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poleaboo where are you edition
huskies are cute
Can I get an update on Poleaboo and tilde please.
>>28637320
fedora dogs
>>28637457
WELL SINCE YOU ASKED
SHOUT IS WHERE HE WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO
NO MORE DEBT, NO MORE SPEED DEALING, AND NO MORE MOVING OUT
LIFE IS BLAND AGAIN
Um... Wut tf is a poleaboo? O_o
Anyone got a dell laptop here?
Everytime I put it on sleep it doesnt let me wake it up, fucking annoying. I have to press the power button and let it restart.
>>28637528
Stop posting in brit movies while theres no film on
What are you listening to lads?
Currently listening to this gem right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM
>tfw ordered item off amazon yesterday
>one day delivery
>It's in Plymouth at 7am
>"oh cool that's a 2 hour drive from here, should be here soon"
>still waiting
FUCKING CORNISH MAILMEN REE
>>28637537
haha ikr haha poleaboo sounds like a movie right haha 0_0
>>28637659
Least you'll get the extra you paid one day d
>>28637698
Fucking cunt phone
Least you'll get the extra you paid for one day delivery off. Amazon are at least good when it comes to customer service.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
Just over an hour left to vote for this week lads, and its all still pretty close run
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
>>28637726
it was free one-day delivery tho
I guess it'll be here early tomorrow tho. not that big a deal really.
I just get so incredibly impatient when I'm waiting for a parcel
>>28637457
I saw Tilde today at Lidl actually, he had a basket with 4 containers of cottage cheese in it and he was eating a Kitkat, I don't think he'd even paid for it yet.
>>28637894
Well if it was the free one, without prime or anything then you have nothing to complain about. That isn't one day all the time. It's basically a 'we will try for one day but can't guarantee it'.
>>28637911
fuck man what happened to tilde.
>>28637911
I saw Tilde at Lidl in Manchester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
You know the wicker man?
I never understood the scene where the blonde girl is dancing and singing naked. It was so obvious she was doing it to the camera and not the cop in the room.
Meanwhile virgin cop is sweating and shit because she is tapping his wall.
What does tilde look like?
Is there any pictures of him?
>>28638111
No, he's never posted full pics. Only some with his hands visible.
Supposedly he's a skeleton if you believe his stories.
>>28638111
Origolo
>>28638066
If thats actually true he needs to kill himself
Huh huh huh
>>28637991
Ye I guess so, I'm just being impatient.
oh well, I'll get up early and camp the door
>>28638187
Newfag mong
>>28638066
fuck I used to kind of feel sorry for him, but he just sounds like an asshole. desu
>>28638254
Sad thing is I've been here to long
Just bought a new t shirt lads
>>28638667
Let's see it then lad ?
>>28638827
just this
I like it
occ
>>28638841
I defiantly clicked the image
>>28638850
The stone roses Niiiicce one mate!
>>28638850
my brother has that exact shirt and i cringe every time he wears it
like its quite nice but people wearing band merchandise has always made me feel uncomfortable
>>28638850
Very autistic if you're over 20.
>>28638923
i got something even more autistic for you my friend
purchased this recently and loving it
>>28638968
I recommend that you never go outside
>buy enough food for 2-3 days
>tfw eating through it all in one night
Fuck, already had 3 mccoys crisps packets, 4 kitkats from those 8 packs, a sandwhich, drink and a lion bar. I'll have finished everything before 2am I reckon.
>>28638996
for the good of yourself, learn to cook my guy
>>28639015
That would mean I have to go into the shared kitchen. Fuck that.
>>28638981
Waaay ahead of you there
>>28638923
18
And is it fuck
Where you all gone lads?
My new laptop, the one my uncle trusted me with wont turn on.
Its fucked.
He'll probably kick the shit outta me if he finds out.
>>28639644
what did you do to it?
>>28639644
Fuck all, I put it into sleep and it would not come back on no matter what button I pressed. In the end I had to take the battery out and it came on. Shut it down to see if it would load up fine now and it just died
>>28637540
My earlier post
>>28639758
I doubt that was your fault though. You didn't drop it or anything did you?
>>28639844
No ive used it once since I got it and that was for about 30 minutes on youtube.
>>28639896
Maybe your uncle knew it would fail and he gave it you so he could blame you. Now he's going to ask you for the repair money. It's a possibility.
Bit early for this place to die.
Where all the neets at lads?
>>28640654
just sat around feeling mugged off my friend didn't drop me some weed off
>no poleaboo
>no tilde
Fuck this lads, I'm going to watch hotfuzz what a shite day.
>>28641151
I miss poleaboo updates today too. Fuck all these people hating on him, half of those fucks have jobs and gfs. Least poleaboo is a true robot.
>>28638850
>I defiantly clicked the image
RU DRUNK ANPON?
>>28640654
Had a meeting with my alkie nurse today. Looks like 13 June is when I'm gonna start my home detox. She's also gonna put me on antabuse. Any experience with this lads?
>>28641614
Isn't that what they give you to make drinking extremely painful for your stomach or some shit?
>>28641614
how much do you drink?
>>28641614
Why stop mate?
>>28641664
Yep, it makes you really ill if you drink. You also have avoid alcohol in stuff like deodorant and hand wash because it causes reaction, it's really nasty stuff.
>>28641727
Depends, I can get through 6 or 7 litres of strong white cider a day or some days just 3. It's also playing havoc on my diabetes.
>>28641778
It's killing me. If I keep going the way I am I probably won't reach my 40's
>>28641868
well good luck mate, that antabuse stuff sounds like that twilight zone episode.
"The Hellgrammite Method"
wish you the best hope you make it.
>>28641835
>6 or 7 litres of strong white cider
phew thought you were gonna say 4 lagers or something
>>28641835
Why did you start drinking so much? Were you touched by an uncle?
>>28641926
No, I had a fairly good childhood. I don't really know it just kind of built up over a while (my family has a history of alcoholism but I don't blame my problem on that). Once you get into a routine it's hard to break it. The doctoe also thinks I'm depressed but I'm not so sure.
>>28642073
>also thinks I'm depressed but I'm not so sure.
How is the rest of your life? Friends, gf, career etc.
>>28642185
None of the above. I've never been a particularly social person.
where can i watch people wank and where can i have other people watch me wank
>>28642231
You probably are depressed then.
>>28642303
chatroulette
>chav outside spar asking every person who goes in for spare change
Absolute scum desu. He sighs and rolls his eyes every time someone says no. Doesn't even look homeless, probably only wanted to get smashed for free.
How we gonna kill the next 4 hours fampai?
>>28642950
Why 4 hours? How are we going to kill the next 40 years more like.
>>28637659
>Cornish "men"
>>28642889
>When you know they're gonna ask you for money
>You accidentally say "sorry mate haven't got any" out of habit too early
>Then they start having a go at you for assuming they're a tramp when they ask you for money 2+ times a week
>>28643128
>walking away from a cash point
>putting money in my wallet in plain view
>some chav asks for money
>"sorry mate haven't got any"
>he replies "Your wallet is in your hands bruv" while sighing
>walk away smiling to myself
If I was alpha I would have said 'get a job cunt'. I was thinking it but I didn't want to get beat up so I kept quiet.
So who's awake and why are we still up lads?
>>28643396
I got dragged out of the house by my support worker and got all pannicky and sick then slept most of the day and woke up like an hour ago. Hikkomori life is hell.
>>28643553
>support worker
You can't drop a bombshell like that and not tell us more.
Why do you have a support worker?
>>28643320
"Haven't got any *spare* change"
is the line to go with, doesn't say you have no money, also doesn't say you have no change. You may have change but need it.
>>28643686
Who even cares desu. I like saying no to them. Point is beggars are the one type of people I can look down on and it makes me feel slightly better about my shit life. Sounds mean but that's how I feel.
>>28643590
Severe anxiety and paranoia Barely left the house in like 4 years. Technically 6 but like 2 of those I was stuck in the middle of no-where as my mother wouldn't let me leave until social services got me out of that hell hole. Now they've got me moved out, bennies and a support worker to try and get me more comfortable with things. Like even going about the house is tough even with all the curtains drawn. Just hearing people sets me off so yesterday walking down the village was a nightmare. Sorry for blogging.
>>28643836
just saying because once or twice I've almost had them start on me when in the situation you mentioned
>>28643863
>Sorry for blogging.
Don't worry about it. At this time of night the general is slow as fuck anyway.
How old are you?
Looks like still no council house for me.
>>28643886
22
Like even posting anymore is tough. Its so fucking retarded like I just get all worked up and shit scared for like no reason. Thanks for making me ramble though anon this has kinda helped.
>>28644238
how do you spend your days normally?
>>28644238
No worries mate. I find this time to be the most comfy on britfeel.
>>28644119
I've been on the waiting list for like 8 months. Given up desu.
o fucking angry right now
friend ate my cookies and said he'll just buy me a double pack tomorrow
i didn't fucking buy them for you to eat you cunt
why the fuck do people do this?
why do they feel it's acceptable?
i would never do such a selfish inconsiderate thing
my autistic cousin did this to me about a year ago with my cookie dough ice cream and we fell out about it for over a year
want to a punch something right now.
fuming.
eating this now instead but it's just not the same
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=290095420
might have a comfort wank
>>28645211
bit grim for 5:30, only really acceptable 5:am stuff is cheese toasties, shin cup, cold pizza or breakfast stuff
Finally gave up on myself and saw zootopia. Now i have full on avatar syndrome. I hate this fucking planet why can't I just go live with the cute animals?
>>28645241
furries are a thing you know
>>28645274
Yeah and cancerous as fuck. Have you seen those autists?? Not to mention the normie furries. I can't mingle with normies or autists
staying up all night was a mistake
also nice weather for you wagecucks to enjoy
quite a big uni exam in 2 hours lads
how do you feel about that?
The suspense of if this actually gets dispatched and arrives today is killing me.
My eyes can't wait to see all the pixels.
College time lads
Be back in 8 hours, I'll miss you.
>>28646215
Jokes on you lad, just been rained off, still get half a days pay (70bongs), think ima pop some oxy and get /comfy/
busted my knee somehow and it really hurts
>finish university in literally 5 days
Bricking it lads
I need structure in my life but I haven't got a job (yet)
>waiting for Overwatch to release
>>28649098
>he went to university and he's worried about his life
Fuck off normie, come back when you've got shit GCSE results, haven't had a job in 4 years, dropped out of college and have less than 20 quid a week to spend on yourself.
The only thing I have to look forward to is a new anime to wank to.
>>28649098
1. Where did you go and what did you study
2. Why haven't you been contacting potential employers 6-3+ months before this date?
>>28649660
meme uni which I won't say which one but it's recently become top 10
politics with a minor in management
dunno mate, I wasted my second year summer break and rather than doing an internship I went travelling around canada
I'd like to work in parliament so I've sent my CV off to my local MP who said he's taking on people for summer internships
it's >for free but I've got a sound bloke who's where I want to be in a few years and he's guiding me through this all
I don't want to wind up in an insurance firm or some shit. I'm also applying for the Civil Service fast stream in the winter, though I doubt I'll get far
>>28637304
St Elliot's day in 5 days
>>28649702
Well at least you're exploring options, remember that people generally get employed six months prior to graduating so you do have time to find something. Working for public service instead of private is definitely a more relaxed career from what I have heard.
I just came back from an interview for a placement at the university of leeds, the north of England is really beautiful.
>>28649762
nice one lad, good luck
>>28644973
It's just rude desu. I can't stand people with no manners or common decency.
I fell out with my friend because he borrowed a game off me and it came back with scratches. Even if I don't like someone I'll still treat their property with respect.
>Haven't applied to a job for 3 weeks
>My dad bought me a new bike as I signed up to Deliveroo n got a call about starting with them
>They said they'd call me the following week as I couldn't do a shift last week (i didn't actually have a bike when i signed up)
>No call
>So now I have a 650 bike, fucking Deliveroo have ditched me and I haven't applied to anything else since I tanked on a job interview I really wanted
>And I'm running out of money
I'm 26 and grey hairs are developing at an alarming rate
>>28649946
>being a deliveroo delivery boy at age 26
mate just become a postie, most chilled job ever
>done by mid day at the latest
>comfy walks in the morning sun
>don't have to talk to anyone
>get to do a national service :)
>>28649706
ive got it marked on my calkboard
FUCKING CONSTRUCTION CUNTS WHY ARE YOU DRILLING FROM 8 IN THE MORNING
I HAVE A HYPERSENSITIVITY TO SOUND
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN AND WAKE UP NICE AND COMFY
NOW IT FEELS LIKE MY HEAD'S BEEN CAVED IN
WHY ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28650031
Get some earplugs then you mong, those construction cunts are paying their taxes so you can claim bennies and lay in bed all day, you should go and thank them
Just sat at work picking my nose lads
>>28649967
I don't want it to be permanent. It's basically to get off job seekers. I hate being on welfare. Plus I do want to lose about 5-10 kgs.
but I am atually checking RM site now
>>28650077
fair dos mate
Ha ha another round of layoffs at work, second in 6 months. 4 more gone from our already understaffed team, and I'm only under contract until September. Not a fucking chance I'm being kept on.
Back to the dole for me lads.
>>28650045
Only a cuck would do that. Get the fuck out of here.
>>28650283
Oil?
>mfw I live in Aberdeen and gave up a retail job with imminent progression for a career in oil services technician then oil tanked and I was cut like 2 months later
been hopping between short contracts & the dole for a year now
Hey guys. I'm in the US living with a Brit roommate. Been with him since September. While I've seen him with plenty of girls as friends, he's never actually had a girl sleep over. I haven't heard him fucking girls ever, etc.
Two nights ago, I got off work early and walked into the apartment to find him and some dude 69ing on the floor. They ran into his room and I didn't see him the rest of the night.
The next day I asked him why he never told me he was gay before. It's not like I would've passed judgement, etc.
This is where things get weird. He tells me he's not gay, and that what I saw was just "two chaps having a laugh". I was like no, man, I saw you sucking his dick. And he goes "nah just two lads faffin' about".
What's his deal?
>Not knowing /tv/ memes
You guys need to get out more.
>>28650476
it's a bro job man
you don't do this?
Who /autism/ here?
megablox
>>28644973
March him down to the shops and make him buy more.
>>28647732
What kind of monitor is it? Been looking at 16:10 Dell Ultrasharps but they're all a bit pricey.
>>28650283
Sounds great mate. Getting laid off is what I want so I can sign on again.
>>28650476
This is the best one you've done so I'll let you off and give you a (you).
Keep this quality up and this could become quite the spicey new emem.
Really want to get some pepsi lads but cba to leave the house
>>28650530
lego > megablox
>>28650414
Banking. Commercial space is fucked at the minute, especially in Scotland. I used to work in Aberdeen but I'm down in Glasgow now, so it's not quite as bad here as up in Aberdeen where literally half of our customers were O&G companies.
Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones) is on tinder.
Guess it's time to get an iphone.
>>28650895
Is "x is on tinder" a meme now?
>>28650946
Don't think it's a meme I just think everyone is on tinder these days, kind of like facebook.
>>28650895
I used to think she was pretty ugly in the early seasons but now that she's got older I think she's quite sexy.
Still, Natalie Dormer is my GoT waifu, something about that smug smirk she does makes me dick diamonds
>>28650895
I bet you have a chance
Replace "int" with "r9k" (or nothing).
>>28650968
Yeah but her boobies are really disappointing.
Waiting for Arya to magically become hot desu
>>28650986
>Arya
Fetal alcohol syndrome will never be hot
>>28650974
It might be small but it's worth taking.
Got a job offer for admin job in a office for 19k. Should I take it?
>>28651044
what's the worst that could happen lad
>>28651044
Do you have any other offers?
If not then yes.
>>28650981
The only issue with native 4chan filtering is the fact it gets cleared when you clear cache.
>>28651044
Why would you not?
>>28650968
Natalie Dormer is my goddess
>>28651069
export as bookmark
>>28650968
>>28651079
too bad about those pancake tiddies, she'd be a 9.5 otherwise
>>28651059
I could kill myself out of boredom.
>>28651061
Only fast food, but I would rather be neet then work fast food or supermarket.
>>28651088
Melisandre has the best tits and she's one of the oldest.
>>28651111
Rolling for 0 tbqh
1 and 4 I will also accept.
>>28651111
Bad poosi and Ros are the best of those
Is game of normies worth watching? I've never read the books. I saw my sister watching it and all I saw was some midget trying to act witty, seemed reddit as fuck desu.
>>28651111
I don't want to but I have to.
>>28637304
Poleaboo went to sleep in his chastity device, got a good nights sleep, not major problems or disturbances
Had a shower, chastity device came off while I was washing the cage and my scrotum
It doesn't matter though, I am sufficiently trained now to not masturbate
I'm wearing sissy panties right now and not even erect, the chastity device was probably counter productive at this point anyway
Weighed myself completely naked for the first time, I'm 169.5 lbs, feels great to be under that 170 barrier I initially set for myself
Hope I can drop 5 lbs by the end of next week
Moisturiser arrived, it was from Amazon
Postman is still to arrive with the ebay stuff
>>28651130
Yesss, there's something about short haired semen demons that make my balls tingle
Morning lads
I have trouble sleeping because i'm neet. It wouldn't bother me usually butI have a bfso I feel really worthless and that he's going to leave me because i'm useless.
Getting a bf when you have low self esteem really keeps you up at night. It feels like it's only a matter of time before he leaves me.
>>28651139
It is slightly reddit, but pretty much everyone really enjoys it. It basically takes a bunch of characters and throws them into ridiculously violent situations, good for shock value.
Lads, I've decided I don't want to be alone any more.
>>28651167
Forgot to post visual guide
Also, tank top/cami arrived
>>28651239
what are you going do about it faggot
Having a siesta, lads. This Andalusian sunshine is scorching tbqh
>>28651252
looking forward to see you in your full dress with the wig
how come you haven't bought any toys?
>>28651167
Poleabooo how'd you master no fap so quickly.
>>28651282
>how come you haven't bought any toys?
This isn't a fetish anymore
Besides they'd conflict with the chastity
>>28651304
if it's not a fetish then what is it?
toys aren't for your, they're for your dom to use on you
>>28651300
It's about have a goal other than not masturbating for the sake of not masturbating
For me, it's to prove I really am trans and this isn't just a fetish
>>28651317
I don't have a dom
>no a fetish
It's a lifestyle, I want to become female
>>28651340
if this is real then you've absolutely gone off the rails, I wish it were just to see people's reaction when you turn up to court dressed up like a girl from harajuku
you'd also get a bf from here pretty easily
>>28651379
his life is fucked beyond repair. so he does this girl thing to to take his mind off it, its a coping mechanism. its pathetic really, he will kill himself soon
>>28651379
>you'd also get a bf from here pretty easily
>wanting a paki bf
>>28651408
He's not a real person.
Chances are he's just snatched these photos from some hijra site and is slowly releasing them along with the story. That or he has gone to extreme lengths (buying clothes and shaving) to convince us that he's really doing this. In a strange way he would be, so it's not really ironic. It's like being ironically fat.
He's yet to provide me with the court details and slightly changes the story each time. As well as never having provided any evidence that the crimes he brags about even happened, and as far as I can find they haven't.
>>28651425
i'd be his top bf so long as he wore perfume
>>28651442
>He's yet to provide me with the court details
because he hasn't been indited yet
>and slightly changes the story each time
You're just too slow to understand
>As well as never having provided any evidence that the crimes he brags about even happened
No, it's just that you shoot everything down as fake, any image posted her is worthless as you'd always consider it manipulated or counterfeit
>>28651500
No image has ever had anything verifiable, so yes it's worthless. The details you provided about your "intermediate diet" were also shown to be false because no record exists.
You trip over your story nearly every thread. First the trial was in Aberdeen, then Manchester, now Aberdeen again. Where will it be next week? What excuse will you come up with for not giving out more details?
>>28651540
that's the problem when you have more than one person peretending to be poleaboo
>>28651540
>>28651500
Has it occurred to anyone else that "Poleaboo" and the "Poleaboo Detective" are the same person?
>>28651540
>First the trial was in Aberdeen, then Manchester, now Aberdeen again.
It was never in Manchester, you're just a fucking idiot
>The details you provided about your "intermediate diet" were also shown to be false because no record exists.
I'm sure records do exist, you're just to incompetent to find them or more likely you're a liar
>nothing verifiable
because I don't want to be doxxed, which is completely normal you fucking cunt
>>28651586
they must be
nobody else cares, maybe poleaboo is doing this to generate more interest in himself? pretty sad
>>28651586
the poleaboo detective that posts screenshots of the polish girls' facebook is actually poleaboo
there's another detective that knows poleaboo isn't real, he's the one who called the sheriff's office
>>28651591
Phoned the records office mate, it's all bunk.
>don't want to be doxxed
And yet you previously claimed that /brit/ had doxxed you, which also turned out to be a complete lie also.
I really wonder how long you'll keep this up. How long do we need to keep dancing like this?
the biggest issue I have with poleaboo's story is that he is still getting jobs despite having an upcoming court date, which you have to declare when you apply for a job
no employed would hire a potential prison monkey
>>28651586
>tfw you will never play an elaborate game of cat and mouse with yourself
>>28651622
>Phoned the records office mate,
prove it
>>28651629
Hasn't had a job in 8 months/since he was arrested
>>28651668
I did prove it. I posted everything I said and did, even the number I called.
If there were actually records there we would have them, it's been months now that you've been quibbling about "no proof of no proof" when the onus is entirely on you to prove your character's existence, claiming "oh, there's some proof over there go and get it" isn't good enough. I went there. I looked. There wasn't anything.
You're a fake.
>>28651668
don't ever have the gall to reply to me again you smelly paki fuck
>>28651693
>I did prove it. I posted everything I said and did, even the number I called.
That's not proof,
Call them and vocaroo it
> I went there. I looked. There wasn't anything.
You're a fake.
yes there was, you're lying
Can't wait for magic mushrooms to be used for treating deression
>>28651719
Maybe if you actually posted some proof? That would be a start.
You say I'm lying, so delvier proof. Where is the proof that this character exists?
I believe you poleaboo and stand by you. Don't let this normie get you down. Probably a unifag.
>>28651802
reminder poleaboo is a unifag
>>28651819
kek claims he was, probably hogwash like everything else
Istanbul was 11 years ago
Please please be a original commento
just got an email from chip asking if i want to do a joint album
what do lads?
>>28651925
reckon that's bs Tbh
How do you buy condoms without being embarrassed?
They come in security cases so self-service isn't really an option.
>>28651950
order off amazon you mong
also I worked on checkouts for a year, no one gives a shit, we're all zombies, you're all faceless to us, we just move things around until we hear a beep
>>28651950
>How do you buy condoms without being embarrassed?
buy them online
>>28651964
>>28651967
wouldn't be able to return them if they didn't fit or gf didn't like the taste/feel
>>28651935
nah i reckon it was someone bantering bugzy and he took it serious
>>28651950
go into a pub toilets and buy them dickhead
>>28651975
why is your gf sucking your dick with a condom on?
>>28651975
loooool I don't think you'd be able to return them anyway mate
how can you be embarrassed about buying johnnies but then are prepared to take them back because "t-they're too big and my gf doesn't like toffee banoffee flavour :)"
>>28652000
>putting change in machine
>pissed up blokes come in
>start shouting WAHEEEYYYY HE'S GETTIN THE SHAGS IN TONIGHT, WHERES YER GF MATE NAH HE'S GOIN TO AVE A POSH WANK INNE HAHAHAH WAHHEEYYYY
>>28652002
she won't do skin to skin
>>28652046
so so bent
>>28651950
Get your mum to buy them.
They're usually one size fits all, durex standard should be fine.
>>28652046
What the fuck? Is this new bait?
>>28651975
don't chat shit you utter melt
>>28652046
Literally made me laugh out loud at work. You must be fucking hideous to settle for a girl that useless
oh forget it, wish I hadn't asked
>she won't do skin to skin
imagine having a life this pathetic
>>28652079
>that image
I'm sure somebody's leg has the same sensations that a fucking erect cock has...
Condoms are fucking shite, you either get a loose baggy one that it useless or you get one that numbs all sensation in your dick
>>28652110
yeah condoms are fucking shite Tbh can never get hard in them
>>28637540
should have got a thinkpad faggot
>>28637635
outkast hey ya
By the way lads aldi do their own pringles for a quid and they're fucking great
>>28652170
Great but I'm not fat
>>28651925
Mate he's going to let you feature in the skits at best, go over his head and do a deal with Jme.
>>28652170
their jaffa cakes are proper shit though, the sainsburys basics ones are lush
>>28652182
neither am I mate
>>28652192
you eat pringles fatty
>>28652228
I'm 10 stone you mong
>>28652235
and 3 foot tall
>>28652235
you still eat pringles you unhealthy mong
>>28652268
5'9" pal
>>28652281
never said I was healthy said I wasnt fat
>>28652188
we'll have to see mate, got a collab with ghetts and one with aj tracey touching road soon, which should boost my name within the scene
>>28652289
>5'9" pal
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
>>28652306
fair point
Lorem ipsum
>tfw I find it easier to talk to prostitutes tha my own friends and family
Where did everything go so wrong?
>I spent a lot of money on a fragrance hoping when I smell it, it would bring back all the good feels of my youth.
it doesn't.
>>28652348
>he pays good money to talk to prostitutes
what is wrong with you
>>28652348
>having friends
Normies go home pls
>>28652348
>friends
fuck off normalshit
>>28652363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>28652386
Pay for 2 hours, normally finish in an hour and a half so we lie there and talk.
Leedsfags where we at?
>>28652348
>friends
NORMIES EUNT DOMUS
>>28652386
I'm assuming he fucks them too. A lot of them talk. It's a timewasting technique they use. The good ones talk after sex to stop you from wanting to go again if you have time left.
The bad ones will start talking when you walk in, and won't start the sex until you do. Not worth going to these again, usually shit.
>>28652415
Conjugate the verb "to go"?
>>28652395
right in the feels thanks
>>28652456
It's a good skit, hits home for many of us.
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>28652479
when you stopped hanging out with friends so that you could post on 4chan
hope the memes were worth it
>stupid fuck nigress neighbor blasting nigger music again
Not sure why nobody has reported this dumbfuck to the council yet, I'm leaving in 2 weeks anyway so icbf with the work.
fucking dumb niggers disrupting the peace as usual with their chimp behaviors.
>b-b-b-ut niggers are our friends! w-w-we hate pakis and pajeets! b-b-b-rit9k culture rite?!! BREXIT! out with slav and polish goddesses in with fat nigresses!
I wet the bed last night
not this again:(
>>28652493
My friends all went off to uni and now have careers. I felt embarrassed hanging out with them being a 25 year old working shit minimum wage so I cut off all contact. The final straw was when my childhood best friend bought his own house, fully paid, after he got a senior position at rollys royce.
I have nothing in common with them anymore and can't relate with them.
>>28652538
why don't you report her to the council
>>28652580
Did you read his post? He's leaving in 2 weeks anyway.
>>28652580
nigger im moving to a much better house(and neighborhood, since nigs can't afford anything worthwhile).
Can't be bothered bitching to the council and following up and shit, i havent even called HMRC for that 80 quid they stole from me yet.
>>28652601
>>28652608
no right to complain about it if you won't do anything
>>28652619
We're robots, we are the kings of doing nothing all day.
>>28652608
can i just walk over you as well?
>>28652630
come at me faggot, i'll knock you the fuck out.
I've been in a fair few scraps.
>>28652421
you sounds like you know your way around prostitutes.
>>28652641
I've been in a fair few scraps.
kek those hand-me-down clothes you wear
>>28652663
you can talk, probably sat in primark clothes.
>>28652641
>Too pussy to ask his female black neighbor to turn down music.
>Too lazy to get back 80 GPB from the goverment.
You won't do shite mate, you'll probably just complain somewhere else. how people called you out for doing fuck and all.
>>28652672
Matalan and fruit of the loom
>>28652677
im just lazy you fuckwit.
ill get the 80 bongbucks probably tomorrow, I can use it to buy some new jeans or something.
just spent 80 quid on sports direct
>4 pairs of jeans
>6 tshirts
>a hoodie
>10 pair of socks
>2 pairs of trackies
>>28652706
>buying lots of shitty 5-10quid jeans
>not just buying a halfway decent 40quid one off of guess
mate...
I'm bored as fuck. Being neet is killing me. Someone suggest something to watch, i'm so bored, i've been watching kitchen nightmares and skipping to the parts where ramsey yells the most.
>>28652769
>having to wear the same top every day and not being able to wash it because you have nothing else
I'd say he made the right move. Who's going to see him? Their clothes aren't exactly oxfam tier.
Finally picked the name I'm going to start tagging with, when I say tagging I mean working with markers and spray paint in a3 sketchbook and maybe buying some canvases for my better stencil work
what are your hobbies lads?
>>28652608
Post some dogshit through her letterbox on your last day
>>28652799
buy a cheapshit 5quid one for most days, use the good 40quid one when you want to be semi posh
>>28652769
I go outside like once every few months
>>28652706
Why didn't you just go to primark? All that would have came to like 40 or 50 quid
>>28652861
can't go to busy places senpai, plus it's easier for me to just order online
>>28652780
Watch The War Game, that docudrama the BBC banned in the 60s because they thought it was too traumatising.
>>28652856
I don't see how much better you can get out of a polo shirt for 40 quid compared to 5 quid. You're basically paying for the brand logo which is a bit sad, the shirt quality is the same.
>>28652880
Would you say it's more traumatising than Threads? Not him, just interested. Currently watching Rescue Dawn.
>mfw my dad knows some pakis in Manchester who sell knock off gear
>mfw I buy a bunch of fake stone island gear that looks just like the real thing
Can't believe normies actually pay 100s of piddy poonz for a label.
>>28652838
Being depressed, walking around at night. Breaking an entry into empty buildings.
>>28652857
perfect, itll be in pristine condition.
>>28652883
were talkin bout jeans, look at the initial post.
also theres no way some 5quid primark top is as good as a 40-50 ralph lauren one. It's not 10x better if that's what you're complaining about, but still better.
>>28652894
I found it more intense, yeah.
It's how matter of factly it's presented. A voiceover effectively saying "this is definitely going to happen" in a calm, clear news report style.
The gut punch of showing something unspeakably horrific and giving you enough time to think it's just speculation, before stating that it has already happened at Dresden or Hiroshima is great too.
>>28652921
M8 you've posted about this before. Everyone knows you're wearing cheap shit, don't kid yourself.
>>28652838
>what are your hobbies lads?
Same old vidya and anime. Keeps me from going insane and makes the days go by quicker.
>>28653041
>implying I leave the house more than twice a year
I'm laughing directly at your life right now senpai
>>28653072
Why would you spunk your dosh on fake gear if no one will see it anyway?
You're chatting shit, pal.
>>28653096
I'm just trying to make shit conversation but you're spoiling it.
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, GO AWAY CUNT
I'm starting to gain weight thanks to olanzapine so I'm going to start exercising daily what does r9k tihnk of my routine
10 push ups
20 burpees
20 mountain climbers
5 minutes shadow boxing
40 sit ups
50 curls
15 lateral raise
20 hammer curls
10 static lunges
30 minutes cycling
Having chicken breast with ham and cheese inside with chips for tea
Been offered a job lads. 16,800GBP, call centre (inbound).
This will be the first job I have ever had, the end of my NEEThoodfor now.
Just went into the toilet after a paki lad at work. We've only got stalls, no urinals.
He's pissed EVERYWHERE. All over the seat, up the back and walls, big puddle on the floor.
It HAD to be deliberate. Refuse to believe anyone is so hopeless they can't even piss properly.
What is wrong with these people?
>>28653124
If you've got the motivation to do all that then go for it lad
>>28653150
>he doesn't write his name in piss
I want normies to leave
>>28653149
rather underwhelming, but if its only support/inbound then its alright.
>>28653124
retarded as shit mate, sounds like what a normie fattie do you even liftie would come up with.
>>28653165
Will go for it mate, don't want to stop taking my meds cause of one shitty side effect
>>28653219
>retarded as shit mate
Can you explain why or was you just memeing me lad
>>28653124
Are you a boxer?
or did you just steal a boxers cardio circuit.
>>28653149
That's very low pay desu
>>28653219
>>28653326
>low pay
>rather underwhelming
Bear in mind I have been NEET for 1+ years and have no degree.
>>28653338
I got 16.5k for my paid internship so it just seemed very low to me. I suppose if you've been a neet for so long it might be good.
What are the hours?
>>28653326
fuck you cunt its more than I make.
>>28653372
what the fuck do you do to make so little?
>>28653355
35 hours a week, 5 over 7 so I might (read: will) have to work Saturdays sometimes or the occasional Sunday.
>>28653372
How pathetic~
how much do you make?
Off to the job centre lads.
Feeling they are going to sanction me, feels bad as fuck.
MAYBE ALL THE NORMIES AND THERE NORMIE FUCKING JOBS SHOULD PISS OFF
>>28653395
Sounds okay, long as you get the 2 days off a week. With a lot of those 5 over 7 jobs you get forced into covering for people on your days off.
Still, i'd keep applying for other jobs on your time while you work it. You don't want to be stuck at a call centre on such low pay.
>>28653395
That is God awful m8. I guess having a degree really does pay off.
>>28653395
Damn, at 17k I thought you were part time. You're getting shafted with that salary.
>>28653445
It's not even a livable wage.
>>28653445
>>28653461
why don't you smug cunts fuck off to brit
>>28653149
>16,800GBP
Anything below 18k isn't even worth getting out of bed. You should be aiming for 21k at least if you're over 23.
>>28653391
baker
6k a year
>>28653445
>hey guys I went to uni look at me
>>28653500
Getting into uni isn't hard senpai. A degree is almost necessary these days otherwise you get fucked for life.
Poleaboo just bought some more girl clothes
Some lounge pants this time
Really hope this is the last item I feel I need to buy
>>28653489
not everyone lives down south, that's not to bad for the north
>>28653496
That's below minimum wage. You must work so few hours to earn that.
>>28653500
Who hasn't these days?
>>28653496
6k for a baker? Part time i'm guessing? You a unifag working part time or summin?
>>28653532
>>28653533
20 hours a week
not much call for bread to be baked during the day, so I go home at 10
Wow a lot of people in this thread know fuck all about salaries , he's been out of work for a year and hasn't got any certifications. It what meme land part of Britain can you walk into a 25K salary like that.
>>28653522
Are you going to go girl mode 24/7?
>>28653512
>smug smug smug, be like me me. smug smug smug
>>28653532
I can tell you have the arrogance is dripping off you
>>28653552
>and hasn't got any certifications
Maybe he should look into getting some before working. It gets harder the older you can to get them.
taking a afternoon nap with the sound of the rain outside lads.
>>28653546
>20 hours a week
That still seems kind of low. At 40 hours you'd be on 12k? Are you a 'baking apprentice' or some shit?
>>28653552
don't you know everyone here is a university educated and middle class
also daddy can always get them jobs that pay 25k a year too for your first job
>>28653546
20 HOURS PER WEEK FOR 6K?
>>28653558
Because I have standards for what I should be paid? Good luck saving, being independent and actually enjoying life while earning under 17K.
>>28653553
That's the dream, lad
>>28653571
>old neet with no work experience
>go back to school I'm sure an even longer without work will help you
>>28653489
Who is offering 21kGBP to a non-graduate 23/yo NEET with no experience?
(Hint: no one)
>>28653445
it depends what someone does with the time
with those four years at uni you effectively 60kish down where you could be earning money working, even more if you factor in the debt depending on your conditions.
>>28653592
nah it's part of the supermarket
it's literally the lowest tier job you can get in the company, because cleaners are on contract
>>28653615
if I worked every week and didn't pay NI I'd be taking home just over 7k, but I'm not even given my full hours most of the time and overtime is a pipe dream
>>28653615
You have nothing but the mans cock up your arse wagefag
>>28653643
I'd just stay neet. That seems like a joke gig.
>>28653632
How much do you actually think uni costs?
60k is ridiculous
>>28653632
The """debt""" you get from going to university is a joke. What other loan do you know of that you only pay off a little bit at a time when you're earning over 20K, you can choose not to pay and won't have to if you lose your job, and economists recommend not paying off in full if you have the means because it's such a low repayment?
>>28653658
looks better on the cv than nothing, that's the only reason I'm still there
>>28653571
Golden fucking advice mate, how's he meant to do that then, apprenticeships pay like trash, university puts you in debt and you need the money to be able to commute and live. Wake up unicunt, you think everyone whose a waiter or a janitor can just fuck off to uni?
>>28653602
I wish you were joking but it really seems like that.
>>28653615
>smug smug smug look at how successful I am smug smug smug you should wagecuck like me smug smug smug
>>28653668
>>28653672
I mean 60k as the wages you would be earning with an average pleb job, even a supermarket gig would net you 15k per year.
you are not earning while you spend time studying
>>28653615
>enjoying life while earning under 17K.
Me and my bf earn 17k and 19k each. together we have 36k.
It is not too bad desu. Bills are paid easily, we get to save a little too and we have disposable income for video games. Sorry if I triggered anyone.
>>28653698
>average pleb job
>60k
mate you are delusional, that's middle management with 15 years experience
average for a fresh out of uni is 24k, national average is about 26k
>>28653677
>university puts you in debt
The debt isn't like others. You only pay it when you are working you bellend.
>>28653701
That's better because you are combining incomes and sharing bills.
>>28653698
No but you get a degree which is permanent.
The security it gives you and the higher salary you're more likely to earn makes up for it.
What kind of a decent job would you be able to land without a degree?
>>28653722
>reading comprehension
what is 15 x 4?
>>28653749
Before or after taxes? :^)
>tfw parents always borrowing money from me
>say theyll pay me back when they next get payed
>just ask for more money
>owe me like 2000 pounds now, not even sure
they just asked me for a loan of 300, i asked why and they just said "dont worry we'll pay you back"
do they have a drug problem or somethng
>>28653741
aren't most people?
>>28653749
60 had to use a calculator
>>28653793
I hope so with wages this low.
>>28653742
>What kind of a decent job would you be able to land without a degree?
anything if you have the connections
Uni is a good chance to build the above especially with a work placement/internship year and even making acquaintances in your field, but connections will always be the end all to finding a job.
remember that robots, if you spend those four years neglecting everything apart from that piece of paper and you expect to walk into a great job directly after you're in for a rude awakening.
>>28653668
It's more than 60k.
You lose 15k at minimum wage from not working each year. Then there's 36k in tuition, then the 20k in maintenance loans, minus the 12k grants you don't need to pay back.
So university leaves you 104k down before you've even got a job.
Then what, you'll be making about 21k out of uni? That gives you a 3k more than what you would be on which is about ~18k after 4 years experience.
It would take 30 years of working before you finally caught up.
What a joke university is. What a meme.
>unifags
WE NORMIEFEEL NOW
Anyone want to buy me a 15 quid xbox live voucher?
>>28653793
Most people here won't ever get a partner. They will always be alone, that makes things even harder. Which is why a degree is even more important for them, otherwise they will be on shit pay struggling with life forever.
Minimum wage is fine IF you have someone to combine wages with. If not, you need to start coming up with a plan asap or you will be fucked and crying yourself to sleep every day by age 30.
I know because I was fucked on my shit pay till I met my bf and we moved in together. Lifes gotten so much easier and better since then.
>>28653823
Are you factoring in salary increases over the years because you have a degree? 21K is the starting average.
>>28653877
what are parents
what is housing benifit
what are roommates
>>28653823
21k is starting mate. Most grads move up to higher paying salary brackets in the company after a few years.
>>28653900
>>28653919
The only thing I've done is assuming growth for each is pretty much the same. So while you might end up on 30k with a degree you could be on 27k without.
Everyone here is saying go uni, but what about those geezers who get those degrees that don't land them anything. Or those geezers who fuck up and leave with a 2.2. Same debt but if you leave with a piss-poor grade or no work experience won't you be forced to take crap jobs to make up for it.
People are talking like employers actually give a shit about degrees, they want work experience you're degree is only relevant for the first two years after you graduate.
>>28653823
>36k in tuition, then the 20k in maintenance loans, minus the 12k grants you don't need to pay back
this is why people are moving to Germany/Netherlands for their undergrad after the conservatives fucked everything after the tuition fees and payback freezes.
a few hundred euro in uni fees compared to 9k per year back in England, lower living costs and rent too. And the benefit of having German/Dutch under your belt compared to the EOP's back home
>>28653901
Parents won't be around forever. They want to retire and live peacefully. They don't want to have to support you forever.
>>28653944
you mean like working in a supermarket bakery for fuck all when you've got a first class masters in physics?
yeah I imagine it must be pretty bad, I imagine I'd probaby kill myself quite soon
>>28653230
>m-muh bodyweight
>ima just post random exercises I think i heard somewhere and put an arbitary number or someshit
nigga you gon end up like those pajeets in the gym ive seen since forever who still look like fatasses/skinnyfats even though they "train" for seemingly 10 hours a week.
Go to a decent bodybuilding website (ie not reddit/bb.com/most of fit).
If they have a forum for steroids then theres a good chance its full of at least intermediate level users who know something, as opposed to brainless fat fucks inhabiting the meme sites i posted.
>>28653901
>don't worry baby, I may only earn 6K but it's ok because I still live with my parents
That's a pantie soaker if I ever heard one.
>>28653230
>bodyweight exercises
They're a meme
>>28653965
It acutally happens lad, all the time you hear about this blokes who've spent their youth in academia chasing a job they were promised.
only to find out, its not what you know, It's who you know. Pretty tragic desu.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html
>>28653630
Night shift work in any grocery give you that, plus stocks/discount card(tesco).
shits so easy i cant even be assed getting a job relevant to my experience up here in the north since theyll either pay less/shit hours/its not 5 minute walk away,
>>28653995
yeah I know it happens mate, that's literally my situation
>>28653964
not forever just until they die
>>28653979
some people don't care about status symbols and trying to impress others
Is it so hard to think that money doesn't buy happiness
>>28653997
Go mate, Tell another.
>>28653965
have you tried going back to uni or asking daddy?
my daddy said if I get my degree his friend has a job waiting for me, you could try that.
>>28654009
>some people don't care about status symbols and trying to impress others
Yes, people who failed are ones who seemingly 'dont care'.
The Prime Minister isn't spending every penny we have stopping brown people coming here why does he hate Britain so much?
>>28654046
both my parents failed in their duty to make connections for me
>>28654046
3/10
Lad you were abit obvious.
>>28654029
You already got proven wrong.
If you don't mind living a plebeian life, then you can also work for a hotel or something that offers accommodation for you.
You get about 13k a month so barely any tax, 3k tips, 2-3k savings cause of free food and 6000+ saved from not paying rent or utilities, 0 transportation bills cause its a 5 min walk.
youll have to live in a shithole like devon or cornwall though, and you might end up with subhuman trash who are noisy at night.
>>28654054
If the only way you can impress people is through earning money and the fact your trying to convince internet strangers that your way is the right way only makes it seem like you are a dearly unhappy person
>>28654090
I'm not the geezer you were talking too, I just thought it was funny you thought as mong was getting paid 21k, working in his local tesco.
Maybe if you're the night shift manager, not if you're some cunt fresh off his bike.
So go on mate, tell another, I could use a good laff.
>>28654073
>everyone has a stable upbringing
>>28654101
Mate, i'm not a unifag, i'm one of the failures. I say I don't care because it makes me feel better. Deep down I care, I know I fucked up.
>>28653820
Basically this. Unifags think they can get some generic meme degree in Politics or Philosophy and land a 50+ grand a year job.
A degree makes things easier sure, especially if you want to work abroad but the vast majority of jobs require being in the right place at the right time, getting lucky with your interview or knowing the right people.
>>28654112
Are you stupid as shit?
my 30 hour work week is 288 quid weekly. I can work saturday nights and get 50% sunday premium which puts it near 400.
1550ish per 4 weeks (which is about 1700ish a month).
plus 50% per bank holiday worked, plus extra off on your birthday or any day of that week plus stocks etc.
It's not a bad gig for plebs/pajeets/students/pakis/chavs up in the north.
Our super cunt faggot night manager must make like 40-50grand, he does 60 hour weeks almost. supervisor prolly in the 30.
>>28654055
>The Prime Minister isn't spending every penny we have stopping brown people coming here why does he hate Britain so muc
>>28653995
>>28654008
>its not what you know, It's who you
Your fault for not networking and doing internships at uni
The uni notifies you about networking events and you have your summers to intern
no excuses
>>28654055
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!
https://youtu.be/3NzsZhFvFB8
>>28654235
fucking kek that's not how networking works
sure I had summer placements in industry but it's not very good if it's
-not where you want to work
-they only take phd students
>>28654235
tell that to the the lad who jumped mate.
>>28654287
>white
no sympathy
looks autistic too
>>28654055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCo4Mn0n9cQ
>>28654287
Looks like that Gabriel who plays for Arsenal.
Very chimp like.
>tfw because Arsenal came second wenger gets to keep his job for a little bit longer.
Thank god I'm not an Arsenal fan.
>>28649545
Bet you apply to jobs with an anime picture you attention seeking virgin cuck
Kill your self and do not only the normies a favour but the betas to.
>>28654239
>As a black women
Why was she even on Nigel's team?
>tfw got a degree but work nights at maccas
Time well spent lads.
How do I stop fapping to really weird JAV porn
it's destroying my life
>>28654459
What was your degree and what classification?
>>28654475
Hair and beauty
>>28654475
Criminology, 2:1
>>28654520
Forgot to mention it was a BA(hons)
>>28654520
>Criminology
There's your problem
left my laptop on last night dl a game now its installed windows 10 wtf how do i get windows 8.1 back?
>>28654520
>CriminologyYour degree is in his back pocket
>>28654520
Have you tried joining the local bobby's mate?
Just took a dump so big I could probably put it up for adoption
>>28654540
If it has a classification it is an honours degree.
Masters don't have classifications (integrated do but they aren't real masters despite being counted level 7).
Now you know.
>>28654598
No jobs going in my local and police scotland will dump you anywhere if your preffered location ain't there.
Last time I checked I need a license too. I keep meaning to get my driving test done, just always too tired/lazy.
I fucked up my FP3 exam today, lads. I don't know what even happened. The paper was nothing like any of the past papers I did. The first question has been the same topic for over 15 years and for some reason today it was different.
And it only went down hill from there. FP3 was supposed to be any easy paper, since the general style of the questions are pretty consistant every year.
I don't think I can get into university anymore, lads. What do I do now?
>>28654757
Stop being underage and fuck off. It's like listening to primary school kids whine about key stage 1.
>>28654757
>I don't know what even happened
you didn't study enough
>>28654757
Don't worry about it too much, the scores are adjusted for the difficulty of the paper. So long as your classmates weren't laughing about what a cakewalk it was you're pretty safe.
Did a paper at uni and I bombed one of the three questions, but still ended up getting like 75 overall because of how they're adjusted. Grade boundaries at A level are even worse for this, your 30/90% could translate to a 72/90 for the A.
>>28654757
I'm currently 3rd yr maths. 2 options if you truly fucked up and it messed up your grade.
1. Take a year off next year repeat the exam and apply to uni a year late you can probably get into a better uni this way since you've got more than predicted grades.
2. Stop being a faggot and worrying over a little exam go to your back up uni or whatever it's called on UCAS and just get it out of the way instead of wasting time and money on resits and reapplying.
I picked option number one and I would have rather just gone to a mediocre uni and got it out of the way.
>>28653400
I've never understood how people get sanctioned, just make shit up. They can't ask employers if you actually applied for jobs because of Data Protection rules.
>>28654895
>wanting to be finishing uni at 25
no thanks
>>28654895
Thanks for the advice. And sadly my back up uni is another one that I can't go to if the grade boundaries of this paper were any like the year before. I'm expecting a U to be honest.
Sorry for being a whiny faggot. I just didn't expect it to bomb to hard and I had no where else to vent other than /britfeel/ where everybody is complaining about their shit lives anyway.
>Took up security job 2 weeks ago
>On my own in the gatehouse right now, quiet shift and barely anyone had been in so just sat on my phone
>Need a shit so fucking bad you have no idea
>Don't want to go take a shit because if someone turns up and the security guy wasn't there questions may be asked
What do
Should I risk it
Surely I'm allowed to have a poo but it's a pretty big factory with terrorist prevention shit active so if anything happens while I'm away from my desk I'm looking at a criminal record man
Its time to derail this fucking thread. Any Liverpoolfags. What are our chances for tonight?
>>28654985
Take a dump behind your booth
>>28654983
See what you can get in clearing. It's probably shit now since there are so many more people doing A-levels even just 4 years ago.
>>28655002
football is the most boring sport, prove me wrong
>>28655012
I am legitimately considering going into the cleaners closet just outside the office and shitting in a bin
>>28655002
I don't like football. Don't fucking post about it.
>>28655043
cricket exists
>>28655002
You're gonna lose 2-1.
>tfw have sky sports package
>tfw BT are bros and showing it for free.
Gid Cunts.
>>28655043
>>28655053
I don't like animu but you sad cunts post that shit.
Everyone has different tastes mate.
free my nigga earl
>>28655091
>I don't like animu
>comes to 4chan
mate sort your life out
>>28655091
People shit on the weebs 24/7 mate, what's your point.
>>28654757
>wahh the questions weren't what I thought they'd be
Is this what education has come to? Jesus christ
>28 year old mature aged uni student in my group for a group project
>has reputation of being useless and disappearing
>had to work with him before for a paid job and he was dead weight
>one week in he tells us he has depression/social anxiety
>proceeds to not do any work
>stopped showing up to class and meetings within 2 weeks
>make course coordinator aware of this
>he gets put on notice
>he wasn't aware of this because he never showed up to class
>have not seen him in a month
>facebook keeps telling me about all of the uni social events he puts himself down for during this time
>he finally failed the subject this week since he did no work
>still see all the new uni smash bros events he signs himself up for
Is it possible that you can be too depressed to do any work or show up for class but still be okay enough to go to social events, or does this guy really just have an abysmal work ethic that he uses self-diagnosed 'depression' as an excuse for with no intent to improve himself? I'm glad he finally failed and will be held back a year, he's pulled the same shit with no repercussions in previous semesters
>>28655126
You've posted this every other day for fucking weeks lad, shut the fuck up about it already.
>>28655112
I use to, but outgrew it, like metal.
Now I come for /sp/ and britfeels only.
>>28655117
My point is, don't tell me what I can and cant do mate, I'll end you.
>>28655146
literally two or three times in the span of a month
>graduate jobs now being replaced by apprenticeships
It's fucking over for me.
>>28655161
> I'll end you
Fuck off mate, you couldn't end a fucking blade of grass. You want to post shit about footy I don't give a toss, but don't expect people not to treat you the same as they treat the weebs. now jog on.
>>28655183
come up with some new material fagatron
>>28655220
The new material is he finally failed and I can stop caring about him or his fucked up life
consider it a status update since you care enough about me to remember some shit I posted weeks ago
>>28655091
Which fucking channel is it on
I'm at work and we don't have BT sports but Internet says they're showing it for free on YouTube and their free "showcase channel" - the fuck is that?
Anyone else here on ESA?
I really fancy some jelly, lads
>>28655237
Why'd you even care in the first place mate, sounds like you're the one with the problem desu.
>>28655258
cut out all sugar from your diet
>>28655254
10 years m8
>>28655276
Are you ever afraid that the DWP are spying on you?
>>28655208
Why would I end a blade of grass neebs?
>>28655251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw9JKyZjm7k
6:30 kick off.
>>28655286
No because I only leave the house once a month.
>>28655299
fuck if I know but you're shit out of luck if you ever try mate.
>>28655286
yeah i do all the time
but i suffer from paranoia
>>28655299
Ergh that'll probably absolutely kill my phone Internet limit
I get 2gb a month
>>28655261
Because he was dragging our whole group down with a forced and monitored obligation to give him tasks that he wasn't capable of completing, and we would have been stuck with him and his lack of ability for two whole semesters thereby dragging all of our marks down
It was in all of our best interests that he was taken out of the group, luckily his failure was self inflicted and early on
>>28655304
You just admitted to leaving the house. See you at your Compliance Interview, scrounger scum.
>>28655318
Cut my grass the other day, does that count?
>>28655331
Your work not have wi-fi?
>>28655362
Impossible mate didn't happen, These neet day dreams of yours are getting outa hand seek help mate.
Is brexit going to happen or is britain going to be trapped forever?
>>28655362
Nah lad
Fucks sake guess I'll have to just tune in every so often and check. Got 1GB of Internet left and it resets on Saturday so will probably get a fair amount in at least
>>28655390
If it was going to happen, there wouldn't be a referendum.
>tfw talk to someone for once and get along well
>they have 600 facebook friends
>tfw they're a friend slut and you're not special to them at all
>>28655432
Sounds like you're talking to a woman
>>28655375
Mate, I had to, my garden was starting to look like a gypos.
>have two pairs of adidas trainers
>both size 9
>snug as fuck, fit perfectly
>order two more pairs online
>decide to get both in size 9.5
>they just arrived
>both are tight as fuck and feel like size 7s
I really hope it's just because they're new and need to be worn a bit but I'm really regretting buying these online. I'm too autistic to get them from a shop though.
>>28655451
it was a boy actually
he's a bit of a twink though, possibly gay. had one of them rainbow avatars in the past but doesn't use it anymore
>>28655502
Look at billy big shoes over here
>>28655502
>he doesn't wear converse
>>28655502
I always get my trainers in store.
Means I miss out on exclusive online only, but I like to try them on.
Clothes I just order online because I'm a size medium in everything.
>size 9
what are you, a 12 year old girl?
>>28655539
>he wears converse
What a fucking melt.
>>28655574
objective GOAT shoe
Is it true that shoe size dictates willy size?
>>28655589
if you have flat feet.
>work for myself now
>told repeatedly "just work in a call centre" or "get in the system"
>Feel like im actually learning something useful
>can choose my own hours
>can work in the pub
Family thinks it isn't "real" because i don't have a boss and do what i like, anyone encountered this?
>>28655589
>I am 13 and grunge music is everything to me
>>28655621
Note that the pic I posted is the new kind which have actual shaped soles that aren't just a flat piece of foam
>>28655617
yea if you want a bigger willy just wear bigger shoes
>>28655589
The mk2 isn't even that great mate.
Classic chucks are better.
>not wearing the greatest italy shoe to grace the earth.
Anything Bjorn Borg will put his name to is usually quality. Anything Diadora and Borg... scrumptious.
wearing a red and blue sock
>>28655641
Overdesigned shite
>>28655652
http://elitedaily.com/money/people-who-wear-crazy-socks/1055248/
Go out and conquer the world anon! ;)
>>28655629
What do you do mate?
>>28655617
as a size 12.
No.
>>28655657
Says the bloke who wears shitty chucks.
>talking about trainers
It's like I'm back in primary school
>>28655681
>chucks
>overdesigned
pick one
>>28655681
>size 12
Fucking hell, I didn't know cave trolls lurked in britfeel
>>28655693
>waaah they they're talking about trainers
>I want to go back to talking about pakiboo and university
Poleaboo just had a muffin
Diet isn't ruined provided it really is as simply as calories in vs calories out
>cereal (400)
>2x crisps (200)
>muffin (200)
That's only 800 and leaves 200 for dinner
Mummy made lamb curry
>>28655693
>not mocking others for having the wrong trainees on.
>>28655698
More like just badly designed. You can't criticise anything when you're trainers are shittily designed.
>>28655703
>Trolls
more like a clown mate.
>tfw big feet, but thin so look like clown feet.
>>28655727
>wahhh I'm a smelly paki
>>28655617
Well let's have a test then shall we?
Everyone post your willy size and shoe size, no point in lying now
I'm size 9 shoes and my tonker is 6.5"x5"
>>28655730
>1000kcal a day
mate, are you going full skeleton?
>>28655730
you are under reporting consumption and over estimating expenditure
>>28638968
>>28638981
don't look too bad tbf, whats the problem?
>>28655764
I'm 5'9.5 and I weigh 169.5
I want to get down to 120 but I'll be happy with 130 as an intermediate goal
>>28655769
No, that's really all I had today, my expenditure will be in the region of 2000 due to no exercise
yesterday I had
>cereal (400)
>2x crisps (200)
>2 jacket potatoes with tuna and coleslaw (600)
>>28655589
converse are a very autistic shoe especially combined with skinny jeans + skelly legs so the jeans are still some how baggy
>wearing a t-shirt with a defined graphic
The only case in which graphic-tees are acceptable as an adult is if the design is an abstract texture rather than a 'thing' and you wear it as a bottom layer with one or more coats above it
>>28655833
>arguing about clothes
Are you a faggot?
>>28655866
When you work in visual design it's natural for it to carry over to what you wear as well
>>28655878
>work in design
Ah, so you do suck penis
Do carry on
>Sit down and work out finances
>Turns out I'm in around [pound sign]15k of debt
Joke's on them, I'll kill myself before I pay it all back.
>>28655866
>Thinks only faggots care about fashion.
Mate, what the fuck.
>tfw no fashion sense/chavwear.
>>28655757
>tricking anon into disclosing his penis size online
you know the government keeps a database don't you?
>>28655940
>buy a motorbike
>wear the same stuff everywhere
I've officially solved fashion.
Got a T-Rex in my Turkey dinosaurs, lads
Tonight it not gonna be a good night.
>All these fat bastards talking about losing weight
>Mfw I used to be 110lbs and struggling to gain it despite trying hard as fuck
Yesterday I had
2 cereal bars @ 150 kcal each
1 banana, fuck knows the calories
150g dried pasta and pesto and 2 fried eggs, probably like 800
3 polish sausages at 200 per
load of mashed potato with quite a lot of butter in and 4 chicken legs coated in muh homemade KFC batter, dunno calories but definitely over 1000
Pint of milk and some easter Egg
Cycled 12 miles and lifted weights for 45 mins burning about 1k calories
And I've been fucking stuck at 11 stone for like 8 weeks
>>28655975
I must have been super excited because I spasmed out
Tonight IS gonna be a good night
>>28654983
mate take a year out, redo the exam and try again
my mate did that and now he's at exeter instead of some shit tier uni I'd never heard of
>>28655991
>le boohoo I can have as much food as I want and I don't get fat.
>>28655975
Looking for a new art based hobby, thinking of switching from pencil only sketches to watercolors & paints but I also like graffiti style what should I do?
>>28655923
You can check the exact amount on the website.
I'm currently at 31,544.45, and to be honest have been fucking lucky with the recession and the interest rate considering I left uni 2 years ago.
What are some easy and cheap tech certs
>>28656025
haha no it's not student loans. That's over 30k as well though.
>>28656023
Not sure how that's releevant to finding the Lizard King in my packet of breaded Turkey
Do digital painting and create porn. Decent money in it
>>28656013
>Muh genetics mean I can't lose weight boo hoo
Fuck off cunt our metabolisms are the same, there's no such thing as a free ticket to eat as much as you want aside from rare conditions with horrible side effects
>>28655991
mate that is fucking nothing
I have to eat 3200kcal to bulk
Why did you stop talking to the people you knew in high school?
>>28656098
>Fuck off cunt our metabolisms are the same
>struggling to gain it despite trying hard as fuck
How much of a retard can a person be?
>>28656126
I never went to High school.
>>28656126
All they gave a fuck about was clubbing in town and clubbing is literally the worst fucking thing ever
>>28656126
because i used to get bullied by a few of them, they all turned out to be normie fags, nothing to be gained by keeping contact with them
>>28656111
So do most people
You eat +500 of your sedentary burn rate to pot on weight, also factoring in any excercise you do to eat back those calories
I fucking cycle everywhere so I end up having to eat 4k per day, I have literally thrown up twice from forcing myself to eat a meal every few hours
>>28656126
Never hung out outside of school, apart from the odd occasion. Divesting my interest in them was a natural progression.
>>28655923
>>28656025
>>28656092
Best discourse in the entire thread.
>>28656126
We never talked to outside of school anyway, or they never talked to me
>>28656155
>bullied
I never understood this meme
At worst, all I got was bantered like everyone else - but I know how to cop it without sooking like a cunt
>>28656159
hell on earth innit
Whose /legshurtbecauseyoudon'tusethemenough/ here?
Poleaboo doesn't understand why he's still hungry after eating that muffin
>>28656183
I was pretty much a cunt how didn't really know how to deal with this ( but it was more than banter due to them throwing punches and shit ) finally learned how to once i reached sixth form
>>28656191
Yup
Started using weight gainer cos it was 1300 easy calories but just noticed that mine is 50 fucking grams of sugar per serving so will probably stop taking it before my teeth and guts commit suicide
>>28656126
I was too ashamed of fucking up my GCSEs and subsequent failed attempts to go to college to keep talking to them.
>>28656199
Poleaboo knows that feel
Here it's a circulation issue
>>28656217
>due to them throwing punches and shit
The school I went to had no physical violent bullying, maybe that's a rarity
The worst we had was people awkwardly trying to ignore the autistic kid
>>28656223
yeah I used to have My Protein mass gainer which was like 400kcal (with water)
when I move back home I'm just going to get a blender and use oats to make mass shakes
Villas been sold to the chinks for 60 mil
>>28656311
I put a cup of oats in my shakes anyway just for the extra calorie boost
Someone on /fit/ recommended peanut butter bagels, they're pretty cheap and it's like 350 calories of pretty low sugar, high protein.
>>28656126
Because they were all boring cunts with absolutely nothing in common with me.
Quite literally textbook normies.
>tfw all your high school friends are still in the "let's get wasted every night possible" phase
>tfw they know you're not into that so they don't bother inviting you
>but it means you never do anything with them anymore
>>28656248
yeah the teachers didn't give a shit, aslong as they got their paycheck and their holidays they would care who beat up who
>>28656455
>paycheck
fuck
off
yank
not sure if I should be asking here but I need some financial advice
>27k in savings
>31k in student debt
>debt growing by 0.3% per month (about 90 quid)
Do I wipe out the majority of the debt and leave myself with 2-5k? Do I keep the money incase I need it? My income at the moment is 600, part time. Should I take a teaching course for the 25k and use the 16k I actually get (since the course is 9k) to wipe out the debt and leave me with 12k for that year (this would cover travel costs and be enough to contribute to house since I live with my mum) but it would just prolong getting a job another year since I don't want to do teaching (been applying for jobs since the start of last year but nothing so far).
So confused and stressed out. Just want to know what the fuck I'm doing so I can plan my life.
>>28656519
What kind of interest can you get on your savings?
If it more than what your debt is you should keep the money.
>>28656554
I've got a proper shit account, with HSBC but it's the lowest tier. Works out to like 0.01% interest, barely a couple of quid a year.
Thought about putting it in bonds or an ISA but if I need it I wouldn't be able to access it. So it just sits in my account losing value.
>>28656519
IMO, don't give a fuck about the Student Loans Company - it'll be written off eventually (after 25 years for 3000/yr loaners, 30 for the new 9k loaners).
I think I'm paying 55 GBP/mo on my student loan, so I never cared about it.
>>28656516
>Fuck off yank
Apologies, not sure what word to use "salary", "payment" , and i would rather kill myself than be an american (the only proof i can think of for not being an american is i had a cornish pasty for dinner and the EU vote is on the 23rd of June)
Got a pointless answer before lads. Blood is pumping
>>28656592
I would if I intended to be neet forever but I imagine in the long run leaving it will cost more.
are ausfags honorary britfeels?
>>28656617
>are ausfags honorary britfeels?
no
>>28656611
If you're not earning above the (for 3k, 21k; 9k, 25k) threshold then you're exempt. Don't stress about it famalam. I barely notice it, and I'm on 25k.
>>28656445
basically the same situation with me
>actually had quite a few friends at school
>left school
>went out drinking quite a lot when I turned 18
>got sick of it by the age of 19
>we're 23 now and they're still getting wrecked 2-3 nights a week
Last time I went to the club it was filled with 18 year olds, the floors were sticky, everyone had the meme haircut like pic related, it was 4 quid for a bottle of fucking beer and I hated every minute of it.
The only friend I have had contact with in the last 6 months is a guy I don't even know that well from college who invited me to the local pub for a couple of pints.
I just can't do it anymore, it's boring.
What the fuck is a toilet brush for
Is it for scrubbing skid marks away or breaking up clogs or what? Seems like poo would just get trapped in the bristles tbqh, bit disgusting
>>28656712
Skid marks, the poo gets washed off it by the water in the toilet but yes it is still disgusting
>>28656712
would you lick my toilet brush for 100 quid?
>>28656712
little tip, put some disenfectant in the toilet brush holder assuming you have one of those little bin types and not the awful bowl ones
use a coathanger to break up clogs and massive floaters
>>28651111
Gimme dat 1
>>28656780
I'd pay you more than 100
>>28651111
kekekekek he falls down after one jumpscare, then gets back up and gets jumpscared
NEW thread here girlies
>>28657153
>>28657153
>>28657153
