How often do you think attractive women masturbate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rC1usjklTI
Yeah, you're about right.
ATTENTION FEMBOTS: you do not "fap". This is not a thing you are physically capable of. "Fapping" requires a penis; it refers to the specific sounds elicited by jerking a (that is, your) dick. You do not have a dick. Thus, you do not "fap".
If you're too newfag to know the proper word for female masturbation, just talk about it in grownup language.
I am a fapping female. Deal with it bitch.
>>28631747
>"Fapping" requires a penis
a-and?
What's the 4chan word for female masturbation?
Is is still schlick?
Women can't feel the all consuming feeling of "I'm gonna burst if I don't get my rocks off now"
They touch themselves out of boredom and circumstance, not mindless lust
>>28631813
Yea but nobody uses it because the thread gets derailed
>>28631770
Here is how we're dealing with it: by disregarding your contributions.
Also
>SAGE
>>28631747
>ATTENTION FEMBOTS: you do not "fap". This is not a thing you are physically capable of. "Fapping" requires a penis; it refers to the specific sounds elicited by jerking a (that is, your) dick. You do not have a dick. Thus, you do not "fap".
>If you're too newfag to know the proper word for female masturbation, just talk about it in grownup language.
clearly youve never seen a feminine penis before
>>28631747
The escort chick is pretty cute
>>28631747
Every 50 year's, when the planets align
>>28631903
You can dress up a penis all in pink, apply lipstick and take it to watch Sex and the City with you, and it would still be a feminine penis hanging of a man's crotch.
>>28631981
Underrated post IMO, and I'm saying that as the guy who posted it
I imagine they just slather on some mayo and a toasted bun.
