My dick is 5.5 inches long (on a good day) and I just want to fucking die. I am attractive and I would trade my attractiveness for a big dick any moment.
where is that 81% statistic from fampai?
I hope you realize 5.5" is the average in the US.
>>28636176
average is absolutely terrible
well you're definitely retarded, because then you'll be fucking ugly and thus life in general (including getting laid) will be 10x harder than before.
>>28636176
I don't give a fuck about the average in the US where being morbidly obese is a common thing. I live in europe and the average is like 6.3 to 6.5. Not only that but I don't want my dick to be average, I want my dick to be on the bigger end (7+)
Women do not care and do not pick average, let alone less than that.
If that wasn't enough already I also am a manlet (5'9).
>>28636212
Jonah Falcon is an ugly fuck and he got laid with countless women. A big dick gets you laid a lot more than a pretty face. The word eventually spreads, you know.
>>28636219
the average penis of chad is probably 8" and thats what you are actually competing with
>>28636219
Stop being an insecure fuck mate
Honestly who gives a shit, by the time you get them in bed, they won't turn down an average dick
If don't think it's big enough, who cares, you still Gona nut in her anyway
>>28636136
>tfw 4 inches
I have literally considered suicide because of that. People and society make a huge deal out of minor aesthetic imperfections (big noses, gynecomastia etc) that you can still live a normal life with, but matters such as small penises are not only barely even considered but it's also socially acceptable to mock people for it.
The fact that I will never, NEVER have a normal sex life (and probably will never be able to keep a long-term relationship) no matter how much I improve myself haunts me every single day. All of this because nature decided to give me 2 or 3 inches less in a piece of meat between my legs.
>>28636189
it's actually pretty average
>>28636450
average=bad
average anything is bad.
>tfw 8.3 inches
life isn't as easy as you think.
>>28636551
Life is still a hundred times easier than someone in your same situation with a small penis. Boo fucking hoo, get the fuck out of this board attention whore. Nobody asked anyone to post a dick pic.
>>28636551
Must be hard having a pencil dick
>>28636136
Heres the thing you tards don't get, she doesn't know how big your dick is until you're actually at the stage where she is going to have sex with you regardless unless she is a complete whore and would actually deny a guy based on their penis size (protip: that never fucking happens unless he is rocking a literal micropenis).
You're going to have sex or get a BJ at that point, then if she doesn't want to be with you based on your dick then you're better off without her.
Do you guys think a girl is going to make you drop your pants and show them your dick before the date can begin? Join the fucking real world and get over it.
>>28636586
7.5 inches reporting in, You are wrong, I'm a 27 year old virgin. Having a big dick doesn't magically fix all your problems retard.
>>28636586
But you would have asked me to post a pic if I didn't already. I'm a manlet if it makes you feel better.
>>28636599
just really long8.5 bone pressed
>>28636479
>of the usual or ordinary standard, level, or quantity.
>having qualities that are seen as typical of a particular person or thing.
>mediocre; not very good.
note:
not very good =/= bad
also note that none of those definitions say below average, poor or bad.
>>28636635
I sweear manlets always have big dicks
I'm 6'4
My dick is 6 inches long
Looks like a baby sausage compared to my body
>>28636630
>7.5
>big
lol r u srs
>>28636630
Boo fucking hoo. If you're a 27 year old virgin with an 8 inch penis it's because you're either born horribly ugly (highly doubt it, 99% of the population can look at least average with lookmaxing, the remaining 1% is the one beyond any possibility of repair) or you're too much of a lazy fuck to work on yourself. I did work on myself but my dick is still small. Just shut the fuck up seriously. You have no right to talk and you have no clue what life as a small dicked man is like.
>>28636136
>tfw manlet with large penis which looks even larger on my frame
I-IS THERE HOPE?
How do I let them know I have large penisu?
>>28636437
Don't worry so much. I was in a relationship with a guy who was 4 inches. Sex sucked and I'm glad to be out of it, but it was a really long term relationship and I never cheated.
>>28636707
omfg you idiot
the AVERAGE PERSON IS SHIT. WORTHLESS. GARBAGE. BEING AVERAGE IS SHIT.
>>28636724
I'm 5'8 and my dick is 6 inches. Height and dick size do not correlate in any way
>>28636136
Get over yourself normie, 5.5 isn't small.
>>28636724
Well I'm not full on turbomanlet.are you cut?
>>28636764
I use grindr and tinder
just be blunt as fuck it works
>>28636136
Great, except that average looking to a female means Ryan Gosling. Who fucking cares
>>28636777
>sex sucked and I'm glad to be out of it
Thanks, that was comforting
>>28636479
Correct
Either be among the best or die pathetically like the rest.
>>28636777
>don't worry
>sex sucked
Making us all feel better here
>>28636794
Nah I'm not cut
Live in the uk though so seeing a flappy foreskin is the norm here
>>28636802
Ryan Gosling is the epitome of average numale betafuck.
>>28636822
>>28636844
There is more to relationships than just sex. Bad sex wasn't why we broke up, him cheating on me (with his small dick) was.
Why do you even care? He managed to get off, so will you. Just because the girl doesn't, doesn't mean anything. Not all relationships are perfect.
I'm not even memeing you but most girls can't cum from penetrative sex anyway (unfortunately it's the only way I can cum) so it's pointless to worry about it.
>>28636136
thanks for cheering me up OP. as a 5'6" turbo manlet who constantly gets shit on, but has a 7.5 incher, this has really given me a boost.i realize i'm still unattractive
>>28636136
>on a good day
the fuck?
>on a good day
does your dick get smaller on certain days
>>28636822
Don't worry anon, find a nice asexual girl to settle down with, she won't care
Spend your hard earned cash on prositutes every now and then
>>28636479
Why is average so bad? Average means its not small and its not big, its where the majority is categorized. You're the same as the majority of other dicks she has seen. This isn't a bad thing at all. Our culture makes average some kind of awful word when it means anything but.
You can still be amazing in bed with a 5 inch dick. It's all about technique, stamina and longevity. The majority of the nerves in the vagina only go about 2 inches in, that and the clit are the majority of where her pleasure will come from. Real life girls, not pornstars and super whores, do not enjoy a monster dong banging off of their cervix, it is painful when it gets too big. Do you think a woman gets pleasure out of pushing a baby out of their vagina? Why would a monster dick feel any better?
>>28636888
Mine does
Can go from 5.5 bone pressed to 6.5 depending on the time of day and how horny I am
>>28636864
post it
>>28636874
goose is handsome as fuck, ever watch the place beyond the pines?
>>28636886
>>28636888
You know, degrees of erection can vary you fucktards, and with it comes a slightly different size.
>>28636724
>tfw 6'4 and 6 inches too
What's the fucking point?
>>28636900
Sure, honey. Whatever you say.
>>28636900
>Why is average so bad? Average means its not small and its not big, its where the majority is categorized.
The average person is fat. And ugly. And shit in bed. And the average dick is too small to please women.
>>28636136
You're pathetic.
If you literally get depressed over not having a huge dick you seriously need to rethink your life mate.
>>28636618
this
I'm almost 8 inches and I've never held a girl's hands let alone anything else.
I might as well have micropenis it wouldn't change a thing.
>>28636930
Sorry anon, not the best pic but most recent one
>>28636777
He wasn't bad because of his dick size, he was bad because he sucked at sex. Theres plenty a guy can do to please a woman with or without his dick regardless of size.
I am 5.5 inches and I have absolutely no problem pleasing a woman. I've been with girls that have been with 50+ guys, a virgin and everything in between. Only the first two thought I was bad because I had no idea what I was doing. There's more to it than pump mindlessly for two minutes, cum and fall asleep.
Does bone pressed really count guys
>>28637002
Postbumpls
>>28637045
no, just lose weight so you don't have to bone press
>>28637028
>There's more to it than pump mindlessly for two minutes, cum and fall asleep
I thought his post was serious until this sentence.
>>28636794
You really think women will want to have sex with me if I just tell them I got a big dick?
Most women tend to hate perverted talk right away
>>28636930
No, I avoid Ryan Gosling movies except Drive desu. He was annoying in that.
>>28637028
He was bad in bed but nah. People are playing up how good you are to make you feel better. Big penises do feel better. That said, there is a huge difference between 4 and average, I guess. Only 5 out of 100 men are under 4 inches.
So fucking what? There's no point of having a big dick if you're ugly.
>>28636964
I am perfectly confident in my ability and fine with my 5.5 incher. I am not the one blaming the size of my dick on why I can't get laid.
Just please explain to me how a girl will know how big your dick is in order for her to determine she can't date you? How do they know you spergs?
>>28637078
>he actually believes this
They do if they find you ugly.
Bluntness is literally the best strategy in places like Tinder.
>>28637078
>Most women tend to hate perverted talk right away
well to be fair I do roids and have a decent body, recently cut to 10% bodyfat for the summer, so that might help
>>28637081
you should watch it, it's really good
>>28637078
put your dick size if its over 8 inches on your tinder profile tbqh
hope you're not measuring wrong
>>28637183
women think it's 2 inches bigger than it actually is
You can add like an inch to your dick if you start to work out and lose weight
Fat around your dick can gobble up inches, while less fat will add, and extra developed muscle around the area will actually push your dick out more.
Part of your dick is still in your body, don't forget that
>>28637216
yes but theres no way to exactly increase size without damaging your dick in risky surgery
pumps and pills don't work
>big penis
>tfw kissless virgin
>>28637215
only applies to really big dicks
they know how small a 6" is
>>28637216
Fat around your dick can gobble up inches, while less fat will add
True, but even being fat, all it takes to see your "true" size is to bone press.
>and extra developed muscle around the area will actually push your dick out more.
Absolute bro science bullshit. There is no way to make the part of the penis "inside" of you stick out but surgery, and penis enlargement surgery has A LOT of scary risks and drawbacks.
Millions of couples have healthy sex lives with the guy rocking a 5 incher. Yet you guys have deduced that's simply not big enough, all of these guys are cucks and not having a 9 inch dick is the reason women won't sleep with you.
The mental gymnastics you guys perform to somehow justify this line of reasoning is pretty spectacular.
Honestly, it's not a big deal at all. I was surprised to find out how shallow a vagina really is.
6" here..But honestly it varies depending on how horny I am/how much I've been fapping.
>>28637276
>6"
>small
Kill me
>>28637311
>five inches
women are faking it to protect your feelings
>>28637120
5.5" too and feel the same way. If they like you enough to get naked with you, only a micropenis will change her mind.
Hell I've talked to girls who said they would stop right then and there if the guy is too big, it's not worth the pain. Bigger is probably better, but >7" and it doesn't make a difference. Women have various sized vaginas, they're not all porn stars who can take 12" no problem
>>28636618
What's the point of getting to that stage if you know you're already gonna be a disappointment?
>all these retards saying "b-but I have a huge dick and my life sucks!"
Alright, now imagine if you had the same life but with a dick 5" or less. It would be that one more thing nagging you in the back of the head. Knowing that people mock penises as small as yours, knowing you will never be physically capable of pleasuring a female, having to look down at your pathetic penis every time you jack off and seeing it almost completely obscured by your hand.
You take for granted the extra confidence your dick size gives you. Even if you don't know it, its still there.
>>28637081
No honey, when a girl is speaking in tongues and scratching my back while holding on for dear life while experiencing multiple mind blowing orgasms, it can safely be said they aren't "playing it up" to make me feel better. What do they have to gain from continuing to have sex with me and tell me its good if it isn't?
Your cock shaming may work on these mentally broken robots, but not me dear.
>>28637450
Gowan lad, smash her to pieces
>>28636986
Why is that?
It's not like I choose to feel this way.
>>28637078
>You really think women will want to have sex with me if I just tell them I got a big dick?
Yeah
>Most women tend to hate perverted talk right away
Only because they think you will think they are whores.
>>28637119
Rather be ugly and good in bed then be ugly and have a small dick
As an ugly fat man with a small penis and a terrible personality, what're my chances?
>>28637534
Close to none in your current state
You could have some chances if you were attractive and had a good persona. How small are you?
>>28637447
Isn't the average dick size about 5"?
5,5" length 4,5" girth
feelsbadman
>>28637638
and the average dick is tiny
your point?
>>28637534
>As an ugly fat man with a small penis and a terrible personality, what're my chances?
Better just make yourself at home, you're gonna be here a while...
>>28637152
Nah, being blunt on Tinder is literally the best way to find out if she's interested.
Start with "Sex l8r?"
If she agrees you set up a time and place to meet.
If she gets offended but keeps talking to you, you probably have it and can arrange a time and place to meet later on.
If she says no and unmatches/stops talking to you, she didn't want to fug you in the first place.
>>28637664
>average is tiny
You've been watching too much bbc porn.
>>28637693
Just tried this
Fuck sake
>6,4
>7 inches
>4.5 girth
Am i cursed?
>>28637694
show a 5.5 dick to a woman and she will laugh
>>28637883
That's not true tbo
>>28637883
Virgin detected
5.5 is fine, not going to blow anyone away by size alone, but it's still decent
>>28637898
>>28637934
decent=awful
women hate average men
>>28637964
Average looking men maybe
But an average dick isn't just for average looking men
It's spread out between the whole spectrum
An ugly fuckin Manlet troll could have a 8 inch thick dong
A male model that makes all girls pussys drip by looks alone, could have a 4 inch dong
Having an average dick doesn't mean you're average in all aspects
>>28638044
that male model would have sex once with a lot of girls and the troll would never get any sex at all
girls only want chad with a chad cock
>>28638100
You are so deluded
>>28636136
>mfw my dick is barely 3 inches
>mfw my height is 5'6"
>mfw my face is 3/10 after healthy dose of photoshop
I want to be average.
That would be great step foward.
>>28638117
You have such a naive view on the world if you think women actually don't hate men.
>medically defined micropenis
I want to fucking kill myself.
>>28638117
Not him but you are deluded.
If size of dick didnt mattered than they wouldnt be making dildos the size of battering ram.
Why does dick size matter when a girl will never see it? I've never understood this.
>>28638311
Welcome to the club.
Just cut it off, and tell it was some kind of accident.
This way people wont laught at you but will pity you.
Sometimes..
>>28638320
>never see it
Oh boy, you know what sex is right ?
>>28638320
>have to see micropeen every day
>no matter what I do, I'll always be inferior to 99% of males
>>28636136
Even if that statistic is not bullshit. Most women's image of a small penis is probably more in the <4in category. If you're 5in or above with decent girth you're fine.
>>28638360
I've considered it.
>tfw no gender dysphoria
>tfw will never be cute trap with tiny cock
>>28638276
Is this shitty bait?
You are delusional lad
>>28638314
Never said it doesn't matter, I said that 5.5 inches is fine, which it is
Massive dildos aren't for everyone either
There's more to sex than the size of your cock. Sure, an 8 inch dick is more likely to please, but a lad with an average one can still fuck a women's brains out
>>28636167
once again, first post is best post. statistics are easily made up, at least that's what 72% of people said
>>28638400
>but a lad with an average one can still fuck a women's brains out
unless she's a size queen like 99% of women are.
>>28638376
You misunderstand. I meant that I (and most anons here) will never get that far with a girl. This anon >>28638377 has a point, but there's no reason to worry about how a girl will react to it since it's an unrealizable scenario.
>>28636729
i love it when dicklets try to talk shit about guys who arent quite 8 inches but who are still bigger than they themselves are. stay bitter buddy
>>28638426
Fucking hell mate are you that desperate to bait or are you that much of a thick cunt
>>28638482
no he's just a bitter dicklet who thinks all woman are a "size queens" for not fawning over his 4.2 incher
Hey OP we have almost the same stats, tho I also have shit girth and I'm a manlet as well.
Guess it's natures way of telling you have shit genes and shouldn't procreate
>5 inches in length
>But 5.5 inches in girth
Thank fuck I got something going for me.
>>28637693
Fucking terrible advice
Only alphas can do this
Betas like us have to convince women to let us fuck them without ever saying its what we want. Its just how it is.
I like it how most men only talk about length when circumference is much more important to the size.
>>28636136
I am literally the complete opposite of op. I have huge penis but im black in a predominantly asian city snd i would literally trade my huge penis for Zac Efrons looks in two seconds.
>>28638567
No way 5.5 girth is 95th percentile, what the hell? I am 5.5x5.5
>5'3
>5.7 in
>decent looks
>it will never matter how good my face looks
>too short to be attractive
>too short to be /fit/
>too short to be /fa/
>will always be too short to be loved
What exactly was the point in living anymore?
5.6"L x 5.2"G
Nothing to commit suicide over I guess.
>>28638712
Become gay, obtain love
>>28638463
Fair point.
You are right.
>>28636136
Good thing you don't have a small penis. You have an Average one.
>>28636777
>I was in a relationship with a guy who was 4 inches. Sex sucked and I'm glad to be out of it
Wow kill yourself please. Why the fuck would you come in a thread like this just to kick guys while they're down.
>>28638892
"Average" is still small for many women, unfortunately.
>>28639044
>"Average" is still small
By definition it's not. That statistic does not use numbers, it used words. They question probably said "small dick" with no numbers to a girl so they imagined a 3 incher or something.
>tfw i just accept never being truly compatibly for a female
>tfw i dont really give a shit anymore
>tfw fleshlight
pic related not a female btw
>>28639109
I want a flashlight. Are they good?
>tfw small penis humiliation fetish
>tfw it's my fantasy to have a gf who thinks my penis is small and makes fun of it during sex
>tfw no girlfriend to comfort me about it in a very condescending way that's half insult
>tfw no girl would ever have this fetish, so they'd only make fun of it unironically and then immediately dump me
Yeah but 100% prefer a man with money over any other option.
So go make some money robot
>>28636255
>jus have a 13.5 record breaking dick yo
normie logic man
>>28637478
Because why do you need to hold yourself to this standard? Why do you have to be in the top 1% of dick length or anything for that matter? Being average in itself isn't bad at all. What makes it bad is you being insecure about it like a little bitch. You do realise there are people like like 2-3 inch dicks and even smaller, where their ability to have a functioning relationship is seriously impaired? Those people are fucked, you're fine. baka
