WHAT THE FCUK DO I DOO
I GOT FUCKING DIARRHEA
I HAD 6 DAYS OFF
AND NOW
TODAY
RIGHT FUCKNING IN THE MIDDLE OF A 24 HOUR SHIFT
IGET A FUCKING DIARRHEA OUT OF NOTHING
I ALREADY SHAT TWICE AND CAN FEEL AT LEAST ONE MORE LOAD INCOMING
MY ASS BURNS I CAN'T MOVE MY ASS WHILE SITTING
THE TOILET PAPER HAD SHIT STRIPES MIXED WITH BLOOD STRPES
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I CANT NOT WIPE MY ASS AND ITS FUCKING AGONIZING PAIN TO WIPE IT
OH GOD HELP ME
it will pass anon, nothing to get worried about unless you are 45 years old.
>>28631541
I fucking know it'll pass, but I'm autistic ass FUCK about not having ANY amount of shit in my asscrack WHATSOEVER.
And now I gotta deal with this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE?
guys pls i need help real bad
>>28631786
have you tried not shitting?
not laughing at our bidets any more now, huh amerifat?
>>28631588
Get some baby wipes dipshit.
>>28632246
I usually just blast the shit from my asshole with my giant americock. No need to complicate things.
>>28632268
At fucking work???
Listen here you little shit. I only have access to sandpaper to wipe my ass. I can't even as much as wet it because for that I'd need to exit the fucking stall with shit dripping from my asscrack.
>>28632331
look anon, youve been suffering for at least an hour. im sure your boss will understand if you tell him youve been trying but youre feeling so unwell that you just cant take it anymore.
they dont want you to annihilate their toilet and use up one year worth of TP just so you can do a poor job since youre distracted by your shits.
go home and enjoy a nice diarrhoea day there.
>>28632409
I'm a security. There's no "good job" or "poor job", you just sit on your ass for 24 hours and shitpost on chans.
>>28631514
Use baby wipes. They'll sting but they won't scratch your ass hole
