>chess teacher asks a question
>guy ignores it and instead rambles on about his super original move
>chess teacher
>in chess class
>that one spastic kid who thinks he's the next Bobby Fischer says nobody has ever defeated the SODIUM OPENING when he plays it
>teacher schools him in two dozen moves
>he whines about how using book openings is unfair
>>28636312
>the autistic kid in chess class keeps repeating the same phrase over and over again
>>28636312
>>28636531
>2016
>giving a fuck about chess
chess is 100% figured out you retards, move to other more complicated games
>>28636312
>chess teacher
are you in uni OP?
that's p cool... i should take a chess class...
>chess class
?
Name one person who was good at chess that went to chess class.
>>28636665
not everyone is good at chess, but you can still enjoy it even if you're not a world class player.
>>28636580
you sound quite salty there friend, let me guess, your parents couldn't afford a private chess tutor for you so you didn't go to a good chess college?
>>28636690
Then why take a class? Why not just play yourself and enjoy it? Taking a class sounds like it would take the fun out of it. Having obligations is horribly boring.
>>28636587
personally I don't leave the house
>>28636580
>chess is 100% figured out you retards
That's checkers, idiot.
>>28637465
chess will be 100% figured out soon enough though
>>28637322
If you learn the principles of chess (pawn structure, centre control etc) you can at least figure out why certain moves are made and not just aimlessly move pieces
>>28636575
>the autistic kid in chess class that sprays whipped cream in his mouth and keeps on screaming "Jumanji!" every time someone touches a fucking chess piece.
We though it would be better taking away his whipped cream, but no, that mad boi kept on screaming and also started licking all pieces before starting a game.
There was one time we had some sort of "tournament" and he was about to win a semifinal, so when he made his final move he screamed 5 times: "Jumanji! My chess has big bootanji!" and everyone laughed so it made him afraid and he escaped to the bathroom.
>Plot twist: that kid was me two years ago (I was 17)
>>28637518
It's not going to happen any time soon because of the amount of possible board states.
