>Hey, handsome, why don't we go somewhere private?
I see these threads every hour of every day
just how autistic is the person making them?
>>28636087
that depends, what's under that skirt of yours?
>>28636087
>tfw no white gf
probably not worth it
>>28636117
>spending enough time here to notice that
they can't be any worse than you
>>28636229
god help him if he's as autistic as me
It's a trap. Pretty good one and not a hon.
>>28636087
>tfw vehemently bisexual and into futa
Fuck yeah we should
>>28636087
sorry i don't have any money
>>28636087
am i the first person to fucking realize that she's in a wheelchair and not just a trap
>>28636087
Sure! Why not? My girlfriend will freak out, but fuck her!
Can I use her as a mobile comfy seat
>>28636896
>comfy
nope
>>28636087
How much is it m'lady?
>>28636087
I'm not paying for a lap dance.
>>28636087
>anon wakes up in the morning
>>28636087
>hot
>numb from the waist down
>I can stick it anywhere
Where do I find a girl like this?
>>28636087
Wheel i thought you'd never ask. Feels like I'm on a roll tonight. Plus, you just know she wouldn't stand you up or pull a runner.
>>28636087
She has a penis, right? They always have a penis.
>>28636417
I notice the wheelchair but not the trap part.
I find white women disgusting.
>>28636117
Considering it's a crippled tranny, this one is considerably less autistic and much more funny
>>28636087
I need sleep, I laughed way too hard when I thought of this.:^)
>>28636087
>tfw no tranny stacy wheelie blonde dominant gf.
>>28636290
>hon
Are you a tranny anon
>>28639746
Maybe he just knows the terminology. I know a shitload of tranny stuff and I'm not a tranny myself, I swear.
>>28639773
you're either a tranny or a chaser if you know what hon means
>>28639815
>you're either a tranny or a chaser if you know what hon means
I just ended up learning about a lot of stuff but I really didn't search for it or anything, it was just there when I was checking other stuff.
I'm not really interested in MtF or FtM.
I only like cis girls andsometimes guys.
>>28639815
What's a chaser?
>>28636087
I'd move out of the way so the person she was talking to behind me can get by
>>28636087
>right hand to left ear/jaw
>lean into right ear
"Where'd you have in mind darlin?"
Easy mode.
Lol that girl in OP goes to my college. She's in a wheelchair.
>>28639525
Took me a second, but I enjoyed this.
>>28641430
Where is your college?
>>28641517
Trinity College
>>28639815
What does hon mean?
This is the first time in my life urban dictionary hasn't explained degen speak to me.
>>28641541
I don't know where that is.
Is "she" a girl or a trap?
>>28641568
She's a girl, and I'm pretty sure she's only into Asian dudes. No lie.
Pic related. From her Facebook
>>28636087
i d-don't have any money, h-heh, heh.
>>28639908
what does hon mean?
what does chaser mean?
hey fuck off party girl
Im not about that life.
I leave you to nice chad's hands
/I actually do this
>>28636087
>>28641634
>those broad shoulders
>those hands
cute gay dude still
>>28636087
>tfw love all the drugs that go along with partying
>no interest in actually going out to party to do drugs
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to stay home with and do drugs
>>28642104
>hon
You know those extremely manly trannies that are usually 50 year old men that decided to leave their families to wear some dress, lipstick and are always in the middle of every tranny related problem in the newspaper?
Also the hon comes from some hugbox sites where those middle aged trannies spread lies to each other.
>"You look great, hon! xoxoxox"
>chaser
You know those guys that are only into trannies, join tranny related support groups, stalk them in every social media and so on? That's it.
Also notice, if a Chad guy does that, he's not a chaser, he's an admirer and I shit you not, trannies believe in that.
NO stop peer pressuring me I'm not ready. Plus you probably have herpes I want to see your std panel.
>>28642222
those are some fantastic numbers anon. you should feel proud.
>>28636087
C-can I use your chair? My feet are starting to get tired.
>>28642143
how do you want me to prove its a girl?
Wheelchair girl a cutie
>>28636087
>Hell yeah babe, let's roll out.
>>28641634
Source? inb4 t.chang
>>28636087
>those manly shoulders
>>28642678
im not gonna say lmao