how do i gain orbiters?
just b cute :3
post your skype :3
Simply Exist.
fuck orbiters. How do I get a Chad?
Start a nazi party and exterminate all jews.
>>28631012
Hi Chad here. Now suck my dick you whore.
>>28631012
chads arent loyal!
go on /soc/ and type out the appearance of some average guy as your ideal type and watch as all the tragic pseudo normals try to get your nudes by funneling you cash
>>28631043
We sure aint hoe. Get busy sucking or get dumped
>>28631036
Oh Chad, I love your confidence!
>>28631065
i need loyal orbiters not desperate guys!
>>28631090
And i like your ass baby. I ll fuck you harder than your wimp boyfriend
>>28631122
Only desperate guys orbit women you baka.
Either don't be fat, or be very fat.
>>28631167
;~;
>>28631171
im underweight for girls
>>28631240
b a qt
>>28630848
1. Say you're a girl
2. Supply proof
3. Because you're "shy", have a few back and forth posts before finally leaving contact information
>>28631240
girls of what species exactly? orca? beluga? sperm?
gain enough mass to become gravitationaly dominant.
>>28631291
;~;
>>28631279
this is good advice! thanks!
>>28631347
Shut the fuck up
Oregano
>>28630848
I'll orbit you post Amazon wish list
This (>>28630871) person's advice is pretty good, along with posting your face so they have something to think of when they talk to you.
To effectively get orbiters, you want them to fall in love with you, and since it's mostly immature virgins here, slightly revealing pictures should chain them down completely, just don't actually ever give them what they crave for.
>>28631439
soooo post skype and face?
>>28631421
i cant post it here ^^'
>>28631421
Whatare you having for lunch today?
>>28631624
Yes. You may have to constantly rekindle their interest by being slightly revealing, very slightly sexual, just give them a small treat to keep them interested and thirsty. Definitely not hard to do here on /r9k/, though.
>>28631717
is having a trip helpful? i dont want to annoy anyone...
kys you fucking leech
>>28631765
>I don't want to annoy anyone I just want to string them along and emotionally abuse them
>>28631809
yep! totally different aha!
I'll be your orbiter
I'm just a very lonely anon
Post on a /soc/ camwhoring thread.
>>28631717
Speaking from your own experience doj the king of beta orbiters?
>>28631921
i have to be lewd?
>>28631920
thanks anon! ^^
>>28631982
Just be a tease. You don't have to post your face. Post pics of yourself in underwear and then slowly take them off.
>>28631982
Lol you will get doxxed and people will find your nudes even if you do not post them.
Ask yourself why the other roasties left?
We will ruin your life
>>28631765
It would really help to immortalize your identity on /r9k/.
>>28631937
I'm an expert on /r9k/.
>>28632043
alrighty! thank yaaa
>>28632039
i just want some books ;~;
I throw up everytime i see the letters d o j
>>28632493
You should feel heart flutters instead, dear Anon.
>>28631421
The Orbitee has become the Orbiter.
i'll orbit you but you HAVE TO play video games with me
get a different orbiter for talking, i don't want to do that
>>28631171
Underated post
Originalcommentcauseimanoriginalgangster
>>28632855
Paedophile
>>28632977
I am no pedophile, silly Anon.
>>28632938
i dont have many games.. but ill still play
>>28633087
What games do you play?
Cubone
>>28633111
i have a good amount of ps4 games but not really much steam stuff... but ill play whatever you want >~<
>>28633087
>>28633155
will you play weird autism games?
>>28633196
if you buy them for me!
I will orbit you. Just play osu with me and sometimes we will chat.
>>28633209
normally i'm on the receiving end of game-whoring
i'll have to consider it
>>28633155
Download Osu!!1
>>28631240
let me get some semen out of my fap jar for you.
>>28633262
is it free?
>>28633247
okay! i accept! thanks for the game!
>>28633262
>>28630848
BOTH OF YOU PLAY OSU WITH ME!!I'm trash but I'll orbit you OP,
>>28633303
It's very free. And FOSS
>>28633209
OP post your face or I'll start attention whoring in your thread.
I'll teach you the ways of being an attention whore.
>>28633315
How do you add people on Osu. Haven't downloaded it on new comp
>>28631240
You should have learned how to gain orbiters as a natural part of aging. You could observe the behaviors of successful stacies or acknowledge you are a dead end just like us.
>>28633303
Stream LoL guaranteed orbiters.
>>28633333
>>28633315
okay! my steam is kieraisuzu
>>28633343
>h-hello
>>28633350
Two ways
Osu.ppy.sh >navigate to user page >add friend
If they're online
>F9 >search box >username > click on result > add friend
I won't be on for another hour or so. Will you stay in the thread?
>>28633417
I'll add you when I get on!
>>28633417
nope nope nope
your name is too close to mine, you have to change it.
you look pretty qt so far. make sure you stay no makeup.
perhaps you can start with a signature scarf around part of your face to ease into it, and build character. maybe make a youtube as well.
>>28633475
whats your name? and i suck at makeup so i dont even try anymore really. i have a cat onesie! would that work?
watch this video op. it should help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnE2kRlj3g
>>28633551
my name is ciara, prnounced the same way.
yes, yes, onesies are perfect.
Fuck post your Skype plox
>>28633589
How do I make a trip? Do I type
Name ##password?
>>28633745
This is what it should look like
>>28633742
kiera.isuzu
>>28633829
Accept me Senpai
>>28633829
Accept me too op! qtand we can play osu
