This girl comes up to you and asks for your number.
How do you respond?
Say no because it's dangerous to give your number to random people
attempt to give her but have a blank and say random numbers
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>How do you respond?
like this
>>28639590
I ain't no lesbian and you look like Natalie Portman
>>28639590
>"Sorry I can't hear you, you're whispering"
"Okay"
Abloobloo comment
>Stutter some gibberish then come out with
W-wait what? Why?
>Turn red
>Shake head around looking for an exit or someone else to talk to
"Are you okay ?"
>Awkwardest smile
>barf.png
"Eewww wtf you doin"
>fml i actually liked her
happenned
Tell her I don't have a phone.
>Whip out my RNG
>Set it to output integer between 0 and 9999999999
>"four-zero-zero, two-one-three, seven-five-one-six"
Never give your phone number to a stranger
>>28639590
> spaghetti falls everwhere
If she isn't chubby then I'll give it to her.
>>28639590
>Here's my number
>Here's my car keys
>Here's my house keys
>Actually take my wallet
>Take my pants too why not
>And my shoes
>There, on your way then
>Bye
>>28639590
I would have to give my parents number because I don't have a cellphone anymore.
I really wonder what reaction she would have when she found out about that.
It must be a joke, but then I don't have a phone anyway.
>>28640143
She'd fucking cyber with your dad, waddya think would happen you loser
>>28639590
sry, i dont date girls who weigh more than me
>>28640183
My dad is like reviewbrah but on his late 60s and has to take a shitload of meds due to being bipolar.
She wouldn't cyber with him but I laughed a bit.
>>28639590
Ask her why the fuck she wants my number.
Bitch doesn't even know my name.
>>28639590
>lol why would you need that for.
Say "fuck off your asmr is shite and you only get views because you are attractive."
>>28639590
Probably tell her no and subsequently berate her until she goes away, tbqhwy family.
Do I know you? Why do you want my number?
>>28639590
ask her to read me bedtime stories
>>28641841
you prefer the ones that pretend to be your friend dont you
>>28639590
haven't been asmring lately, which one is this
>>28639590
I don't have a phone
Buy me a burner
>>28639590
Exact response depends on exact nature of how she asks me. But probably something like
>umm.... why?
>>28639630
LONDON
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hey OP did she ask you your number?
>>28639590
Her channel is only 2 months old and she already has several videos over 100,000 views and one over a million.
Of course I'm part of the problem by watching her, but she's hot and not too bad at ASMR.
>>28642959
what's her channels name?
>>28642991
ASMR Darling
I hate it when they try to use cute names.
>>28643028
the same way they think doing that puppy thing on snapchat/instagram is cute.
>protip:it's not
>>28639590
It might be super lame to say this since I'm a KVH that says he's desperate here all the time, but I would tell her she isn't my type. I don't find her sexually attractive.
>"W-what, why?"original this, motherfucker
>>28639590
I don't have a phone number, I could give you my e-mail if you want it though.
I give it to her because the only time I'v eever gotten action is when the girl made the first move because I'm too beta to make the first move and have no self esteem/confidence
>>28639628
klayman pepe
>>28639590
Here ya go..ready?
9-1-1
Call me anytime babe
>>28639590
Get suspicious, give her an angry look and shrug her off. Better safe than sorry
Give her the number to weight watchers.
>"what's your number?"
>"number one, bb"
>>28639590
>look at my phone because i don't use my phone enough to remember my cell number
>spaghetti spills everywhere
>>28639638
Upvoted and underated. Please give this man more (You)s
>>28639590
>"Why are you asking for my number? Who the fuck are you?"
>heh, nice try, w-wheres the c-camera?
>>28639590
Ask for probable cause.
>>28639590
>look behind me, because she was clearly asking some nearby Chad and i'd mistook her glance as being for me.
>>28644037
>weight watchers.
Are you calling HER fat??? For real? Have you looked in the mirror? Do you want to date stick figured women or have you not been outside? That's what majority of girls look like. That's not even close to fat.
>>28639590
im already seeing someone here i'l ad you on face book for now i guess.
>>28639590
You are chubby. Your videos and your fanbase are so bad they make me wish springbok was still stirring up shit
sorry, already seeing someone
I want to fuck her and she is adorable, but holy shit her videos are so fucking bad.
>>28643028
her videos are fucking shiiit.
She literally made a video cumming over herself about chic-afil-e while eating tendies
>>28644638
dem teeth though
>>28639590
Am I supposed to know who that is? I don't.
I'd probably give her my number.
>>28639871
Same, she's pretty ugly tbqh.
>>28639590
You look like the sort of girl who would enjoy an HD camera pointed a few inches from her face as someone else lifts up the back of her dress and shoves an unlubricated vibrating anal speculum up her arsehole.
>>28645069
i want 2 get all the shit out of it
Is this a famous person from YouTube or something? Take a screencap and send her this
thanks
>>28644993
Nobody bats 1.000. Most of her other videos are good though.
>>28639590
date her and kiss her and get her a new pair of braces holy shit thats my fetish
>>28644349
Well yeah, if that's what the majority of girls look like now, I guess being fat is so common place you'd have to be obese. To look like what we use to call fat
Sorry I have a gf and no conceivable reason why we should be friends as a result of no demonstrated commonalities of interest.
I decline.
>>28639590
>Some one I don't know
>Comes up to Anon "Jew Nose" McGee
>Asks for number
>Basic paranoid instincts tell me she's doing it for a prank or some identity theft
She's probably a liberal cuck anyway for thinking a white guy whose good with math/money is an "attractive" jew.
Fucking Stacies
>>28639590
first i'd ask her who she is and why she wants my number and depending on her answer i might giver her my number.
>>28639590
Kick her in the cunt.
>>28639590
I'd ask her where the camera is because I'm sure it's a prank
Women aren't the ones who approach you.
Even if you're a chad, they may place themselves in situations to increase the chances of getting asked by you, but they don't do the actual asking. Especially when they look like that.
So if a girl like her approached a 4-5/10 like me and asked for my number, I would just assume something is up, and tell her sorry, but I can't do that. Or really, I probably wouldn't say anything and walk away.
>>28645462
really? i've been approached by women at my hs/uni numerous times.
I actually have so much numbers i turn some down based on their personality/cuteness.
and i consider myself a 7/10 at best
>>28639590
Please leave me alone, white lady.
/pol/ has instructed me not to engage in conversation with women of your fair skin assortment.
Good day
>>28639590
Reject her. I decided when I graduated high school a gf-less virgin that I'd abstain from women forever. 25 and going strong. Rejected two women that made advances and refused every plan and date a woman ever asked me on. Feels good. Looking at their sad faces when hearing no is worth the loneliness.
She's not a neet, she gets tons of patreon money.
>do i know you?
Origami pasta
>>28645462
Dude if a girl never asked you out before you are a fucking loser. Pretty girls ask guys on dates all the time and they always initiate conversation only ugly looking motherfucker has not had girls constantly come to talk to him and ask for his number.
why? who are you?
oregano
>>28645849
this
that guy must be retarded looking and even then women would still talk to him out of pity if he was retarded so i know that anon is doing something wrong or just lying.
>>28645592
>>28645901
Please be bait, please be bait, please be bait
>>28639590
Okay, but you have to fart over the phone for me while I jack off.
>>28639590
Assume it was a dare and I'd just excuse myself.
>>28645811
I hate this stupid filter and I'm tired of seeing it.
Where did this come from?
I say "I don't have a phone" because I don't own one.
Stranger danger!
tbo
>>28648688
its from snapchat, it was made for niggers,chinks and kikes so they could hide thier ugly noses
>>28639590
I don't have a pen or paper.
>if given pen or paper.
I'd pretend to write down a number, but probably draw a picture of a shoddy cat.
I still can't believe she's dead.
>smart enough to know she must have some sort of ulterior motive
>not going to get suckered int paying for a hooker
>not going to get goofed as part of a prank or dare or some stupid shit
Say "no thanks" and walk off.
