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omegle thread

let's blow some life in this mofo
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stop posting this stuff it ruins the board
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>>28636631
the board is ruined anyway lmao
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>>28636655
>lmao
out
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>>28636670
cry more faggot

lmao
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>>28636605
if you are wondering why the threads keep dieing, its cause you make low quality omegle threads, knock it off. Let someone else start it.
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SEVENTEEN SHOTS NO .38
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>>28636853
only one thread I made died, the rest was long nigga
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>>28636897
REMY BOYZ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


1738
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>>28636973
yo man
wheres ur suit man
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italian emo boi spotted
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>>28637223
be jealous """fembots""""
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>>28637223
Goddamnit you're so cute why do you come here fuck you tripfag
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>>28637223
u are very cute whyd u skip me
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>>28637223
Seriously why is this hot bitch here
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I was told i was cute today :3
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beta cuck spotted

not surprised unoriginal comment
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>>28637568
I would eat your freckles you whore
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>>28637312
that's my boy richie
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>>28637568
>15 notifications on Skype

Gimme that contact info damnit
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o-ooh... okay senpai.....
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still looking for cucknon
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>>28637568
I look horrible there.
Get off r9k roastie, please follow instructions in pic attached.
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bump for injustice XBBBBBBBBBB
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does the word noided mean anything 2 anyone
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>>28638885
paranoid my man
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bumping this thread as if there was no tomorrow, I need to find you and kiil you bby>>28637568
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somebody flashed me last night
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>>28637568
>15 unread skype messages

Holy shit you roastie
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>>28639098
Groups make that in seconds.

Also, when you have these kind of people obsessing over you attention isn't too hard to get.
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>>28637223
>>28637312
>>28637568
>>28637977
Please keep this retarded shit in your Skype groups, eliza and orbiters.
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>>28639079
looks disgusting
kill yourself
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>>28639137
>these kind of people obsessing over you
Excluding yourself from "these" people?
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>>28639137
holy fuck hes hot
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>>28639693
>chink
>hot
Jesus, these weeblords
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>>28640061
not everyone is into the same things anon.
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>>28640061
most whities on here are fat, bad facial features. this dude has nice facial features, body. so naturally whities will attack him for his race, like its a bad thing. but its not.
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>met a normie girl on a random tag and she gave me her skype
>we've been talking for 40 minutes

what do i do?
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>>28640787

you'll never get the succ
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>>28640787
Get lewd with her, thats what all whores in omegle want, thats the reason she gave you her skype
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cute glasses girl stay connected to me i have eyes
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>>28640837
>thats what all whores in omegle want

Usually that's exactly what they don't want, all of them complain about how many dick are on omegle
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>>28640876
How new are you? they don't want to get flashed by dicks, they want to get lewd properly, it has not feel natural, don't go "show me tits", they want to get lewd but not feel like an object thats being used by a horny guy
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>>28640941
>it has not feel natural
i meant that it has TO feel natural
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>>28640941
>they want to get lewd but not feel like an object thats being used by a horny guy

I literally have no idea how to do this
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>>28640991
They usually give you pointers, like "accidently" showing a bit of skin, talking about something erotic or sexual or trying to get you to show some of your skin, i would give you skype logs but recently i deleted all of my history, i was doing this on a daily basis with different girls each time and im a 7/10 at my best but with terrible english

Keep in mind that there are different types of girls, there are girls who do just go straight to lewd as soon as they see your dick but those are boring, the good ones are like the one you got

I stopped doing it because i was spending hours just to find the right girl
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>>28641103
> like "accidently" showing a bit of skin, talking about something erotic or sexual or trying to get you to show some of your skin,

Yeah, i don't think she wants that. I think she just wants to chat
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>>28641136
If she doesn't get it from you she will just find someone else, enjoy your chat
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Wow wow, I look at this qt online right now. I think she is gonna become a new favorite. Post more caps of her please. I have seen a few, shes so nice and she really cares about people. Its time robots, its time for a girl that cares.
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>>28641229
>whore posting her own pic because she isn't getting enough attention
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>>28641201
Fine, enlighten me on your wisdom. How do i start getting lewd?

I'll post pics if your methods work
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>>28641256
mfw Faggot posted me because I said I never get posted and I was happy with it that way
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Qt weeb jew bf is online!
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>>28641293
Lol nice meme! Silly goose
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>>28641313
>mfw the picture shows the omegle logo meaning it was taken by someone else
shaking my head to be honest family
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>>28641271
You would have to share screen with me, its about body language
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>>28641313
thank u har har also, if you could've used your intelligence more effectively before you would've noticed that there is an Omegle.com watermark. This watermark only appears on the 'stranger's web camera.
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>>28641338
>implying you can't open two windows and connect them under the same tag
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>>28641338
maybe she has two omegles going and is that attention starved that she met up with her self, screen shotted and posted it on r9k
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>>28641368
>>28641375
>>28641367
>>28641338
This desu, you guys are so new. Fuck off
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>>28641229
she's 5'7 170cm tall

i never had a chance in life with this 5'5 165cm genetics. feels good knowing i'm not throwing anything away. whatever pathetic shit i ever get is all a pathetic manlet like me could've gotten
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What's with all the cockroaches on tonight?
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>>28641368
>>28641375
Do you really think I, a female, am that intelligent to carry out such a task?
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>>28641410
she looks like shes 16.
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>>28641410
I'm 5'11 but she is too ugly for me desu, thats why i have never spoken to her
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>>28641515
> I, a female,
Please get off. Of course you would point out that you are a female you dumb whore. Lurk first before you go for attention.
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>>28637678
Eliza skype is homuraakemididnothingwrong
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We're still chatting, still have no idea what to do
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>>28641583
I have lurked before using this cancer of a thread. May I remind you that I was demoralising myself and showing how useless women are. I completely agree with you; females are dumb whores. Every last one, I'm not going to deny that. However assuming that because I am a female and posting is me asking for attention? I'm merely trying to defend myself.
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>>28641583
don't post pics of me desu
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>>28641658
Kino stop doing this, you'll chase off all the women from /r9k/
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This little Australasian, is having a bad day. Every one calls him Cler. Say hi to him, make him feel loved. He is on suicide watch right now, his mom died.
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>>28641658
Just try to enjoy the conversation, don't overthink, you can always try to get lewd another day with her, but you do have to let her know you find her attractive at least by saying she is cute
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>>28641717

fuck this boring cunt seriousky
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>>28641706
She's not from the r9k tag
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I didn't know Felix Weltsch browsed this board
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>>28641704
Shut up and go away. Dont come back

>>28641705
Make me fag
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Orginino commento
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>>28641705
Why you so mad : ))))) you love it
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>>28641229
>>28641410
you guys into bestiality?
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>>28641826
oh shit, he is doing it the absolute madman! don't forget to post her tits when you get them
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>>28641704
lol

Leave before they dox you or some shit nigga.
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I showed her my dick
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>>28641229
Look, she likes the attention. Damn roastie
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>>28641981
fuckkkkkkkkk im getting hard now, i knew you could do it, keep me posted
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>>28641981
Looks 14

>>28641840
P attractive lad desu
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>>28642028
I was kidding anon, don't jerk of to her
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>>28642014
Just fuck my shit up senpai

Original commento
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>>28642040
does wanting to see you showing her your cock makes me a cuck? because god damn thats hot now you have to do it for real and record it
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>>28642121
Go to omegle unmoderated anon you creep
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>connect with somebody
>press space bar
>change tab
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>>28640787
Holy shit you found this girl under the tumblr tag. I talked to her yesterday and she is 14.

You are the 'meme' guy and the one with the 'Tiger' pillow. Gotcha
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>>28641775
daily reminder to skip this guy
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>>28642192
ahhhhhhhhh you are killing me man, its right there you just have to take it

unmoderated is not fun
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>>28641981
>>28641658
>>28640787
>>28642192

This is a 14 year old found under the tumblr tag
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>>28642284
Pretty sure i found her under memes or something
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>>28642284
thanks m8, il check that tag tomorrow and get what that guy failed to get because this boner is killing me
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>>28642322
9fag memes, eh?
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>>28636605
>whatever man just drink water
top omegle advice, thanks anon
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>>28639137
I thought I would be receiving shekels for this picture.
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>>28639693
what's your skype bb
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>>28642568
my skype is iloveguyswhoare5foot5
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>>28636853
hey bitchassnigga, this thread is going hard rn. Don't call my premium threads low quality you little bitch, go suck a dick faggot
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>>28642691
Its cause I am making them go hard faggot. I am literally half the posts in here.
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>>28642192
where did you go man? im waiting here with dick in hand
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PRINCESS WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME
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who's the chink looking for me?
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do you guys even know how to carry a conversation without memeing?
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i got banned for dabbing
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>>28643653
as a fellow dabber i give you by condolences

*dabs for you *
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>>28643738

Sup Reddit

an original comment by anon
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>>28643775
*dabs for you*

*dabs for reddit*

peace and love
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>>28643738
>>28643775
> Implying everyone doesn't already dab.
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hey friends how we doin 2nite
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>>28643993
>tfw no Indonesia gf
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>>28643993
post subsequent boob pix
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>>28643993
i saw you earlier brah

and i thought that chick was a fake cam desu
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thank you for ruining the only good this tag ever had

you're monsters
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the clothes come off when they see me
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>>28644323
>only good thing
>posts disgusting mongoloid hiding half its face

so, pic unrelated then?
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>>28644433
this is her cringing at your pitiful life
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>>28644369
What am I looking at?
It seems like the closest thing to the camera is a leg but I can't comprehend the rest
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>>28644536
their torso is curving to the right of the camera
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>>28644536
that girl's limb attachments were all weird
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>want to cam up and omegle
>Absolutely essential my face isn't posted here
>don't want to be a maskfag

Why do you guys have to be like this?
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>>28644597
you see pic related? that's YOU. ME? i'm here ALL DAY just to post FAGGOTS like YOU. you literal MAGGOT. i am going to step over your DEAD WORM BODY. MARK MY WORDS.
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oh, uh... look at my superior taste in music, uh...
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>>28644630
>that's YOU.

No it's not, I haven't been on omegle in like a year.

I guess I just won't. Or maybe blackbox until confirmed safe, and later for that matter.
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>>28644597
just maskfag, im doing that
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how much time until he kills himself?
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>>28643993
that girl is dumb and crazy
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>>28644664
it doesn't matter. i will be watching
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teeth gf collects teeth. that's how her smile looks so good
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>>28645035
ayy that's my girl till she froze on me D:
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got really dead really fast

wew
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>>28645035
>>28645562
laci green lookin bitch
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You contemptuous idiots keep skipping me. What's wrong, never seen a NEET before?
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>>28645035
> tfw she will never show me her chubby tits
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>>28644433
words hurt
please act with kindness in your heart
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>>28644323
>>28644518
what country is she from
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Can we get an updated r9k omegle husbando list?
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>dat anon shilling the kageshi room

don't kageshi is shit
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CHEEKI BREEKI, TIME TO MASK UP COMRADES
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BUMP

ORIGIDIGERIDOO
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>>28644844
Pls no, he is my n-no homo husbando
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>>28645035
>tfw ur gf asked me to jerk it for her.
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god damn that asian bitches watercolor painting is awful, kys
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SQUADD! is real brah where my nigs at
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I'm sad.
oorhinal
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>>28649771
I did not expect to see ran here
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This thread is still not dead?
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Incoming, Jacob is now confirm hyuuuge
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>>28650318
Texhnolyze is great.
Thanks for the you anon, here you get one too.
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>>28650535
Hot tbhwy (to be honest with you)
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>>28650535
huge cry babey that complains when he doesn't get his way. thinks he's """""cute""""" because his mom told him that before she left him 5 years ago.

scrawny ass jew.
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>spend all morning on omegle
>7/10 robots chimping out and leaving when they realize you are a grill
>mfw
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>>28651603
is that hila?
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>>28651627
nope,never gave a name. text chat.
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>>28651645
the image you mong
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>>28651603
>>28651645
How do you know they're 7/10 on text chat
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>>28651711
7 out of 10 robots you double autist
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>>28645035
Skrillex is that you?
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