[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Hey, it's the daily feet smell reviewer back with another
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 127
Thread images: 19
File: pepe.png (13 KB, 418x359) Image search: [Google]
pepe.png
13 KB, 418x359
Hey, it's the daily feet smell reviewer back with another review.

Sorry I missed out yesterday, the woman I was scheduled to meet up with had obligations so we shifted our meeting to today.

She's a 24 year old Chinese woman, from China, petite frame but actually had ass and titties for an Asian chick. She had long hair and was relatively pretty.

Her feet were medium sized for someone of her height, leaning towards small I would say. They were a light brown color, with her toes painted black. The black nail polish complimented her skin very nicely.

The texture of her feet was nice, pretty smooth overall. Her feet were nice, but a tad narrower than my preference. Her toes were pretty nice, but not as meaty as I like.

The smell of her feet was strong and dominated by a smell comparable to fritos, with slight hints of cheese. It did have a unique (but weaker than I would like) musk, which was quite lovely. Her toes were particularly smelly, and a had a stronger smell of musk and less of fritos, so this was my favorite part.

Overall I give her a 7/10, pleasant experience and would smell again.
>>
>>28635109
Wtf, some background please
>>
>>28635131
He said she was Chinese. What more background do you need?
>>
>>28635131
I started my daily foot reviews 2 days ago, unfortunately I had to skip yesterday.

I just started receiving money from my father's will, and now I pay women I find off craigslist to smell their feet. I plan on getting qts of all different backgrounds.
>>
>>28635176
>dad dies
>spend his money sniffing feet
Good on ya lad, Godspeed.
>>
>>28635223
haha I'm not spending all the money on that, he left me quite a lot of money and I also plan on buying a small apartment for myself. But I could really use some leisure, so lately I've been smelling women's feet and getting piss drunk 3 nights a week.

For those who missed my last review, I reviewed a Dominican chick's feet and she got an 8/10.
>>
Tomorrow I'm gonna review either an Ecuadorian chick or a Polish chick, which one should I go with?
>>
Dumb frogposter

Originallio commenttio
>>
>>28635515
I would actually be interested in the Polish one, if that's actually possible, as I also live in Europe and do by no means have any interest in anything like something from ecuadorian offspring or so like the American continent regarding descendents from Eastern Europe with Spain and Portugal involved.
>>
>>28635176
I see, thank you. It's good that your doing something you enjoy
>>
>>28635912
well you can't knock ecuadorian girls until you try them

But I think I'm gonna go with the Polish chick tomorrow since I haven't reviewed any white girl's feet yet
>>
File: 1428276897797.jpg (547 KB, 1280x1707) Image search: [Google]
1428276897797.jpg
547 KB, 1280x1707
>>28635176
Woah woah woah OP I have money too but my ads never work. What exactly do you say? I need help, since I need smelly girl feet too.
>>
>>28636141
I live in a densely populated city so it's relatively easy for me.

Since feet smelling isn't considered a sex act, you can post straightforward ads on CL most likely, within a week or so you should get at least one offer.

Just don't make the ad too creepy, lol
>>
>>28636184
No no bro, I need more than that. Like copy and paste what you said in the ad or tell me what you said from memory. Then I'll take it and add my own flair to it. On my own I have no clue what to say.
>>
Please smell an Irish woman's feet next.
>>
File: a16.jpg (52 KB, 547x972) Image search: [Google]
a16.jpg
52 KB, 547x972
>>28636184
>>28636141

Another richfag here. It isn't too hard. Here's what I put:

Subject: "If you've got stinky feet, I've got money"

Body: "You ever come home from work or walking around all day, and you take off your shoes and your feet smell bad? Well guys can be into that, and this guy in particular (me) will pay you fat stacks if you let him smell yours.

Hit me up if you're interested. No spam pls."
>>
>>28636244

>>28636302
I want to sniff an Irish girl's feet by the end of the week! Preferably a chick straight from Ireland, but I'll settle with an Irish-American chick.
>>28636348
Yes, I say similar things but slightly more professional sounding. Very good suggestion though.

And it's important that when they contact you, you make it clear that you want their feet stinky, you don't want to pay a chick who's overly self conscious who would wash her feet 10 minutes before seeing you.

Also, I would avoid mentioning "fat stacks" though, you should aim for spending no more than 50 dollars for this, considering how fucking simple it is for them.
>>
>>28636348
how many pairs of feet have you smelled? which ethnicities?

Funny thing, the aforementioned Dominican girl was the first feet I ever smelled. Before we met up I was worrying that I might not enjoy it and I all my fantasies were for nothing, but boy was that not the case, I totally loved it and think of feet even more now!
>>
>>28636401
So I should downgrade "fat stacks" to "will pay you cash money" or "will pay you" then?
>>
>>28636438
Yes, I would recommend that. Many chicks would be very happy to get 40-50 dollar just to let a dude smell their stinky feet for a few minutes.
>>
Is it weird that I look forward to this? Keep up the good work.
>>
>>28636423
At least 17 so far my man. Eurasian, white, black, and indian. Having money is truly great.

Are you actually Chinese btw? I've never met an asian footfag. All the guys I know into feet are black or white.
>>
>>28636348
>>28636401
>>28636475
Thanks you two, I'll try it. Looking forward to this shit
>>
>>28636507
No, I'm not Chinese, I said the chick was. I'm a white American guy.

So far I've only sniffed two pairs, one Dominican and one Chinese. Both were excellent.

Which chick had your favorite pair so far?
>>28636546
np, dude
>>
File: chrome_2016-05-17_15-58-20.png (11 KB, 791x278) Image search: [Google]
chrome_2016-05-17_15-58-20.png
11 KB, 791x278
>>28636475
Should I put my picture or body details in the description?
>>
This is a good thread. GG OP i wanna hear more from you. Living the fucking dream.
>>
>>28635912
>knows about portugal
Where are you from anon?
>>
Is this some sort of elaborate troll? I demand proof
>>
>>28636573
Indian women BY FAR have the stinkiest feet. You need to try one if you can get your hands on her dude. It was so fucking amazing I had a moment and wondered if I deserved to smell them.

And alright so you're white. That adds to the trend. I'm black myself. I did smell an korean girl's feet once but it wasn't paid And I was 17 so I guess it doesnt count. Hers were 6/10 though
>>
>>28636595
Thanks dude, if all goes as planned I should have a daily review for at least the next few days.
>>28636643
Was she Americanized Indian or foreign born?

Even if Indian chicks have good hygiene. the food they eat is very rich so it can make their smells stronger.
>>
>>28636678
>Was she Americanized Indian or foreign born?

Foreign but she spoke english well
>>
>>28635109
good job op keep it up
>>
>>28636701
oh okay

that's cool, I love Indian chicks
>>
File: 2016-05-08_23-32-45.jpg (148 KB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]
2016-05-08_23-32-45.jpg
148 KB, 1366x768
>>28636579
Leave that shit out, it doesnt matter. Some women like bearmode dudes, others want skinny faggots, and others want a buff chad, you lower your pool if you put that shit down. Keep their mind focused on the money.
>>
>>28635109
tarantino go to bed please
>>
>tfw poorfag but want to try this out
Isnt craigslist kinda dangerous though?
>>
>>28636723
I agree, it's irrelevant because you're just gonna smell their feet
>>
>>28636723
This but maybe keep the age part in since I'm assuming you're young liek the rest of us. It'll help your chances if they know you aren't some 40 year old weirdo
>>
>>28636737
I have them meet up with me somewhere busy first, we chat, then go somewhere private
>>
>>28636765
Yeah, I would say it helps a lot if you're less than say, 30
>>
>>28636769
what private place do you go to? I want to try this out now but i still live with my mommy and daddy
>>
>>28636808
The first chick, we went to her apartment, the second, we went to my apartment
>>
>>28636769
>>28636808
OP please describe exactly how you do this
>>
>>28636855
1. post an ad on CL like this, with minor differences
>>28636348

2. chat, make sure she's the type I want

3. arrange a meet up

4. meet in public, talk for a little while, then go somewhere private

The first chick was actually really cool too, she's totally the type of chick I'd be friends with if I didn't meet up with her on such weird terms
>>
File: 1347158136783.jpg (18 KB, 620x478) Image search: [Google]
1347158136783.jpg
18 KB, 620x478
>tfw have enough disposable income to pay for this
>tfw still dont make enough to live on my own
>tfw cant do it
>>
>>28636906
one day, my friend
>>
>>28636901
I'm worried she'll be some fat bitch and I'm sure asking for pics of her would be like pulling teeth especially when she'll think you only want her feet. I mean I like smelly feet but they're gross if the person with they are attached to is gross
>>
>>28636950
>not liking unhygenic fat girl feet
They might be even smellier
>>
File: 1366314557042.jpg (21 KB, 192x154) Image search: [Google]
1366314557042.jpg
21 KB, 192x154
>>28636906
>>28636922

You're young and spontaneous, just go behind a building or to her place. You are paying her after all.

Don't do it in your car though, it makes for shit positioning.
>>
>>28636950
No I agree, which is why you gotta confirm you find her attractive.

And of course, you can flake very easily if you see her and she isn't attractive.

Like, when you go to meet up, if you scope it out and realize she's gross, you can just walk away before she even sees you.
>>
>>28636988
you're actually right desu. I'll just do that then
>>
>>28636977
I'm OP, I live in Manhattan and I don't know of any public spaces where I could get away with that.

Central Park at night maybe, but a girl you just met won't go there with you lol.

I have an apartment anyway, so I have no issues with that.
>>
>>28637011
Yeah, the whole process is actually pretty fun. I spent like 3 minutes each time walking around , then once I spotted her and saw she was really hot, I closed in on her.

It would have been super easy to blow the whole thing off if they turned out to be gross.
>>
>>28637084
can you tell me how the actual foot smelling went?

did you take big huffs or short fast sniffs all around?

I am very curious about the nuances of your technique
>>
>>28637101
There is no technique, you mush your face into her soles and breath normally
>>
>>28637101
I agree with this anon.

oregano
>>
>>28637101
You actually get a better smell taking lighter sniffs, if you take a big huff then it sorta dulls your sense of smell briefly.

I smelled the whole sole of each foot, so far the toes have been the most rewarding part.
>>
>>28637140
Its the top and front if the toes in my experience
>>
File: 1424494611097.jpg (54 KB, 636x676) Image search: [Google]
1424494611097.jpg
54 KB, 636x676
>>28637101
When you go to smell their feet, a lot of girls will do this annoying shit where they hold their whole leg out stiff and fuck and makes it so you can't do as much, so you're going to need to kind of karate chop under her knee so she'll bend it so you get that nice torque going.
>>
File: 1366315219033.gif (93 KB, 526x422) Image search: [Google]
1366315219033.gif
93 KB, 526x422
>>28637222
trips of truth. Checked. I hate it hen they do that too.
>>
File: IMAG0019.jpg (948 KB, 2688x1520) Image search: [Google]
IMAG0019.jpg
948 KB, 2688x1520
>>28636622
Austria, but actually not quite that typical racist/Neonazi like many recent spawns over here (an election is this sunday)
>>
>>28637306
Oh, i thought youd be closer. Cheers anon
>>
File: 1357025765555.jpg (15 KB, 271x267) Image search: [Google]
1357025765555.jpg
15 KB, 271x267
>you will never have OP as an online buddy
>you will never share your footfag experiences with him over IM
>>
>>28637441
I had a grill put her feet on my face in gym class once

Not op btw
>>
>>28637479
>having a fetish where playful acts are sexual to you

Do we deserve this blessing?
>>
OP you should have like a blog or email or something. Just makingbr9k threads is a bit unreliable

10/10 wpuld sub to your newsletter
>>
>>28637517
We do because its not a normal thing to be into feet
>>
>>28637559
Seriously this board moves too fast now? What time should I check for them? There's not even a keyword I can use to look them up in the archives.
>>
>>28637219
Really? I find the top to not have much of a smell
>>
>>28637643
This. I dont wanna miss OPs posts
>>
>>28637783
Oh ye. All around the toes is good. Thats where all the unhygenic creases are, so of course the smell would be there
>>
>>28637838
I love the toes, but the top part of the foot doesn't seen to have much of a small

Toes and pads are best
>>
>>28637928
Absolutely. Soles are the best.

I switched from phone to computer just to tell my story (and help bump the thread. Come on, OP!)
>>
>>28638083
Pressed "Send" prematurely lel.

>be me in like 8th grade
>in gym class
>in that gymnasium where people do acrobatics, so things have to be clean
>we're supposed to bring special ballerina-like shoes to this gym
>most girls dont give a shit and just go with socks, or barefoot
>teachers are okay with this
...
>one day, doing situps on the floor
>see qt grill with socks on
>decide to sit down "under" her, so her feet are near my face
>she takes the bait
>does the thing where she jokingly rubs her feet on my nose
>"teehee smell it xddd"
>i do the thing where i pretend to jokingly fight back
>didnt wanna show too much of my power level, so i didnt take any chances

I regret fighting back so much, looking back.
Later that day while I was laying in bed I realized I could've grabbed her foot, taken her sock off and did tickled her.

Not to mention I fapped like a mofo the next following weeks.

Got two more foot stories that I remember off the top of my mind.
>>
>>28638171
forgot pic

This picture is probably fake but I'll post it here cause why not.
>>
>>28638171
How stinky were her feet?

And I didn't know I had a foot fetish until I was like 17.
>>
>>28638334
Seriously? I knew I had one back in elementary school.

They were pretty stinky, it was gym class. We had been running around and sweating doing exercises. They smelled like a warm, used workout shoe, although every shoe and sock has a different smell. And they were sweaty. They left an invisible sweat stain on my face.

>smelled cousin's work shoes once
>touched a girl's feet that were in sandals once
>played a game where i removed a girl's shoe a few times

Feelsgoodman.
>>
>>28638436
I guess I'll post this since the thread is almost dead.

>be me, kid in elementary school
>chubby brazilian girl next to me
>she liked to wear flip flops a lot
>she liked to do the thing where she tip-toes the flip flop under the chair
>seriously considered just getting out of my seat and putting my face in her soles
>decided not to. I guess I wasn't such an autistic kid as I thought.
>>
>>28638436
I never smelled a girl's feet yet, I had two opportinities where I could have but I wasn't into these girls enough to do that
>>
File: 1428011489991.jpg (85 KB, 960x1280) Image search: [Google]
1428011489991.jpg
85 KB, 960x1280
>>28638719
>having to be into girls to enjoy smelling their feet
I don't understand this. To be they're just feet.

Also, foot thread now I guess lol.
>>
>>28638918
No, I mean like I didn't find them hot enough to want to do that
>>
>>28638969
Oh man glad I dont feel the same way. Gimmie those BBW feet I'm down for that shit.
>>
OP here, I'll be reviewing a Polish woman's feet tomorrow evening!
>>
>>28639873
That'll be how many hours from now? I'd love to catch the thread.

Btw I saved this one as PDF for the future.
>>
>>28639885
Presumably around 6 tomorrow

Although it may take a little longer as a 45 minute subway ride is necessary
>>
>>28639936
try not to die on the way there
>>
>>28640067
I'll be fine lol

It's a safe city

I hope her feet are extra stinky though, to make the ride worth it
>>
haha youre the guy who made that copypasta thread with the same picture but noone got it, then i said your shit was wrong :^))))))))))))))
>>
>>28639936
godspeed OP

oregano
>>
what's so appealing about a girl's stinky feet?
>>
>>28642663
I'm not even going to pretend like it's normal dude, but this is one of those things where you either like it or don't. Even I dont know why I like smelly feet, but it's fucking intoxicating, gives me a boner, and is analogous to taking a hit of weed to boot..
>>
do you ask them what jobs they hold? this would make a difference wouldnt it?
>>
>>28642682
that's how I feel too. and it's not exactly normal but it's not super weird either.
>>28642698
I haven't yet, I don't think it would really make a difference. But a chick who's been working all day will have stinkier feet than one who hasn't.
>>
>>28642712
well thats my point
maybe one works at the office sits all day, one teaches and walks all day
i think it would make some difference
>>
>>28642712
It would make a difference. For instance, if a girl at uni plays volleyball you may want to try to gf her if you have the social skills since you know her feet will smell bad every day. She's also taller, and therefore exerts more weight on her larger feet, which makes the smell more intense.
>>
>>28642764
>>28642734
yeah you're both right, come to think of it

even though most women don't do manual labor jobs, a chick who's a waitress still walks around a lot

my dream is to have a latina wife with stinky feet
>>
>>28642886
>wife

Lost respect for you
>>
File: 1339677636701.png (22 KB, 381x400) Image search: [Google]
1339677636701.png
22 KB, 381x400
>tfw crippling foot fetish and any inheritance money is at least 30 years away barring an act of God

At least I can rely on licking escorts feet, they usually don't mind.
>>
File: monkey girls facestand1.webm (1 MB, 720x480) Image search: [Google]
monkey girls facestand1.webm
1 MB, 720x480
why don't you ask these girls to step on you?
>>
>>28642922
>escorts

I tried that shit twice and their feet didn't stink. By the time I found out they weren't I already paid, which obviously botched the whole meeting since I didn't care about fucking them. I like girl feet as they are dont get me wrong but unless they're smelly I'd rather just look at them and fap.
>>
>>28642946
what the fuck is monkeygirls supposed to mean?
>>
>>28642946
sauce

you know the drill
>>
>>28642954
The thing about escorts friend is that as long as you have legal tender they'll do what you like. Just tell her you got a stinky foot fetish and are willing to pay extra for her to bundle her feet up with wool socks and to get them sweaty beforehand, I'm sure they'd do it.

I'm sure they'd be happy to just sit down and get paid for not fucking somebody, just have to make it clear what you like and that you'll pay them anon. Especially since you got dead family money you can hire them just for that, I pay to fuck them and usually just say something like "mind if I play with your feet?" and it's usually fine.
>>
>>28643031
I'm not OP. Also they both obliged saying "sure i'll make them smelly, i'll wear my gym shoes with no socks ;)" and then they didn't smell like anything
>>
File: monkey girls facestand2.webm (1 MB, 720x480) Image search: [Google]
monkey girls facestand2.webm
1 MB, 720x480
>>28642966
brazilians, duh

>>28642969
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573699135200f
>>
File: firefox_2016-05-17_21-38-56.png (65 KB, 1920x824) Image search: [Google]
firefox_2016-05-17_21-38-56.png
65 KB, 1920x824
I just can't win...
>>
>>28643096
I wonder if Brazilian girls have stinky feet
>>
>>28643110
That's bullshit dude. Post another one to spite them.
>>
>>28643110
damn bro, I wonder if there's a better way to ask
>>
>>28643058
My bad then, those are some dumb whores.

Maybe try and make it clear that if they're REALLY sweaty and stinky you'd hire her more than once. I mean they're escorts, they love money, and a reliable source of income for not actually fucking seems like a good deal for an escort

>>28643110
Try backpage then? Backpage is where I get escorts, real easy to tell real ones from fake ones
>>
>>28643140
the whole point of using craigslist is to smell the feet of normalfag girls at a reduced price anon, not literal prostitutes
>>
>>28643138
there isnt. "money" draws womens' eyes in, you need that. Elsewise in his post he didn't mention money except in "pay". Also craigslist is fucked. You're a lucky man that it works for you
>>
File: lesbian face trample1.webm (531 KB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
lesbian face trample1.webm
531 KB, 640x480
>>28643124
i can't imagine brazilians are particularly hygienic so i assume so
>>
>>28643140
i tried calling one today but they didnt answer, when should i try again? they seem so flaky
i usually look for their number on google to see if theres any hits
any tips? ive never done this
you got a burner phone?
you take condoms?
>>
I like mines slender, long toes. no veiny shit, no fatties, no boney feet.
>>
>>28643161
That's fine and well, I'm just saying an actual prostitute will do a lot more and go a lot further in terms of foot fetishness, but I'm sure you can advertise for normalfags and that kind of thing in backpage as well, I've had more success with Backpage is all. '

>>28643205
Don't blow up the phone but if you're interested call a couple more times, still no answer then tough break and look for a new one.

>i usually look for their number on google to see if theres any hits

I live in a smallish city so I've never googled their numbers, I just go with if they look legit.

>any tips? ive never done this

As long as you're not a literal rapist or something of that caliber (or come off as one) they really shouldn't mind as long as you're paying them. Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world anon, pay them money they make you feel good. It's business.

>Got a burner phone?

You could if you want I guess, I never used one and have never had anything come of it.

>You take condoms?

Of course but sometimes they have them ready (always bring them regardless)
>>
are there weirdos on cragislist who will pay me money to do weird but not overly sexual things (I'm a guy)?

I heard about some guy who let a guy kiss his feet for 200 a week, I would totally fucking do that
>>
>>28643319
go away queer

leave
>>
>>28643355
No, I just want to make quick money off weird guys, I'm in desperate need of money
>>
>>28643399
why dont you just work for bug dude then?
>>
>>28643319
>>28643399
hey

footlove isn't weird. don't be mean. paying for sexstuff is weird tho
>>
>>28643305
How's this girl? She's the only one who isnt saying no black guys. I just texted her

http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-petite-brunette/15090031
>>
>>28643110
here

https://www.biggerpockets.com/blogs/4240/39955-hack-of-the-week---sept-22-avoid-getting-flagged-by-craigslist

Click on your ad tons of times and it wont happen.

Problem solved
>>
>>28635176
can you take pics next time
>>
>>28644136
yes if she lets me, I'll try to get pics whenever I can
>>
File: 1463072257373.png (164 KB, 453x477) Image search: [Google]
1463072257373.png
164 KB, 453x477
>>28635109

>with slight hints of cheese
>>
>>28635223
Now when you put it like that, it's funny. But when you put it like this

>dad dies
>spend his money on fulfilling my life's fantasies

it becomes a success story. Watch out Jane Goodall.
Thread replies: 127
Thread images: 19

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.