Has anyone here ever been to a strip club? How was it?
not that great. i really don't see the appeal at all. you get turned on but don't get laid, and have to pay $10 for a shitty beer
>>28636452
I was the driver, so while my friends drank and wasted like 200$ at the dancers, I sat at the bar drinking like 5 pepsi for 20$
A dancer asked me if I wanted a private dance, and I dropped my spaghetti, mumbling something like "I can't I need to friends my drive!"
If you come pre-game'd, itll be a blast and obviously you gonna spend shit ton of dough. Other wise, going there sober is meh.
>>28636501
I want to know what it feels like to have semi-naked girl sit on your lap though, since no ordinary girl would do that for me.
>>28636525
Wow anon. That's totally expected but that's still funny
>>28636452
It's fun. The women's attention feels nice and if your drunk you won't care that it's not real.
Be careful though cause you'll spend a lot of money.
It sucks and is a waste of money. I work with Chads and the criminal underclass, so I've never paid for a strip club experience.
It's like going to a nice restaurant, smelling the food, paying for it, then leaving without eating it. Sure, a naked girl dancing on you is pretty nice, but it's not like you can fug her. You just get blue balls from being so close to the real thing, so your mind tricks you into thinking that sex will happen soon.
Might as well just stay home and fap. If you're really curious, I would suggest going once for the experience.
>>28636613
i hear you but i still don't get the appeal.
you don't get laid. it blows my mind that they make good business. each club giving hundreds of guys blue balls a night
It's literally paying for blue balls.
Touching ass and titties was nice but not worth the money to go home alone.
2/10 experience overall, would not recommend.
>tuesday is $10'dances
>stripper thinks im cute(obviously trashy irl)
>dry hump the shit out of her viciously
>she just takes it and eventually becomes aroused as well after being disguted
>start to grope her
>go to finger her
>she's hairy as fuck
>dance eventually enda
>eventually see her pussy is clean shaven
>mfw i realized i fingered some trashy strippers asshole
>dont fap for two weeks
>go
>blow your load while shes rubbing against you
also
>tfw never felt a grls body against mine
Save your money and just go for sex tourism.
My favorite strip club would have two dollar Tuesdays where any drink crown and down was only 2 bucks. My friends and I would call it titty Tuesdays and go get hammered while enjoying some booties. As long as you go to the higher end clubs they are alright. Only ever had one Lap dance and it was a surprise my wife then gf got me. Go to have fun with friends not to get horned up for nothing.
I enjoy going sometimes, mostly because it feels sleazy. But the best times are when the place isn't really crowded and I can chat with the women a bit at the bar. It makes me feel good, it's a confidence booster that I can be comfortable around these kinds of women.
The problem is finding a club that has drinks. I like my beer.
Id go to one that had free entry if you just printed this page from their website out, and $1 beer on Wednesdays; for all beer too, not just the cheap crap. could get drunk very cheaply, and the chairs were very comfy. girls would walk up and sit on your lap and let you touch them a little, but then leave when you say youre not interested in getting a lap dance. some girls were interesting and would talk for 10 minutes, especially if it was slow, though most would leave after less than a minute. all in all you could have a decent time and get drunk for under $10 if you do it right.
Will strippers let you motorboat them?
it fucking sucked drinks were super expensive and the girls weren't that hot and they sucked at dancing swear to god I could have got up on that pole and done a better job than them dont waste your time just fap to porn
>>28636452
>Beautiful naked woman dancing in front of you
>See but dont touch
Who the fuck likes torture?
>talking to normies
>they mention there's a strip club nearby that I had no idea about
>"lololol we should totally go! Lads night out lololl"
>genuinely curious to see what the inside of a strip club is like, whether it will make me feel depressed or happy, either way a fun story to tell
>"Haha yeah sure, it could be fun, when were you thinking?"
>looks at me quizzically
>"Jesus anon, I was joking"
Kill me.
Kill me.
Now the flames of my curiosity have been fanned but I'm certainly not brave enough to go in alone.
Kill me.
>>28636452
Good until you have to pay them.
>>28636452
Strip Club --> desperate cheap slutty whores stripping to pay for the drugs.
Specific low lighting inside makes a 4/10 like a 9/10.
>>28637379
>titty Tuesdays
I don't know why but this made me kek.
>>28638277
I don't know why they'd react that way. I know plenty of people who don't see anything wrong with them. Of course I think they're for degenerates but I'm not a normie.
I just want to feel what a woman feels like.
What's the best way to do this in a white country?
>>28637715
Really depends on the club. I went to a strip club in Daytona Beach when I used to live there and the girls were super trashy and would suck you off for a price.
>>28636452
>>28636815
>>28637755
guys, guys. it's not about sexual gratification per se, it's about the wholesale objectification of women for my pleasure. I can go with a friend, throw some money around "dance, bitch dance!" I think to myself as they move their bodies for my entertainment
if i really wanted to get laid i could probably just throw some more money at them (or drugs). i doubt most strippers would be above that sort of behavior. but i'd never fuck a stripper knowingly
>>28636452
Your autism gets 27x stronger as soon as you enter a strip club.
Just few things that will help you if you really wanna go there:
1) If you plan on sticking your dick in your drink in order to avoid that HIV infected people drink from it, don't do it. It is indeed a good idea, but one that's deemed to be weird if not "fucked up" by normies
2) Never put money in anybody's panties unless it's a stripper. You'd waste money and probably would get kicked out for harassing other customers.
>>28638428
There are no white countries, anon.
>>28636452
They're fucking stupid.
You give girls money to pretend to be in to you for a few seconds or minutes. As another Anon pointed out, you don't get any action or investment return aside from maybe feeling some tits.
It is the fucking epitome of Roastie Privilege - moderately attractive girls getting treated like money goddesses just because they have wet ovens instead of cocks.
>>28638500
>1) If you plan on sticking your dick in your drink in order to avoid that HIV infected people drink from it, don't do it. It is indeed a good idea, but one that's deemed to be weird if not "fucked up" by normies
What did he mean by this?
>>28638752
If you ostensibly stick your penis in the glass containing your beverage, people who see you doing it won't even try to steal it from you.
It's the same thing you do in school when you carry your lunch from home: you lick everything as soon as you take it out of the paper bag, so that chads won't even try to steal your sandwich.
>>28636501
>getting turned on at a strip club
How do people manage to do this? How can you look into the dead, empty eyes of a stripper waiting for her next tip and get aroused by her body? Maybe I'm just too deep for this normie shit.
>>28638441
Look I just wanna bury my face in some nice huge titties before I die and I just want to know the best way to go about that
>>28638815
>you lick everything as soon as you take it out of the paper bag, so that chads won't even try to steal your sandwich.
Goddamnit /r9k/
>>28638878
>all strippers are dead inside
Nice meme.
>>28638878
There's nothing soulless about the way a stripper acts. It's literally her job to be into you. That's the whole appeal/power fantasy.
The actual soullessness is much more abstract and it doesn't hit you until after the fact.
>>28639035
>it's her job to act into you
Now I know why people who do theatre degrees become strippers
I'd rather fuck a fat uggo for free than pay to get teased and lied to.
lol yeah once, went to this kinda ghetto one that's supposedly owned by the hells angels. this one stripper was being flirty and touchy with my friend so he grabbed her ass and then she jumped into his arms and they kinda grinded for like 20 secs and she jumped off, told him that he had pay her for just that and he was like uh wtf no that wasn't even a lapdance. then she got all pissy and was like nobody gets that for free, gimme all your money in your wallet or I'll tell the bouncers that you hit me and they'll stomp you. so he just gave her 30 bucks and we gtfo. also tried to take a snapchat without realizing my flash was on and everybody started looking at me and I got scared lol
>not going to a cheap strip club on a sunday afternoon to fraternize with past their prime strippers
If they think you are not a cop, you can get much more than a lap dance.
>>28636525
at least you saved that money
good job anon
