a month ago I made a thread about being a 26 NEET with no work

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2016-05-17 23:56:56 Post No. 28640200
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 23:56:56 Post No. 28640200 [Report]

a month ago I made a thread about being a 26 NEET with no work experience. I decided to take some of your advice and lie a little on applications. I read that trump book art of the deal and started to take some of those tips. I felt like 12 inches when I wrote my resume. I sent them out and I got a call back from a nice restaurant as a cook. I went into the interview and I exaggerated everything. I told him things like "I have become somewhat of a celebrity on the stove" "people say that I make the best roasted chickens they ever had, if you hire me sir, you will not regret it, believe me"
>tfw got hired on the spot and I start on Monday!
>tfw a orange celebrity billionaire changed my life

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 23:58:50 Post No.28640231
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 23:58:50 Post No.28640231 [Report]

>>28640200
But are you actually qualified to cook at a fancy restaurant? I'd hope that the food you put out actually meets their standards.

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 23:59:16 Post No.28640237
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 23:59:16 Post No.28640237 [Report]

>overzealous god-complex incites veneration
And bad men are buried with honour, what else is new?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:01:18 Post No.28640268
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:01:18 Post No.28640268 [Report]

>not saying your roasted chickens are the most fantastic classy roasted chickens of all time
>not saying you will make roasted chickens great again

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:02:37 Post No.28640292
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:02:37 Post No.28640292 [Report]

>>28640237
go away libshit

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:05:18 Post No.28640337
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:05:18 Post No.28640337 [Report]

>>28640231
>But are you actually qualified to cook at a fancy restaurant?
It's not 5 star fancy. Yes I know how to cook and I have good instincts when it comes to baking. I have been cooking, grilling, and baking since I was 14; over a decade's experience. It's at a casino and I'll be cooking turkey, roast, and baking pizzas in the brick oven.I'll also season the food, I tried some of their meals and I can improve them. I think I'll do just fine. I was born for this.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:07:57 Post No.28640380
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:07:57 Post No.28640380 [Report]

>>28640237
It's better than being suicidal and depressed like I used to be. I feel great.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:33:41 Post No.28640906
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 00:33:41 Post No.28640906 [Report]

What's the pay rate for a casino cook? Just curious