away an unfathomable power
>removing it would break that seal and I would not be able to guarantee your safety
>nothin' personnel

>>28641761

The only correct Robot answer...

>>28641447
why would you even spend time to make this up?

>>28641862
It took me ten seconds to come up with and execute that.