>be trying out my new pocket pussy in my room
>it feels fucking amazing
>getting close to cumming
>mom knocks on door, don't hear her because of my music
>mom opens up door and sees me
>pocket pussy is see through
>mom sees my hard dick inside of a pussy pocket
>she just says sorry and walks out
I saw her again this morning and apologized that she had to see that, she just laughed and said "it's fine babe, don't worry". Then she asked "but what was that thing on your peepee?"
I told her it was a pocket pussy, she asked me "does it feel good?" to which I replied "fuck yeah". Then she said "I think I know what I'm getting your brother for his birthday", then we both laughed and the subject changed. I'm glad she's cool, or else I would still feel really awkward.
I'm glad my mom is so awesome, it really makes my life more enjoyable. Do you have a good relationships with your moms?
Also, share stories of your moms walking in on you masturbating
That's pretty awesome. I wish I had a mom like that, my mom was an alcoholic and I never saw her much.
My mother killed herself after I was diagnosed with autism. It's low on the spectrum, but I guess she assumed I was going to a screaming rocking man-child. I rarely utter a sound.
>>28634894
Sorry to hear that, is she still alive?
>>28634976
Did your mom leave you money at least?
>>28634981
It's all good. She's still alive but I rarely see her. She was pretty terrible to me while drunk so I feel completely numb towards her. I just feel a bit bad for her, her life is so pathetic and sad I can't help but pity her.
Not to be crude but are you going to have sexual relations with your mom?
Mom gives me weed and tell me when the home's free so I can bring girls.
Too bad I'm a loser and end up smoking alone at her home and jacking off looking at pictures of her when she was young.
>>28634976
Sorry to hear that, is she still alive at least?
>>28634858
I had to move a lot as a kid
the last place we moved to my parents dropped me off in a town I didn't know at 14 and told me to apply to the job centre
they didn't pick me up until 2hrs later, I had no money no phone
you have to be 18 to go to the job centre, I was escorted out
my mom told me I was wrong
>>28635034
She sounds pretty awesome, maybe she can help you get some pussy. Stop jacking off to pictures of her, though, any family member closer than 2nd cousin is off limits.
>>28635031
Oh okay, I would avoid her too then, unless she improves her treatment towards you.
No lol, I'm not going to have sexual relations with my mom, I'm not into incest. She's very, very pretty but I'm not attracted to her at all.
>>28635089
Is that a place that helps poor people get jobs?
>>28634858
When I was growing up with my siblings, our house was sort of the hub for all of the kids in the neighborhood. It was a really poor neighborhood but we had a slightly nicer house than the surrounding houses, not that we were any more well off though.
Because there's five kids in my family, all of us would have our friends over often. A lot of the time our friends were related, we'd all play together.
All of the parents in the neighborhood knew to just call my house if they hadn't heard from their kid in a few hours.
And my Mom was always cool with it, she looked after everybody. Remembered all of their names and faces, would make us all snacks while we played in the above ground blow up pool or in the attic.
Once kids started turning 14-15+ she decided to keep a bowl of condoms on the top of the toilet in the downstairs bathroom. She told us that she's not condoning sex, and especially not in her house, but that they're free for anybody to just take if they need them and she won't ask questions if she notices them disappearing.
She said that she was also there to talk to about any questions they had, and to be safe.
>>28635106
Its where they get the dole while they look for a job
I was 14 and still at school
>>28635123
Are you an ausfag? Or a britfag?
>>28635140
britbong
can't answer this with out the robot muting
My mother died when I was very young.
Kinda sucks.
I can't remember what she sounds like anymore.
Dumb frogposter
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>>28635313
aww :(
that's really sad
Are pocket pussies worth the money? Can I get one that feels really good for 20 dollars or less?
>>28634997
My father was the one who worked. He sustained me reluctantly until I was 18, I got my three A levels and went to University, I'm still here, on my third year.
Soon I'll be out in the big wide world.
I'm scared Anon...
>>28635560
Just keep your shit together and you'll be fine. Try to do fun things with your friends on weekend nights, it's nice making money throughout the week then having the weekend to look forward to.
>>28635544
just stick your penor in a banana peel anon
>>28635681
I don't want my dick to get all sticky
>>28635106
>any family member closer than 2nd cousin is off limits
Nigga she's the only attractive woman in my life, how can I not fantasize about her?
I did not ask for this but I can't help it. She's the person I fap to the most.
>>28635741
how much of a milf is she? what ethnicity is she?
>>28635116
You realize those kids were plowing your mom right?
I wonder if your mom secretly enjoyed seeing your hard dick
>>28635751
She's white. Brown hair, hazel eyes. I think my grandparents have french ancestry.
She's 47 and looks no more than 40. It's a damn shame her tits died after her third son, cause they used to be huge.
>>28636022
how did her third son kill her tits?
and do you live in New York by any chance?
>>28634858
>be with my cam slut having came sex on skype
>we're both naked
>she's fingering herself infront of the cam.
>the door behind her
>her mom walks in, i froze.
>before i could tell warn her, her mom says "could you stop doing that"
haven't heard about her in 3 months.
i'm still laughing my ass off tho
My mom is an alright gal I suppose. She's very encouraging but she's also very pessimistic.
What's fucked up is that my best friends mother hung herself on his 12th birthday. That was such a shitty thing to do.
My mom would make me go to therapy if I had one of those. She also thinks it's wrong to have anything but vanilla sex. She actually believes that I'd never do anything but penis in vagina even if I'm married to the girl.
>>28636127
you haven't talked to her since then?
>>28636161
Damn, that's awful. She should have at least waited a few weeks.
>>28636269
She sounds way too strict
>>28636269
Also, are you American?
>>28635106
>any family member closer than 2nd cousin is off limits.
why though?
>>28636306
>you haven't talked to her since then?
she was never online again. i think her mom took her laptop of something.
>>28636357
>i think her mom took her laptop of something.
Was she 14?
>>28636355
It's just weird if it's any closer than that, you might feel dirty if you fuck your sister or your mom.
2nd cousins and beyond are fair game, though. Not a lot of DNA shared.
>>28636383
this lol
>>28636383
16
(not original ffs jygiuvkhvkhvkjv !)
>>28636353
I live in America, but I wasn't born here.
>>28636474
Where are you and your parents from?
>>28636447
>It's just weird if it's any closer than that, you might feel dirty if you fuck your sister or your mom.
My niece has tried to grind me before.
>>28636460
Enjoy prison.
>>28636500
We are from Spain why?
>>28636527
Just curious
I thought yuros tended to be more open minded about that kind of stuff, but not always of course.
Have you or your mom seen each other naked since you went through puberty?
>>28636508
How old is she? Did you get hard?
My mom goes ballistic if she even thinks I'm masturbating. She barges into my room without a care. Muh preshus little boy hurrr
>>28636549
12, kind of.
blox
>>28636549
She's seen me naked but I don't remember seeing her naked at any point. Also the European openness thing is very subjective. If you live in a city ya, but in a lot of small towns expect things like going to church regularly, no sex until marriage, and people always breaking those rules.
>>28636591
You should bait her into opening the door so she sees your big throbbing dick, as you're about to blow a huge load
>>28636619
That makes sense, especially in the Catholic countries.
How did your mom see you naked? Were you hard?
>>28636649
No lol, times were I finished taking a shower or something. They don't really care about seeing me naked.
>>28636751
So your mom hasn't walked in on your masturbating yet?
>>28636857
Never, I barely masterbate though.
My mom never walked in on me, but one time on april fools day my sister did, and told me my dog got run over by a car ( this was roughly one year after my other dog was ran over). I don't think she saw me, I was covered with a blanket, but I yelled "oh my god" in grief before realizing what day it was. She laughed, but ultimately tripped and fell down the stairs.
My mom found a shitload of tissues that I used though. She made fun of me for ages
>>28637073
Did your sister realize you were jerking off?
Well, she must have if you were under the covers with the lights on at 6PM, kek.
>>28637105
It was evening and my lights were off. She may have noticed but she never said anything
>Pic related is a coffee mug designed by the people who make Dragon Dildos
>Bought one because I love the design, and it was cheap (only 12 dollars)
>Didn't think anyone would suspect anything, just seems like a fairly normal design
>Start taking it to work
>Nobody says anything as I suspected
>Few weeks ago
>At the coffee machine about to fill my mug
>Someone comes behind me
>'Get a milky coffee anon, it'll look like the dragons seed'
>hear laughter behind me
>turn around shaking
>pretend I don't get it
>'t-t-this mug was a gift'
>'sure it was dragonborn'
>walk back to my desk
I've smashed the mug since. I've never been more ashamed. I don't even use dragon dildos.
>>28637190
>dragonborn
You should have Fus Ro Dah-ed them on the spot, homie.
>>28635116
Sounds like a truly great Person with decent knowledge of supporting and responsibility.
I actually had a similar Situation, but with ne living on the poor side of the houses. Great Kids and fun time, although I pretty much noticed the difference in wealth since those kids had aside of that house on our hill a double Flat right in the city in a pretty expensive area and literally tons of stuff to play with.
I missed the full Solar Eclipse in 2000 by playing "Ghosts" with them and others in the backyard of our house, not knowing of the whole thing and suddenly when it got dark we had even more fun with that but still to this day do I miss the Chance of having a real glance at a nice Eclipse..
it seems like it was my dad who would walk around.
>years ago on /b/
>somebody told me to fap with shirt off
>take shirt off start fapping
>dad comes down stairs asks me why is your shirt off
>i got hot
>open up a window
>he ends up watching tv in the family room
>lost erection
another time
>a friend gave me some porn magazine
>dad took a day off for gold
>get home from school decide to fap
>go in my room take the magazine out
>dad gets home
>hear where are you?
>had to hide the porn
I fantasize sometimes about girls using pocket pussies on guys
I killed my mother during labor.
1 roastie down
3.5 billion to go
>>28635123
My mother wanted me to get a job and start helping the family when I was 15 because being a hardworking single mother isn't enough to support an entire family of "adult men" now that the life insurance money from dad was gone.
>me and my two brothers were still in school, not even old enough to drink light beer
> apart from the life insurance we also receive child pension because our dad died, its basically a welfare check that was a whole full time salary that went directly to the household
>its a high amount to prevent the need for child labor and lasts until you finish school
>I just started in high school, I got up at 6 every day and got home between 16-18
>my mother gets up at 11, goes to her shop in town at 13 and comes home around 20-21 to "compensate" for being late
>her shop is just an excuse to buy books she likes and thinks has value, the business usually goes backwards about 100-500 euro a month and she covers it with our child pension money or by loaning from her father
>electricity and internet got cut off a couple of times per year, both in the shop and at home
>developed stress issues from that period
>"Anon you are a grown man now, you have to start taking responsibility now!"
Fast forward 8 years until today, her business failed and went bankrupt after 5 years of negative numbers, she is a full time neet and I'm a wreck with no future prospects.
Ohh and half the house is full of the books she never managed to sell. Fuck parents.
>>28640383
You should defoo her.
>>28640449
>defoo
whats that?
