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I found a dead bird at work. What should I do robots?
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I found a dead bird at work. What should I do robots?
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Put your PENIS in it

Duh
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sleep tight bord
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it's fucking disgusting leave it alone you mong
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Do you know who to ask for a shovel?
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Now a noble heart hath broke. Good night, sweet prince. May hosts of angels sing you to sleep.

cum on it
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>>28635355
Bury it and make it a nice gravestone with the quote "he flew high and gave me dubs"
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leave it be.
let it rot in peace.
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Put in a bag and throw it out before it starts to stink. Or for mischief plant it above one of your coworkers ceiling tiles and let it sit there and rot
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>>28635355
dig a hole and bury it - let the worms eat it like it used to eat them
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>>28635355
step on it
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Bury it. The bird is dead.
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Any final words?
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Changed my mind. I'm going to spear it to the wall with a rod I found
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>>28635938
OK here is it speared to the wall
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>>28636036
thank you OP <3
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