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Listen up, /b/ros, This is the story about my first true love
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Listen up, /b/ros, This is the story about my first true love experience and how terribly it went.

>Nearing the end of 8th grade, pretty popular guy, really into vidja.
>Can't for the life of me get a girlfriend. Sure it was only 8th grade, but my best friend had many relationships already and I really wanted one.
>Two really close friends, lets call them S and M.
>Beta as fuck.
>Attempt asking 5 girls in the most cringey form possible. Practically begging them through text.
>All say no, obviously.
>Shit honestly sucks
>8th grade dance, my friends all have dates, I just go with my best friends. One asked someone for a date and then later got bombed. S could have gotten a date but went with me.
>S ends up kissing and dating one of the girls I liked and asked out in the past.
>He knew, but the liked each other and I said it was alright anyways, the past was in the past
>End up crying in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes.
>Come out of the bathroom and in seconds people are all like "Anon, where were you? We were all looking for you"
>"I just went to the bathroom, I had McDonald's earlier."
>"Alright, come join us, your song is on."
>Go in the gym and start dancing. S comes up to me and says he wants to introduce me to someone.
>Him and some other girl push me through the crowd, eventually we get to the most beautiful thing in existence.
>Lets call her D
>Yeah it was just 8th grade and everything but to me she was beyond gorgeous.
>everythingiveeverwatned.jpg
>She just smiles, says hi, then gets pulled through the crowd by her date.
>Find her on the socials, don't start talking to her yet because beta.
>Fast forward some months to summer
>Friends graduation party, 90 degree weather. Decide to stop playing video games for a bit and go have fun with my friends.
>He has a huge clearing behind his house with pipes underneath.
>Goes for a good mile
>some roads go through
>We start playing volleyball in the clearing
>See her walking towards us with some friends.
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>8th grade mind loses it.
>She stays for a while.
>I'm literally the only person there who doesn't know her too well.
>I get tired after playing for a while and go inside for some water
>fatass.jpg
>I sit down on the couch with my drink and she comes and sits next to me
>Just us.
>We start talking and we hit it off pretty well.
>She gives me her number and snapchat.
>We continue talking, but just barely because beta
>She's a cheerleader, into multiple sports, had multiple boyfriends, beyoundmyleague/10
>She's in a relationship.fuckmylife
>The way she texts makes it seem like she isn't int rested in what you have to say. Short words, slow response times.
>I stop talking to her for a bit
>Tell S that I'm interested in her, he knows her quite well.
>Another graduation party is coming up
>She ends up going
>Not many people
>This is mid/late summer, summer school is starting up soon.
>We do some random stuff
>go inside by myself to lay down, light headed.
>D comes in and sits next to me
>Vietnamflashbacks.jpg
>"Why are you in here all alone, Anon?"
>"Tired, I didn't get enough sleep"
>"Oh, ok."
>"Why did you stop talking to me?"
>"I thought you weren't interested in what I had to say."
>"No Anon, you are super funny and interesting. I love talking to you."
>"Ok, sorry. Ill text you as soon as I get home."
>Party goes on, total cock fest, 2 girls 4 guys.
>Me and host are sitting on the couch later and she comes and sits between us.
>turns left and puts her head on my legs and her feet on the edge of the couch, over the host.
>I act like nothing happened.
>She continues flirty acts like this for a while after.
>She gives hugs to everyone. Just the way she acts makes it seem like she's flirting
>tons of guys like her. I'm so fucked.
>S asks "Is what you told me a while ago still true?" as he nods towards D
>I say yeah
>We continue texting, going slightly better this time. We get pretty close.
>Next school year comes
>D is walking around with her boyfriend and his friends
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>This guy is a total dick.
>Honestly don't know what she sees in him
>She waves hi every time we pass each other.
>The whole school is shaped like a square donut with the halls going around a courtyard.
>Me and best friends are walking around in a circle. Her and her boyfriend walk the opposite way from us.
>Every time we pass she smiles and waves at me.
>We sit together for the first half of lunch
>Then she goes and talks to her boyfriend
>Boyfriend doesn't like me. He hated me sense 4th grade.
>I stay and talk to some friends when she goes and talks to her boyfriend
>This goes on for some time
>She ends up asking me who I like over snapchat
>She obviously knows who i like, shes not stupid.
>I just come out and say its her, throwing out compliments as many times in this statement as I can. Telling her how I've liked her sense the first moment I've seen her at the 8th grade dance.
>She starts crying (She sent me selfies via sc)
>She says thats so cute, but she has a boyfriend. "we can still talk though"
>Fuck yes we can still talk I might actually have a chance with her if she just breaks up with this dick
>Go into operation get them to break up
>Me, M, and D hang out one day after school.
>We walk around for hours just talking about shit
>She says she used to like me before she started dating this guy
>Love.jpg
>Also says she used to like M years ago.
>We walk her home and as soon as we drop her off M says,
>"Hey man, I think I like D."
>"Oh. Well dude I already told her I like her and I think I might actually get a chance with her."
>M is decent 7.5/10 looks and fashion wise. He's tall and pretty fit. He's a good guy but ADHD makes him kinda weird.
>He has a much better chance at getting a girlfriend then I do, I tell him this and he agrees to let me try for her.
>Eventually M and I get her to break up with this guy
>Fuck. Yes.
>One day after school just me and her hang out.
>She takes me to a park by our middle school.
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>Over at her house people are coming left and right like she was giving birth to Christ.
>I've been there the whole day, trying to look after her.
>Her family loves me
>They're like a second family to me
>We go out to dinner, I get the younger siblings presents when their birthdays come around
>She has an older sister who did a lot of drugs and in the past forced them onto D
>I have a lot of friends that smoke weed but I never tried it because I was a pussy
>"That's good Anon, I cant date someone who smokes Weed, anyways."
>Her older sister forced her to smoke when she was younger.
>Older sister also said if D told her parents she would push D off of their roof and tell her parents that she killed herself.
>thats fucked up
>Thats what she told me anyways.
>I know now what her word is worth
>I ended up mustering the courage to ask her to homecoming after all my friends gave me ideas and encouragement
>I did the deed by signing her cast, "Homecoming? -Anon"
>She knew it was coming. My beta ass told her the night before
>She said yes
>5 other guys ask her
>All of them better then me
>She chooses me
>We don't date yet because when I told her she said, "I don't want to lose you as a friend." and, "I also like someone else in another state."
>lol wat
>My beta ass thought that was alright. "I still have a chance" I told myself. "She wouldn't actually chose some guy in another state over me." I repeated to myself.
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Here comes the really fun part
>M and another friend of mine are really into skateboarding
>I always wanted to skate but I literally live in a cave.
>They try to teach me a bit. I end up getting to the point where I can almost not fall off.
>It was good progress.
>M says, "You should try this tiny ramp, its good for beginners."
>Shits literally Mount Everest
>Jk its maybe a couple feet.
>Im pussying out so hard, I cant fucking do it man.
>I know I'm going to fall and crack my skull in two or something.
>Fuckit.jpg
>I push myself forward and prep for the fall.
>The skateboard slips from under me and I fall backwards.
>Land on my left side, Hitting my head and my left arm on the ground first.
>RIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>Am I dead?
>Nope, fml.
>I open my eyes and the whole park is looking at me.
>"I'm good!"
>I'm not good.
>cant feel left arm.
>i dint think thats suppose to happen.
>Tell M to let me sit there for a bit, I need time to get up.
>He takes a picture of me. I still haven't lived it down to this day.
>Tell them to put me on the skateboard and push me out of the way of everyone else.
>End up getting up 10 minutes later.
>Get in his mom's car and we start driving home.
>half way there my arm isn't numb anymore
>it just hurts like a bitch
>head to the hospital
>Turns out I have a hairline fracture in my left elbow.
>First bone I've damaged.
>Mom isn't exactly happy, but she's not mad at me
>Didn't mention dad walked out before I was born
>Guess I have some black in me
>Its not really that painful.
>Get cast
>Go home and clean up my living room for when my friends come to sign it.
>Try my best with only one arm
>Finally get it done before school lets out
>Wait on the couch looking out front window for friends
>a couple minute passes, no ones there yet. They're just relaxing first
>half an hour
>an hour
>two hours
>four
>they're not coming
>cry myself to sleep
>looking back on it now it wasn't even as bad as it got
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>Next day go to school.
>End up getting quite a lot of signatures
Pic related
>Pretty happy
>D is literally first one to sign it, "You are so cute and sweet, Love D."
>Its massive
>Literally 1/6th of the whole cast.
>I couldn't care less.
>Get loads of other friends to sign.
>Now everyone calls us the "Crippled couple"
>I have a cast on my arm and she has a cast on her leg
>We go to homecoming and its so weird
>I'm to afraid to do anything
>We barely dance because its impossible
>She ends up talking to literally everyone else
>Don't actually care. She's MY date. No matter how many other people want her
>This one ex of hers wanted her as his date
>He keeps trying to tell me what to do
>I politely tell him to fuck off
>I go to the bathroom
>I come out and people are starting to leave
>Through the crowd I can see he is over her with his arm on the wall behind her
>He leans in for a kiss
>She pushes him off
>holyfuckthatwasclose
>She gets mad and runs(crutches) away
>I chase after her through the crowd by putting my cast forward and pushing through
>I get to her and ask her what happened
>"He's just a dick, Anon. You're my date anyways."
>aww.jpg
>After party at a friends house
>All close friends go, some others.
>Nothing crazy. This hostess is really nice and innocent
>We all just chill and watch movies
>FUCKINGFRESHMEN.png
>We talk the whole time
>Great Night
>That night we skype for hours
>We both cry, she shows me a collection of pictures she has of us.
>tears.gif
>I go to sleep thinking how in love I am
>A lot of the same passes.
>See her in lunch, take her from class to class
>I come over extremal often
>We always get really close to each other and sometimes cuddle
>Like i said she is really flirty
>Not sexual, though.
>I didn't care. I'm in love
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>She becomes friends with this one Asian guy that always colors his hair a different color every week.
>Sometimes rainbow, different colors in the rainbow, solid color. Doesn't matter, he's a cool guy
>We both play LoL quite a lot
>He has these awesome LoL shirts.
>We're pretty cool with each other
>He ends up liking her, but lots of my other friends like her as well.
>I honestly dint mind. At the time I thought the only person she was interested in was me.
>Well I was right to a certain extent.
>One night on a weekend, we stay up all night sky ping.
>Total call time, 15 hours.
>We talk about loads of shit
>We tell each other everything we dint know about each other
>Absoultly everything
>She starts talking less and looking more upset
>"Whats wrong, D?"
>"Anon, Can I tell you something? You have to promice you wont cry."
>This cant be good
>"Sure, I won't. I'm not that much of a bitch."
Awkward pause
>"I've been dating this guy in Wisconsin for a month now. But you're such a good friend I was afraid of losing you."
>She lied to me for a month
>She made me thing I had a chance
>I was wrong
>I couldn't hold them back
>Literal waterfall
>Shes crying
>I'm crying
>wtf I'm so beta
>Take a guess what I did next
>"Oh that's ok. He's probably better then me."
>"I'm so glad you understand."
>We talk for some more hours
>We continue doing the exact same shit as always
>Talk, hug, go home, text, "Goodnight", wake up, "Good morning", and repeat
>I wouldn't let go of her
>She is my best friend
>My only chance at a relationship
>I end up seeing a picture of this guy
>He literally looks like slim Jesus
>B O I
>She goes up for a weekend to see him
>She has a blast
>My friends try to get me to do something with them that weekend
>"Hey! Lets go to D's cheer competition."
>"Why would I?"
>"Don't you want to see her?"
>"How the fuck would I see her."
>"Ooh yeah, shes in Wisconsin. Sorry."
>"Its alright."
>She comes back and does the same shit as always
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>>28640357
>/b/ros

fuck off back to your newfag containment board
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>The Asian kid is talking to her.
>I'm ok with this
>I still know she likes me more
>He's kind of depressed
>He asks her out and he gets "I'm actually dating someone in Wisconsin."
>He doesn't take it as well as I did
>He starts cutting
>He starts wearing darker clothes
>He makes her feel like shit
>He says hes going to kill himself
>He sends people to go to her and make her feel like shit
>She can't handle it.
>She is about to bitch him out when I take her phone and start texting him
>I was literally just in his position a couple months ago
>I tell him everything I would have wished to hear from her
>He calms down
>They're better now
>Thankgod.jpg
>I find out from some people that he was pushing a blowjob on some girls when he got depressed and shit
>They said no
>He said "It's ok. I'm saving myself for D anyways. I want her to be my first."
>lolwut
>Learn a whole bunch more about this kid
>He is a super creep
>I tell her everything I've learned
>"Omg thats so weird. I'm blocking him as soon as possible."
>I honestly have nothing on this guy, he seems like a good kid. But if he is thinking about her like that shit's got to stop.
>Next day I see them walking together.
>Go home and text her asking what happened
>"Oh we have the same class so I have to walk with him."
>alright that checks out
>next day see them hugging and hanging out in the foyer
>ok shes just bullshitting me now
>Previously S tried to date her best friend.
>he waited for 4 years
>just this last winter she played him like a song
>he spend $200 on her. Huge ass stuffed bear, some jewelry, whole bunch of other shit
>made my $50 Pandora charm for D look like shit
>Lol whatever I tried
>I didn't really care that i got shown up, S was my best friend and he deserved this chick
>next week she tells me that she doesn't want to date S and has no intention of it.
>B O I
>he's alright within a week. He's waited 4 years already, He can wait some more, apparently.
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>I thought of S as my hero for many reasons. He has had many girlfriends, hes really cool, he has waited for a girl for longer then I could ever imagine
>I thought if he could do it I could do it for D, she is my world
>I end up getting a lot of time to think to myself for a while
>Not sure what exactly happened but I had too much free time
>I started thinking I could get someone else besides D
>I could Imagine that she wouldn't talk to me if I was dating someone else
>I start separating from her.
>Stop caring as much about what she has to say
>how her day was
>How her conversations with slim Jesus- I mean Wisconsin boyfriend are going
>How this and that.
>I'm just obviously not there as much as usual.
>I stop going to the lunch room and saving my lunch money
>Go to the orchestra room and start playing the piano
>Use the excuse that "I need to practice"
>A friend of D and I tells me "You've really separated yourself."
>All I say is "I know."
>She texts me that night asking why Ive separated myself so much, and what is wrong
>I go on to tell her that she lied to me, has been lying to me, and what we're doing is wrong. If I was her Wisconsin boyfriend and I found out what she was doing with me and how we would talk to each other, then I would be pissed
>All she says is "Alright, I understand."
>She didn't even ask me to come back
>Alright then
>I was completely wrong about this other chick. She didn't want me.
>There is a 7.5/10 that likes me, though
>She's kinda crazy in terms of relationships though
>Kinda chick that would kill you if you liked someone else's picture
>Never done anything sexual with anyone before
>Closest thing sexual Ive done with someone was when I came over D would often sit on me, or we would cuddle or something
>I end up convincing this girl to make out with me and let me grab her ass.
>Lol I'm so beta
>She says she enjoys it
>I dint actually want to date her, so I tell her that and say "We could still be "friends with benefits." She agrees.
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>Thats as far as I've gotten with anyone. Thats my current standing
>Today I was walking around with M before school. Looked in my backpack in a compartment that I haven't looked in for a while
>See the wrist band you needed to get into homecoming
>Tell M to hold on.
>Go to the nearest door and chuck that bitch as far as I possibly can
>That reminded me to come and write this
>I rarely even look at her in school
>We never had any classes, so that wasn't an issue
>I see her in the cafe in the morning, but whenever me and M sit down, her and her friends leave.
>I assume she hates me now, I have no idea
>I honestly dint care

well that was my "Story". I know it wasn't much and not nearly as bad as most people's shit, but I had to share it with someone, and you guys are the best someone I can share it with. On that note, I just wanted to say, If you want to date someone, just ask them. If they say no, or make you wait. Only wait a normal amount of time. A month at max. No matter what they do for you or what they give you. They are not worth your time. Godspeed, /r9k/.
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>>28640474
I wrote this whole thing on my computer for /b/ then copy and pasted it. I posted it on /b/ and it 404'd because my life is so shity even they dont give a shit.
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op this is boring as fuck, fuck you
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>>28640565
nobody wants to read your novel. fuck off back to r/4chan
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>>28640591
Then don't read it
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>>28640529
Shitty underage bait. Please leave.
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This is for op
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>8th grade
>Snapchat
ufukkenwotm8? That shit isn't that old.
>>>/clubpenguin/
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