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poleaboo where are you edition
huskies are cute
Can I get an update on Poleaboo and tilde please.
>>28637320
fedora dogs
>>28637457
WELL SINCE YOU ASKED
SHOUT IS WHERE HE WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO
NO MORE DEBT, NO MORE SPEED DEALING, AND NO MORE MOVING OUT
LIFE IS BLAND AGAIN
Um... Wut tf is a poleaboo? O_o
Anyone got a dell laptop here?
Everytime I put it on sleep it doesnt let me wake it up, fucking annoying. I have to press the power button and let it restart.
>>28637528
Stop posting in brit movies while theres no film on
What are you listening to lads?
Currently listening to this gem right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM
>tfw ordered item off amazon yesterday
>one day delivery
>It's in Plymouth at 7am
>"oh cool that's a 2 hour drive from here, should be here soon"
>still waiting
FUCKING CORNISH MAILMEN REE
>>28637537
haha ikr haha poleaboo sounds like a movie right haha 0_0
>>28637659
Least you'll get the extra you paid one day d
>>28637698
Fucking cunt phone
Least you'll get the extra you paid for one day delivery off. Amazon are at least good when it comes to customer service.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
Just over an hour left to vote for this week lads, and its all still pretty close run
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
>>28637726
it was free one-day delivery tho
I guess it'll be here early tomorrow tho. not that big a deal really.
I just get so incredibly impatient when I'm waiting for a parcel
>>28637457
I saw Tilde today at Lidl actually, he had a basket with 4 containers of cottage cheese in it and he was eating a Kitkat, I don't think he'd even paid for it yet.
>>28637894
Well if it was the free one, without prime or anything then you have nothing to complain about. That isn't one day all the time. It's basically a 'we will try for one day but can't guarantee it'.
>>28637911
fuck man what happened to tilde.
>>28637911
I saw Tilde at Lidl in Manchester yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a twat and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
You know the wicker man?
I never understood the scene where the blonde girl is dancing and singing naked. It was so obvious she was doing it to the camera and not the cop in the room.
Meanwhile virgin cop is sweating and shit because she is tapping his wall.
What does tilde look like?
Is there any pictures of him?
>>28638111
No, he's never posted full pics. Only some with his hands visible.
Supposedly he's a skeleton if you believe his stories.
>>28638111
Origolo
>>28638066
If thats actually true he needs to kill himself
Huh huh huh
>>28637991
Ye I guess so, I'm just being impatient.
oh well, I'll get up early and camp the door
>>28638187
Newfag mong
>>28638066
fuck I used to kind of feel sorry for him, but he just sounds like an asshole. desu
>>28638254
Sad thing is I've been here to long
Just bought a new t shirt lads
>>28638667
Let's see it then lad ?
>>28638827
just this
I like it
occ
>>28638841
I defiantly clicked the image
>>28638850
The stone roses Niiiicce one mate!
>>28638850
my brother has that exact shirt and i cringe every time he wears it
like its quite nice but people wearing band merchandise has always made me feel uncomfortable
>>28638850
Very autistic if you're over 20.
>>28638923
i got something even more autistic for you my friend
purchased this recently and loving it
>>28638968
I recommend that you never go outside
>buy enough food for 2-3 days
>tfw eating through it all in one night
Fuck, already had 3 mccoys crisps packets, 4 kitkats from those 8 packs, a sandwhich, drink and a lion bar. I'll have finished everything before 2am I reckon.
>>28638996
for the good of yourself, learn to cook my guy
>>28639015
That would mean I have to go into the shared kitchen. Fuck that.
>>28638981
Waaay ahead of you there
>>28638923
18
And is it fuck
Where you all gone lads?
My new laptop, the one my uncle trusted me with wont turn on.
Its fucked.
He'll probably kick the shit outta me if he finds out.
>>28639644
what did you do to it?
>>28639644
Fuck all, I put it into sleep and it would not come back on no matter what button I pressed. In the end I had to take the battery out and it came on. Shut it down to see if it would load up fine now and it just died
>>28637540
My earlier post
>>28639758
I doubt that was your fault though. You didn't drop it or anything did you?
>>28639844
No ive used it once since I got it and that was for about 30 minutes on youtube.
>>28639896
Maybe your uncle knew it would fail and he gave it you so he could blame you. Now he's going to ask you for the repair money. It's a possibility.
Bit early for this place to die.
Where all the neets at lads?
>>28640654
just sat around feeling mugged off my friend didn't drop me some weed off
>no poleaboo
>no tilde
Fuck this lads, I'm going to watch hotfuzz what a shite day.
>>28641151
I miss poleaboo updates today too. Fuck all these people hating on him, half of those fucks have jobs and gfs. Least poleaboo is a true robot.
>>28638850
>I defiantly clicked the image
RU DRUNK ANPON?
>>28640654
Had a meeting with my alkie nurse today. Looks like 13 June is when I'm gonna start my home detox. She's also gonna put me on antabuse. Any experience with this lads?
>>28641614
Isn't that what they give you to make drinking extremely painful for your stomach or some shit?
>>28641614
how much do you drink?
>>28641614
Why stop mate?
>>28641664
Yep, it makes you really ill if you drink. You also have avoid alcohol in stuff like deodorant and hand wash because it causes reaction, it's really nasty stuff.
>>28641727
Depends, I can get through 6 or 7 litres of strong white cider a day or some days just 3. It's also playing havoc on my diabetes.
>>28641778
It's killing me. If I keep going the way I am I probably won't reach my 40's
>>28641868
well good luck mate, that antabuse stuff sounds like that twilight zone episode.
"The Hellgrammite Method"
wish you the best hope you make it.
>>28641835
>6 or 7 litres of strong white cider
phew thought you were gonna say 4 lagers or something
>>28641835
Why did you start drinking so much? Were you touched by an uncle?
>>28641926
No, I had a fairly good childhood. I don't really know it just kind of built up over a while (my family has a history of alcoholism but I don't blame my problem on that). Once you get into a routine it's hard to break it. The doctoe also thinks I'm depressed but I'm not so sure.
>>28642073
>also thinks I'm depressed but I'm not so sure.
How is the rest of your life? Friends, gf, career etc.
>>28642185
None of the above. I've never been a particularly social person.
where can i watch people wank and where can i have other people watch me wank
>>28642231
You probably are depressed then.
>>28642303
chatroulette
>chav outside spar asking every person who goes in for spare change
Absolute scum desu. He sighs and rolls his eyes every time someone says no. Doesn't even look homeless, probably only wanted to get smashed for free.
How we gonna kill the next 4 hours fampai?
>>28642950
Why 4 hours? How are we going to kill the next 40 years more like.
>>28637659
>Cornish "men"
>>28642889
>When you know they're gonna ask you for money
>You accidentally say "sorry mate haven't got any" out of habit too early
>Then they start having a go at you for assuming they're a tramp when they ask you for money 2+ times a week
>>28643128
>walking away from a cash point
>putting money in my wallet in plain view
>some chav asks for money
>"sorry mate haven't got any"
>he replies "Your wallet is in your hands bruv" while sighing
>walk away smiling to myself
If I was alpha I would have said 'get a job cunt'. I was thinking it but I didn't want to get beat up so I kept quiet.
So who's awake and why are we still up lads?
>>28643396
I got dragged out of the house by my support worker and got all pannicky and sick then slept most of the day and woke up like an hour ago. Hikkomori life is hell.
>>28643553
>support worker
You can't drop a bombshell like that and not tell us more.
Why do you have a support worker?
>>28643320
"Haven't got any *spare* change"
is the line to go with, doesn't say you have no money, also doesn't say you have no change. You may have change but need it.
>>28643686
Who even cares desu. I like saying no to them. Point is beggars are the one type of people I can look down on and it makes me feel slightly better about my shit life. Sounds mean but that's how I feel.
>>28643590
Severe anxiety and paranoia Barely left the house in like 4 years. Technically 6 but like 2 of those I was stuck in the middle of no-where as my mother wouldn't let me leave until social services got me out of that hell hole. Now they've got me moved out, bennies and a support worker to try and get me more comfortable with things. Like even going about the house is tough even with all the curtains drawn. Just hearing people sets me off so yesterday walking down the village was a nightmare. Sorry for blogging.
>>28643836
just saying because once or twice I've almost had them start on me when in the situation you mentioned
>>28643863
>Sorry for blogging.
Don't worry about it. At this time of night the general is slow as fuck anyway.
How old are you?
Looks like still no council house for me.
>>28643886
22
Like even posting anymore is tough. Its so fucking retarded like I just get all worked up and shit scared for like no reason. Thanks for making me ramble though anon this has kinda helped.
>>28644238
how do you spend your days normally?
>>28644238
No worries mate. I find this time to be the most comfy on britfeel.
>>28644119
I've been on the waiting list for like 8 months. Given up desu.
o fucking angry right now
friend ate my cookies and said he'll just buy me a double pack tomorrow
i didn't fucking buy them for you to eat you cunt
why the fuck do people do this?
why do they feel it's acceptable?
i would never do such a selfish inconsiderate thing
my autistic cousin did this to me about a year ago with my cookie dough ice cream and we fell out about it for over a year
want to a punch something right now.
fuming.
eating this now instead but it's just not the same
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=290095420
might have a comfort wank
>>28645211
bit grim for 5:30, only really acceptable 5:am stuff is cheese toasties, shin cup, cold pizza or breakfast stuff
Finally gave up on myself and saw zootopia. Now i have full on avatar syndrome. I hate this fucking planet why can't I just go live with the cute animals?
>>28645241
furries are a thing you know
>>28645274
Yeah and cancerous as fuck. Have you seen those autists?? Not to mention the normie furries. I can't mingle with normies or autists
staying up all night was a mistake
also nice weather for you wagecucks to enjoy
quite a big uni exam in 2 hours lads
how do you feel about that?
The suspense of if this actually gets dispatched and arrives today is killing me.
My eyes can't wait to see all the pixels.
College time lads
Be back in 8 hours, I'll miss you.
>>28646215
Jokes on you lad, just been rained off, still get half a days pay (70bongs), think ima pop some oxy and get /comfy/
busted my knee somehow and it really hurts
>finish university in literally 5 days
Bricking it lads
I need structure in my life but I haven't got a job (yet)
>waiting for Overwatch to release
>>28649098
>he went to university and he's worried about his life
Fuck off normie, come back when you've got shit GCSE results, haven't had a job in 4 years, dropped out of college and have less than 20 quid a week to spend on yourself.
The only thing I have to look forward to is a new anime to wank to.
>>28649098
1. Where did you go and what did you study
2. Why haven't you been contacting potential employers 6-3+ months before this date?
>>28649660
meme uni which I won't say which one but it's recently become top 10
politics with a minor in management
dunno mate, I wasted my second year summer break and rather than doing an internship I went travelling around canada
I'd like to work in parliament so I've sent my CV off to my local MP who said he's taking on people for summer internships
it's >for free but I've got a sound bloke who's where I want to be in a few years and he's guiding me through this all
I don't want to wind up in an insurance firm or some shit. I'm also applying for the Civil Service fast stream in the winter, though I doubt I'll get far
>>28637304
St Elliot's day in 5 days
>>28649702
Well at least you're exploring options, remember that people generally get employed six months prior to graduating so you do have time to find something. Working for public service instead of private is definitely a more relaxed career from what I have heard.
I just came back from an interview for a placement at the university of leeds, the north of England is really beautiful.
>>28649762
nice one lad, good luck
>>28644973
It's just rude desu. I can't stand people with no manners or common decency.
I fell out with my friend because he borrowed a game off me and it came back with scratches. Even if I don't like someone I'll still treat their property with respect.
>Haven't applied to a job for 3 weeks
>My dad bought me a new bike as I signed up to Deliveroo n got a call about starting with them
>They said they'd call me the following week as I couldn't do a shift last week (i didn't actually have a bike when i signed up)
>No call
>So now I have a 650 bike, fucking Deliveroo have ditched me and I haven't applied to anything else since I tanked on a job interview I really wanted
>And I'm running out of money
I'm 26 and grey hairs are developing at an alarming rate
>>28649946
>being a deliveroo delivery boy at age 26
mate just become a postie, most chilled job ever
>done by mid day at the latest
>comfy walks in the morning sun
>don't have to talk to anyone
>get to do a national service :)
>>28649706
ive got it marked on my calkboard
FUCKING CONSTRUCTION CUNTS WHY ARE YOU DRILLING FROM 8 IN THE MORNING
I HAVE A HYPERSENSITIVITY TO SOUND
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN AND WAKE UP NICE AND COMFY
NOW IT FEELS LIKE MY HEAD'S BEEN CAVED IN
WHY ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28650031
Get some earplugs then you mong, those construction cunts are paying their taxes so you can claim bennies and lay in bed all day, you should go and thank them
Just sat at work picking my nose lads
>>28649967
I don't want it to be permanent. It's basically to get off job seekers. I hate being on welfare. Plus I do want to lose about 5-10 kgs.
but I am atually checking RM site now
>>28650077
fair dos mate
Ha ha another round of layoffs at work, second in 6 months. 4 more gone from our already understaffed team, and I'm only under contract until September. Not a fucking chance I'm being kept on.
Back to the dole for me lads.
>>28650045
Only a cuck would do that. Get the fuck out of here.
>>28650283
Oil?
>mfw I live in Aberdeen and gave up a retail job with imminent progression for a career in oil services technician then oil tanked and I was cut like 2 months later
been hopping between short contracts & the dole for a year now
Hey guys. I'm in the US living with a Brit roommate. Been with him since September. While I've seen him with plenty of girls as friends, he's never actually had a girl sleep over. I haven't heard him fucking girls ever, etc.
Two nights ago, I got off work early and walked into the apartment to find him and some dude 69ing on the floor. They ran into his room and I didn't see him the rest of the night.
The next day I asked him why he never told me he was gay before. It's not like I would've passed judgement, etc.
This is where things get weird. He tells me he's not gay, and that what I saw was just "two chaps having a laugh". I was like no, man, I saw you sucking his dick. And he goes "nah just two lads faffin' about".
What's his deal?
>Not knowing /tv/ memes
You guys need to get out more.
>>28650476
it's a bro job man
you don't do this?
Who /autism/ here?
megablox
>>28644973
March him down to the shops and make him buy more.
>>28647732
What kind of monitor is it? Been looking at 16:10 Dell Ultrasharps but they're all a bit pricey.
>>28650283
Sounds great mate. Getting laid off is what I want so I can sign on again.
>>28650476
This is the best one you've done so I'll let you off and give you a (you).
Keep this quality up and this could become quite the spicey new emem.
Really want to get some pepsi lads but cba to leave the house
>>28650530
lego > megablox
>>28650414
Banking. Commercial space is fucked at the minute, especially in Scotland. I used to work in Aberdeen but I'm down in Glasgow now, so it's not quite as bad here as up in Aberdeen where literally half of our customers were O&G companies.
Sophie Turner (Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones) is on tinder.
Guess it's time to get an iphone.
>>28650895
Is "x is on tinder" a meme now?
>>28650946
Don't think it's a meme I just think everyone is on tinder these days, kind of like facebook.
>>28650895
I used to think she was pretty ugly in the early seasons but now that she's got older I think she's quite sexy.
Still, Natalie Dormer is my GoT waifu, something about that smug smirk she does makes me dick diamonds
>>28650895
I bet you have a chance
Replace "int" with "r9k" (or nothing).
>>28650968
Yeah but her boobies are really disappointing.
Waiting for Arya to magically become hot desu
>>28650986
>Arya
Fetal alcohol syndrome will never be hot
>>28650974
It might be small but it's worth taking.
Got a job offer for admin job in a office for 19k. Should I take it?
>>28651044
what's the worst that could happen lad
>>28651044
Do you have any other offers?
If not then yes.
>>28650981
The only issue with native 4chan filtering is the fact it gets cleared when you clear cache.
>>28651044
Why would you not?
>>28650968
Natalie Dormer is my goddess
>>28651069
export as bookmark
>>28650968
>>28651079
too bad about those pancake tiddies, she'd be a 9.5 otherwise
>>28651059
I could kill myself out of boredom.
>>28651061
Only fast food, but I would rather be neet then work fast food or supermarket.
>>28651088
Melisandre has the best tits and she's one of the oldest.
>>28651111
Rolling for 0 tbqh
1 and 4 I will also accept.
>>28651111
Bad poosi and Ros are the best of those
Is game of normies worth watching? I've never read the books. I saw my sister watching it and all I saw was some midget trying to act witty, seemed reddit as fuck desu.
>>28651111
I don't want to but I have to.
>>28637304
Poleaboo went to sleep in his chastity device, got a good nights sleep, not major problems or disturbances
Had a shower, chastity device came off while I was washing the cage and my scrotum
It doesn't matter though, I am sufficiently trained now to not masturbate
I'm wearing sissy panties right now and not even erect, the chastity device was probably counter productive at this point anyway
Weighed myself completely naked for the first time, I'm 169.5 lbs, feels great to be under that 170 barrier I initially set for myself
Hope I can drop 5 lbs by the end of next week
Moisturiser arrived, it was from Amazon
Postman is still to arrive with the ebay stuff
>>28651130
Yesss, there's something about short haired semen demons that make my balls tingle
Morning lads
I have trouble sleeping because i'm neet. It wouldn't bother me usually butI have a bfso I feel really worthless and that he's going to leave me because i'm useless.
Getting a bf when you have low self esteem really keeps you up at night. It feels like it's only a matter of time before he leaves me.
>>28651139
It is slightly reddit, but pretty much everyone really enjoys it. It basically takes a bunch of characters and throws them into ridiculously violent situations, good for shock value.
Lads, I've decided I don't want to be alone any more.
>>28651167
Forgot to post visual guide
Also, tank top/cami arrived
>>28651239
what are you going do about it faggot
Having a siesta, lads. This Andalusian sunshine is scorching tbqh
>>28651252
looking forward to see you in your full dress with the wig
how come you haven't bought any toys?
>>28651167
Poleabooo how'd you master no fap so quickly.
>>28651282
>how come you haven't bought any toys?
This isn't a fetish anymore
Besides they'd conflict with the chastity
>>28651304
if it's not a fetish then what is it?
toys aren't for your, they're for your dom to use on you
>>28651300
It's about have a goal other than not masturbating for the sake of not masturbating
For me, it's to prove I really am trans and this isn't just a fetish
>>28651317
I don't have a dom
>no a fetish
It's a lifestyle, I want to become female
>>28651340
if this is real then you've absolutely gone off the rails, I wish it were just to see people's reaction when you turn up to court dressed up like a girl from harajuku
you'd also get a bf from here pretty easily
>>28651379
his life is fucked beyond repair. so he does this girl thing to to take his mind off it, its a coping mechanism. its pathetic really, he will kill himself soon
>>28651379
>you'd also get a bf from here pretty easily
>wanting a paki bf
>>28651408
He's not a real person.
Chances are he's just snatched these photos from some hijra site and is slowly releasing them along with the story. That or he has gone to extreme lengths (buying clothes and shaving) to convince us that he's really doing this. In a strange way he would be, so it's not really ironic. It's like being ironically fat.
He's yet to provide me with the court details and slightly changes the story each time. As well as never having provided any evidence that the crimes he brags about even happened, and as far as I can find they haven't.
>>28651425
i'd be his top bf so long as he wore perfume
>>28651442
>He's yet to provide me with the court details
because he hasn't been indited yet
>and slightly changes the story each time
You're just too slow to understand
>As well as never having provided any evidence that the crimes he brags about even happened
No, it's just that you shoot everything down as fake, any image posted her is worthless as you'd always consider it manipulated or counterfeit
>>28651500
No image has ever had anything verifiable, so yes it's worthless. The details you provided about your "intermediate diet" were also shown to be false because no record exists.
You trip over your story nearly every thread. First the trial was in Aberdeen, then Manchester, now Aberdeen again. Where will it be next week? What excuse will you come up with for not giving out more details?
>>28651540
that's the problem when you have more than one person peretending to be poleaboo
>>28651540
>>28651500
Has it occurred to anyone else that "Poleaboo" and the "Poleaboo Detective" are the same person?
>>28651540
>First the trial was in Aberdeen, then Manchester, now Aberdeen again.
It was never in Manchester, you're just a fucking idiot
>The details you provided about your "intermediate diet" were also shown to be false because no record exists.
I'm sure records do exist, you're just to incompetent to find them or more likely you're a liar
>nothing verifiable
because I don't want to be doxxed, which is completely normal you fucking cunt
>>28651586
they must be
nobody else cares, maybe poleaboo is doing this to generate more interest in himself? pretty sad
>>28651586
the poleaboo detective that posts screenshots of the polish girls' facebook is actually poleaboo
there's another detective that knows poleaboo isn't real, he's the one who called the sheriff's office
>>28651591
Phoned the records office mate, it's all bunk.
>don't want to be doxxed
And yet you previously claimed that /brit/ had doxxed you, which also turned out to be a complete lie also.
I really wonder how long you'll keep this up. How long do we need to keep dancing like this?
the biggest issue I have with poleaboo's story is that he is still getting jobs despite having an upcoming court date, which you have to declare when you apply for a job
no employed would hire a potential prison monkey
>>28651586
>tfw you will never play an elaborate game of cat and mouse with yourself
>>28651622
>Phoned the records office mate,
prove it
>>28651629
Hasn't had a job in 8 months/since he was arrested
>>28651668
I did prove it. I posted everything I said and did, even the number I called.
If there were actually records there we would have them, it's been months now that you've been quibbling about "no proof of no proof" when the onus is entirely on you to prove your character's existence, claiming "oh, there's some proof over there go and get it" isn't good enough. I went there. I looked. There wasn't anything.
You're a fake.
>>28651668
don't ever have the gall to reply to me again you smelly paki fuck
>>28651693
>I did prove it. I posted everything I said and did, even the number I called.
That's not proof,
Call them and vocaroo it
> I went there. I looked. There wasn't anything.
You're a fake.
yes there was, you're lying
Can't wait for magic mushrooms to be used for treating deression
>>28651719
Maybe if you actually posted some proof? That would be a start.
You say I'm lying, so delvier proof. Where is the proof that this character exists?
I believe you poleaboo and stand by you. Don't let this normie get you down. Probably a unifag.
>>28651802
reminder poleaboo is a unifag
>>28651819
kek claims he was, probably hogwash like everything else
Istanbul was 11 years ago
Please please be a original commento
just got an email from chip asking if i want to do a joint album
what do lads?
>>28651925
reckon that's bs Tbh
How do you buy condoms without being embarrassed?
They come in security cases so self-service isn't really an option.
>>28651950
order off amazon you mong
also I worked on checkouts for a year, no one gives a shit, we're all zombies, you're all faceless to us, we just move things around until we hear a beep
>>28651950
>How do you buy condoms without being embarrassed?
buy them online
>>28651964
>>28651967
wouldn't be able to return them if they didn't fit or gf didn't like the taste/feel
>>28651935
nah i reckon it was someone bantering bugzy and he took it serious
>>28651950
go into a pub toilets and buy them dickhead
>>28651975
why is your gf sucking your dick with a condom on?
>>28651975
loooool I don't think you'd be able to return them anyway mate
how can you be embarrassed about buying johnnies but then are prepared to take them back because "t-they're too big and my gf doesn't like toffee banoffee flavour :)"
>>28652000
>putting change in machine
>pissed up blokes come in
>start shouting WAHEEEYYYY HE'S GETTIN THE SHAGS IN TONIGHT, WHERES YER GF MATE NAH HE'S GOIN TO AVE A POSH WANK INNE HAHAHAH WAHHEEYYYY
>>28652002
she won't do skin to skin
>>28652046
so so bent
>>28651950
Get your mum to buy them.
They're usually one size fits all, durex standard should be fine.
>>28652046
What the fuck? Is this new bait?
>>28651975
don't chat shit you utter melt
>>28652046
Literally made me laugh out loud at work. You must be fucking hideous to settle for a girl that useless
oh forget it, wish I hadn't asked
>she won't do skin to skin
imagine having a life this pathetic
>>28652079
>that image
I'm sure somebody's leg has the same sensations that a fucking erect cock has...
Condoms are fucking shite, you either get a loose baggy one that it useless or you get one that numbs all sensation in your dick
>>28652110
yeah condoms are fucking shite Tbh can never get hard in them
>>28637540
should have got a thinkpad faggot
>>28637635
outkast hey ya
By the way lads aldi do their own pringles for a quid and they're fucking great
>>28652170
Great but I'm not fat
>>28651925
Mate he's going to let you feature in the skits at best, go over his head and do a deal with Jme.
>>28652170
their jaffa cakes are proper shit though, the sainsburys basics ones are lush
>>28652182
neither am I mate
>>28652192
you eat pringles fatty
>>28652228
I'm 10 stone you mong
>>28652235
and 3 foot tall
>>28652235
you still eat pringles you unhealthy mong
>>28652268
5'9" pal
>>28652281
never said I was healthy said I wasnt fat
>>28652188
we'll have to see mate, got a collab with ghetts and one with aj tracey touching road soon, which should boost my name within the scene
>>28652289
>5'9" pal
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
>>28652306
fair point
Lorem ipsum
>tfw I find it easier to talk to prostitutes tha my own friends and family
Where did everything go so wrong?
>I spent a lot of money on a fragrance hoping when I smell it, it would bring back all the good feels of my youth.
it doesn't.
>>28652348
>he pays good money to talk to prostitutes
what is wrong with you
>>28652348
>having friends
Normies go home pls
>>28652348
>friends
fuck off normalshit
>>28652363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>28652386
Pay for 2 hours, normally finish in an hour and a half so we lie there and talk.
Leedsfags where we at?
>>28652348
>friends
NORMIES EUNT DOMUS
>>28652386
I'm assuming he fucks them too. A lot of them talk. It's a timewasting technique they use. The good ones talk after sex to stop you from wanting to go again if you have time left.
The bad ones will start talking when you walk in, and won't start the sex until you do. Not worth going to these again, usually shit.
>>28652415
Conjugate the verb "to go"?
>>28652395
right in the feels thanks
>>28652456
It's a good skit, hits home for many of us.
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>28652479
when you stopped hanging out with friends so that you could post on 4chan
hope the memes were worth it
>stupid fuck nigress neighbor blasting nigger music again
Not sure why nobody has reported this dumbfuck to the council yet, I'm leaving in 2 weeks anyway so icbf with the work.
fucking dumb niggers disrupting the peace as usual with their chimp behaviors.
>b-b-b-ut niggers are our friends! w-w-we hate pakis and pajeets! b-b-b-rit9k culture rite?!! BREXIT! out with slav and polish goddesses in with fat nigresses!
I wet the bed last night
not this again:(
>>28652493
My friends all went off to uni and now have careers. I felt embarrassed hanging out with them being a 25 year old working shit minimum wage so I cut off all contact. The final straw was when my childhood best friend bought his own house, fully paid, after he got a senior position at rollys royce.
I have nothing in common with them anymore and can't relate with them.
>>28652538
why don't you report her to the council
>>28652580
Did you read his post? He's leaving in 2 weeks anyway.
>>28652580
nigger im moving to a much better house(and neighborhood, since nigs can't afford anything worthwhile).
Can't be bothered bitching to the council and following up and shit, i havent even called HMRC for that 80 quid they stole from me yet.
>>28652601
>>28652608
no right to complain about it if you won't do anything
>>28652619
We're robots, we are the kings of doing nothing all day.
>>28652608
can i just walk over you as well?
>>28652630
come at me faggot, i'll knock you the fuck out.
I've been in a fair few scraps.
>>28652421
you sounds like you know your way around prostitutes.
>>28652641
I've been in a fair few scraps.
kek those hand-me-down clothes you wear
>>28652663
you can talk, probably sat in primark clothes.
>>28652641
>Too pussy to ask his female black neighbor to turn down music.
>Too lazy to get back 80 GPB from the goverment.
You won't do shite mate, you'll probably just complain somewhere else. how people called you out for doing fuck and all.
>>28652672
Matalan and fruit of the loom
