ITT: Robot musicians
Criteria:
>Depressive
>Socially isolated
>Music expresses feelings robots can empathise with
>Would not be desired by women if they were not musicians
>>28639653
when he was young
Nick Drake is the quintissential robot musician. Lived with his parents, made introverted folk music, loved tendies (probably), an heroed because shortly after his neet bux expired
The singer from Alice in Chains
Bones/SurrenderDorothy
Mimicking Birds
City and Colour
>>28639653
>Robot
>Musician
choose one m8. Music is a skill people value, therefore if you are talented you transcend autism.
>tfw I just wasn't made for these times
>>28640073
I can attest to this. I'm a spaghetti spilling autist most of the time, but once I start playing Chopin suddenly women pay attention. It's weird
>>28640116
Because they dont value your personality, they value what you do, what you wear, what you say.
>>28640073
True. But there are still many musicians that we can confidently say that, were it not for their talent/success in music, they would probably have amounted to little in life and would have failed to be socially/sexually successful.
>>28640072
I love Mimicking Birds so much but I wouldn't call it robot music, it's just a bit quiet and introverted.
Apparently the lead singer/lyricist has a day job as a bell boy at a hotel and makes music on the side.
>>28639653
>Depressive, likely a schizo as well
>never leaves his home, went so far as to shave his head so that not even other black metal fans would associate themselves with him
>Lyrics about suicide, nihilism, despair etc.
>most women wouldn't even desire him for his music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ehi9WiNmk0
>manlet
>insecure
>edgelord
>hates normies
>doesn't like going outside
Glenn Danzig would fit right in here
>>28640072
> City and Colour
The Girl is one of the most normie songs I've ever heard you faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-R6ma5JJBY
neofolk seems like a pretty robot/neckbear genre
>>28641885
get that chad out of here
>>28639653
Trent Reznor is a juiced up uber normie
>>28640044
Layne was a glam rock party boy turned edgy grunge junkie
>>28641885
You can't be a robot when you've played stadiums and have a massive cult following.
pat the bunny was a robot turned normie burnout
>depressive
>socially isolated
>virgin at 20
>skinny
>alcoholic
>edgy
>self deprecating
>that hair
>>28641968
Not much of a normie. More of a "cyborg" because he takes forever to release new music, still dark angsty shit though it's gotten more accessible lately (after With Teeth, at least). His film scores aren't exactly normie-tier either.
He has a filipina wife though. So there's that.
>>28640561
Mike, you need to stop with the black metal fagging...
>>28639653
The only thing is, Trent Reznor has extremely high sex appeal, which robots don't. He would still be desired by women regardless.
>>28640081
>Brian Wilson will die in your lifetime
It's gonna hit me as hard as losing a family member, maybe even more.
>>28639653
The usual answer is Daniel Johnston.
>>28642406
And like two days ago was the 50th anniversary of Pet Sounds. He's definitely getting up there.
>no one listed katatonia
I don't believe it
pic related
>inb4 he was married
anyone could find a girl and get married at age 19 or whatever like he did back then
if he was born into this world he would be shitposting on r9k
Pic related
Only one with talent out of this whole thread
>>28639685
now we're talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0B17ZuyD-w
/britfeel/ cultural outreach programme
>>28642551
poe ?
kigorami post 100% quality
>>28640073
oh you think if you knew how to play guitar or drums you would automatically get pussy?
FUCK YOU
it's not like that even if you're a musician you still need to be Chad to get ladies.
fuck you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28642336
If you can't grasp that Reznor is a mainstream normie for suburban edgelords, it's because you are one.
>>28643014
Confirmed for true
t. classically trained guitarist
>>28642037You're gonna carry that weight. See you, space cowboy.
>>28640561
Have you seen that One Man Metal documentary? Connor really stands out even from other BM musicians. He said at one point that he usually doesn't know whether its day or night because he blocks the windows and doesn't leave his house
I prefer his Nocturnal Poisoning stuff, even if his clean vocals are shit
>>28642037
>virgin at 20
I always liked him but now I honestly like him a lot more.
>>28643264
yeah, I was thinking of linking that too. It's a great documentary.
>>28642205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5tyuEUBWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Mjo_0ouFg
James Clayton without a doubt.
>>28639653
Sorry I love NIN but Trent was a distressed normie.
>>28644580
Nigger this song is too real, holy shit.
