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Normies literally cannot imagine going for more than a few m
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Normies literally cannot imagine going for more than a few months without sex. If you do, your body begins to breakdown and die and you'll be depressed.

https://youtu.be/6sDZpeL9HBs

How does this make you feel? Just go out and get laid anon!
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is this the reason why we're all so fucked up? Did our body break down by choosing the path of the wizard?
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>>28631696
I mean, I went 17 years without any sex, thats pretty significant. After that I had some pretty long stretches, longest was probably 7 months when I was in boot camp and A school.
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>>28631696
Does masterbating count?
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I hired an escort once.

I felt better for a few days. Though, thinking about the fact that I had to pay for it started to fuck with me. It wasn't even just normal either...

Which thought is more depressing?

> I paid $300 for someone to pretend to like me for an evening. That's like 20 hours of wagecucking.

> I felt that it was a fair exchange, despite normal people not have to do that
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>>28632181
Well, think about it like this.

You're gonna pay either way to get sex from a girl.

Either with dates and attention for sex that might not even happen.

OR

Paying upfront for something guaranteed.

I like the second one better.
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>>28631696
MICHONED
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>>28631696
>If you do, your body begins to breakdown and die and you'll be depressed.

depressed part i get, but how the fuck does your body breakdown and die?

doesn't make any sense desu
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>get married
>she gradually has sex less often
>do everything imaginable to get her to have sex more
>eventually only have sex maybe once a year
>she gets really fat
>I'm in the best shape I've ever been in
>I no longer want to have sex with her because I resent her for refusing all those years and now I find her unattractive and disgusting
>she doesn't give a shit
>hire escorts because I need sex and I don't want to ruin our child's life over my selfishness
>she finds out and flips out
>she now hates me as much as I hate her

Why do women want to have their cake and eat it too?
"I don't want to have sex with you, but you're not allowed to have sex with anyone else"
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>>28632285
Seeing as how the only real purpose you have as a biological being is to reproduce (read: fuck), I could see why your body and mind would begin to break down if it's purpose is not met.
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>>28632338
>get married

Sorry, but you brought this upon yourself my friend.
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>>28632338
it's because you didn't tell her before getting the escort, she might have been fine with it if she was aware of it.
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>>28631963
>choosing
speak for yourself, opportunityfag
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>>28632372
we have no purpose why do you talk out of your ass? most men didn't breed through history, about 40% of men managed to spread their seed
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>>28632407
>you brought this upon yourself
The same can be said for all of us really.
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>>28632430
Not really. I'm not the one who married and had kids with a landwhale
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>>28632424
If he asked her permission first she still would have flipped her shit for bringing it up. Also cuck.
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>>28632425
Unless your dick is broken or you've been locked in a cell your whole life, virginity is a choice. You could have easily gotten some with an ugly girl or even a non-ugly girl at some point, you just made the choice not to talk to or pursue them because you're a pussy.
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>>28632237
>something guaranteed
nope
if you're not enough of a normalfag, whores can turn you down whenever they feel like it, and keep the money, with the entire world on her side
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>>28632514
>Unless your dick is broken or you've been locked in a cell your whole life,
or if you're a robot
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What the fuck this is the second thread of this kind that I see today, holy shit these type of videos make me unironically mad
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>>28632031
amateur, try 30 years without sex. I'm seriously thinking of leaving my job and becoming a monk next year.
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>>28631696
Normies have one point of view, theirs. If they feel X because of Y then everyone feels X because of Y. Normies have absolutely no concept of difference, everyone is the exact same and if you aren't there's something wrong with you.
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>>28632514
Why would I be more comfortable to talk to an ugly girl?
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>>28632554
Why would you pay them upfront?
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>>28632908
>everyone is the exact same and if you aren't there's something wrong with you.
is there something wrong with this statement?
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>>28632908
Can confirm this, mom is a failed normie, and my dad is a robot. Mom will talk about some social trend in the past and how it applied to literally everyone in the states, and my dad tries to prove her wrong.

My dad's pretty cool.
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>>28632338
>get married
That's where you dun goofed
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>>28632338
>get married

Anon why did you do that

WHY
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>>28631696

After having a nice pretty girl in your bed the whole weekend... You only want to repeat it.
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>>28632181
A girl came over before work and fucked me today

FO FREE. Laid before noon
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>>28635190

That feel robots will never know when the sun cuts through the blinds and lights up your girl's soft cheek as she looks tenderly into your eyes...

Feels good to not be a mysoginistic douche nozzle doesn't it?
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>>28635767
you got your order wrong, most robots are mysoginistic because they got treated like shit by women
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>>28631696
>memes over music

Lazy as fuck, all youtube videos of this type without proper narration are so amateurish.
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>>28631696
holy fuck this video is such a massive shitstain in videography history
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