Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
First for qt 2d huskies!
>>28632868
Why didn't you fill in the gaps?
I worked for like 2 solid hours on parliament related stuff.(if you don't believe me, check my blog and wiki changes)
I'm going to take a break now, because I'm tired(even though I drank like 2 liters of Mtn Dew today, which is like over 300mgs of caffeine).
>>28632879
Hi Wanon!
>>28632899
Read this post
>>28632933
OHAYOU bano-KUN!!!!!!!
>>28632933
>blog and wiki changes
Is the parliament going to be the same clusterfuck it was when it failed?
Hey lads, looks like the thread is dead though, bummer no one is here. Glad we could all check in on eachother
Buncha gays in here.I check every thread I see just because.
Not the right time. Well, we had one thread, didn't we?
>>28633034Spooky booty is pleb, Yui
>>28632974
Which parliament are you talking about?
The last one was pretty good, it went down when the school started, so I consider it a success.
I'm working to make the wiki easier to mantain, so it should be less work.
Here's the list of edits I made today on the wiki:
http://pastebin.com/n13K7dzf
I also worked a bit on the memeber list in a way that might help me to possibly automate creating lists in the future if I have the time and patience to write a script for it.
>>28633004
Wait a bit, maybe it will take off later, parliament threads normally start later, so there's nothing wrong about this thread being so slow right now.
We should agree on some time when the threads take place, and on couple of things (like how many seats are in the parliament)Posting my qt waifu
>>28633037
I haven't seen any parliament threads today.
>>28633048No ur pleb you queermo.
>>28633051
>I haven't seen any parliament threads today.
I didn't see any yesterday either.
Waifu posting time.
Just checking in to see if parliament is in session.
>Assbound no Jackness [2D] !!gPnB80F3iMz
I knew those threads had posters from every corner of the site.
>>28633080
Not right now, even if we are going to have one, it would be later.Htespagheti told me she's going to work on the seats
>>28633067Friendly reminder spooky cannot compete
>>28633096
Ok. I'll go back into lurk mode and reveal myself in a mystical way when needed. ;_;
>>28633118Friendly reminder I never claimed spooky was better than monkey.Just better than literally everyone else and that's a fact.
If you ask me, we should keep this as simple as somehow possible. Make a wikia page with passed laws and another one with the OP post and we are set.
>>28632868
Ohayou everywan!
I'm working on the seats right now.
>>28633051
>>28633074
Your waifus are cute!
>>28633166
No, we're going to use the old wiki.
It's much cleaner now, and I'm still working to make it better.
How many seats is the parliament going to have?
>>28633201
>No, we're going to use the old wiki.
Good that you are here to make decisions. While you are at it, decide yourself how many seats we need.
To save myself from the thoughts of crippling depression closing in on me I made the seat chart thing
(Never used GIMP before)
>>28633297
>>28633166
Well, shit
*le epicaly oraignal comment*
>>28633334
Doesn't matter.
Our numbers are off and I have to assume your's are more up to date,
>>28633349
Thanks Senpai Ron <333
>>28633297
It seems 2d is the strongest party at the moment.
As long as the special snowflakes aren't in power I think there's hope for our great board
>>28633297
starting the Tripfriend Party
when do I get to vote on bills?
Finished.
It probably has some mistakes and shit, but I don't care desu.
I'm going to update it once someone new joins.
>>28633499
As soon as there is a bill to be voted on
>>28633681
There's 3 members of Slavic-Robot, isn't there?
Papa Squat here to remind all Slavs and non-Slavs to come find the enlightenment that comes with being a cheeki breeki Squatting Slav.
>>28633227
I don't want to add work, and the old template has 100 seats, so we should stay at 100 seats
>>28633297
>>28633681
Thank you both for help.
Have you posted that picture on the wiki?
>>28633499
You should update the wiki.
From the top of my head, you have to:
-add a page for your party
-add it to the party category
-add yourself to the list of MPs
>>28633735
I might have made some mistakes when making that list, it's hard to tell which trip is up to date from sorted and uniquified list of tripcodes.
What time should we have these threads at?
This autism is back, uh? What's the platform of the Western Wojak Party?
Hahahahah wtf is this clusterfuck
>>28633735
Yeah.
I knew I did something wrong.
>>28633776
>What time should we have these threads at?
Around this time is good for me, and it coincide with when it was formed so I imagine it is a good time for all members. But as a neet wizard I won't object to other times.
>>28633902
Uh, is everyone fine with like 7 PM UTC for the parliament threads or something (I might have messed up the time)?
>>28633945
Just let them pop up at will. Fixed times don't do any good.
>>28632868
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
org
>>28633945
Looks like 7 PM UTC is correct if we want fixed time (5 minutes till the clocks says 7 pm utc).
But somewhat also leaning towards what Ron says >>28633983 and have them at random (when enough parliament members chime in).
Launching the Libertarian Party.
>I go to sleep early, sleep a reasonable amount of time (unlike most of the time)
>I wake up, and I'm sleepy and tired all day
>Taking care of Parliament and school related stuff takes a log of work (even though it's almost end of the school year and we don't even get any homework now)
>I'm fucking tired, and I'll be tired tomorrow
>I drank 2 liters of mtn dew and I'm still tired
>I have 9 classes tomorrow, and I'll probably have to do some computer-related work there (I know already of one issue with one of my projects that I'm going to fix, and I'll get at least one new assignment)
JUST KILL ME ALREADY
I need to take a break from life or something
>>28634289
Don't be an idiot. It's really that easy.
>>28634308
Maybe it is, but I'm tired for some reason.
Maybe there's something wrong with my mental state. I think about suicide like every weekend, and I seem to be angry all the time.
>>28634289
>I drank 2 liters of mtn dew and I'm still tired
>tfw energy drinks or coffee don't wake me up anymore
>>28634347
If you think you could possibly (or have a vague feeling etc.) you might have a problem that a psychiatrist (etc.) could help you with it isn't a bad idea to talk to one just to see. Better to do it and not needing it than to wait till it's a big problem.
Test
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>>28633166
>Make a wikia page with passed laws
I (or someone else) should do that
>and another one with the OP post
It's on the wiki, you can make it longer and better if you want to.
>>28634499
I feel like I started building up tolerancy and dependency to caffeine recently. FML
>>28634514
I'm a little bitch that's scared of asking for help, and I'm paranoid that they might not help me (they make a living off that and they might try to give me Jew pills).
I feel like it's been like 2 years since I started showing signs that I need help.
>>28634563
Are you new?
Add yourself to the wiki and stuff if you are.
>>28633499
I'd like to point out your dubs
>>28634591
Done, lad
Origio
>>28634611
I almost thought the world was falling apart there
>>28634666
You need to stop. You're getting out of hand here.
>>28634591
>I feel like it's been like 2 years since I started showing signs
Do as I did;
> ask doctor for a referral to psychiatrist
> have an aversion towards talking about my feelings
> sit there and almost say nothing
> got sent to a specialist
> says almost nothing to him
> he then started to ask me questions from some forms
> was easy didn't have to come up whit what to talk about
> got diagnosed
I'm just going to mention that I post a lot of parliament related stuff on my Tumblr (I post some unrelated stuff there, too).
You should probably read it to stay up to date with the parliament.
>inb4 I'm attention whoring or something
>>28634680
from which party do you hail
I want to start enabling 2D, lads
>>28634701
What did you get diagnosed with?
Does this have any bad implications on your life?
Do you take any drugs or something?
Is it scary?
Will I get forced to change my ideology?
Can I talk about my tulpa to the doctor?Sorry that I asked that many questions, but I feel like I'm on caffeine powered shitposting spree
>>28634703
I'm just here to eavesdrop.For now.
>>28632868
So do I just add my name to the list or...?
>>28634775
There's the page on the wiki with instructions for new memebers. It should be self explanatory.
Anyway, you should take a look at the list of MPs and fix it if you find any mistakes.
>>28634749
No problem ;_;
Got diagnosed with Schizoid
No drugs (apparently nothing for it) - Using some now to try to be less depressed etc.
It was a bit uncomfortable up until the questionnaire; I don't like to talk about feelings and they want you to talk about your feelings
I'm not sure about the rest I actually never disclosed too much.
>>28634856
>Schizoid
Seems like this might be my problem (or at least one of them)
Maybe I'll have the balls to go to the doctor in the near future. It's almost summer, and vacation should be a good time to start fixing my shit.
Thanks a lot for your answers.
>>28634755
you are free to join any time~
Leader of REE reporting in, so far we have two memebers, 3 if your faithful leader is included. Who else wants to join the good fight against roasties and the general normie population?
Hi allagain
>>28634905
Glad I could be of help.
Schizoid is usually only diagnosed in conjunction with depression as a Schizoid is otherwise content (abate people around them might not totally agree).
Just ask if there is anything else you want to know.
>>28634974
Greetings, m8
>>28634943
Would you want to join the coalition with our party when it will be started?
>>28635019
I don't have any questions ATM, maybe I'll have some later.
Guys can you put REE in the wiki? I see other parties there with 3 members but no REE. (Nice job on the wiki page though).
>>28634943
I'm willing to join your party, fuck normies.
>>28635035
Give me the details about this coalition?
>>28635035
>no questions ATM
No problem
>>28635045
You can create a page for that party, just make sure to add it to "parties" category.
>>28635066
As soon as i make a new reply someone else (You)'s me kek. Thats very good to hear anyhow, and I second your statement. Fuck normies. I hope you're as disgusted by them as I am new friend. Just use the party tag from now on and you're in.
>>28635066
There aren't many as of now.
We haven't even agreed on its name.
I suggest CIAlition or CI/a/lition.
>>28635066
This reply was meant for >>28635051 I'm a fucking idiot
>>28635091
Alright never used wiki before i'll see what i can do
>>28635117
Would any other parties be involved?
>>28635197
Yes, Cuteposters were talking with us about it already. There isn't a list of parties that would join as of now.
>>28635099
Excellent, I promise to uphold the values of this party and REEing constantly at normies.
Waddup Wizards and non-wizards
>>28635251
God speed robot, I'll see you in the beta uprising.
>>28635257
I feel like I'm going to end up as a wizard, but I want that now. It seems like it's just a matter of time for me.
>>28635257
Greetings and salutations to you leader
http://reeparty.wikia.com/wiki/REEparty%20Wikia?wiki-welcome=1
Made a wiki page, how do i get it on the official r9k parliament page?
>>28635361
You made a new wiki, not a new page on the parliament wiki.
You should be able to just create a new page on the parliament wiki.
Who wants to liberate thyselves from ye fleshy casings?
Ok guys this is the official y-you too tripfag. I usually just use incognito so it always looks different.
>>28635482
incognito has nothing to do with how your tripcode looks
>>28635402
Alright i think i gotchya now
>>28635482
Why not secure tripcode?
how are you doing comrades
>>28635516
I still can't find it on the wiki.
Are you sure that you're adding it to the parliament wiki?
>>28635550
I feel overwhelmed by everything. I hope that I'll get used to with dealing with many things at once.
>>28632868
Didn't read anythingcause too long, but I wanna be part of this again =)
>>28635606
Welcome back.
Wow, I finally wrote something unoriginal.
>>28635589
hope you get better comradanon
>>28635589
It's in there but I can't figure out how to add it in latest activity
>>28633083
I couldn't come up with anything better.
I'm bad at names.
Any substantial changes since the last gathering, fellow memebers?
>>28635660
Weird, even the page count on the wiki didn't go up.
I have no idea what's going on.
>>28635669
Nothing significant happened.
>>28635606
Welcome back!
>>28635669
Nah, yesterday's thread was really slow, only a few people posted and nothing interesting happened.
>>28635660
You made a page on the old wiki.
This is the current one:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
Nobody will care probably, but I'll just note that I changed my trip (was !!hzjPPVR5DKh before)because I don't remember the "password"
>>28635629
>>28635629
Hello senpaitachi, good to see you're back as well.
>>28635899
Just make sure that you post the correct tripcode in the list of MPs
>>28635669
I didn't mean anything bad by it, I thought it was neat.
Are there any proposed bills that weren't voted on?
Should we have a voting session today?
I'm considering going to sleep,and I want to know.
>>28635830
Thanks famalam I updated the party thing to say 4 for REE. Now i'm looking at how to add REE onto this. Appreciated the help.
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Parties
Whoever added me to the Wiki thank you
>>28636017
Add your page to the parties category. There should be a list of categories that your page is in at the bottom.
I'm on mobile now, and I don't want to fight with the wiki, because it's a nightmare on the mobile.
>>28636056
I might have added you when I rewrote the memeber list today.
I just pulled out all tripcodes from threads from Sunday, and sorted them. (I posted some details about it on my Tumblr)
The most pressing matter to attend to would be whether or not our MPs have been consuming calcium rich products.
>>28636158
You can propose a bill related to that if you want to.
>>28636095
What's your tumblr?
Original, shit
>>28636213
Here it is:
http://bano-2d.tumblr.com/
I post some wiki related stuff on my profile there, but that's mostly about how to organize the wiki and what to do to clean it up, so you can ignore it if you don't contribute to the wiki.
>>28636286
I was talking about my profile on the wiki in the second half of my post, I didn't make it clear.
I'm afraid parliament posting will become a bit harder considering the robot is back on. Especially voting posts will be full of gibberish just to be able to say yes or no.
Thanks mods!
>>28636439
It seems like that isn't much of a problem from my experiences.
>>28636439
We could probably use /trash/ for voting so we don't spam the other boards if it becomes a problem, but it's not remotely near an optimal solution.
>>28636533
Forgot to reveal my name...
>>28636533
I agree, you can basically do whatever the fuck you want on that board, aye?
>>28636552
/trash/ doesn't allow names and it sounds like a logistic nightmare.
>>28636533
/trash/ is a nightmare, pls no
Man this takes me back to the old parly
>>28636533
We should keep parliament threads on this board.
Avoiding the robot should be easy. We could ask some random question along with each vote so everyone has some inspiration to write some blox that makes sense.
>>28636615
Didn't know that. Would make it a no-go for that reason.
Do I need to ask to join the party or can I just simply join it?
Which party is the most right wing?
>>28636785
You can just add yourself to the list, change your trip, and you should be good to go.
>right wing
I have no idea. This parliament hs very little to do with real politics, but you can read the pages and decide yourselfor just join my party
How are we dealing with the old bills on the wiki? Are they going to be deleted, or will they have a new page dedicated to them?
>>28636940
I think that deleting them is OK, there's the history if anyone wants to see them.
Are we going to have the 2 bills we've passed on the wiki? I barely remember the specifics of either of them
>>28636970
You can read through the archives if you need to.
I'd appreciate it if you write them to the wiki.
>>28636955
Alright, I'll just delete them and add the new ones.
>>28637004
Alright, I'm not that experianced with Wikias but Ill give it my best shot, Cap ;)
>>28636970
Only saved one (pasting here for ease):
=Passed=========================================
===14 in favor of the bill, 5 against it========
================================================
>The Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1
>This Bill hereby bans the usage of exessive punctuation (For example: ?!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?) and 'Emoji faces' (For example: ;;;;)))) XXXDDD :,))) These displays of animosity promote hatred and general Fag-ness within the community
>The following Emojis are accepted for use, given their 'Cute nature'
>.<
;_;
:3
"-_-
(^_^)
(>^^)>
>The use of 'Original Emojis' such as <:^j is equally banned, given the risk, or more possibly the certainty that they would be stolen by normies, as all good things are. However given the fact that this is a good idea if normies were not real, it is also proposed that this emoji ( <:^j ) is also left allowed by the parliment.
>>28637032
Thank you so much, dude <:^j
>>28636846
Alright, I'll join 2D if that's cool
>>28637030
>I'm not that experianced with Wikias
My entire experience with wikis is with this wiki, but then I spend all of my time on the computer, so it's kind of natural for me.
I probably suck as much as you do.
>>28637032
It's excessive, not exessive.
>>28637085
Cool.
Just make sure that you add yourself to the wiki.
>>28632868
Here i am friends
I thought there were 4 autistic socialists?
>>28637090
Just copied what the bill we voted on said word for word ;_;
>>28637166
I might have fucked up the list if MPs.
>>28637170
I think it's better to post the bill verbatim.
>>28637159
here i am compagni!
Autistic socialists, do you want to start a kik group?
>>28637280
I'm not in your party, but I was wondering if a channel on rizon irc would be a good idea.
>>28637307
Why not?
I iz originalo
>>28637307
An irc channel could be nice to have
>>28637280
>>28637307
it's the r9k parliament tho, not the kik/rizon parliament
>>28637346
I'll get to that tomorrow.
>>28637354
Yes but the people are still from r9k. Its just a better way of communicating than threads
>>28637307
Why not Telegram? Logging in IRCs is a hassle
Didn't this parliament game start on /pol/?
Last time I heard it was some guy in Scotland who made it or some shit. I'm surprised to see it here desu.
>>28637400
>Why not Telegram?
I haven't even heard about it. Probably a botnet.
>Logging in IRCs is a hassle
I can live without them. It's almost like how moot wanted 4chan to be - no archive.
>>28637406
>Didn't this parliament game start on /pol/?
It might have started on >>>/pol/ , but this parliament is separate from it.
>>28637439
>probably a botnet
>>28637454
>he doesn't memepost on /g/
>>28637400
>suggesting a normalfag smartphone app
>thinks irc is too hard
I expected more from a 2D member, honestly.
>>28637502
But WhatsApp is the normalfag smartphone app. Telegram has tons of weeb stickers.
>>28637502
Nice banter, but isn't that too edgy for cuteposters?
h h-hello I want to join the Cuteposters United party as an mp, should I use the cuteposters email?
I'll talk to you all (or those who stop by) tomorrow (if there is a parliament post). Stay well till then ;_;
>>28637536
>smartphone app
>not normalfaggy
>>28637543
I didn't think it was edgy at all. Parliament is all about the bantz.
>>28637593
I don't think NoPseudonym is still checking that email. Just make a trip with our party and add yourself to our wiki page. Welcome aboard!
>>28637823
I only use my smartphone to login on Steam 2bhand because of the fucking trade holds
>>28637872
Fair enough. I still think irc is better on a whole and the go to robot program.
>>28637905
I'm going to make a channel tomorrow.
I'm going to sleep, see ya all tomorrow.
>>28633395
What grievances do you have against our small party?
>>28637946
Goodnight, see you tomorrow. It shall be another good day for cute 2Ds
>>28637951
Your party name alone is making our sacred land a bit more like tumblr.
>>28638362
I am no fan of Tumblr, but I find it is better to laugh than to rage at what cannot be changed lest the tears come.Also it is true that robots are the flip side of SJWs. Special snowflakes indeed.
